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    Man Sues BMW Because Non Stop Boner

    04-30-2012 08:29 AM #1
    A California man has sued BMW North America and a motorcycle-seat maker claiming that a four-hour round-trip ride on his 1993 BMW bike with a "ridge-like" seat gave him "a severe case of priapism (a persistent, lasting erection)" that's lasted 20 months and counting.



    http://www.freep.com/article/2012043...CFRONTPAGE%7Cp
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    04-30-2012 08:33 AM #2
    i'm sueing pornhub
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    04-30-2012 08:39 AM #3
    Why is this man not pursuing a career in the porn industry?
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    04-30-2012 08:40 AM #4
    One can only do the belt trick for so long.
    Now go get your shinebox
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    04-30-2012 09:11 AM #5
    Quote Originally Posted by svantevid View Post
    i'm sueing pornhub
    and xvideos, tube8, xhamster.......
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    04-30-2012 09:18 AM #6
    In other news, Corbin-Pacific has reported a 2,500% increase in sales over the past 24 hours, according to a surprised (and somewhat erect) spokesperson...

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    04-30-2012 09:20 AM #7
    BMW should be proud that one of their machine produces erections. That's a good sign.
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    04-30-2012 09:40 AM #8
    I had this same problem between the ages of 13 and 16, and I didn't even have a BMW.
    I'm just here for the sanctimonious circle jerk.
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    04-30-2012 10:39 AM #9
    I find the stock seat not to require modifications......
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    04-30-2012 02:07 PM #10
    Quote Originally Posted by atomicalex View Post
    I find the stock seat not to require modifications......
    rub in all the right places?
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    04-30-2012 02:22 PM #11
    Umm, how about go see a doctor? They have shots that tame that snake.
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    04-30-2012 04:45 PM #12
    Is this a new low or high for viral marketing?
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    04-30-2012 04:51 PM #13
    Tell em to ride a KTM, that **** will goto sleep from the vibration.
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    04-30-2012 04:55 PM #14
    Quote Originally Posted by Fahrbomb View Post
    and xvideos, tube8, xhamster.......

    ...and MLParena, vwvortex and...and...oooooohhhh....i came.
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    04-30-2012 04:55 PM #15
    Doesn't add up to much of a case. '93 bike purchased used in 2010? Why is Corbin named? Aftermarket seat? Stupid people...
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    04-30-2012 05:24 PM #16
    Quote Originally Posted by rpmk4 View Post
    rub in all the right places?
    That rough-riding v-twin does more for her than you'll ever know.
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    04-30-2012 05:59 PM #17
    Quote Originally Posted by svantevid View Post
    i'm sueing pornhub
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    04-30-2012 06:50 PM #18
    Interesting. So their motorcycles give people pricks, while their cars make people pricks.
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    04-30-2012 06:53 PM #19
    Because sports bike.
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    04-30-2012 06:54 PM #20
    Quote Originally Posted by Metallitubby View Post
    Tell em to ride a KTM, that **** will goto sleep from the vibration.
    It's starting to all make sense now
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    04-30-2012 08:02 PM #21
    Sounds like a hell of a spokesperson for BMW motorcycles. "I've got boner for the K1300S! "
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    04-30-2012 08:46 PM #23
    how many times did he whack one out before he went "uh oh"
    I woke up in a new Bugatti
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    04-30-2012 09:26 PM #24
    Quote Originally Posted by foxtrot762 View Post
    Sounds like a hell of a spokesperson for BMW motorcycles. "I've got boner for the K1300S! "
    "Buy a new BMW motorcycle, and get a go anywhere coat hanger for free."

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    And it is ironic that he is suing... most people buy BWMs because they can't get an erection.
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    04-30-2012 11:25 PM #25
    Murica **** Ya!
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    04-30-2012 11:33 PM #26
    I bet Saintor suffers from the same condition driving his 323i.
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    05-01-2012 02:28 AM #27
    Quote Originally Posted by Fritz27 View Post
    That rough-riding v-twin does more for her than you'll ever know.
    Oh, no.... I have a single... It's far more effective than the twins....

    This story cracks me up - has anyone figured out which bike it was? Because if it was a boxer, I'd seriously question the whole vibration story. That guy simply does not belong on a motorcycle.
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    05-01-2012 03:08 AM #28
    My old 1976 CB550 used to keep me pretty regular.
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