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    1. Member Hawk's Avatar
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      04-30-2012 05:50 PM #1


      It had eluded her throughout her tennis career. Dozens of tournament victories and millions of dollars couldn't bring her any closer to that elusive goal. On Sunday, Maria Sharapova accomplished it. She got herself a Porsche.

      Sharapova defeated No. 1 Victoria Azarenka 6-1, 6-4 this weekend in Stuttgart, winning her first title of 2012 and receiving a car for tournament title-sponsor Porsche for her effort. The world No. 2 had joked on Saturday night that she had a lot of cars, but not one from the German automaker.

      It was just the second loss of the year for Azarenka, who is still without a premier victory on clay. She was treated for a wrist injury after getting routed in the first set.

      Sharapova won a clay title for the third consecutive season.

      "I had lost the last few previous encounters with Victoria, so I was extremely motivated today," she said after the match. "When I got the chance to go out and play her again I knew I had to change a few things. Before I was maybe a little bit impatient and went for a bit too much sometimes, but this time I was really patient. I was aggressive but consistent when I had to be against her.
      Which would you rather drive?



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      04-30-2012 05:52 PM #2
      I'll take the Russian.

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      04-30-2012 05:55 PM #3
      Need more pics of exhaust ports
      Scotch. It's time.

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      04-30-2012 05:56 PM #4
      well I guess this would be one of the few times I'd prefer driving from the back seat, so to speak.




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      04-30-2012 05:56 PM #5
      I'd like to see her do doughnuts on that clay court with her new toy.

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      04-30-2012 06:03 PM #6
      I would drive the car. If it gives you problems, you can shut it off.

      ...and the car will get you multiple real women
      Easy like Sunday Morning.

    7. 04-30-2012 06:10 PM #7
      Quote Originally Posted by GruuvenNorth View Post
      I would drive the car. If it gives you problems, you can shut it off.

      ...and the car will get you multiple real women



      No matter how good looking she is, someone, somewhere, is tired of her s***.
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      04-30-2012 06:15 PM #8
      i'll take the car, eventually I'd get tired of sharapova's ****

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      04-30-2012 06:17 PM #9
      She's too tall for me and I can't sell her after I'm tired of her.

      Porsche it is.

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      04-30-2012 06:21 PM #10
      I would've gone all My Super Sweet 16 crying on the ground yelling they ruined my life for giving me a Cabrio instead of a Coupe. The steering wheel is probably the stock, non-Sport Design item, too.
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      04-30-2012 06:27 PM #11
      Porsche.

    12. 04-30-2012 06:46 PM #12
      Quote Originally Posted by Son View Post
      I would've gone all My Super Sweet 16 crying on the ground yelling they ruined my life for giving me a Cabrio instead of a Coupe. The steering wheel is probably the stock, non-Sport Design item, too.
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      04-30-2012 06:50 PM #13
      Quote Originally Posted by Fritz27 View Post
      She's too tall for me and I can't sell her after I'm tired of her.

      Porsche it is.
      ^^ Depends on the market. But from a financial Lounge standpoint; Porsche it is. Maintenance wise it should be less expensive. They are only so many things you can prevent with oil changes...
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      04-30-2012 06:54 PM #14
      As much as I loathe the wrong-engined 911, I was gonna post I'd take the Russian. But you guys are right; the 911 would cost less in maintenance and upkeep in the long run, and you could also unload it for a younger model a lot easier later on
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      04-30-2012 06:59 PM #15
      With that spec 911, you can pick probably pick up lookalike Russians every day of the week...even on rainy ones

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      04-30-2012 07:01 PM #16
      I am willing to bet that she makes more than all of us combined, so I have a feeling that she'd be the one with an upper hand.


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    17. 04-30-2012 07:02 PM #17
      I would have to test drive both...then take the Porsche home.

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      04-30-2012 07:05 PM #18
      Since when does having millions of dollars not get someone "closer to the elusive goal" of owning a Porsche?

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      04-30-2012 07:07 PM #19
      Quote Originally Posted by R-Dubya View Post
      Since when does having millions of dollars not get someone "closer to the elusive goal" of owning a Porsche?
      I guess she too thought they are overpriced.
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      04-30-2012 07:32 PM #20
      Quote Originally Posted by DamienR8 View Post
      With that spec 911, you can pick probably pick up lookalike Russians every day of the week...even on rainy ones
      Funny, but very true. I usually don't go for convertibles, but that is sharp, almost looks like a newer speedster.

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      04-30-2012 07:44 PM #21
      Ehhh she's good looking but I'm sure a weeks worth of facebook lurking could nab a similar broad....especially if I had a Porsche
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    22. 04-30-2012 08:30 PM #22
      i'd be her trophy husband

      get divorced, and get half her worth

      can buy alot more porsches !!

    23. 04-30-2012 08:31 PM #23
      Quote Originally Posted by Momus View Post
      I'll take the Russian.
      She's actually ukranian.

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      04-30-2012 08:35 PM #24
      Quote Originally Posted by deagle View Post
      i'd be her trophy husband

      get divorced, and get half her worth

      can buy alot more porsches !!
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      04-30-2012 08:35 PM #25
      Quote Originally Posted by bwk View Post
      She's actually ukranian.
      Born (1987-04-19) April 19, 1987 (age 25)
      Nyagan, Russian SFSR, Soviet Union

      Maria Sharapova's parents, Yuri and Elena, are from Gomel, Belarus.

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      04-30-2012 08:39 PM #26
      You can't un-Ukraine the brain, maing...


      or. IDK..

      Not into blondes, I'd take the Porsche.

    27. 04-30-2012 08:41 PM #27
      Quote Originally Posted by VadGTI View Post
      Born (1987-04-19) April 19, 1987 (age 25)
      Nyagan, Russian SFSR, Soviet Union

      Maria Sharapova's parents, Yuri and Elena, are from Gomel, Belarus.

      You're right, my mistake. Gotta applaud her parents for having the sense to get out of belarus, nothing good comes from belarus.

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      04-30-2012 08:45 PM #28
      Quote Originally Posted by bwk View Post
      You're right, my mistake. Gotta applaud her parents for having the sense to get out of belarus, nothing good comes from belarus.
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      04-30-2012 08:46 PM #29
      Well one thing's very clear: tennis attire makes you look a lot less hot.

      Can I ride one inside the other? I believe that--as the cool kids say--would be a win-win.

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      04-30-2012 08:48 PM #30
      Quote Originally Posted by kiznarsh View Post
      Well one thing's very clear: tennis attire makes you look a lot less hot.
      Couldn't disagree more.
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      04-30-2012 08:50 PM #31
      Quote Originally Posted by VadGTI View Post
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    32. 04-30-2012 08:51 PM #32
      Quote Originally Posted by VadGTI View Post
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      Is that the same guy as this guy? How does it feel to have your people ruled with an iron fist by a ruthless ukranian?
      Last edited by bwk; 04-30-2012 at 08:55 PM.

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      04-30-2012 09:05 PM #33
      Quote Originally Posted by rsj0714 View Post
      Couldn't disagree more.
      I think I know what you're thinking, but comparing the pics in the original post, you gotta admit she looks much more attractive in the bikini, right?

      And that's not true for everyone...I'd pay a lot of $ not to see some of the secretaries at work in bikinis...

      Oh man...think I just threw up in my mouth...oh boy...

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      04-30-2012 09:08 PM #34
      i bet she's soft and warm inside, nothing feels like a new porsche
      who's driving the dreambus?

    35. 04-30-2012 09:15 PM #35
      Quote Originally Posted by anothercar View Post
      i bet she's soft and warm inside, nothing feels like a new porsche
      I'm sure this isnt news to you guys but news to me, she's freaking 6'2.

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