hillarious KSL ad.

[N3M51R]

Sorry, I couldn't help but share this after it being shown to me by my younger brother. Please feel free to add your funny finds similiar to isht like this.

http://www.ksl.com/?nid=678&ad=20210248&cat=210&lpid=

" Scooter for sale. Scooter? This isn’t a scooter. This hog transforms you from a hipster with a messenger bag and skinny jeans, to Arnold Schwarzenegger in Terminator 2. Throw on your sunglasses and you and John Connor can go save the human race. All while getting roughly 80 miles to the gallon. The few scratches on the side of this bad-ass person magnet aren’t from laying this bad boy down in a parking lot, or some sissy crap like that. I got them while in the highlands of southern Thailand racing ninjas. This sleek, ninja-fighting scooter has reached speeds of 55 mph while evading the Yakuza on the streets of Japan.

This beast is black. Why? Because Chuck Norris can’t see black in the dark. If you’re looking for a stealth machine, this thing has your name written all over it. If being bad ass isn’t your thing, then look elsewhere. I would tell you about how amazing all of the previous owners were, but I’m the only one. That’s right. This thing has 125 cc of raw, unforgiving power. It’ll blow your little sister’s socks off. And I’m not afraid to throw down pink slips anytime, anywhere. I have mine in my sock drawer. Right next to my x-ray glasses and throwing stars.

I’ve racked up 2012 miles on the southern coast of California. Has it been serviced you ask? Of course I have, but get your mind out of the gutter perv. The bike has been serviced by a professional mechanic. And no it wasn’t me. I only fix helicopter engines. What do I know about a Yamaha? The mechanic’s name is Ross and he’s as trustworthy as they come. I know this, because I left Spanish gold doubloons that I recovered from the bottom of the Caribbean with him for two weeks, and he only took a few.

$1900.00. I have the title in hand. No seriously, it’s in my hand right now. If you think you have what it takes to be the next owner of this amazing machine, then give me a call or text at (801) 362-8791.

I also have a medium helmet that I won in a foot race down Mt. Kilimanjaro. I had to beat out three homeless kids and a Somali pirate with one leg. You can pick that up for an extra $50 if you’re one of “those people” that’s worried about protecting their head.

2009 Yamaha Zuma 125cc. 2012 miles."

[David802]

Sorry, I couldn't help but share this after it being shown to me by my younger brother. Please feel free to add your funny finds similiar to isht like this.

http://www.ksl.com/?nid=678&ad=20210248&cat=210&lpid=

" Scooter for sale. Scooter? This isn’t a scooter. This hog transforms you from a hipster with a messenger bag and skinny jeans, to Arnold Schwarzenegger in Terminator 2. Throw on your sunglasses and you and John Connor can go save the human race. All while getting roughly 80 miles to the gallon. The few scratches on the side of this bad-ass person magnet aren’t from laying this bad boy down in a parking lot, or some sissy crap like that. I got them while in the highlands of southern Thailand racing ninjas. This sleek, ninja-fighting scooter has reached speeds of 55 mph while evading the Yakuza on the streets of Japan.

This beast is black. Why? Because Chuck Norris can’t see black in the dark. If you’re looking for a stealth machine, this thing has your name written all over it. If being bad ass isn’t your thing, then look elsewhere. I would tell you about how amazing all of the previous owners were, but I’m the only one. That’s right. This thing has 125 cc of raw, unforgiving power. It’ll blow your little sister’s socks off. And I’m not afraid to throw down pink slips anytime, anywhere. I have mine in my sock drawer. Right next to my x-ray glasses and throwing stars.

I’ve racked up 2012 miles on the southern coast of California. Has it been serviced you ask? Of course I have, but get your mind out of the gutter perv. The bike has been serviced by a professional mechanic. And no it wasn’t me. I only fix helicopter engines. What do I know about a Yamaha? The mechanic’s name is Ross and he’s as trustworthy as they come. I know this, because I left Spanish gold doubloons that I recovered from the bottom of the Caribbean with him for two weeks, and he only took a few.

$1900.00. I have the title in hand. No seriously, it’s in my hand right now. If you think you have what it takes to be the next owner of this amazing machine, then give me a call or text at (801) 362-8791.

I also have a medium helmet that I won in a foot race down Mt. Kilimanjaro. I had to beat out three homeless kids and a Somali pirate with one leg. You can pick that up for an extra $50 if you’re one of “those people” that’s worried about protecting their head.

2009 Yamaha Zuma 125cc. 2012 miles."

Stossel should definitely buy that scooter!

[N3M51R]

Haha, no. I keep telling him whatever money he wants to buy something like that with he should put into his golf.

Would be funny though, imagine this guy-





With a set of these-






On something like this-






Rollin hard hard like so-

[vegaspassat]

in all honesty these types of FS ads are getting really old. It all started with some really beat down jeep or some**** and then the interwebs trolls spread it like the clap and now everyone selling a great heaping pile of sh!t on CL or KSL creates the same style of "Are you manly enough to drive this POS!?!?!?!" type of advertisement. It was novel in the beginning, and in the end that's all it really is - NOVEL.

[David802]

in all honesty these types of FS ads are getting really old. It all started with some really beat down jeep or some**** and then the interwebs trolls spread it like the clap and now everyone selling a great heaping pile of sh!t on CL or KSL creates the same style of "Are you manly enough to drive this POS!?!?!?!" type of advertisement. It was novel in the beginning, and in the end that's all it really is - NOVEL.

That's the point. When you're trying to get your POS to stand out on a website full of POS adds. Something that makes a potential buyer laugh will go a long way. Its just hyperbole.

[DiRTAE]

[vegaspassat]

in all honesty these types of FS ads are getting really old. It all started with some really beat down jeep or some**** and then the interwebs trolls spread it like the clap and now everyone selling a great heaping pile of sh!t on CL or KSL creates the same style of "Are you manly enough to drive this POS!?!?!?!" type of advertisement. It was novel in the beginning, and in the end that's all it really is - NOVEL.

drunken ramblings. Sorry guys.

[David802]

drunken ramblings. Sorry guys.

That's awesome.

[vento86]

I lold soo hard..


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[stkshftgti]

Stossel should definitely buy that scooter!

You know how I knew you were the one quoting him? Because you quoted the entire post under the original post.

[20th#726]

You know how I knew you were the one quoting him? Because you quoted the entire post under the original post.

He's trolling you hard

[President Lincoln]

Stossel

[N3M51R]

Duce does look a lot like Stossel with that porno mustache and hair doesn't he?

[President Lincoln]

[David802]

You know how I knew you were the one quoting him? Because you quoted the entire post under the original post.

Know how I know you are fatter than I am? Because you're to fu_cking lazy to move your middle finger that extra quarter inch to use the center button on your mouse and scroll past my quoted post.

Duce does look a lot like Stossel with that porno mustache and hair doesn't he?

He does! I laugh every time I think about it.

[MK2_GTI]

Know how I know you are fatter than I am? Because you're to fu_cking lazy to move your middle finger that extra quarter inch to use the center button on your mouse and scroll past my quoted post.



He does! I laugh every time I think about it.

The more and more I read your posts...... The more and more I think your a complete TOOL!!!!

[David802]

The more and more I read your posts...... The more and more I think your a complete TOOL!!!!

I can be a real a$$ hole. There are a million ways stkshftgti could have approached the above situation if what I did bugged him so badly. I took his comment as rude and passive aggressive and responded accordingly. If he didn't mean it that way he certainly didn't give any indication of it.

[N3M51R]

Haha those are great. Ill have to show them to him. Didn't know Stossel had his own internet joke thing.

[stkshftgti]

Know how I know you are fatter than I am? Because you're to fu_cking lazy to move your middle finger that extra quarter inch to use the center button on your mouse and scroll past my quoted post.

Know how I know you suck at using the internet? You quote everything. And you take the internet seriously.

[David802]

Haha those are great. Ill have to show them to him. Didn't know Stossel had his own internet joke thing.

Found a couple more. Also sent you that grouch CD.

Know how I know you suck at using the internet? You quote everything. And you take the internet seriously.

Lol, if I didn't quote everything you'd just cry that you didn't know who I was talking to like you did to parkermk4.

[stkshftgti]

[/IMG]Lol, if I didn't quote everything you'd just cry that you didn't know who I was talking to like you did to parkermk4.

Parker = not quoting something from 4 pages behind.
You = quoting everything directly under the post.

me = does not actually care.

Parker = We know him, love him, and love to give him ****.

[Parker mk4]

Parker = not quoting something from 4 pages behind.
You = quoting everything directly under the post.

me = does not actually care.

Parker = We know him, love him, and love to give him ****.

Tyler this made my day

[Parker mk4]

Haha, no. I keep telling him whatever money he wants to buy something like that with he should put into his golf.






Rollin hard hard like so-

I want one of these!!!!

[stkshftgti]

Tyler this made my day

F-off

[David802]

F-off

[President Lincoln]

Sorry, I don't mean to be a bad ass. I'll leave now.

[David802]

Sorry, I don't mean to be a bad ass. I'll leave now.

Screw you guys, I'm going home!