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    05-08-2012 07:22 PM #106
    reminds me a bit of Bill
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    05-08-2012 07:36 PM #107


    chekkmete afists
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    05-08-2012 10:41 PM #108
    Quote Originally Posted by A.Wilder View Post
    reminds me a bit of Bill
    You shut your dirty whore mouth! Dolan couldn't be 1/10th as funny as Bloom County if they were the only comic out there.

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    05-09-2012 03:18 PM #109

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Miyagi View Post
    And, if the situation calls for it, you could break out some drumsticks and play the xylophone on her ribs
    Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
    God dammit Miyagi, go to school. Who the f**k plays the xylophone with drumsticks?
    You use mallets. Idiot.

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    05-09-2012 03:19 PM #110
    Now go get your shinebox

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    05-09-2012 03:39 PM #111
    Quote Originally Posted by Señor Peligro View Post
    i dont know why im laughing at this one so much

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    05-09-2012 06:55 PM #112
    daesy is cracked out hehehe
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    Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime.
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    05-11-2012 07:35 AM #114
    Man, I think Dolan has achieved internet heroin. It was like it was forced upon me in the Funny picture thread but now I cant get enough of it, even though I really dont think its all that funny. I think it is funny in ones own head if they let it.

    To me Roland is kinda funny, but only because Dolan is kinda funny.

    But it is funnier when I think of what "Gramice" (Grimace) might look like Dolanified.
    My legend dates back to the 12th Century you see. My legend is quite old. The 12th Century was a long time ago. It was summer and so cold from the snow because it was actually winter or maybe it was Monday. It could have been a Thursday or possibly a Saturday or was it Tuesday though it could have been Wednesday or a Monday.

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    05-12-2012 03:30 AM #116
    gooby should've got a vee debble yu deazul

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    05-12-2012 08:12 AM #117
    Im so lost on these dolan comics

    Ive read so many of them and never even chuckled.... the internet will destroy all things humor.
    wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff.

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    Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime.
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  14. 05-12-2012 01:01 PM #119
    Quote Originally Posted by GtIVR6-RJ View Post
    Im so lost on these dolan comics

    Ive read so many of them and never even chuckled.... the internet will destroy all things humor.

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    05-12-2012 01:19 PM #120
    Dolan sucks. There i said it.

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    05-12-2012 01:30 PM #121
    Quote Originally Posted by X37 View Post
    Dolan sucks. There i said it.
    Thank god, i can stop holding my breath.
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    05-12-2012 01:40 PM #122
    Quote Originally Posted by A.Wilder View Post
    Thank god, i can stop holding my breath.
    I think you should keep holding it
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    05-12-2012 01:45 PM #123
    Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime.
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    05-12-2012 01:50 PM #124
    Bro story bro...


    I see you found a meme generator...



    Tell me about how funny you aren't
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    05-12-2012 03:33 PM #125
    Quote Originally Posted by BarryV View Post
    Bro story bro...


    I see you found a meme generator...



    Tell me about how funny you aren't
    fak u

    baerie pls

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    05-12-2012 03:44 PM #126
    Leave mean Gene Wilder outta this, boys.
    Free "The GOD DAMN RANT Thread"!

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    05-12-2012 08:46 PM #127
    Quote Originally Posted by Air-over-water View Post
    That is how I picture the Dolan fans around here.
    Thats how I picture most of us in OT just with more feces flinging....way more feces
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    05-12-2012 11:01 PM #128
    she really has no swag
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    05-12-2012 11:07 PM #129
    Quote Originally Posted by Run L1ke H3LL View Post
    she really has no swag


    I'd definitely put my schwig in her swag.... so yeah... she's got it
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    05-12-2012 11:07 PM #130
    Quote Originally Posted by Run L1ke H3LL View Post
    she really has no swag
    All the more reason to want to f**k her. "Swag" isn't a thing.
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    05-12-2012 11:32 PM #131
    flayt azs
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    05-12-2012 11:37 PM #132
    Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
    All the more reason to want to f**k her. "Swag" isn't a thing.
    you either have swag or you don't
    she has none of it. look how awkward she dances. eww

    those boobies though...i'd swag on them all day
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    05-13-2012 01:02 AM #133
    Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
    All the more reason to want to f**k her. "Swag" isn't a thing.
    Sure it is. Swag is for retards who don't understand the concept of confidence. Upton is smokin' hot.

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    05-13-2012 01:05 AM #134
    Quote Originally Posted by Shin Akuma View Post
    Sure it is. Swag is for retards who don't understand the concept of confidence. Upton is smokin' hot.
    so you would call confidence dancing like it an idiot when you know you look like an idiot?
    i'd call that stupidity

    she should quit it and lose the clothes already
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    05-13-2012 01:17 AM #136
    Quote Originally Posted by Run L1ke H3LL View Post
    so you would call confidence dancing like it an idiot when you know you look like an idiot?
    i'd call that stupidity

    she should quit it and lose the clothes already
    Right....you do know what the "cat daddy dance" looks like, don't you. It looks almost just as bad no matter who does it. She might look awkward, but she doesn't seem to give a fu** and that's got something to do with confidence.
    We can most certainly agree on your last point.

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    05-13-2012 03:31 AM #137
    der shaltworks:

    not funny, plain, failure, wanna-be pop-poo-lar since his dad abused him in elementary and H.S. = do anything to gain some morcel of familiarity/pop-poolarity on the inter-butts


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    05-13-2012 05:44 AM #138
    Quote Originally Posted by TetsuoShima View Post
    der shaltworks:

    not funny, plain, failure, wanna-be pop-poo-lar since his dad abused him in elementary and H.S. = do anything to gain some morcel of familiarity/pop-poolarity on the inter-butts
    Edit, I'm bad at reading posts.

    That said, your post, damn dude. That's... wow.
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    05-13-2012 07:43 AM #139
    Quote Originally Posted by Nitzer View Post
    That tons of dancing girl gifs made my dick move without question.

    That said, your post, damn dude. That's... wow.

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    05-13-2012 07:54 AM #140
    Quote Originally Posted by Run L1ke H3LL View Post
    you either have swag or you don't
    You either use words that don't exist because some t-shirts told you to, or you don't.
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