Hot Constable Accused of Forced Motorboating and More

[abeR]

something something something beef curtains.

[Der Schaltwerks]

Deputy LaFontaine, while you're down there....help yourself to some chicken cordon bleu.

[Basscase]

Deputy Anderson, While you're down there...why don't you...handle my hot pocket.

[20DYNAMITE07]

Sergent Jemima... While you're down there, help yourself to some Blue Waffle...

[Der Schaltwerks]

blue waffle

[Der Schaltwerks]

Deputy LaFontaine, while you're down there....help yourself to some chicken cordon bleu.

This is one of the few pics where I can't decide if I'd rather bone it or eat it.

[20DYNAMITE07]

This is one of the few pics where I can't decide if I'd rather bone it or eat it.

Looks like somebody already boned it...

[20DYNAMITE07]

Officer Crocker, while you're down there why don't you help yourself to some of my cream pie...

[Der Schaltwerks]

I was anxiously waiting for a cream pie or cream puff reference.

thumbs up for you sir

[20DYNAMITE07]

Thanks


Deputy Lee, while you're down there, why don't you help yourself to some biscuits and sausage gravy...

[Seabird]

Dee Pooty, while you're down there, why don't you help yourself to some Sloppy Joe.





Scoot over Joe and let Dee have a snarf.

[Der Schaltwerks]

Thanks


Deputy Lee, while you're down there, why don't you help yourself to some biscuits and sausage gravy...

I would but I've already had a big plate of chipped beef....

[sethgood]

Deputy Akkarat, white you're down there, why don't you help yourself to some papaya salad?

[cruizer34]

There's a lot of food in here I have never had and would like to try

[atomicalex]

Holy cow. You guys are really working this one. Carry on.

[Der Schaltwerks]

Holy cow. You guys are really working this one. Carry on.

It's your turn.

[20DYNAMITE07]

Deputy Clampet... while you're down there why don't you crack one open and help yourself to some pickled eggs...

[Der Schaltwerks]

Deputy Jones, while you're down there....help yourself to some Honey Baked Ham.

[20DYNAMITE07]

Deputy Palin, while you're down there why don't you help yourself to some Jellied Moose Nose...





(yes, that's a real food).

[20DYNAMITE07]

Constable Guizzepi, while you're down there why don't you help yourself to some Casu Marzu?





(maggot cheese)

[Der Schaltwerks]

that's really gross

[deucestudios]

Mounty Ericcson, while you're down there eh?

[.LSinLV.]

Deputy Komoniwannalaya, while your down there, why don't you help yourself to some lomi.

[Cousin Eddie]

Detective Peligro, while you're down there why don't you help yourself to some juicy McRib and a side of tossed salad?

[Der Schaltwerks]

Deputy Jones, while you're down there....help yourself to some Lobster Roll.

[Der Schaltwerks]

Deputy Jones, while you're down there....help yourself to some juicy italian beef.

[x047x]

Lieutenant Smith, while you're down there... Have a nibble on my spotted dick.






wait... what?

[marknuck311]

Deputy Anderson, while you're down there, why don't you stuff my cannoli?


Edited to add: this reminds me of the song by Bloodhound Gang "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo":

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto

[20DYNAMITE07]

Mounty Ericcson, while you're down there eh?

Would just like to point out that I did the poutine thing on page two... but I'll let it slide due to your awesome inclusion of eh, eh?

[deucestudios]

Would just like to point out that I did the poutine thing on page two... but I'll let it slide due to your awesome inclusion of eh, eh?

Oh snap. my bad. You threw the mounty acronym around like it was nothin too.

While I'm down here...

[Der Schaltwerks]

While you're down there...how 'bout you shuck my oyster?

[Der Schaltwerks]

While you're down there...help yourself to some Butterfly Pork Chops.

[backinthegame]

Officer Wang, while your down there, hows about some cream of sum yung gai?

[20DYNAMITE07]

Deputy Worf, while you're down there why don't you help yourself to my steaming mound of Gagh.

[dubraycer36]

Constable Pierre, won't come and dip your ladle in my vichyssoise.