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    Thread: Hot Constable Accused of Forced Motorboating and More

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      05-08-2012 11:00 AM #51
      Deputy Nagamura, while you're down there....help yourself to some bearded clam



      then go a little further south and help yourself to some fragrant starfish


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      05-08-2012 11:30 AM #52
      Deputy Mueller, while you're down there....help yourself to some sauerkraut and schnitzel.



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      05-08-2012 12:56 PM #53
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      05-08-2012 02:14 PM #54
      Officer Lap-tsang, why don't you come on over and climb the South Face Mt. Sheriff. It's above the tree line if you know what I mean... so bring Oxygen.
      "We'll not risk another frontal assault... that rabbit's DYNAMITE!"

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      05-08-2012 02:57 PM #55
      Deputy Abdul, while you're down there....help yourself to some shawarma.


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      05-08-2012 03:00 PM #56
      Deputy Sanders, while you're down there why don't you eat my vagina?

      Oh...right...
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      05-08-2012 03:19 PM #57
      Quote Originally Posted by Basscase View Post
      Deputy Sanders, while you're down there why don't you eat my vagina?

      Oh...right...

      You're breaking the format.

      Now you have to post again and follow the vagina and food from around the world theme.

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      05-08-2012 03:31 PM #58
      Quote Originally Posted by Basscase View Post
      Deputy Sanders, while you're down there why don't you eat my chicken cheesesteak?


      FTFY
      "We'll not risk another frontal assault... that rabbit's DYNAMITE!"

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      05-08-2012 03:54 PM #59
      Fits the theme

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      05-08-2012 03:58 PM #60
      Captain Hansen, while you're down there why don't you see if you can catch some of these Opilio crabs...
      "We'll not risk another frontal assault... that rabbit's DYNAMITE!"

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      05-08-2012 04:06 PM #61
      Capitano Guiseppe, Whilea you'rea downa there, whya don'ta youa slurpa somea mya spaghetti anda meataballs, eh?



      Better?
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      05-08-2012 04:14 PM #62
      That's better. Shouldn't there only be one meatball, though?

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      05-08-2012 04:15 PM #63
      Quote Originally Posted by Der Schaltwerks View Post
      That's better. Shouldn't there only be one meatball, though?
      Not in this case! Huzzah!
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      05-08-2012 04:28 PM #64
      Deputy Ahmed, while you're down there....help yourself to some falafel.


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      05-08-2012 04:30 PM #65
      There are some foods in this thread that I really enjoy that I will never look at the same way. I hate you guys. I really, really hate you guys.
      Scotch. It's time.

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      You can promote hate with pencil as you do with a gun. For me they are both the same.
      Frightening ideology, no?

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      05-08-2012 04:32 PM #66
      Deputy Garcia, while you're down there....help yourself to some papaya.


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      05-08-2012 04:34 PM #67
      Quote Originally Posted by Der Schaltwerks View Post
      Deputy Garcia, while you're down there....help yourself to some papaya.

      hmm...Papaya tastes like vagina...good call!
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      05-08-2012 04:35 PM #68
      Quote Originally Posted by Time for a GTI View Post
      There are some foods in this thread that I really enjoy that I will never look at the same way. I hate you guys. I really, really hate you guys.
      I was thinking the same thing.
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      05-08-2012 04:41 PM #69
      Deputy O'Malley, while you're down there....help yourself to some baked potato stuffed with sour cream and bacon.


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      05-08-2012 04:45 PM #70


      something something something beef curtains.
      Last edited by abeR; 05-08-2012 at 04:50 PM.
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      05-08-2012 05:31 PM #71
      Deputy LaFontaine, while you're down there....help yourself to some chicken cordon bleu.


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      05-08-2012 06:05 PM #72
      Deputy Anderson, While you're down there...why don't you...handle my hot pocket.

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      05-08-2012 06:48 PM #73
      Sergent Jemima... While you're down there, help yourself to some Blue Waffle...

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      05-08-2012 06:54 PM #74
      blue waffle

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      05-08-2012 06:55 PM #75
      Quote Originally Posted by Der Schaltwerks View Post
      Deputy LaFontaine, while you're down there....help yourself to some chicken cordon bleu.


      This is one of the few pics where I can't decide if I'd rather bone it or eat it.

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