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      05-08-2012 04:45 PM #71


      something something something beef curtains.
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      05-08-2012 05:31 PM #72
      Deputy LaFontaine, while you're down there....help yourself to some chicken cordon bleu.


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      05-08-2012 06:05 PM #73
      Deputy Anderson, While you're down there...why don't you...handle my hot pocket.

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      05-08-2012 06:48 PM #74
      Sergent Jemima... While you're down there, help yourself to some Blue Waffle...

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      05-08-2012 06:54 PM #75
      blue waffle

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      05-08-2012 06:55 PM #76
      Quote Originally Posted by Der Schaltwerks View Post
      Deputy LaFontaine, while you're down there....help yourself to some chicken cordon bleu.


      This is one of the few pics where I can't decide if I'd rather bone it or eat it.

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      05-08-2012 08:15 PM #77
      Quote Originally Posted by Der Schaltwerks View Post
      This is one of the few pics where I can't decide if I'd rather bone it or eat it.
      Looks like somebody already boned it...
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      05-08-2012 08:16 PM #78
      Officer Crocker, while you're down there why don't you help yourself to some of my cream pie...
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      05-08-2012 08:21 PM #79
      I was anxiously waiting for a cream pie or cream puff reference.

      thumbs up for you sir

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      05-08-2012 11:00 PM #80
      Thanks


      Deputy Lee, while you're down there, why don't you help yourself to some biscuits and sausage gravy...

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      05-08-2012 11:19 PM #81
      Dee Pooty, while you're down there, why don't you help yourself to some Sloppy Joe.





      Scoot over Joe and let Dee have a snarf.
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      05-08-2012 11:22 PM #82
      Quote Originally Posted by 20DYNAMITE07 View Post
      Thanks


      Deputy Lee, while you're down there, why don't you help yourself to some biscuits and sausage gravy...


      I would but I've already had a big plate of chipped beef....


    13. 05-09-2012 02:32 AM #83
      Deputy Akkarat, white you're down there, why don't you help yourself to some papaya salad?


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      05-09-2012 07:19 AM #84
      There's a lot of food in here I have never had and would like to try
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      05-09-2012 08:13 AM #85
      Holy cow. You guys are really working this one. Carry on.
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      05-09-2012 09:56 AM #86
      Quote Originally Posted by atomicalex View Post
      Holy cow. You guys are really working this one. Carry on.

      It's your turn.

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      05-09-2012 10:01 AM #87
      Deputy Clampet... while you're down there why don't you crack one open and help yourself to some pickled eggs...

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      05-09-2012 10:02 AM #88
      Deputy Jones, while you're down there....help yourself to some Honey Baked Ham.


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      05-09-2012 10:05 AM #89
      Deputy Palin, while you're down there why don't you help yourself to some Jellied Moose Nose...





      (yes, that's a real food).
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      05-09-2012 10:08 AM #90
      Constable Guizzepi, while you're down there why don't you help yourself to some Casu Marzu?





      (maggot cheese)
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      05-09-2012 10:29 AM #91
      that's really gross


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      05-09-2012 10:55 AM #92
      Mounty Ericcson, while you're down there eh?

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      05-09-2012 11:06 AM #93
      Deputy Komoniwannalaya, while your down there, why don't you help yourself to some lomi.

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      05-09-2012 11:09 AM #94
      Detective Peligro, while you're down there why don't you help yourself to some juicy McRib and a side of tossed salad?



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      05-09-2012 11:09 AM #95
      Deputy Jones, while you're down there....help yourself to some Lobster Roll.



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      05-09-2012 11:15 AM #96
      Deputy Jones, while you're down there....help yourself to some juicy italian beef.


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      05-09-2012 11:21 AM #97
      Lieutenant Smith, while you're down there... Have a nibble on my spotted dick.






      wait... what?

    28. 05-09-2012 11:24 AM #98
      Deputy Anderson, while you're down there, why don't you stuff my cannoli?


      Edited to add: this reminds me of the song by Bloodhound Gang "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo":

      Vulcanize the whoopee stick
      In the ham wallet
      Cattle prod the oyster ditch
      With the lap rocket

      Batter dip the cranny ax
      In the gut locker
      Retrofit the pudding hatch
      Ooh la la
      With the boink swatter

      If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
      In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
      I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
      I don't wanna beat around the bush

      Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
      Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

      Marinate the nether rod
      In the squish mitten
      Power drill the yippee bog
      With the dude piston

      Pressure wash the quiver bone
      In the bitch wrinkle
      Cannonball the fiddle cove
      Ooh la la
      With the pork steeple

      If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
      In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
      I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
      I don't wanna beat around the bush

      Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
      Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

      Put the you know what in the you know where
      Put the you know what in the you know where
      Put the you know what in the you know where
      Put the you know what in the you know where pronto
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      05-09-2012 01:39 PM #99
      Quote Originally Posted by deucestudios View Post
      Mounty Ericcson, while you're down there eh?

      Would just like to point out that I did the poutine thing on page two... but I'll let it slide due to your awesome inclusion of eh, eh?
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      05-09-2012 01:43 PM #100
      Quote Originally Posted by 20DYNAMITE07 View Post
      Would just like to point out that I did the poutine thing on page two... but I'll let it slide due to your awesome inclusion of eh, eh?
      Oh snap. my bad. You threw the mounty acronym around like it was nothin too.

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      05-09-2012 01:48 PM #101
      While you're down there...how 'bout you shuck my oyster?


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      05-09-2012 01:53 PM #102
      While you're down there...help yourself to some Butterfly Pork Chops.


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      05-09-2012 02:02 PM #103
      Officer Wang, while your down there, hows about some cream of sum yung gai?

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      05-09-2012 02:09 PM #104
      Deputy Worf, while you're down there why don't you help yourself to my steaming mound of Gagh.

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    35. 05-09-2012 05:52 PM #105
      Constable Pierre, won't come and dip your ladle in my vichyssoise.
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