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    05-09-2012 01:10 AM #1
    So a friend of mine on facebook 'liked' one of her friends pics, of what looks to be a 91 honda. something seemed off with the lights, as they were extremely bright and very blurry, so i loaded the pic up. after investigation i discovered they were 3k hid's installed in stock housing. i proceeded to explain to them the law regarding hid's, how unsafe what they had are, and provided documentation on how to properly install them.

    now i have an army of angry kids wanting to beat my ass cause i 'dont know **** y0' and that they cant be illegal since theyve been driving around with them for the past year.

    a whole year with incorrect, illegal, unsafe, blinding hids? dear lord im staying off the road now. but hey, when they kill someone with them, ill be sure to join the PROSECUTING team and make sure their ass goes to jail for a very long time, just so i can say 'told ya so.'

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    05-09-2012 01:12 AM #2
    Stupid ass mother****ers have existed in every generation.
    As have people who when they get older say "the younger generation scares the living piss out of me" (or similar).

    Also, **** ****ty HID retrofits. I wish they were only confined to the younger generation.
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    Stupid ass mother****ers have existed in every generation.
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    05-09-2012 01:15 AM #4
    Why couldn't you just click this "like" button too and get a better shot of getting inside this girls pants?

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    05-09-2012 01:17 AM #5
    Quote Originally Posted by 1Point8TDan View Post
    Why couldn't you just click this "like" button too and get a better shot of getting inside this girls pants?
    she goes through boyfriends like a woman gets new shoes.

    no thanks, id prefer not to have any std's. plus, shes a high voltage emotional trainwreck. id rather stab my eyes out with a cattle prod than deal with that.


    on another note, what exactly makes me the ******* for providing documentation and offering to assist with the proper install of hids? is it because i know how to do it? or that i know the science behind rods, cones, and the cornea?

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    05-09-2012 01:25 AM #6
    I just blind these guys with my high beams as they approach. They never have the HIDs wired up correctly so they can't flip theirs on in retaliation.
    Improving the signal-to-noise ratio

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    05-09-2012 01:31 AM #7
    Quote Originally Posted by noodlesdefyyou View Post
    So a friend of mine on facebook 'liked' one of her friends pics, of what looks to be a 91 honda. something seemed off with the lights, as they were extremely bright and very blurry, so i loaded the pic up. after investigation i discovered they were 3k hid's installed in stock housing. i proceeded to explain to them the law regarding hid's, how unsafe what they had are, and provided documentation on how to properly install them.

    now i have an army of angry kids wanting to beat my ass cause i 'dont know **** y0' and that they cant be illegal since theyve been driving around with them for the past year.

    a whole year with incorrect, illegal, unsafe, blinding hids? dear lord im staying off the road now. but hey, when they kill someone with them, ill be sure to join the PROSECUTING team and make sure their ass goes to jail for a very long time, just so i can say 'told ya so.'

    I would call the Attorney General,i mean a whole year,365 days. Give up already.
    Post like this makes me wonder how some of you even make it through life. I can bet you are doing something illegal right now.
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    05-09-2012 01:34 AM #8
    HID drop ins are one of my biggest automotive pet peeves. It's a huge problem here in CA. I can't go one night of driving without seeing at least one car that has them.

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    05-09-2012 01:36 AM #9
    Quote Originally Posted by noodlesdefyyou View Post
    she goes through boyfriends like a woman gets new shoes.

    no thanks, id prefer not to have any std's. plus, shes a high voltage emotional trainwreck. id rather stab my eyes out with a cattle prod than deal with that.


    on another note, what exactly makes me the ******* for providing documentation and offering to assist with the proper install of hids? is it because i know how to do it? or that i know the science behind rods, cones, and the cornea?
    send her my way. I'll settle her down. Its a proven fact that I make every other guy on the planet look better. Sad but true. 4 of my ex's have married guys they cheated on me with. Kinda like good luck chuck, in a depressing sort of way.

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    05-09-2012 01:38 AM #10
    Quote Originally Posted by TM87 View Post
    I would call the Attorney General,i mean a whole year,365 days. Give up already.
    Post like this makes me wonder how some of you even make it through life. I can bet you are doing something illegal right now.
    i just found out about it 20 minutes ago. thats what they claim, it cant be illegal since theyve done it for so long.

    and ive actually called cops on people having incorrect hids before. just call 911 and claim i was forced off the road because the oncoming traffic lane had someone blinding me

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    05-09-2012 01:39 AM #11
    post pics of the female.

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    05-09-2012 01:43 AM #12
    Quote Originally Posted by noodlesdefyyou View Post
    i just found out about it 20 minutes ago. thats what they claim, it cant be illegal since theyve done it for so long.

    and ive actually called cops on people having incorrect hids before. just call 911 and claim i was forced off the road because the oncoming traffic lane had someone blinding me
    That's not a waste of your local law enforcement at all!

    Edit: It's also illegal. Making a false police report. So who's more wrong now? You or the drop in HID gang??? Hint, it's not the civic driver that made you start this angry post.
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    05-09-2012 01:44 AM #13
    Quote Originally Posted by noodlesdefyyou View Post
    i just found out about it 20 minutes ago. thats what they claim, it cant be illegal since theyve done it for so long.

    and ive actually called cops on people having incorrect hids before. just call 911 and claim i was forced off the road because the oncoming traffic lane had someone blinding me
    When stupidity becomes you.
    Lets break it down.. In order to stop illegal light you broke some laws your self.
    1. Misuse of 911
    2. False accusations
    3. Waste of Police time, time they could be used for better things

    So you tell me how are you any better then those kids? Grown man breaking the law and going out of his way to settlea personal grudge
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    05-09-2012 01:44 AM #14
    Quote Originally Posted by Klim18 View Post
    post pics of the female.
    Otherwise this post is a waste of time.
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    05-09-2012 01:44 AM #15
    Get off my lawn you damn kids with your illegal HIDs and Like buttons.
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    05-09-2012 01:46 AM #16
    Quote Originally Posted by TM87 View Post
    When stupidity becomes you.
    Lets break it down.. In order to stop illegal light you broke some laws your self.
    1. Misuse of 911
    2. False accusations
    3. Waste of Police time, time they could be used for better things

    So you tell me how are you any better then those kids? Grown man breaking the law and going out of his way to settlea personal grudge
    Who are you and why did you type my exact thoughts......please leave my thoughts alone. K thanks
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    No, but hypothetically I pissed in your mom.
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    05-09-2012 01:48 AM #17
    Quote Originally Posted by Zstampe View Post
    Who are you and why did you type my exact thoughts......please leave my thought alone. K thanks
    Sorry but threads like this make me
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    05-09-2012 01:49 AM #18
    acutally, improper hids ARE illegal. all the 'drop in' kits state they are for off road use only, or nothing at all. they are also a violation of FMVSS108.

    and its not a misuse of law enforcement, since illegal hid's affect the safety of road travelers.

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    05-09-2012 01:50 AM #19
    Quote Originally Posted by TM87 View Post
    Sorry but threads like this make me
    As they do with me.

    Thumbs up for having the same idea I did.
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    05-09-2012 01:51 AM #20
    Quote Originally Posted by noodlesdefyyou View Post
    acutally, improper hids ARE illegal. all the 'drop in' kits state they are for off road use only, or nothing at all. they are also a violation of FMVSS108.

    and its not a misuse of law enforcement, since illegal hid's affect the safety of road travelers.
    Ugh. You've never worked in public safety have you......
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    05-09-2012 01:59 AM #21
    Quote Originally Posted by noodlesdefyyou View Post


    on another note, what exactly makes me the ******* for providing documentation and offering to assist with the proper install of hids? is it because i know how to do it? or that i know the science behind rods, cones, and the cornea?
    Because most people my age are arrogant douchebags that let their pride get in the way.
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    05-09-2012 02:00 AM #22
    Quote Originally Posted by noodlesdefyyou View Post
    acutally, improper hids ARE illegal. all the 'drop in' kits state they are for off road use only, or nothing at all. they are also a violation of FMVSS108.

    and its not a misuse of law enforcement, since illegal hid's affect the safety of road travelers.
    You falsely accused somebody for running you off the road. LEOs come out, and arrest the other driver. They investigate, and find out you lied. Now they book you for 4 counts i stated previously, and the kid takes you to court.
    How did you achieve anything positive from this??
    That is why we have DMV, Police and yearly inspection to keep illegal mods of the cars. It doesnt require some self righteous Jackass to take law in his own hands.

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    05-09-2012 02:06 AM #23
    Quote Originally Posted by noodlesdefyyou View Post
    on another note, what exactly makes me the ******* for providing documentation and offering to assist with the proper install of hids? is it because i know how to do it? or that i know the science behind rods, cones, and the cornea?
    its a bit "holier than thou" to go to that level of depth when trying to correct someone.

    you could have gone a different route.
    such as...
    'hey those lights look a little bright. are you sure they are legal? cause they look like a set my friend put in his jdm mad type yo corolla and the cops gave him a $500 ticket'
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    05-09-2012 02:21 AM #24
    Quote Originally Posted by noodlesdefyyou View Post
    acutally, improper hids ARE illegal. all the 'drop in' kits state they are for off road use only, or nothing at all. they are also a violation of FMVSS108.

    and its not a misuse of law enforcement, since illegal hid's affect the safety of road travelers.
    You know, 911 is for emergency use only. Your local police also have a phone number.
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    The one that really scared me was when my brother and his friends decided they loved car surfing. One day in the newspaper I saw a red light camera photo with three kids on the roof of an Eagle Talon that was clocked going twice the limit on a street a few blocks from my mom's house where my brother lives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by adrew View Post
    I just blind these guys with my high beams as they approach. They never have the HIDs wired up correctly so they can't flip theirs on in retaliation.
    Did this once, guy in the other car swerved over and tried to hit me...
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    05-09-2012 04:50 AM #27
    I don't want to turn this into a social (it already is?) or anthropological thread, but a good measure for judging how the young population is doing is to look at statistics of science ineptness. For example, you can look at outcomes of questionnaires or studies on what percentage of respondents in a particular age group believe the Earth is about 6,000 years old, humans are not derived from ancestors shared with apes, plate tectonics is just a far-flung hypothesis, the embryonic environment and characteristics of the brain are unrelated to gay tendencies, life on Earth is unique, recent global climate change is not man-made, easily-extractable oil reserves are plentiful and not diminishing, immunization causes more harm than good, my own (accidental, by upbringing), regional, personal religious believe is superior - and therefore it should be supported by the community/state/country, etc.

    Try it. You'll find huge regional differences. And it's not the coasts that should fall off the cliff.

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    05-09-2012 04:55 AM #28
    Quote Originally Posted by feels_road View Post
    ... Earth is about 6,000 years old, humans are not derived from ancestors shared with apes, plate tectonics is just a far-flung hypothesis, the embryonic environment and characteristics of the brain are unrelated to gay tendencies, life on Earth is unique, recent global climate change is not man-made, easily-extractable oil reserves are plentiful and not diminishing, immunization causes more harm than good, my own (accidental, by upbringing), regional, personal religious believe is superior - and therefore it should be supported by the community/state/country, etc.
    Those concepts are not related

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    OP sounds like a nice enough guy, but preaching about headlight legality on facebook is sooo...
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    Quote Originally Posted by TM87 View Post
    Sorry but threads like this make me
    But, see... this is why I LOOOOOVE TCL... dim bulb kids who think they know everything, arguing with older posters as though they're right and being insulting instead of positing a genuine, defensible position. It's endlessly entertaining, like watching one of those trainwreck reality shows...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 302W View Post
    OP sounds like a nice enough guy, but preaching about headlight legality on facebook is sooo...
    Agreed. He must be a blast at parties.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boogety Boogety View Post
    But, see... this is why I LOOOOOVE TCL... dim bulb kids who think they know everything, arguing with older posters as though they're right and being insulting instead of positing a genuine, defensible position. It's endlessly entertaining, like watching one of those trainwreck reality shows...
    First time hearing the old saying "dim bulb" in years. I'm going to use that today.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stascom View Post
    Those concepts are not related
    Or perhaps they are, and there is a common thread, if you think harder.

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    05-09-2012 07:33 AM #34
    Quote Originally Posted by nm+ View Post
    Stupid ass mother****ers have existed in every generation..
    Today, thanks to Web 2.0, they are just far more accessible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitzer View Post
    First time hearing the old saying "dim bulb" in years. I'm going to use that today.
    sounds like a new type of chinese food

    OP - go smash the headlights out.
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