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I worked with a guy who said when he was in the Army, he slept with his C/O. About a week later, he said it burned when he peed so he went to the doc who asked him a bunch of questions and then reached in his drawer and pulled out what he described as an 8" long Q-Tip. He dropped his pants and the doctor, with very little hesitation, rammed the Q-Tip down his D-Tip and "swirled it around a little". He said the whole time his body was screaming "WRONG WRONG!"
Turned out he caught the clap from his C/O. Since it was against regulation to have relations with your superiors, he told her to get checked out instead of outing her to everyone on base.
Remember that?? Well.. Do ya??
This thread is exactly like that thread, except its the polar opposite of that thread..
Not mad at all. I just think it's funny that you felt the need to share with all these people that you have an STD. Don't get mad at people trolling you. You troll, and have admitted to trolling this whole forum since you've been here. Right? Right.Umadbro...
No Signature. Only Krav Khalash.
Does everyone in this forum have thousands of memes and funny pictures saved in thier photobucket accounts, waiting for the day they can be used?
Shortest amount of time - 6 hours
Longest amount of time - 3 years of knowing each other before having sex
I usually go by whether I know her full name, phone number, relationship status and willingness for slap and tickle sessions
I pooped out some guava seeds the other day but it didnt hurt or burn