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      05-09-2012 01:39 PM #36
      Quote Originally Posted by vento86 View Post
      Condoms are for pussies.
      Apparently someone missed sex ed in high school.

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      05-09-2012 01:44 PM #38
      Given my past, I am lucky and proud to say I have never picked up an STD.

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      05-09-2012 01:47 PM #39
      Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Rictus View Post
      So you'll shower after every bowel movement but won't wear a condom?

      Might want to check your priorities.
      I find the irony a bit and

    5. 05-09-2012 01:48 PM #40
      I worked with a guy who said when he was in the Army, he slept with his C/O. About a week later, he said it burned when he peed so he went to the doc who asked him a bunch of questions and then reached in his drawer and pulled out what he described as an 8" long Q-Tip. He dropped his pants and the doctor, with very little hesitation, rammed the Q-Tip down his D-Tip and "swirled it around a little". He said the whole time his body was screaming "WRONG WRONG!"

      Turned out he caught the clap from his C/O. Since it was against regulation to have relations with your superiors, he told her to get checked out instead of outing her to everyone on base.


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      05-09-2012 01:50 PM #42
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      05-09-2012 01:54 PM #43
      One summer in college I worked at a car dealership owned by a buddy's dad, my friend and did the typical lot stuff- wash cars on the lot, "detail" recently purchased cars, etc. These two gool 'ol boys worked there and one of them had been in the Marines. He told us this story about a guy he knew who caught an STD in the Phillipines and the Dr out there stuck a hot poker up the guy's pee-hole and had to whack on it with a mallet to break up some kind of object that hard formed up in there.

      True or not, it was disturbing to hear and the guy was quite detailed in his recount of the story.
      Quote Originally Posted by Doug Butabi View Post
      I just want to know why OP thought making a thread in The Car Lounge would help him in any way... We've got a bunch of dudes telling him to "pepper his angus," and an insurance agent who just made a 2:30 appointment to **** someones wife. Classic TCL.

    8. 05-09-2012 01:54 PM #44
      Quote Originally Posted by 20DYNAMITE07 View Post
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      05-09-2012 01:59 PM #45
      How about ^:^:___///// Hantavirus \\\\\___:^:^

      Bonus points since theoretically speaking it can be sexually transmitted...
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      05-09-2012 02:01 PM #46
      Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Rictus View Post
      So you'll shower after every bowel movement but won't wear a condom?

      Might want to check your priorities.
      I'm the same way, but I do only sleep with girls I've known for awhile
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      05-09-2012 02:15 PM #47
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      Who's serious? I don't think you'll learn anything here that your doctor wouldn't tell you.
      Wasn't asking for advice either

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      05-09-2012 02:17 PM #48
      Quote Originally Posted by dubinsincuwereindiapers View Post
      Wasn't asking for advice either
      Oh ok...you were just letting us all know. Got it.
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      05-09-2012 02:23 PM #49
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      Oh ok...you were just letting us all know. Got it.
      Wait... now you got it too??? This $h!t's mad contageous, Yo!
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    14. 05-09-2012 02:24 PM #50
      Quote Originally Posted by Notch__Johnson View Post
      I'm the same way, but I do only sleep with girls I've known for awhile
      Awhile being?...........The amount of time needed to consume X number of drinks and/or extasy?

      We talkin' minutes or hours here?

      Fess up.
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      05-09-2012 03:09 PM #51
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      Oh ok...you were just letting us all know. Got it.
      Ya.. Kinda like the time when you posted a thread about banging a coworker. Thread was very active for a month, then you fell in love with said coworker, and got all butthurt whenever anyone asked about it.

      Remember that?? Well.. Do ya??


      This thread is exactly like that thread, except its the polar opposite of that thread..

      My point???



























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      05-09-2012 03:20 PM #52
      Quote Originally Posted by dubinsincuwereindiapers View Post
      This thread is exactly like that thread, except its the polar opposite of that thread..
      Wait, is it the polar opposite because he got laid without getting the clap?

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      05-09-2012 03:24 PM #53
      Quote Originally Posted by dubinsincuwereindiapers View Post
      Ya.. Kinda like the time when you posted a thread about banging a coworker. Thread was very active for a month, then you fell in love with said coworker, and got all butthurt whenever anyone asked about it.

      Remember that?? Well.. Do ya??
      You're mistaking "butthurt" with "Not understanding why me asking a girl out, then dating her, then being in a relationship with her is something that's supposed to make me feel stupid." Understand? I could see myself being embarrassed if I asked out a girl, dated her, and say...caught the clap from her. But that didn't happen, did it.

      Umadbro...
      Not mad at all. I just think it's funny that you felt the need to share with all these people that you have an STD. Don't get mad at people trolling you. You troll, and have admitted to trolling this whole forum since you've been here. Right? Right.
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      05-09-2012 03:27 PM #54
      Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Rictus View Post
      So you'll shower after every bowel movement but won't wear a condom?

      Might want to check your priorities.
      While true and accurate...from my experience, most women don't like to use them either and would rather you don't. Heck, even ones not on birth control seem to like it au natural (pull & pray birth control, or don't pull and pray harder).

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      05-09-2012 03:28 PM #55
      Quote Originally Posted by Adam144 View Post
      Wait, is it the polar opposite because he got laid without getting the clap?
      No.. he was asking for real advice. I posted an outlandish thread for laughs, and he's taking it serious. I think he's trying to be jsor, except jsor was/is cynical, and quick witted. TDE isnt

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      05-09-2012 03:30 PM #56
      Quote Originally Posted by StormChaser View Post
      Given my past, I am lucky and proud to say I have never picked up an STD.
      Same here i am shocked.


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      05-09-2012 03:31 PM #57
      Quote Originally Posted by dubinsincuwereindiapers View Post
      No.. he was asking for real advice. I posted an outlandish thread for laughs, and he's taking it serious. I think he's trying to be jsor, except jsor was/is cynical, and quick witted. TDE isnt
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      05-09-2012 03:32 PM #58
      Quote Originally Posted by dubinsincuwereindiapers View Post
      No.. he was asking for real advice. I posted an outlandish thread for laughs, and he's taking it serious. I think he's trying to be jsor, except jsor was/is cynical, and quick witted. TDE isnt
      So ummm do you have the clap or not? This is all very needlessly confusing.

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      05-09-2012 03:34 PM #59
      Quote Originally Posted by Adam144 View Post
      So ummm do you have the clap or not? This is all very needlessly confusing.
      I may not be quick witted, as cool as JSOR, or even a real hipster, but the fact remains that when I make my peeps and poops, nothing burns.
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      TDE and dubbin, relax, please.
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      Quote Originally Posted by dubraycer36 View Post
      C'mon man. Why you gotta get all deadly and stuff?
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      Isn't Marberg a form of ebola? It's spread by aerosol form instead of by contact?
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      05-09-2012 03:39 PM #63
      Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Rictus View Post
      TDE and dubbin, relax, please.


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      05-09-2012 03:47 PM #64
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      I may not be quick witted, as cool as JSOR, or even a real hipster, but the fact remains that when I make my peeps and poops, nothing burns.
      wait did JSOR get banned or did he just get the clap?

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      Does everyone in this forum have thousands of memes and funny pictures saved in thier photobucket accounts, waiting for the day they can be used?

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      05-09-2012 03:47 PM #66
      Quote Originally Posted by dubraycer36 View Post
      Awhile being?...........The amount of time needed to consume X number of drinks and/or extasy?

      We talkin' minutes or hours here?

      Fess up.
      The amount of penis length inserted is directly proportional to the amount of alcohol consumed + location for sex + time left in the day + confidence of both parties knowing the name of the sex partner involved



      Shortest amount of time - 6 hours
      Longest amount of time - 3 years of knowing each other before having sex

      I usually go by whether I know her full name, phone number, relationship status and willingness for slap and tickle sessions


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      Does everyone in this forum have thousands of memes and funny pictures saved in thier photobucket accounts, waiting for the day they can be used?

      Google Images search brah.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Adam144 View Post
      Google Images search brah.


      I know that. It's more effort than I'm willing to take to find a picture of The Fonz, save it to my computer, upload it to photobucket, then post it in the appropriate thread. But this is a discussion for another thread.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Rictus View Post
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