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      05-09-2012 01:12 PM #26
      Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Rictus View Post
      Could have been worse... He could have ended up with Thrush. *shivers*
      wait- I thought only babies could get thrush? ewwwwww

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      05-09-2012 01:17 PM #27
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      We're really doing this? We're really posting in Off Topic about how you have an STD? I think oversharing isn't the correct word here.

      Go to a doctor. This isn't Dr. Drew lounge.
      I forgot srs forum iz srs

      I don't recall asking for advice either As stated in the original post, a couple shots cleared it up

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      05-09-2012 01:22 PM #28
      *+()*+()*+() Gonorrhea ()*+()*+()+*

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      05-09-2012 01:24 PM #29
      Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Rictus View Post
      Could have been worse... He could have ended up with Thrush. *shivers*
      Eww.. I couldn't imagine
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      05-09-2012 01:26 PM #30
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      05-09-2012 01:27 PM #31
      So OP, does it taste any different?
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      05-09-2012 01:30 PM #32
      :\/:\/:\/: Syphilis :\/:\/:\/:

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      05-09-2012 01:35 PM #33
      Quote Originally Posted by hrama803 View Post
      its too bad chlamydia has to be a venerial disease, its such a pleasant sounding word. chlamydia? chlamydia. chlamydia .i think i might name my daughter chlamydia.
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      05-09-2012 01:36 PM #34
      Quote Originally Posted by Tornado2dr View Post
      wait- I thought only babies could get thrush? ewwwwww
      Take antibiotics long enough and you could get it... or there is always the other option.

      As a side note, one of the more important lessons learned in my Parasitology class in college was that genital lice's claws are the right size to grasp pubes... as well as eyelashes.
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      05-09-2012 01:37 PM #35
      Quote Originally Posted by dubinsincuwereindiapers View Post
      I forgot srs forum iz srs

      I don't recall asking for advice either As stated in the original post, a couple shots cleared it up
      Who's serious? I don't think you'll learn anything here that your doctor wouldn't tell you.
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      05-09-2012 01:39 PM #36
      Quote Originally Posted by vento86 View Post
      Condoms are for pussies.
      Apparently someone missed sex ed in high school.

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      05-09-2012 01:44 PM #37
      Given my past, I am lucky and proud to say I have never picked up an STD.

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      05-09-2012 01:47 PM #38
      Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Rictus View Post
      So you'll shower after every bowel movement but won't wear a condom?

      Might want to check your priorities.
      I find the irony a bit and

    14. 05-09-2012 01:48 PM #39
      I worked with a guy who said when he was in the Army, he slept with his C/O. About a week later, he said it burned when he peed so he went to the doc who asked him a bunch of questions and then reached in his drawer and pulled out what he described as an 8" long Q-Tip. He dropped his pants and the doctor, with very little hesitation, rammed the Q-Tip down his D-Tip and "swirled it around a little". He said the whole time his body was screaming "WRONG WRONG!"

      Turned out he caught the clap from his C/O. Since it was against regulation to have relations with your superiors, he told her to get checked out instead of outing her to everyone on base.


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      05-09-2012 01:50 PM #41
      Quote Originally Posted by Der Schaltwerks View Post
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      05-09-2012 01:54 PM #42
      One summer in college I worked at a car dealership owned by a buddy's dad, my friend and did the typical lot stuff- wash cars on the lot, "detail" recently purchased cars, etc. These two gool 'ol boys worked there and one of them had been in the Marines. He told us this story about a guy he knew who caught an STD in the Phillipines and the Dr out there stuck a hot poker up the guy's pee-hole and had to whack on it with a mallet to break up some kind of object that hard formed up in there.

      True or not, it was disturbing to hear and the guy was quite detailed in his recount of the story.
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      05-09-2012 01:59 PM #43
      How about ^:^:___///// Hantavirus \\\\\___:^:^

      Bonus points since theoretically speaking it can be sexually transmitted...
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      05-09-2012 02:01 PM #44
      Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Rictus View Post
      So you'll shower after every bowel movement but won't wear a condom?

      Might want to check your priorities.
      I'm the same way, but I do only sleep with girls I've known for awhile
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      05-09-2012 02:15 PM #45
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      Who's serious? I don't think you'll learn anything here that your doctor wouldn't tell you.
      Wasn't asking for advice either

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      05-09-2012 02:17 PM #46
      Quote Originally Posted by dubinsincuwereindiapers View Post
      Wasn't asking for advice either
      Oh ok...you were just letting us all know. Got it.
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      05-09-2012 02:23 PM #47
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      Oh ok...you were just letting us all know. Got it.
      Wait... now you got it too??? This $h!t's mad contageous, Yo!
      "We'll not risk another frontal assault... that rabbit's DYNAMITE!"

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      05-09-2012 03:09 PM #48
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      Oh ok...you were just letting us all know. Got it.
      Ya.. Kinda like the time when you posted a thread about banging a coworker. Thread was very active for a month, then you fell in love with said coworker, and got all butthurt whenever anyone asked about it.

      Remember that?? Well.. Do ya??


      This thread is exactly like that thread, except its the polar opposite of that thread..

      My point???



























      Umadbro...

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      05-09-2012 03:20 PM #49
      Quote Originally Posted by dubinsincuwereindiapers View Post
      This thread is exactly like that thread, except its the polar opposite of that thread..
      Wait, is it the polar opposite because he got laid without getting the clap?

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      05-09-2012 03:24 PM #50
      Quote Originally Posted by dubinsincuwereindiapers View Post
      Ya.. Kinda like the time when you posted a thread about banging a coworker. Thread was very active for a month, then you fell in love with said coworker, and got all butthurt whenever anyone asked about it.

      Remember that?? Well.. Do ya??
      You're mistaking "butthurt" with "Not understanding why me asking a girl out, then dating her, then being in a relationship with her is something that's supposed to make me feel stupid." Understand? I could see myself being embarrassed if I asked out a girl, dated her, and say...caught the clap from her. But that didn't happen, did it.

      Umadbro...
      Not mad at all. I just think it's funny that you felt the need to share with all these people that you have an STD. Don't get mad at people trolling you. You troll, and have admitted to trolling this whole forum since you've been here. Right? Right.
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