As a side note, one of the more important lessons learned in my Parasitology class in college was that genital lice's claws are the right size to grasp pubes... as well as eyelashes.
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I worked with a guy who said when he was in the Army, he slept with his C/O. About a week later, he said it burned when he peed so he went to the doc who asked him a bunch of questions and then reached in his drawer and pulled out what he described as an 8" long Q-Tip. He dropped his pants and the doctor, with very little hesitation, rammed the Q-Tip down his D-Tip and "swirled it around a little". He said the whole time his body was screaming "WRONG WRONG!"
Turned out he caught the clap from his C/O. Since it was against regulation to have relations with your superiors, he told her to get checked out instead of outing her to everyone on base.
One summer in college I worked at a car dealership owned by a buddy's dad, my friend and did the typical lot stuff- wash cars on the lot, "detail" recently purchased cars, etc. These two gool 'ol boys worked there and one of them had been in the Marines. He told us this story about a guy he knew who caught an STD in the Phillipines and the Dr out there stuck a hot poker up the guy's pee-hole and had to whack on it with a mallet to break up some kind of object that hard formed up in there.
True or not, it was disturbing to hear and the guy was quite detailed in his recount of the story.
Remember that?? Well.. Do ya??
This thread is exactly like that thread, except its the polar opposite of that thread..
Not mad at all. I just think it's funny that you felt the need to share with all these people that you have an STD. Don't get mad at people trolling you. You troll, and have admitted to trolling this whole forum since you've been here. Right? Right.Umadbro...