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    05-09-2012 03:54 PM #71
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    I know that. It's more effort than I'm willing to take to find a picture of The Fonz, save it to my computer, upload it to photobucket, then post it in the appropriat thread. But this is a discussion for another thread.

    Back to dirty peenors...
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    05-09-2012 03:55 PM #72
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Rictus View Post


    I know that. It's more effort than I'm willing to take to find a picture of The Fonz, save it to my computer, upload it to photobucket, then post it in the appropriate thread. But this is a discussion for another thread.

    Back to dirty peenors...
    What? I hotlinked! Haha, it wasn't supposed to be a meme or snarky in the slightest. Just saying I'm relaxed. And what better way to say "I'm relaxed" than with the Fonz?

    I can't think of any.
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    05-09-2012 03:58 PM #73
    Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
    What? I hotlinked! Haha, it wasn't supposed to be a meme or snarky in the slightest. Just saying I'm relaxed. And what better way to say "I'm relaxed" than with the Fonz?

    I can't think of any.
    I didn't think you were being snarky in the least. I as soon as I saw it.

    As for hot-linking, I've seen too many accidental tubgirls on this forum to ever, ever attempt that.
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    05-09-2012 03:59 PM #74
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Rictus View Post
    I didn't think you were being snarky in the least. I as soon as I saw it.

    As for hot-linking, I've seen too many accidental tubgirls on this forum to ever, ever attempt that.
    I'd like to think The Fonz wouldn't associate with such unsavory characters.
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    05-09-2012 04:00 PM #75
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Rictus View Post
    I didn't think you were being snarky in the least. I as soon as I saw it.

    As for hot-linking, I've seen too many accidental tubgirls on this forum to ever, ever attempt that.

    accidental tub girls?

    On this site you say?



    Those were NOT accidents



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    05-09-2012 04:01 PM #76
    Has anyone ever heard a person actually use the word "snarky" in an everyday conversation?
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    05-09-2012 04:03 PM #77
    Quote Originally Posted by Notch__Johnson View Post
    Has anyone ever heard a person actually use the word "snarky" in an everyday conversation?
    I use that, and smarmy constantly.
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    05-09-2012 04:04 PM #78
    Quote Originally Posted by Notch__Johnson View Post
    Has anyone ever heard a person actually use the word "snarky" in an everyday conversation?

    Snarky is pretty hip, man
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    05-09-2012 04:08 PM #80
    This thread officially has everything. I wasn't mad, but let's pretend I was. And now I am no longer mad.
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    05-09-2012 04:09 PM #81
    Quote Originally Posted by Notch__Johnson View Post
    Has anyone ever heard a person actually use the word "snarky" in an everyday conversation?
    I have. Probably why im single.
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    05-09-2012 04:12 PM #82
    Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
    This thread officially has everything. I wasn't mad, but let's pretend I was. And now I am no longer mad.

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    05-09-2012 04:12 PM #83
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Rictus View Post
    TDE and dubbin, relax, please.
    Im not even mad tho

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    05-09-2012 04:13 PM #84
    snarky just reminds of when my grandma used to call me "ornery"...I always thought she was speaking some other Minnesotan/Norse language
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    05-09-2012 04:53 PM #86
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    Who else thinks Stormy was about to tell us about "this one time"?

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    05-09-2012 05:03 PM #87
    So, you openly admit to sleeping with loose women and catching ****.

    Way to be, you obviously have absolutely no shame.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tornado2dr View Post
    Who else thinks Stormy was about to tell us about "this one time"?
    Can't clap with a fist.
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    05-09-2012 05:19 PM #89
    Quote Originally Posted by DustinM View Post
    So, you openly admit to sleeping with loose women and catching ****.

    Way to be, you obviously have absolutely no shame.
    Hey why the hell not? For the record she wasn't whore'ish or trashy in the least; hence why I dipped sans raincoat.

    Pretty, professional, upper middle class women aren't supposed to have **** Amirite?

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    05-09-2012 05:22 PM #90
    Quote Originally Posted by Notch__Johnson View Post
    Has anyone ever heard a person actually use the word "snarky" in an everyday conversation?
    it's a perfectly cromulent word.
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    Quote Originally Posted by .LSinLV. View Post
    it's a perfectly cromulent word.
    Indeed. Embiggen your vocabulary, folks.
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    05-09-2012 05:38 PM #92
    Quote Originally Posted by CodeMan View Post
    Indeed. Embiggen your vocabulary, folks.
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    05-09-2012 06:26 PM #93
    Quote Originally Posted by dubinsincuwereindiapers View Post
    Who's had it?

    Long story short; I noticed a burning sensation during urination shortly after having intimate relations with some chick a couple months ago. I proceeded to go get checked out the following day, sure enough I caught "the clap"

    Wasn't a big deal. A couple of antibiotic shots, and i got re tested a week later. All was well.

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    pics of the skank?
    Wasn't she a noob here in OT for a while?
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    05-09-2012 06:48 PM #94
    Quote Originally Posted by patrikman View Post
    lol.



    Wasn't she a noob here in OT for a while?
    Nah dude. Kitty was like 3-4 victims, er I mean girlfriends ago.

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    05-09-2012 07:00 PM #95
    Quote Originally Posted by dubinsincuwereindiapers View Post
    Nah dude. Kitty was like 3-4 victims, er I mean girlfriends ago.

    :clap: you are doing it wrong. :clap:
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    :clap: you are doing it wrong. :clap:
    I don't see how a guy fresh out of a marriage out 'manwhoring' is DIW

    DIW in my case would be schlepping around, falling in love on the rebound, and otherwise being a lonely toolbag..

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    Quote Originally Posted by dubinsincuwereindiapers View Post
    I don't see how a guy fresh out of a marriage out 'manwhoring' is DIW

    DIW in my case would be schlepping around, falling in love on the rebound, and otherwise being a lonely toolbag..
    You got the clap.
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    05-10-2012 02:46 AM #104
    I read the title, read the op, and I have two things to add.

    #1 WTF is wrong with you. Its 2012, for gods sake wear a raincoat. Heaven forbid you procreate and your skids are too dumb to wrap it up and only continue the cyle of impregnating other idiots and spreading disease.

    #2 Since I'm feeling Trollish I'm going to take a couple of your face pics, combined with this thread, combined with whatever personal info I can get from your entire post history, and post them here
    http://stdcarriers.com/registry/search.aspx since you openly admit on a public forum that you had some 5hit.

    Consider it like an internet race. How fast can you delete **** you posted vs how fast can I add it all to your new profile.

    1..2..3..go!

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