Smutty Cities 2012

[Der Schaltwerks]

1. Orlando, FL

2. Las Vegas, NV

3. Wilmington, DE

4. Raleigh, NC

5. Charlotte, NC

6. Minneapolis, MN

7. Atlanta, GA

8. Tampa, FL

9. Anchorage, AK

10. Austin, TX

11. Boise, ID

12. Miami, FL

13. Houston, TX

14. Columbia, SC

15. Dallas, TX

16. Portland, OR

17. San Diego, CA

18. Cleveland, OH

19. Sacramento, CA

20. Baltimore, MD

21. Providence, RI

22. Durham, NC

23. San Francisco, CA

24. Wichita, KS

25. Columbus, OH

26. Plano, TX

27. Manchester, NH

28. Jersey City, NJ

29. St. Paul, MN

30. Madison, WI

31. Cheyenne, WY

32. Denver, CO

33. Chicago, IL


34. Philadelphia, PA

35. Rochester, NY

36. Tucson, AZ

37. Reno, NV

38. Riverside, CA

39. Bakersfield, CA

40. New Orleans, LA

41. Omaha, NE

42. Seattle, WA

43. Milwaukee, WI

44. Greensboro, NC

45. Fort Worth, TX

46. Oklahoma City, OK

47. Pittsburgh, PA

48. Colorado Springs, CO

49. Nashville, TN

50. Phoenix, AZ

51. Honolulu, HI

52. Jacksonville, FL

53. Anaheim, CA

54. Tulsa, OK

55. Aurora, CO

56. Lexington, KY

57. Bridgeport, CT

58. Buffalo, NY

59. Portland, ME

60. St. Petersburg, FL

61. San Jose, CA

62. Billings, MT

63. Virginia Beach, VA

64. Albuquerque, NM

65. St. Louis, MO

66. Kansas City, MO


67. Fresno, CA

68. Sioux Falls, SD

69. Los Angeles, CA

70. Louisville, KY

71. Salt Lake City, UT

72. Stockton, CA

73. San Antonio, TX

74. Little Rock, AR

75. Memphis, TN

76. New York, NY

77. Corpus Christi, TX

78. Indianapolis, IN

79. Oakland, CA

80. Washington, DC

81. Cincinnati, OH

82. Birmingham, AL

83. Boston, MA

84. Burlington, VT

85. Des Moines, IA

86. Detroit, MI

87. Fort Wayne, IN

88. Chesapeake, VA

89. Newark, NJ

90. El Paso, TX

91. Norfolk, VA

92. Fargo, ND

93. Lincoln, NE

94. Toledo, OH

95. Laredo, TX

96. Lubbock, TX

97. Charleston, WV

98. Winston-Salem, NC

99. Baton Rouge, LA

100. Jackson, MS

http://atlanta.cbslocal.com/2012/05/...-be-surprised/

[Der Schaltwerks]

[Fritz27]

I'm surprised that Tampa isn't #1. This area has more strip clubs and porn shops than any place I've ever seen in my life.

[2.0T_Convert]

Orlando

Well that isn't exactly fair considering the thousands of young horny interns, UCG, and vacation land.

[DISI 2.3T]

Charlotte NC,

Home to the AEBN

And Raleigh is ALWAYS wanting to beat Charlotte in something.

[rsj0714]

Charlotte NC,

Home to the AEBN

And Raleigh is ALWAYS wanting to beat Charlotte in something.

How the hell did Raleigh make it on this list.

What a joke.

[DISI 2.3T]

How the hell did Raleigh make it on this list.

What a joke.

They saw Charlotte on the list and knew they had to be included. Sheer luck places them above Charlotte.

Now that I think of it, I know there are at least 5 adult shops within 5 miles of the airport.

Upon further inspection, nearly EVERY significant town in NC is on that list:
Raleigh, Charlotte, Durham, Greensboro and Winston Salem.

We like our smut, but just make sure you're married, right?

[Der Schaltwerks]

Zoomable Map of Smut

http://batchgeo.com/map/d81159d76c56...5d8ca6ac853ca0

[rsj0714]

Now that I think of it, I know there are at least 5 adult shops within 5 miles of the airport.


We like our smut, but just make sure you're married, right?

I helped build Capitol Caberet right near RDU but other than that I only know of a few adult video stores.

[Gaki]

42. Seattle, WA

BULL****. This is by far one of the most conservative states I've ever lived in... how the heck did we beat out any place in FL, NY, TX, AZ or CA??

[Der Schaltwerks]

Zoomable Smut Density Map

http://batchgeo.com/map/24bb71d53744...b197ba7c0df167

The Southeast has the most perverts per capita

[Tornado2dr]

I liked this:

sexy South Florida could only manage to slide in at 12th place.

[SpiffyGTI]

I'm surprised that Tampa isn't #1.

Same here.

[chris@revotechnik]

Zoomable Smut Density Map

http://batchgeo.com/map/24bb71d53744...b197ba7c0df167

The Southeast has the most perverts per capita

Well you aren't allowed to marry the person you want so you have to buy it on dvd...

Kind of surprised about atlanta.. the only really well known strip club is literally a joke as in you only go there since you can get a lapdance from a grandma* or someone so big they need a scooter to get around the grocery store. Anytime an adult store even tries to get a permit there are riots and protests..

*by grandma I mean like an 80 year old not someone who is 30 and their 15 year old kid just had a baby..

[Notch__Johnson]

Anchorage, AK??

Boise, ID??

San Diego, CA??

ok is "smutty" just the amount of porn shops and strip clubs? because that would make sense because of large military bases in some of these cities

[Time for a GTI]

I'm surprised that Tampa isn't #1. This area has more strip clubs and porn shops than any place I've ever seen in my life.

I love Mons.

I'll say it one more time.

I love Mons!

Now I need to find a reason to make a business trip to Tampa.

[DustinM]

Having been all over FL, I'd place Orlando right in the same category as every other major city in FL. Seems all of these places are about the same.

[StayGold11]

#25 ain't too shabby
we just opened a Hustler retail store on the main drag of high st to propel our smutty status

[Paul@VWvortex]

I am really surprised that Phoenix is as high as #50 on this list compared to Baltimore. There are tons more strip clubs here in the area compared to Baltimore. I wonder what their criteria was?

[.LSinLV.]

Vegas #2???

do we not have enough asian massage parlors????

Orlando beat us!!?!?!?

[Elbows]

Is it bad that I'd like to live in Charlotte or Raleigh? Makes me happy (heck I'm going to Charlotte tomorrow night...and Raleigh next monday).

SMUTCEPTION.

[rsj0714]

Is it bad that I'd like to live in Charlotte or Raleigh? Makes me happy (heck I'm going to Charlotte tomorrow night...and Raleigh next monday).

SMUTCEPTION.

They do a good job of hiding the sketchy places.

Raleigh is pretty boring, Charlotte is it's own animal.

[Vision33r]

Credit to all the overpaid cops working overtime in NYC to take down message parlors and writing parking tix and not going after more violent felons.

[jerseygli]

Strangely proud New Jersey is only on there 2x

[Fritz27]

I love Mons.

I'll say it one more time.

I love Mons!

Now I need to find a reason to make a business trip to Tampa.

I still haven't been. Probably won't go until my bachelor party, which is like a year away.

[Knock Sensor]

Providence, RI lookin fine at 21.

[Time for a GTI]

I still haven't been. Probably won't go until my bachelor party, which is like a year away.

Everyone b!tches about them not selling booze, which definitely sucks. However, pro tip...get a stamp for Mons on the left hand and a stamp for the place next door on the right hand. The place next door serves booze. Wander back and forth.

[Der Schaltwerks]

They said what the criteria is in the article. It's per capita porn consumption, strip clubs, etc.

[wunde]

Minneapolis at #6 wow. I had no idea we were so smutty, but I guess I'm doing my part

We do have sexworld... go ahead, google it, I dare you.

[SSLByron]

Minneapolis at #6 wow. I had no idea we were so smutty, but I guess I'm doing my part

We do have sexworld... go ahead, google it, I dare you.

With a winter like that, the **** else you gonna do but fap and fornicate?

[street_peddler]

pretty accurate with nc cities. raleigh durham def smutty with big colleges. charlotte and greensboro are a little more ghetto but deserve the list. winston salem tho....might have to take a trip

[Markg813]

I live in Delaware and i can't see how Wilmington is ranked 3rd? WTF?

[Der Schaltwerks]

I live in Delaware and i can't see how Wilmington is ranked 3rd? WTF?

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[1.8Tquattro]

I live in Delaware and i can't see how Wilmington is ranked 3rd? WTF?

Delaware is a corporate haven, 50% of U.S. publicly-traded corporations are incorporate in Delaware. I'd assume that there are several major companies in the adult industry that are incorporated in Wilmington and throwing off their numbers.

As a Delaware resident I can assure everyone that Wilmington is lacking in quality strip clubs and toy stores. That's what Philly is for.

Unless of-course Wilmington residents are renting, searching for and buying WAY more porn than average.

[Wilhelm0075]

Wait, we have 5 brothels within a 30 minute radius from Reno, 1 is 10 minutes from downtown Reno, yet we rank so low? Wtf? What is smuttier than ho's?