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      05-09-2012 03:32 PM #1
      1. Orlando, FL

      2. Las Vegas, NV

      3. Wilmington, DE

      4. Raleigh, NC

      5. Charlotte, NC

      6. Minneapolis, MN

      7. Atlanta, GA

      8. Tampa, FL

      9. Anchorage, AK

      10. Austin, TX

      11. Boise, ID

      12. Miami, FL

      13. Houston, TX

      14. Columbia, SC

      15. Dallas, TX

      16. Portland, OR

      17. San Diego, CA

      18. Cleveland, OH

      19. Sacramento, CA

      20. Baltimore, MD

      21. Providence, RI

      22. Durham, NC

      23. San Francisco, CA

      24. Wichita, KS

      25. Columbus, OH

      26. Plano, TX

      27. Manchester, NH

      28. Jersey City, NJ

      29. St. Paul, MN

      30. Madison, WI

      31. Cheyenne, WY

      32. Denver, CO

      33. Chicago, IL



      34. Philadelphia, PA

      35. Rochester, NY

      36. Tucson, AZ

      37. Reno, NV

      38. Riverside, CA

      39. Bakersfield, CA

      40. New Orleans, LA

      41. Omaha, NE

      42. Seattle, WA

      43. Milwaukee, WI

      44. Greensboro, NC

      45. Fort Worth, TX

      46. Oklahoma City, OK

      47. Pittsburgh, PA

      48. Colorado Springs, CO

      49. Nashville, TN

      50. Phoenix, AZ

      51. Honolulu, HI

      52. Jacksonville, FL

      53. Anaheim, CA

      54. Tulsa, OK

      55. Aurora, CO

      56. Lexington, KY

      57. Bridgeport, CT

      58. Buffalo, NY

      59. Portland, ME

      60. St. Petersburg, FL

      61. San Jose, CA

      62. Billings, MT

      63. Virginia Beach, VA

      64. Albuquerque, NM

      65. St. Louis, MO

      66. Kansas City, MO



      67. Fresno, CA

      68. Sioux Falls, SD

      69. Los Angeles, CA

      70. Louisville, KY

      71. Salt Lake City, UT

      72. Stockton, CA

      73. San Antonio, TX

      74. Little Rock, AR

      75. Memphis, TN

      76. New York, NY

      77. Corpus Christi, TX

      78. Indianapolis, IN

      79. Oakland, CA

      80. Washington, DC

      81. Cincinnati, OH

      82. Birmingham, AL

      83. Boston, MA

      84. Burlington, VT

      85. Des Moines, IA

      86. Detroit, MI

      87. Fort Wayne, IN

      88. Chesapeake, VA

      89. Newark, NJ

      90. El Paso, TX

      91. Norfolk, VA

      92. Fargo, ND

      93. Lincoln, NE

      94. Toledo, OH

      95. Laredo, TX

      96. Lubbock, TX

      97. Charleston, WV

      98. Winston-Salem, NC

      99. Baton Rouge, LA

      100. Jackson, MS


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      05-09-2012 03:37 PM #3
      I'm surprised that Tampa isn't #1. This area has more strip clubs and porn shops than any place I've ever seen in my life.
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      05-09-2012 03:37 PM #4
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      05-09-2012 03:43 PM #5
      Charlotte NC,

      Home to the AEBN

      And Raleigh is ALWAYS wanting to beat Charlotte in something.
      My legend dates back to the 12th Century you see. My legend is quite old. The 12th Century was a long time ago. It was summer and so cold from the snow because it was actually winter or maybe it was Monday. It could have been a Thursday or possibly a Saturday or was it Tuesday though it could have been Wednesday or a Monday.

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      05-09-2012 03:48 PM #6
      Quote Originally Posted by DISI 2.3T View Post
      Charlotte NC,

      Home to the AEBN

      And Raleigh is ALWAYS wanting to beat Charlotte in something.
      How the hell did Raleigh make it on this list.

      What a joke.
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      05-09-2012 03:51 PM #7
      Quote Originally Posted by rsj0714 View Post
      How the hell did Raleigh make it on this list.

      What a joke.
      They saw Charlotte on the list and knew they had to be included. Sheer luck places them above Charlotte.

      Now that I think of it, I know there are at least 5 adult shops within 5 miles of the airport.

      Upon further inspection, nearly EVERY significant town in NC is on that list:
      Raleigh, Charlotte, Durham, Greensboro and Winston Salem.

      We like our smut, but just make sure you're married, right?
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      My legend dates back to the 12th Century you see. My legend is quite old. The 12th Century was a long time ago. It was summer and so cold from the snow because it was actually winter or maybe it was Monday. It could have been a Thursday or possibly a Saturday or was it Tuesday though it could have been Wednesday or a Monday.

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      05-09-2012 03:59 PM #9
      Quote Originally Posted by DISI 2.3T View Post

      Now that I think of it, I know there are at least 5 adult shops within 5 miles of the airport.


      We like our smut, but just make sure you're married, right?
      I helped build Capitol Caberet right near RDU but other than that I only know of a few adult video stores.
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      05-09-2012 04:01 PM #10
      42. Seattle, WA

      BULL****. This is by far one of the most conservative states I've ever lived in... how the heck did we beat out any place in FL, NY, TX, AZ or CA??
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      A friend of mine is at law school at Gonzaga. He says Spokane is a real **** show. Florida of the Pacific Northwest...
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      05-09-2012 04:01 PM #11
      Zoomable Smut Density Map

      http://batchgeo.com/map/24bb71d53744...b197ba7c0df167

      The Southeast has the most perverts per capita

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      05-09-2012 04:34 PM #12
      I liked this:
      sexy South Florida could only manage to slide in at 12th place.

    13. 05-09-2012 04:39 PM #13
      Quote Originally Posted by Fritz27 View Post
      I'm surprised that Tampa isn't #1.
      Same here.

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      05-09-2012 04:47 PM #14
      Quote Originally Posted by Der Schaltwerks View Post
      Zoomable Smut Density Map

      http://batchgeo.com/map/24bb71d53744...b197ba7c0df167

      The Southeast has the most perverts per capita

      Well you aren't allowed to marry the person you want so you have to buy it on dvd...

      Kind of surprised about atlanta.. the only really well known strip club is literally a joke as in you only go there since you can get a lapdance from a grandma* or someone so big they need a scooter to get around the grocery store. Anytime an adult store even tries to get a permit there are riots and protests..

      *by grandma I mean like an 80 year old not someone who is 30 and their 15 year old kid just had a baby..

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      05-09-2012 04:54 PM #15
      Anchorage, AK??

      Boise, ID??

      San Diego, CA??

      ok is "smutty" just the amount of porn shops and strip clubs? because that would make sense because of large military bases in some of these cities
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      05-09-2012 04:56 PM #16
      Quote Originally Posted by Fritz27 View Post
      I'm surprised that Tampa isn't #1. This area has more strip clubs and porn shops than any place I've ever seen in my life.
      I love Mons.

      I'll say it one more time.

      I love Mons!

      Now I need to find a reason to make a business trip to Tampa.
      Scotch. It's time.

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      05-09-2012 04:57 PM #17
      Having been all over FL, I'd place Orlando right in the same category as every other major city in FL. Seems all of these places are about the same.
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      05-09-2012 04:58 PM #18
      #25 ain't too shabby
      we just opened a Hustler retail store on the main drag of high st to propel our smutty status

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      05-09-2012 05:21 PM #19
      I am really surprised that Phoenix is as high as #50 on this list compared to Baltimore. There are tons more strip clubs here in the area compared to Baltimore. I wonder what their criteria was?

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      05-09-2012 05:26 PM #20
      Vegas #2???

      do we not have enough asian massage parlors????

      Orlando beat us!!?!?!?
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    21. 05-09-2012 05:34 PM #21
      Is it bad that I'd like to live in Charlotte or Raleigh? Makes me happy (heck I'm going to Charlotte tomorrow night...and Raleigh next monday).

      SMUTCEPTION.

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      05-09-2012 05:38 PM #22
      Quote Originally Posted by Elbows View Post
      Is it bad that I'd like to live in Charlotte or Raleigh? Makes me happy (heck I'm going to Charlotte tomorrow night...and Raleigh next monday).

      SMUTCEPTION.
      They do a good job of hiding the sketchy places.

      Raleigh is pretty boring, Charlotte is it's own animal.
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      05-09-2012 05:40 PM #23
      Credit to all the overpaid cops working overtime in NYC to take down message parlors and writing parking tix and not going after more violent felons.

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      Strangely proud New Jersey is only on there 2x

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      05-09-2012 05:43 PM #25
      Quote Originally Posted by Time for a GTI View Post
      I love Mons.

      I'll say it one more time.

      I love Mons!

      Now I need to find a reason to make a business trip to Tampa.
      I still haven't been. Probably won't go until my bachelor party, which is like a year away.

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      05-09-2012 06:04 PM #27
      Quote Originally Posted by Fritz27 View Post
      I still haven't been. Probably won't go until my bachelor party, which is like a year away.

      Everyone b!tches about them not selling booze, which definitely sucks. However, pro tip...get a stamp for Mons on the left hand and a stamp for the place next door on the right hand. The place next door serves booze. Wander back and forth.
      Scotch. It's time.

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      05-09-2012 07:10 PM #28
      They said what the criteria is in the article. It's per capita porn consumption, strip clubs, etc.

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      05-09-2012 07:20 PM #29
      Minneapolis at #6 wow. I had no idea we were so smutty, but I guess I'm doing my part

      We do have sexworld... go ahead, google it, I dare you.

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      Quote Originally Posted by wunde View Post
      Minneapolis at #6 wow. I had no idea we were so smutty, but I guess I'm doing my part

      We do have sexworld... go ahead, google it, I dare you.
      With a winter like that, the **** else you gonna do but fap and fornicate?
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      05-09-2012 08:18 PM #31
      pretty accurate with nc cities. raleigh durham def smutty with big colleges. charlotte and greensboro are a little more ghetto but deserve the list. winston salem tho....might have to take a trip
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      05-09-2012 08:41 PM #32
      I live in Delaware and i can't see how Wilmington is ranked 3rd? WTF?

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      05-09-2012 08:49 PM #33
      Quote Originally Posted by Markg813 View Post
      I live in Delaware and i can't see how Wilmington is ranked 3rd? WTF?
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      Quote Originally Posted by Markg813 View Post
      I live in Delaware and i can't see how Wilmington is ranked 3rd? WTF?
      Delaware is a corporate haven, 50% of U.S. publicly-traded corporations are incorporate in Delaware. I'd assume that there are several major companies in the adult industry that are incorporated in Wilmington and throwing off their numbers.

      As a Delaware resident I can assure everyone that Wilmington is lacking in quality strip clubs and toy stores. That's what Philly is for.

      Unless of-course Wilmington residents are renting, searching for and buying WAY more porn than average.
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      05-09-2012 09:32 PM #35
      Wait, we have 5 brothels within a 30 minute radius from Reno, 1 is 10 minutes from downtown Reno, yet we rank so low? Wtf? What is smuttier than ho's?

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