Fully built Geo Storm turbo with "conservative" 22lbs of boost.

[teklord69]

"straight trade for built WRX STI, H2 hummer, LS2 corvette, mazda rx7 fd no fc3s bull****"

http://stockton.craigslist.org/cto/2988962650.html

[emmettlodge]

Please.

[dcmix5]

"0-60 in 3 second flat with the spectre blow off valve"

Ya feel me?

[B3sat16v]

What kind of s#*& is the owner smoking... Must be trolling!

[daveschi]

That's it, I'm calling him.

[C4 A6]

At first I thought this could be a CLFOTD, but then I realized this owner is a dumbass.

[corrago]

I was truly hoping to see great success here.

[redsoxreturns]

you guys are nuts. I'd sooo trade an LS2 Vette for that.

[SnowboarderX216]

I google texted him

[:Jeremy:]

Relax guys "it aint tooned yet"

[spockcat]

it aint tooned yet so i'm only puttin down 260 at the rear rims.

Wasn't a Geo Storm front wheel drive? So what 260 is he puttin down at the rear rims?

[Shooting Brake]

What kind of s#*& is the owner smoking... Must be trolling!

idk if this car is even street legal with all the performance

[Mr. Clarkson]

Wasn't a Geo Storm front wheel drive? So what 260 is he puttin down at the rear rims?

You don't get it. The engine makes so much nasty, badass power to the front wheels, that 260 of these even spill over to the rear wheels

[BMP_3918]

In case he deletes his posting, this is what it says:

whut good c-list i got my 92 geo storm AKA the COUPE MAKER blowin doors off all over the 209. fully built isuzu impulse 1.6 dohc turbo with a "comp turbo" triple ball bearing turbo runnin at a conservative 22 lbs boost. stage II QUISE CAMS cranked to the MAXX. it aint tooned yet so i'm only puttin down 260 at the rear rims. idk if this car is even street legal with all the performance. i got a dyno sheet to back it up too, dyno dude talkin bout "that **** stupid nutty". right now im doin a custom invader body kit one of a kind with rear hatch lambo hinge kit and when i sell it i will seal the kit in rattle can glossed out. my **** straight be snatchin off the line like "crunch" when i brake boost. 0-60 in 3 second flat with the spectre blow off valve. need more info call me at 209-912-8846 ask for E. lookin to sell or straight trade for built WRX STI, H2 hummer, LS2 corvette, mazda rx7 fd no fc3s bull****. ill throw a rack on top of my car for a clean 2JZ toyota supra turbo 1992 thru 98 or even a fully built 3000gt VR4

[GTE77]

Troll, For sure....


LOL, If not then its funny there are people like that in the world.

[vwgtiIII]

my **** straight be snatchin off the line like "crunch" when i brake boost.

Absolutely my favorite part. I kind of want to call the guy just to tape the conversation and post it up. I'm sure it would be gold!

[85vrcoupe]

I couldn't read the ad.. it was hurting my head

[Aonarch]

Lol what the ****?

[BMP_3918]

"that **** stupid nutty"

He must've ate peanuts before he pooped

[NHDUBN#2]

Good god. Must go get Supra turbo so i can trade it for this....

[TM87]

And when you thought it cant be any more dumber then....

If he left exterior stock, it would be cool sleeper, im just wondering what engine is like if the body looks like that

[bronson75]

"that **** stupid nutty"

He must've ate peanuts before he pooped

Damn, I L'dOL. And I never LOL.

[Iroczgirl]

What a junkyard fugitive!

[ANSAracingb]

Idk, I'd be interested in checking out the custom drivetrain that had to have been built in order to send all those gobs of power from the transverse-mounted engine to the rear axles.

Right? This guy must be some kind of engineer whose knowledge knows no bounds!

[Run L1ke H3LL]

my **** straight be snatchin off the line like "crunch" when i brake boost

[bringtheshred]

I read this thread title, straight faced. "Okay sure, crazy turbo'd geo. Why not?"

I then click the link and started instantly choking because I was laughing so hard from the pictures alone. I started to read on and almost started to tear up from the ridiculousness I read.

That whole listing is so absurdly ludacris. I need to shoot "E" a call and see if he'll sell it to me.

[yocoop]

[Nubbin]

With all that mad boost, at least you would die more quickly hitting oncoming traffic trying to pass uphill.

[leaftye]

Must be trolling!

Agreed

[DTMTrini]

LMAO!!!

[SgtArky]

I think he misspelled Fooly built. cuz that isnt fully built if half of it is still missing

[c0mmon]

i seen a storm with that engine swap naturally aspirated running 9's on the internet before in the 1/4 mile. As ridiculously ugly and laughable that car is it might be stupid fast

it aint tooned yet so i'm only puttin down 260 at the rear rims.
-- im pretty certain its putting down 0hp at the rear rims

[VDub2625]

I have bridges to sell everyone in here. I had no idea TCL was so easily gullible.

Funny, but extremely easy to see through.

[50fridge]

Wasn't a Geo Storm front wheel drive? So what 260 is he puttin down at the rear rims?

Exactly I thought these cars were FWD only too. This has to be fake ad if he expects someone would trade a RX7, Hummer H2, or Supra for this mess of a ride.

[Inspector Detector]

Exactly I thought these cars were FWD only too. This has to be fake ad if he expects someone would trade a RX7, Hummer H2, or Supra for this mess of a ride.

The Geo Storm was a rebadged Isuzu Impulse or a POS to begin with.