Don't hit the door on your way out.
It's a dubious achievement, I know. But I should go out for ice cream.
Maybe get a sundae with sprinkles on it.
One of those Maraschino cherries on top.
Hot fudge dripping down the side.
You'll have to excuse me...
There are no old Porsches - just new owners.
Did you guys hear about the circus fire?
It was in tents.
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