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    Thread: The Official "Would Hit" Thread! (You know you want it!)

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      05-21-2012 02:36 AM #106
      Quote Originally Posted by ogvr6 View Post
      this looks like a dude....

      I don't look like that.

      Not seeing it sorry. I just see a female that probably has a nice chest, who is... special.

    2. 05-21-2012 12:04 PM #107
      Quote Originally Posted by VDubby18 View Post
      I don't look like that.

      Not seeing it sorry. I just see a female that probably has a nice chest, who is... special.
      I don't know... but look at her/his/it's hands. Those a some pretty damn manly hands.

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      05-21-2012 01:25 PM #108
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      05-21-2012 03:23 PM #109
      Quote Originally Posted by dubinsincuwereindiapers View Post

      Unless it's some sort of trap, absolutely!

      How about this?

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      05-21-2012 03:24 PM #110
      Ew, no.
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      05-21-2012 03:26 PM #111
      Quote Originally Posted by StormChaser View Post
      Unless it's some sort of trap, absolutely!

      How about this?
      Even if this was a trap:


      I'd hit it before this:
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      05-21-2012 03:36 PM #112
      Quote Originally Posted by Sono Qui View Post
      I don't know... but look at her/his/it's hands. Those a some pretty damn manly hands.



      To me they look uncared for lol. Maybe a little dirty even. With a body like that there's no telling what she does with her hands for a job.

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      05-21-2012 03:46 PM #113
      Quote Originally Posted by StormChaser View Post
      There's a word for this.

      That word is: Grateful
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      05-21-2012 04:36 PM #114
      Quote Originally Posted by Surf Green View Post
      There's a word for this.

      That word is: Grateful
      Absolutely. I'd bet you could load that up with baby batter on the fist date.

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      05-21-2012 04:39 PM #115
      Quote Originally Posted by Surf Green View Post
      There's a word for this.

      That word is: Grateful
      You misspelled hair lip.

      That said, I would.

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      05-21-2012 05:46 PM #116
      Quote Originally Posted by xombiesarelove View Post
      You misspelled hair lip.

      That said, I would.
      So did you. It's "hare" lip.

      That said, I would not.

      In fact, I agree with this post entirely

      Quote Originally Posted by ATL_Av8r View Post
      Even if this was a trap:


      I'd hit it before this:


      How about this, for the "terrifying eyes" thread:
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      05-21-2012 06:24 PM #118
      Quote Originally Posted by xombiesarelove View Post
      You misspelled hair lip.
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      So did you. It's "hare" lip.
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      So did YOU!! It definitively is harelip.
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      05-21-2012 06:35 PM #119
      This?

      BUT, she has an easily cured by antibiotics STD, is not on birth control, and you must raw-dog it without pull&pray.

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      05-21-2012 06:50 PM #120
      Quote Originally Posted by StormChaser View Post
      This?

      BUT, she has an easily cured by antibiotics STD, is not on birth control, and you must raw-dog it without pull&pray.

      antibiotics are covered on insurance. birthcontrol can be mediated by slipping plan B in her drink, raw dog it is no problem, id rather push and pump than pull and spray


      how about this winner!?


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      05-21-2012 07:25 PM #121
      Quote Originally Posted by dieselraver View Post
      how about this winner!?



      How bout:

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      05-21-2012 08:31 PM #122
      Quote Originally Posted by Cervical Bruiser View Post
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      Oh hell yes.





      Who's up?

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      05-21-2012 10:50 PM #123
      Quote Originally Posted by sjt1985 View Post
      Oh hell yes.





      Who's up?


      Just for the lolz

      Ill see your Julia Child and Raise you

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      05-21-2012 11:23 PM #124
      Quote Originally Posted by 20DYNAMITE07 View Post
      how about this she-beast?

      she must be from the slap a hoe tribe
      indoctrinate through academia and media.
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      05-21-2012 11:23 PM #125
      Quote Originally Posted by dubinsincuwereindiapers View Post
      Just for the lolz

      Ill see your Julia Child and Raise you
      oh absolutely


      she can set my table anyday.



      how about her after about 10 shots?


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      05-22-2012 12:00 AM #126
      Quote Originally Posted by dieselraver View Post
      how about her after about 10 shots?

      would need a lot more than 10 shots, buddy.


    21. 05-22-2012 12:27 AM #127
      Quote Originally Posted by Polski Ogier View Post
      would need a lot more than 10 shots, buddy.





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      05-22-2012 12:42 AM #128
      Would hit all day no ****s given, and there are much better pictures of her out there



      How about...

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      05-22-2012 08:58 AM #129
      Barely even recognized Lindsay on Glee. I dunno, I wish her the best on cleaning her **** up, but she's not looking good.

      I prefer putting my penis in vaginas, but it's worth noting that the trap above her is infinitely better looking.

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      05-22-2012 10:07 AM #130
      Quote Originally Posted by turbinepowered View Post
      So did you. It's "hare" lip.
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      So did YOU!! It definitively is harelip.



      Quote Originally Posted by Mike! View Post
      Barely even recognized Lindsay on Glee. I dunno, I wish her the best on cleaning her **** up, but she's not looking good.

      I prefer putting my penis in vaginas, but it's worth noting that the trap above her is infinitely better looking.
      Granted I dont wanna see her die but this downward spiral she's on constantly brings her closer to doing porn. And Im ok with that.

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      05-22-2012 10:17 AM #131
      Quote Originally Posted by zaYG View Post
      Would hit all day no ****s given, and there are much better pictures of her out there


      Seriously. Just flop that thing out of the way and do work, son.
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      05-22-2012 10:19 AM #132
      Quote Originally Posted by 20DYNAMITE07 View Post
      Seriously. Just flop that thing out of the way and do work, son.
      So wrong. On so many levels.
      Scotch. It's time.

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      05-22-2012 10:38 AM #133
      Quote Originally Posted by Polski Ogier View Post
      would need a lot more than 10 shots, buddy.

      ^Without any hesitation.

      How about this?

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      05-22-2012 10:44 AM #134












      What, noone finds power sexy??

      Think about what you could do with this....

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      05-22-2012 02:04 PM #135
      ...you have to hit this:




      in order to hit this...



      ...?
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      05-22-2012 03:18 PM #136
      Quote Originally Posted by Cervical Bruiser View Post
      ...you have to hit this:

      yeti.jpg


      in order to hit this...

      hotchick.jpg

      ...?
      Does round 1 have to be until completion? If so Im not sure Im making it to round 2

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      05-22-2012 03:52 PM #137
      Quote Originally Posted by Cervical Bruiser View Post
      ...you have to hit this:




      in order to hit this...



      ...?
      No cooch in the world is worth THAT!.

      This?

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      05-22-2012 04:37 PM #138
      Quote Originally Posted by StormChaser View Post
      ^Without any hesitation.

      How about this?

      Hell yes!! even with the photoshopped eyes!

    33. 05-22-2012 05:25 PM #139
      Quote Originally Posted by StormChaser View Post

      How about this?
      is that katy perry?

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      05-22-2012 05:36 PM #140
      Quote Originally Posted by imjamesiridebmx View Post
      is that katy perry?
      yes.

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