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    05-21-2012 02:36 AM #106
    Quote Originally Posted by ogvr6 View Post
    this looks like a dude....

    I don't look like that.

    Not seeing it sorry. I just see a female that probably has a nice chest, who is... special.

  2. 05-21-2012 12:04 PM #107
    Quote Originally Posted by VDubby18 View Post
    I don't look like that.

    Not seeing it sorry. I just see a female that probably has a nice chest, who is... special.
    I don't know... but look at her/his/it's hands. Those a some pretty damn manly hands.

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    05-21-2012 03:23 PM #109
    Quote Originally Posted by dubinsincuwereindiapers View Post

    Unless it's some sort of trap, absolutely!

    How about this?
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    05-21-2012 03:24 PM #110
    Ew, no.
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    05-21-2012 03:26 PM #111
    Quote Originally Posted by StormChaser View Post
    Unless it's some sort of trap, absolutely!

    How about this?
    Even if this was a trap:


    I'd hit it before this:
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    05-21-2012 03:36 PM #112
    Quote Originally Posted by Sono Qui View Post
    I don't know... but look at her/his/it's hands. Those a some pretty damn manly hands.



    To me they look uncared for lol. Maybe a little dirty even. With a body like that there's no telling what she does with her hands for a job.

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    05-21-2012 03:46 PM #113
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    There's a word for this.

    That word is: Grateful
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    05-21-2012 04:36 PM #114
    Quote Originally Posted by Surf Green View Post
    There's a word for this.

    That word is: Grateful
    Absolutely. I'd bet you could load that up with baby batter on the fist date.
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    If Chilledman and Stormy won't hit it, you know it's gone rancid.

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    05-21-2012 04:39 PM #115
    Quote Originally Posted by Surf Green View Post
    There's a word for this.

    That word is: Grateful
    You misspelled hair lip.

    That said, I would.

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    05-21-2012 05:46 PM #116
    Quote Originally Posted by xombiesarelove View Post
    You misspelled hair lip.

    That said, I would.
    So did you. It's "hare" lip.

    That said, I would not.

    In fact, I agree with this post entirely

    Quote Originally Posted by ATL_Av8r View Post
    Even if this was a trap:


    I'd hit it before this:


    How about this, for the "terrifying eyes" thread:
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    05-21-2012 06:24 PM #118
    Quote Originally Posted by xombiesarelove View Post
    You misspelled hair lip.
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    So did you. It's "hare" lip.
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    So did YOU!! It definitively is harelip.
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    05-21-2012 06:35 PM #119
    This?

    BUT, she has an easily cured by antibiotics STD, is not on birth control, and you must raw-dog it without pull&pray.
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    05-21-2012 06:50 PM #120
    Quote Originally Posted by StormChaser View Post
    This?

    BUT, she has an easily cured by antibiotics STD, is not on birth control, and you must raw-dog it without pull&pray.

    antibiotics are covered on insurance. birthcontrol can be mediated by slipping plan B in her drink, raw dog it is no problem, id rather push and pump than pull and spray


    how about this winner!?


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    05-21-2012 07:25 PM #121
    Quote Originally Posted by dieselraver View Post
    how about this winner!?



    How bout:

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    05-21-2012 08:31 PM #122
    Quote Originally Posted by Cervical Bruiser View Post
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    Oh hell yes.





    Who's up?

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    05-21-2012 10:50 PM #123
    Quote Originally Posted by sjt1985 View Post
    Oh hell yes.





    Who's up?


    Just for the lolz

    Ill see your Julia Child and Raise you

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    05-21-2012 11:23 PM #124
    Quote Originally Posted by 20DYNAMITE07 View Post
    how about this she-beast?

    she must be from the slap a hoe tribe
    indoctrinate through academia and media.
    why is that the ones that seek tolerance are the most intolerant.
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    05-21-2012 11:23 PM #125
    Quote Originally Posted by dubinsincuwereindiapers View Post
    Just for the lolz

    Ill see your Julia Child and Raise you
    oh absolutely


    she can set my table anyday.



    how about her after about 10 shots?


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    05-22-2012 12:00 AM #126
    Quote Originally Posted by dieselraver View Post
    how about her after about 10 shots?

    would need a lot more than 10 shots, buddy.


  21. 05-22-2012 12:27 AM #127
    Quote Originally Posted by Polski Ogier View Post
    would need a lot more than 10 shots, buddy.





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    05-22-2012 12:42 AM #128
    Would hit all day no ****s given, and there are much better pictures of her out there



    How about...

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    05-22-2012 08:58 AM #129
    Barely even recognized Lindsay on Glee. I dunno, I wish her the best on cleaning her **** up, but she's not looking good.

    I prefer putting my penis in vaginas, but it's worth noting that the trap above her is infinitely better looking.

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    05-22-2012 10:07 AM #130
    Quote Originally Posted by turbinepowered View Post
    So did you. It's "hare" lip.
    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyD View Post
    So did YOU!! It definitively is harelip.



    Quote Originally Posted by Mike! View Post
    Barely even recognized Lindsay on Glee. I dunno, I wish her the best on cleaning her **** up, but she's not looking good.

    I prefer putting my penis in vaginas, but it's worth noting that the trap above her is infinitely better looking.
    Granted I dont wanna see her die but this downward spiral she's on constantly brings her closer to doing porn. And Im ok with that.

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    05-22-2012 10:17 AM #131
    Quote Originally Posted by zaYG View Post
    Would hit all day no ****s given, and there are much better pictures of her out there


    Seriously. Just flop that thing out of the way and do work, son.
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    05-22-2012 10:19 AM #132
    Quote Originally Posted by 20DYNAMITE07 View Post
    Seriously. Just flop that thing out of the way and do work, son.
    So wrong. On so many levels.
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    05-22-2012 10:38 AM #133
    Quote Originally Posted by Polski Ogier View Post
    would need a lot more than 10 shots, buddy.

    ^Without any hesitation.

    How about this?
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    If Chilledman and Stormy won't hit it, you know it's gone rancid.

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    05-22-2012 10:44 AM #134












    What, noone finds power sexy??

    Think about what you could do with this....

    (_)===D
    They've done studies you know. 60% of the time... it works every time.

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    05-22-2012 02:04 PM #135
    ...you have to hit this:




    in order to hit this...



    ...?
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    05-22-2012 03:18 PM #136
    Quote Originally Posted by Cervical Bruiser View Post
    ...you have to hit this:

    yeti.jpg


    in order to hit this...

    hotchick.jpg

    ...?
    Does round 1 have to be until completion? If so Im not sure Im making it to round 2

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    05-22-2012 03:52 PM #137
    Quote Originally Posted by Cervical Bruiser View Post
    ...you have to hit this:




    in order to hit this...



    ...?
    No cooch in the world is worth THAT!.

    This?
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    If Chilledman and Stormy won't hit it, you know it's gone rancid.

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    05-22-2012 04:37 PM #138
    Quote Originally Posted by StormChaser View Post
    ^Without any hesitation.

    How about this?

    Hell yes!! even with the photoshopped eyes!

  33. 05-22-2012 05:25 PM #139
    Quote Originally Posted by StormChaser View Post

    How about this?
    is that katy perry?

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    05-22-2012 05:36 PM #140
    Quote Originally Posted by imjamesiridebmx View Post
    is that katy perry?
    yes.

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