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    Thread: The Official "Would Hit" Thread! (You know you want it!)

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      05-17-2012 01:41 PM #76
      I'm gonna let this thread go. But this is not a "Lets see how far we can push the envelope" thread. Obviously no nudity, but I also don't want to see girls wearing fishing line with their legs spread either... pasties, bottomless asses, or any nude girls that are covering the goods with their hands.

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      05-17-2012 01:52 PM #77
      Quote Originally Posted by BarryV View Post
      I'm rather disappointed that you didn't post the mkIV's forum's favorite PA dubber chick.
      Pics?
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      One time my girlfriend said she didn't like the Acura NSX so i broke up with her....just kidding shes ****ing dead.

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      05-17-2012 02:19 PM #78
      Quote Originally Posted by Zstampe View Post


      This buuuuutttttt she's been dead for 6 hours in the middle of summer in a hot car.
      I'd like to say no but I'm not sure

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      05-17-2012 02:54 PM #79
      Quote Originally Posted by Egz View Post
      Here is one from the media. Everyone likes redheads.


      Not the best shot of the soon to be incarcerated Ms. Brooks. Based on others pictures I've seen of her, though. Oh yeah, in a hot minute.

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      05-17-2012 02:59 PM #80
      Quote Originally Posted by PSU View Post
      Is this a trap?

      Would hit.

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    6. 05-17-2012 03:01 PM #81
      Quote Originally Posted by StormChaser View Post
      DO NOT WANT!

      How about this?
      jesus christ, that made me laugh out loud.

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      05-18-2012 09:14 AM #82
      This?

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      05-18-2012 09:15 AM #83
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      05-18-2012 09:20 AM #84
      Man, we are messed up...it's hard to find a girl that nobody would smash.

      This?

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      05-18-2012 09:24 AM #85
      Quote Originally Posted by StormChaser View Post
      This?
      oh God! LOL!


      i don't know... maybe with a bag over her head? sure

      how about this hottie!?

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      05-18-2012 10:31 AM #86
      Not a chance.

      This?


      The tall one, not the normal one.

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      05-19-2012 05:14 AM #87


      Would hit for sure

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      05-19-2012 09:51 AM #88
      Quote Originally Posted by StormChaser View Post
      Not a chance.

      This?


      The tall one, not the normal one.

      Good lord thats a big B*

      would not hit, i'd need a 2 foot long dong to please that woman



      how about these two? in a THREESOME!?

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    14. 05-19-2012 01:02 PM #89
      Feck No.

      How about this OT darling?



      CATCH: You have to listen to her talk for a minimum of 3 hours before any touching/sexy time.

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      05-19-2012 01:15 PM #90
      Quote Originally Posted by Elbows View Post
      CATCH: You have to listen to her talk for a minimum of 3 hours before any touching/sexy time.
      Do I have to be paying attention? Cause if not, hell ya I'd do it.

      What about this one?
      [IMG]http://cdn.******************/instances/400x/16327542.jpg[/IMG]
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      And, if the situation calls for it, you could break out some drumsticks and play the xylophone on her ribs
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      God dammit Miyagi, go to school. Who the f**k plays the xylophone with drumsticks?
      You use mallets. Idiot.

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      05-19-2012 03:35 PM #91
      Quote Originally Posted by GrkPranksta69 View Post
      Do I have to be paying attention? Cause if not, hell ya I'd do it.

      What about this one?
      [IMG]http://cdn.******************/instances/400x/16327542.jpg[/IMG]

      Dirty hippie blech

      How about a more umm experienced woman?

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      05-19-2012 04:33 PM #92
      Probably as long as she didn't talk

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      05-19-2012 04:38 PM #93
      Quote Originally Posted by dubinsincuwereindiapers View Post
      Dirty hippie blech

      How about a more umm experienced woman?
      i'd be afraid shed
      1. break a hip or
      2. turn to dust


      hell no.

      how about.... these two women (yes they are women!) in a threesome?!

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      05-19-2012 04:55 PM #94
      I've got one.


      Here's the catch: Her husband would hear about it before you managed to leave the country.
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      05-19-2012 05:18 PM #95
      Quote Originally Posted by dieselraver View Post
      how about.... these two women (yes they are women!) in a threesome?!

      what the **** did you type into google images?!?!
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      05-19-2012 05:23 PM #96
      Quote Originally Posted by backseatdelete View Post
      what the **** did you type into google images?!?!
      Howard the duck.
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      05-19-2012 07:16 PM #97
      Quote Originally Posted by White Jetta View Post
      Howard the duck.

      my wife just said "what is daddy laughing about?" to my daughter!
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      05-19-2012 09:12 PM #98
      how about this she-beast?

      Last edited by 20DYNAMITE07; 05-19-2012 at 09:14 PM.
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      05-19-2012 09:25 PM #99
      Quote Originally Posted by 20DYNAMITE07 View Post
      how about this she-beast?

      No.

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      05-19-2012 10:48 PM #100
      Quote Originally Posted by zaYG View Post
      Definitely would hit


      Here is the ultimate trap. A kathoey beauty pageant in Thailand.


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