The Official "Would Hit" Thread! (You know you want it!)

[bora-brazil]

30 years old...and virgin:

[Oh Hello!]

Oh hell yeah ! ...... i'd work that **** in.


How bout this broad.... but you only have to hit it for 5mins in order to hit the next pic and you have to trust her face looks good.

[Cervical Bruiser]

I swear this is Butthead's sister...

[MotownSVT]

This chick is not terrible looking like a lot of the sea hags in this thread... nice fake cans, slutty librarian-vibe glasses, solid body... I mean, I could probably be picky about some s**t but who cares? I would hit that and tell my friends about it afterward.

[Spray Junkie]

30 years old...and virgin:

Would smash! At 31, its hard to find a virgin unless you're willing to risk jail time

[GsR]

I'd **** both of these...true story.

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[GRNWNV]

No, I don't think so...

I just found this on my FB feed...

[GrkPranksta69]

^^ Daddy issues??
That's a nope.

What about

[crannky]

^^ Daddy issues??
That's a nope.

What about

All day.

[White Jetta]

All day.

X2

Or at least a good 5 minutes several times in a row.

[Cedric_s]

X2

Or at least a good 5 minutes several times in a row.

X3!!

[FlashRedGLS1.8T]

30 years old...and virgin:

Oh hell yes.
I'm adding this track and field lady, I'm sure I'll get beat up over it.

[Tornado2dr]

What about

Meh, I don't want matt damon's sloppy 2nds

[GRNWNV]

Sarah Silverman

[FlashRedGLS1.8T]

Yes and yes.

[StormChaser]

But you have to donate a portion of your liver to save her life first.

[xombiesarelove]

Im pretty nobody wants a part of an OTer's liver.

[backseatdelete]

this.



...but in a side-by-side threesome with Jaguars fullback Greg Jones.







---ninja edit: Dont google image search Holly Peers while at work. Her titties may slip through the safesearch.

[Tornado2dr]

---ninja edit: Dont google image search Holly Peers while at work. Her titties may slip through the safesearch.

Um...they didn't slip thru, they busted through and made a powerful entrance onto my screen.

[backinthegame]

I don't care what yall say, I'd still hit Nikki Cox even with the Dolan mask and granny tits.

[.LSinLV.]

^^ Daddy issues??
That's a nope.

What about

It's a JAP!

[xombiesarelove]

Um...they didn't slip thru, they busted through and made a powerful entrance onto my screen.

Noted for when I get home

[White Jetta]

I don't care what yall say, I'd still hit Nikki Cox even with the Dolan mask and granny tits.

She was great in that Las Vegas series. You actually got to see the plastic surgery she got done throughout the episodes. One show she looks hot as hell, the next she looks like someone kicked her in the mouth, or she had hives. Either way i'd still dump schmeg in her venus fly trap

[StormChaser]

Meh, I don't want matt damon's sloppy 2nds

I'd say it's worth it.

[White Jetta]

In a heartbeat, and even sloppy 3rd's! She looks just like one of my wife's friends, Stacy.

[StormChaser]

In a heartbeat, and even sloppy 3rd's! She looks just like one of my wife's friends, Stacy.

Have you seen the 3-way thread?

[dannyc]

[White Jetta]

Have you seen the 3-way thread?

Lizink?

[backinthegame]

EWWWWWW! No way! Look at that pinkey!

[StormChaser]

Lizink?

http://forums.vwvortex.com/showthrea...-You-Go-For-It

[Preppy]

It's a JAP!

So not a JAP.

[3danimator]

Found another pic of this dude:

[.LSinLV.]

So not a JAP.

are you kidding!?!?!

I've met her on several occasions. not only is she REALLY a JAP (Jewish American Princess)...she's a tottally rude and condesending to all who 'service" her. I nearly walked out on a dinner with her and her ex-jimmy kimmel (went to high school with him & cletto)

she's MOAR Jewish and JAPpy then any of my nutty Jewish sisters!

[Preppy]

are you kidding!?!?!

I've met her on several occasions. not only is she REALLY a JAP (Jewish American Princess)...she's a tottally rude and condesending to all who 'service" her. I nearly walked out on a dinner with her and her ex-jimmy kimmel (went to high school with him & cletto)

she's MOAR Jewish and JAPpy then any of my nutty Jewish sisters!
She seems more sarcastic and bitchy than jappy, but I don't know from personal experience.

I thought the jappiness was more of an act than anything else.






... and on topic:



So the bartender says, "Why the long face?"

[backinthegame]

I thought the jappiness was more of an act than anything else.






... and on topic:



So the bartender says, "Why the long face?"

Link to full nudes of Sara Jessica Parker?