Dad Sews his Kid's Butt Shut - Gets Probation!

[Der Schaltwerks]

A north suburban Waukegan man took a plea deal that kept him out of prison for an incident in which he took a needle and thread to his son’s buttocks.

Randy Swopes, 52, represented himself in court Friday to accept a plea deal that sentenced him to 24 months of probation and 250 hours of public service.



http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2012/05/...sons-buttocks/

[.LSinLV.]

was there a "reason" the father did this????

[GreenandChrome]

was there a "reason" the father did this????

no butt = no gay?

[Der Schaltwerks]

was there a "reason" the father did this????

Yes. His kid had chrohns disease and an anal fistula. His dad figured sewing his bung hole shut should fix things.

[Big M]

Way to set a misleading tone for the thread, Opie.

The father was (negligently) trying to treat the son's fistula.

[Der Schaltwerks]

Way to set a misleading tone for the thread, Opie.

The father was (negligently) trying to treat the son's fistula.

Ah ha!

You said you have me on Ignore, you filthy LIAR !!!

He who cries wolf on using Ignore can never be taken seriously.

[Der Schaltwerks]

An anal fistula is a communicating tract between the inner anus or rectum and the external skin surrounding the anus.

It begins as a superficial ulcer that becomes infected creating an anal abscess that subsequently bursts leaving a communicating tract between the internal anus and the external skin of the perianal region.

It causes a chronic discharge of pus that typically has an offensive odor.

[dubraycer36]

It causes a chronic discharge of pus that typically has an offensive odor.

This alone could be SO many things.

[Der Schaltwerks]

This alone could be SO many things.

Not when it pours out your second butt hole.

It can only be one thing.

[Der Schaltwerks]

One thing's for sure. That kid was a real pain in the ass.

[MeineFolks'wagen]

Wow, probation - I love this freaking country

[Sir UNBANNED_GERBIL M.B.]

Sew his ass shut so he'll **** spaghetti

[TErak66]

WTF??? I have Crohn's and have had this surgery twice. This makes me want to beat that guy!!!!!

[under the radar]

gnarly

[Biff Beltsander]

Actual quote from the article.

The teenage boy had a fistula in his butt and his father opted to sew it shut

Butt.

Also, what a strange sad relationship this father and son have.

[LeftoverCrack]

What an as$hole!


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[Biff Beltsander]

What an as$hole!


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Zing!

[vdubjb]

he shut that ass up!

[twerked]

dad was listening to wu-tang, wasn't he?

(46sec in)

[BluMagic]

I'm going to blame all of the anti-gay media,

if COD makes kids shoot people, then Santorum influences the butt hem

[Tornado2dr]

dad was listening to wu-tang, wasn't he?

(46sec in)

Fist thing I thought of.

And that medical issue sounds ****ty in many ways.

[GTiTOM]

My wife has Crohn's. She had a fistula a few years ago. She woke up screaming in the middle of the night and said it felt like she had just been stabbed. At 2am, we got in the car and rushed her to the hospital. She had emergency surgery, was in the hospital for more than a week with constant IV antibiotics and painkillers, and was on a cocktail of powerful oral antibiotics (flagyll, cipro, etc) for the next month or so. She said it was one of the most painful things she's ever experienced --- not just the actual fistula, but the surgery and recovery as well. I think it's reasonable to say that she would have been lucky not to die if we had just tried to do some home surgery.

I don't know how this kid wasn't taken from his father. It's nothing short of abuse to do what he did. And representing yourself in court? He's a real DIY guy apparently

[Notch__Johnson]

When I worked in health insurance we used to have to get pictures of conditions for pre-authorizations.....not a fun time opening the mail and seeing pictures of fistulas, hemmorroids and the sort. Horribly true story

[PSU]

This came to mind:

[Hurt]

...Merica.