VWVortex

+ Reply to Thread
Page 1 of 3 1 2 3 LastLast
Results 1 to 35 of 77

Thread: Man Candles ?!? wtf

  1. aceclimber722
    aceclimber722 is offline
    Member aceclimber722's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 6th, 2003
    Location
    Charleston SC
    Posts
    1,649
    Vehicles
    2011 Prius

    Man Candles ?!? wtf

    05-16-2012 12:49 PM #1
    Who would buy these??



    http://www.yankeecandle.com/yankee-candles/man-candles
    Flickr
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  3. zaYG
    zaYG is offline
    Member zaYG's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 28th, 2009
    Location
    Derry NH
    Posts
    3,350
    Vehicles
    glorified Volkswagen for middle class white women
    05-16-2012 12:53 PM #2
    Mandles
    flickr | Follow me on instagram: @ginger_reporter
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  4. dmonday
    dmonday is offline
    Member
    Join Date
    Jul 22nd, 2009
    Location
    West of Indianapolis
    Posts
    560
    Vehicles
    DRZ400sm, CB550four, CRF250R , ACR Neon and a Subie Outback Wagon
    05-16-2012 01:06 PM #3
    Honestly....if I was a bachelor....I would just for the lol's when I had company. I'll take 2x4's please.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  5. dieselraver
    dieselraver is offline
    Member dieselraver's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 11th, 2007
    Location
    Marine Park/Ozone Park NYC Current Cars: - 2012 Honda Odyssey 1996 Toyota Corolla Base
    Posts
    11,539
    Vehicles
    Previous Cars: 2010 Subaru Outback MT 2008 - BMW 328XI 6MT - 2008 VW GTI 6MT - 2007 VW Rabbit 5MT -
    Send a message via AIM to dieselraver
    05-16-2012 01:07 PM #4
    this is awesome, the developer was featured on Shark Tank a few weeks ago!
    Tiguan Mats & Roof Rack For Sale! http://forums.vwvortex.com/showthread.php?5387887-VW-Tiguan-Mats-amp-Roof-Rack!-(Brooklyn-NYC) GTI Monster Mats & Gorilla Liner for Sale! http://forums.vwvortex.com/showthread.php?5387885-FS-MKV-GTI-Monster-Mats-amp-Gorilla-Trunk-Liner
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  6. Fritz27
    Fritz27 is offline
    Senior Member Fritz27's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 8th, 2003
    Location
    Gulf Coast, FL
    Posts
    24,340
    Vehicles
    2013 Nike Killshot, 2012 Sperry Top-Sider or 2011 Rainbow Flip-Flops
    05-16-2012 01:08 PM #5
    The smell of fresh cut grass is pretty awesome.
    PSN: PhilipGTI
    Official Miami Dolphins Thread: Come share in the misery!
    Quote Originally Posted by fatlace View Post
    Get lost santa
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  7. Hostile
    Hostile is offline
    Senior Member Hostile's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 29th, 2002
    Location
    NOVA
    Posts
    27,159
    Vehicles
    a subaru and a vw
    Send a message via AIM to Hostile

    FV-QR

    05-16-2012 01:08 PM #6
    I'd take Riding Mower. I love the smell of fresh cut grass.
    Quote Originally Posted by Swallow Doretti View Post
    I'm going to go out on a limb here and say I've sucked on more ballsacks than you have.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  8. Dr. Woo
    Dr. Woo is offline
    Member Dr. Woo's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 28th, 2003
    Location
    Hampton, VA
    Posts
    4,005
    Vehicles
    '03 S2K '12 Focus
    05-16-2012 01:12 PM #7
    I loathe the smell of mowed grass.

    Give me "New Tires" and I'll be happy. Or "Leather Interior."
    ├┼┤2003 S2000 | ├┼┘2012 Focus SE Sport | 2009 Pontiac G8 (2011-2011) | 2008 VW R32 (2007-2011) | 2006 VW GTI (2006-2007) | 2001 Audi A4 (2002-2006)
    SAVETHERING
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  9. lonely superstar
    lonely superstar is offline
    Member lonely superstar's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 12th, 2003
    Location
    Falls Church VA
    Posts
    1,361
    Vehicles
    06 Honda Element / 2010 Honda Fit
    05-16-2012 01:13 PM #8
    One of each please
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktBMxkLUIwY

    You like hip hop? Click it. New Vid every week.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  10. DISI 2.3T
    DISI 2.3T is offline
    Member DISI 2.3T's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 22nd, 2004
    Location
    Charlotte
    Posts
    2,743
    Vehicles
    2008 Mazdaspeed 3
    05-16-2012 01:13 PM #9
    Never underestimate the power of smell. Scent can be very powerful because it plays off of peoples emotion and where that certain smell takes them mentally.
    My legend dates back to the 12th Century you see. My legend is quite old. The 12th Century was a long time ago. It was summer and so cold from the snow because it was actually winter or maybe it was Monday. It could have been a Thursday or possibly a Saturday or was it Tuesday though it could have been Wednesday or a Monday.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  11. foxtrot762
    foxtrot762 is online now
    Member
    Join Date
    Apr 1st, 2011
    Location
    VA
    Posts
    461
    05-16-2012 01:14 PM #10
    Being a novice woodworker, I'd love to have a 2x4 scent but Jesus Christ $28.
    Last edited by foxtrot762; 05-16-2012 at 01:17 PM.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  12. Hostile
    Hostile is offline
    Senior Member Hostile's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 29th, 2002
    Location
    NOVA
    Posts
    27,159
    Vehicles
    a subaru and a vw
    Send a message via AIM to Hostile

    FV-QR

    05-16-2012 01:15 PM #11
    I'm not sure what First Down is supposed to smell like- man sweat, hot dogs and stale beer?
    Quote Originally Posted by Swallow Doretti View Post
    I'm going to go out on a limb here and say I've sucked on more ballsacks than you have.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  13. lonely superstar
    lonely superstar is offline
    Member lonely superstar's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 12th, 2003
    Location
    Falls Church VA
    Posts
    1,361
    Vehicles
    06 Honda Element / 2010 Honda Fit
    05-16-2012 01:15 PM #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Hostile View Post
    I'm not sure what First Down is supposed to smell like- man sweat, hot dogs and stale beer?
    All sounds good to me
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktBMxkLUIwY

    You like hip hop? Click it. New Vid every week.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  14. Katie-S
    Katie-S is offline
    Member Katie-S's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 23rd, 2000
    Posts
    4,028
    05-16-2012 01:16 PM #13
    Wives with no imagination or identities of their own, who are being "supportive" of their husband's hobbies even though she thinks they're stupid and boring. That's who.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  15. GTiTOM
    GTiTOM is offline
    Member GTiTOM's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 11th, 2000
    Posts
    14,311
    Vehicles
    '03 Civic Si
    05-16-2012 01:16 PM #14
    My place already smells like "Man Town" (one of the actual scents). I buy lavender and pumpkin and **** to mask that smell
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  16. Katie-S
    Katie-S is offline
    Member Katie-S's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 23rd, 2000
    Posts
    4,028
    05-16-2012 01:16 PM #15
    Yeah really. Those are the names of smells you want to get rid of!!!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  17. GolfTango
    GolfTango is offline
    Member GolfTango's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 15th, 2001
    Location
    Not Fancy CT
    Posts
    5,974
    Vehicles
    09 Mazda5 GT, 09 Saturn Aura XE
    05-16-2012 01:17 PM #16
    How about "Sweet Pu**y" or "Ocean Breeze Vag"?
    My flickr
    Me

    The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S. Truman
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  18. lonely superstar
    lonely superstar is offline
    Member lonely superstar's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 12th, 2003
    Location
    Falls Church VA
    Posts
    1,361
    Vehicles
    06 Honda Element / 2010 Honda Fit
    05-16-2012 01:18 PM #17
    ^^Yucky
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktBMxkLUIwY

    You like hip hop? Click it. New Vid every week.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  19. cwescapexlt4x4
    cwescapexlt4x4 is online now
    Member cwescapexlt4x4's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2nd, 2003
    Location
    Litchfield Park, AZ area
    Posts
    723
    Vehicles
    2013 JSW TDI DSG Candy White, 2011 Kia Optima SX (Turbo) / 2011 JSW TDI 97 Jetta GT & 91 Passat wag
    05-16-2012 01:19 PM #18
    We like their "non-man" ones, these could be good
    2013 JSW TDI, Nav, Kessy - White, Pano roof, Canvas Back dog/cargo liner
    13% tint, 30% on Pano, Fog lights, rear spoiler, mud guards, (to be installed).
    Replaced - Trouble free 2011 Sportwagen TDi Salsa Red. Oo>=====v=====<oO/
    2011 Kia Optima SX (Turbo) Corsa Blue - 13% Tint, LED interior lighting, "Big Boy" horn, T badge. BFGoodrich G-Force Sport Comp 2
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  20. ATL_Av8r
    ATL_Av8r is online now
    Geriatric Member ATL_Av8r's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 17th, 2002
    Location
    Gapiana
    Posts
    37,954
    05-16-2012 01:19 PM #19
    where's Leather and Lube?
    MemeGate 2012 - First Responder, post #2

    Quote Originally Posted by .skully.
    Mike, quote me in your signature
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  21. GolfTango
    GolfTango is offline
    Member GolfTango's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 15th, 2001
    Location
    Not Fancy CT
    Posts
    5,974
    Vehicles
    09 Mazda5 GT, 09 Saturn Aura XE
    05-16-2012 01:21 PM #20
    Pfft, all they need for this forum is a "New Car Smell" or "Gasoline Vapors" candle.
    Last edited by GolfTango; 05-16-2012 at 01:31 PM.
    My flickr
    Me

    The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S. Truman
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  22. Señor Peligro
    Señor Peligro is offline
    Member Señor Peligro's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 6th, 2009
    Location
    ʇnɔıʇɔǝuuoɔ
    Posts
    8,171
    Vehicles
    Honduh VTAK
    05-16-2012 01:23 PM #21
    Lumber and fresh cut grass are great scents, do want

    Socks & ball sweat on the other hand, I think I'll pass
    Now go get your shinebox
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  23. compy222
    compy222 is offline
    Member compy222's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 7th, 2005
    Location
    Pothole, MI
    Posts
    12,892
    Vehicles
    2012 Cruze Eco, 2006 Lancer Evo IX MR
    05-16-2012 01:29 PM #22
    Quote Originally Posted by Señor Peligro View Post

    Socks & ball sweat on the other hand, I think I'll pass
    yeah, most members here probably already already smell like this...
    Regarding DD'ing a tuned Evo:
    Quote Originally Posted by SchrickVR6 View Post
    It's composed at all speeds and at all times...it just feels like you're holding the leash on a 150lb pit bull and praying you don't see a squirrel.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  24. Air-over-water
    Air-over-water is offline
    Banned
    Join Date
    Oct 5th, 2011
    Posts
    4,050

    FV-QR

    05-16-2012 01:29 PM #23

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  25. Fritz27
    Fritz27 is offline
    Senior Member Fritz27's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 8th, 2003
    Location
    Gulf Coast, FL
    Posts
    24,340
    Vehicles
    2013 Nike Killshot, 2012 Sperry Top-Sider or 2011 Rainbow Flip-Flops
    05-16-2012 01:37 PM #24
    Man Town sounds like a place where gay dudes meet to listen to Cher and have sex.
    PSN: PhilipGTI
    Official Miami Dolphins Thread: Come share in the misery!
    Quote Originally Posted by fatlace View Post
    Get lost santa
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  26. lonely superstar
    lonely superstar is offline
    Member lonely superstar's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 12th, 2003
    Location
    Falls Church VA
    Posts
    1,361
    Vehicles
    06 Honda Element / 2010 Honda Fit
    05-16-2012 01:41 PM #25
    Quote Originally Posted by Fritz27 View Post
    Man Town sounds like a place where gay dudes meet to listen to Cher and have sex.
    It's tru, we all listen to Chere and Barbra.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktBMxkLUIwY

    You like hip hop? Click it. New Vid every week.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  27. kimilein
    kimilein is offline
    Member
    Join Date
    Feb 4th, 2011
    Location
    Pee Dee Ecks
    Posts
    936
    05-16-2012 01:43 PM #26
    Men are gross and these candles are gross.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  28. cryption
    cryption is offline
    Member cryption's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 27th, 2006
    Location
    Houston
    Posts
    3,260
    Vehicles
    99 Miata, 2011 Fusion, Texas Edition Silverado
    Send a message via AIM to cryption
    05-16-2012 01:43 PM #27
    What does first down smell like? Sweat and feces stained undies?
    Team 30k Jetta - Frat Boys
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  29. lonely superstar
    lonely superstar is offline
    Member lonely superstar's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 12th, 2003
    Location
    Falls Church VA
    Posts
    1,361
    Vehicles
    06 Honda Element / 2010 Honda Fit
    05-16-2012 01:45 PM #28
    Quote Originally Posted by cryption View Post
    What does first down smell like? Sweat and feces stained undies?
    If they are "doing it right".
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktBMxkLUIwY

    You like hip hop? Click it. New Vid every week.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  30. TheGreenspanator
    TheGreenspanator is offline
    Banned TheGreenspanator's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 20th, 2005
    Location
    Downingtown, PA
    Posts
    5,140
    Vehicles
    2 57 Bel Airs 65 Corvair 66 SS396 68 Dart 73 Vette 86 Golf 97 GTI 99/04 Neons & a truck
    05-16-2012 01:48 PM #29
    Quote Originally Posted by Katie-S View Post
    Wives with no imagination or identities of their own, who are being "supportive" of their husband's hobbies even though she thinks they're stupid and boring. That's who.
    ^That was my first thought

    Although if they made a nitromethane + burnout smoke-scented candle, my husband (and I) would probably get a kick out of that

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  31. JettaGT8V80
    JettaGT8V80 is offline
    Senior Member JettaGT8V80's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 11th, 2003
    Location
    Waltham , Ma
    Posts
    26,432
    Vehicles
    06 GTI UM Tuned
    Send a message via AIM to JettaGT8V80
    05-16-2012 01:49 PM #30
    ill take one 2x4 please

    also make a wood stove smell
    SQUARE!SPOKES // J€RMÅNESE Åutø
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  32. cryption
    cryption is offline
    Member cryption's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 27th, 2006
    Location
    Houston
    Posts
    3,260
    Vehicles
    99 Miata, 2011 Fusion, Texas Edition Silverado
    Send a message via AIM to cryption
    05-16-2012 01:57 PM #31
    I'll take one in "gas station"
    Team 30k Jetta - Frat Boys
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  33. Chilledman
    Chilledman is offline
    Member Chilledman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 14th, 2010
    Location
    USA
    Posts
    3,575
    05-16-2012 01:59 PM #32
    2x4 or the Fresh cut grass

    I would also want

    Fresh Asphalt

    hmmmmmmmmm
    Quote Originally Posted by 02GTIFREESKIER View Post
    Fu(k a signature, you should be just introducing yourself with that. "hi my name is chilled man and i can bench all four of you skinny bitches, or find us a midget and I'll squat all five of ya." I'm impressed.
    Faith and Belief is not acceptable reason to be willfully ignorant of Science and Facts
    I don't take myself serious , neither should you.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  34. lonely superstar
    lonely superstar is offline
    Member lonely superstar's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 12th, 2003
    Location
    Falls Church VA
    Posts
    1,361
    Vehicles
    06 Honda Element / 2010 Honda Fit
    05-16-2012 02:09 PM #33
    Quote Originally Posted by Chilledman View Post
    2x4 or the Fresh cut grass

    I would also want

    Fresh Asphalt

    hmmmmmmmmm
    I will also take one In Chilledman Scent
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktBMxkLUIwY

    You like hip hop? Click it. New Vid every week.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  35. GroovOn-SLC
    GroovOn-SLC is offline
    Member GroovOn-SLC's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 25th, 2003
    Location
    Titletown WI
    Posts
    804
    Vehicles
    93 Corrado & Band Van
    05-16-2012 02:11 PM #34
    My girl gets me these. She calls them 'scent of a man'. Whatever it is, I'll take it!!!

    Light one of these up and cue the sexy time
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  36. Gaki
    Gaki is offline
    Senior Member Gaki's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 15th, 2000
    Location
    425
    Posts
    22,117
    Vehicles
    01 Nogaro with a pair of 605s
    Send a message via AIM to Gaki
    05-16-2012 02:22 PM #35


    LOLWUT.
    Quote Originally Posted by Adam144 View Post
    It's gotten to the point where the ****ing Onion makes more sense than Fox.
    Quote Originally Posted by Señor Peligro View Post
    There was a separate petition for it. So no, I don't think Austin is the demographic in Texas looking to secede. But **** Austin anyways.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
+ Reply to Thread
Page 1 of 3 1 2 3 LastLast
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts

Forum Rules