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    View Poll Results: Are you hot? Is your social circle hot?

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    Thread: Are you hot? Are your friends hot?

    1. 05-17-2012 06:43 PM #1
      Random thought/poll of the day.

      Disclaimer: The following thread will be wildly inaccurate given the nature of internet being such srs business.



      Simply put - are you hot? Do you have a hot social circle etc? I'm decided plain. Not ugly, but perhaps the bottom end of normal. My entire social circle is about the same (most a good bit more attractive than me, but no super models).

      No one in my family is a model, or overly good looking. No hot cousins, no trophy wifes. No one I know has fake boobs, or gets spray-tanned. Don't know any models, porn stars, or otherwise professionally hot people.

      I've been with my share of cute girls, but no one I'd consider drop-dead gorgeous. So where on this scale do you fall? Are you ugly, but punch above your weight - and are dating some super model? I know plenty of the guys on OT cringe at even the cutest girls posted herein...

      (in for curious thread...)

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      05-17-2012 06:58 PM #2
      I'll be the first one to get flamed...

      Yup, I'm good looking. I'm currently "seeing" a former professional NFL cheerleader.

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      05-17-2012 07:00 PM #3
      In for the pen!s poll....
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      05-17-2012 07:01 PM #4
      I'm "meh". Much of my social circle is "omg hot" and the rest are probably just "meh".

      So yeah, pretty average here.
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      05-17-2012 07:19 PM #5
      I am Gods gift to women and only hang out with ugly people so I look even better.


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      05-17-2012 07:25 PM #6
      I do ok.

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      05-17-2012 07:29 PM #7
      I think I'm absolutely hideous.


      (for realzies)

    8. 05-17-2012 07:33 PM #8
      I will say I did date a busty cute cheerleader in high school for about three weeks. I assumed she was doing it on a bet, but I went along with it (c'mon!? why not!?).

      We actually still talk...now she's a fat mom of 4 (from three different guys). Glad that didn't work out. She has fallen sooooo far.

    9. 05-17-2012 07:33 PM #9
      Quote Originally Posted by strskatr05 View Post
      I'll be the first one to get flamed...

      Yup, I'm good looking. I'm currently "seeing" a former professional NFL cheerleader.

      Don't hate.
      What through binoculars?

    10. 05-17-2012 07:36 PM #10
      I am curious though, to ask ...how "hot" is your ex-cheerleader? I knew several in high school (namely friends) who were very striking. My roomie in college though was a stunt man (hah!) and he often invited over plenty of cheerleaders. They were very fit, and had excellent bone structure etc. but only a few were actually really cute. The rest were just okay. How are NFL cheerleaders? Hot or just really fit?



      ^Had a celebrity crush on this one...
      Last edited by Elbows; 05-17-2012 at 07:38 PM.

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      05-17-2012 07:41 PM #11
      Quote Originally Posted by strskatr05 View Post

      Yup, I'm good looking. I'm currently "seeing" a former professional NFL cheerleader.
      I'm dating a current one, you should dump the old chick.
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      05-17-2012 07:48 PM #12
      Hot? Nope. I'd say average+ and a 'meh' sense of style.

      My current circle, hot? Nope as well...because it's a bunch of grad student dudes, essentially. No one is particularly ugly, I guess?
      Undergrad it varied widely from smoking hot to bridge troll.
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      05-17-2012 07:51 PM #13
      Quote Originally Posted by NastyJettaNza View Post
      What through binoculars?
      No...we go out like once a week. Guess I don't consider it "dating"

      I'll post a pic when I'm not on my iPad for everyone to judge.

      Edit: Hope this works. Sorry if pics are huge. Feel free to judge away.

      Last edited by strskatr05; 05-25-2012 at 08:37 AM.
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      05-17-2012 07:58 PM #14
      i used to be hot. just a regular old fatty right now.

    15. 05-17-2012 08:18 PM #15
      Quote Originally Posted by strskatr05 View Post
      No...we go out like once a week. Guess I don't consider it "dating"

      I'll post a pic when I'm not on my iPad for everyone to judge.

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      05-17-2012 08:19 PM #16
      Quote Originally Posted by strskatr05 View Post
      I'll be the first one to get flamed...

      Yup, I'm good looking. I'm currently "seeing" a former professional NFL cheerleader.

      Don't hate.
      You profile says Buffalo. If she was a Bills cheerleader, that don't count
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    17. 05-17-2012 08:30 PM #17
      I'm a crusty old paratrooper! Goddamn right I'm hot, don't you know anything at ALL about paratroopers?

      But thank you for your interest anyway!



      and don't even ask me if that nasty leg in the background is me. Sheesh!

      And I've been fortunate to have been married to four very beautiful women. (Serially, not simultaneously. Pity, that; but there it is.)

      Don't even ask for pics of them, not happenin', not in this lifetime, anyway!

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      05-17-2012 08:35 PM #18
      Another great penis poll.

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      05-17-2012 08:39 PM #19
      I'm hot and I dislike hanging out with ugly people.

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      05-17-2012 08:45 PM #20
      The Road. I am in the middle of it.

      I have a few above average friends, but most are hanging out in the middle of the road with me.


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      05-17-2012 08:47 PM #21
      I'd say I'm the better side of average looking. My friends used to always talk about how hot my mom was. Very awkward as a fat middle school kid.

    22. 05-17-2012 09:05 PM #22
      I'm ugly as sin.

      But I get hot women.

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      05-17-2012 09:43 PM #24
      i'll put myself in the average category as far as looks. As a halfy, i do have a bit of a niche market though. We all play the cards we're dealt, and i played my hand well i think. Well enough to be dating this girl who is considerably better looking than myself.


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      05-17-2012 09:58 PM #25

      Im so fúcking hot, my white shirt glows pink

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      05-17-2012 10:36 PM #26
      Dangerkart and some other OT broad thinks I'm cute
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      05-17-2012 10:46 PM #28
      Chris Stack...

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      05-17-2012 10:56 PM #29
      lol.
      middle of the road for me, i know a lot of average chicks, as well as some that are lingerie models, exotic dancers, etc.

      Most of what I date tends to be average with the rare "That dude must have a bank roll like whoa" chicks.
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      05-17-2012 11:10 PM #30
      Nope. I'm not, and my friends are all nerds like me.

      Maybe it's a psychological thing but I've never been into model-hot women, either. Not bashing them, because, you know, they've got their thing going for them, and that's cool. As far as I'm concerned I hit the jackpot with my wife... asian + nerdy + cute + curvy = drool.
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      05-17-2012 11:13 PM #31
      I'm cool with what I've got

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      05-17-2012 11:25 PM #32
      I'm just a goofy looking Irish guy.

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      05-17-2012 11:32 PM #33
      I ain't gonna lie, I'm a good looking bastard. My wife is a babe and she has huge boobs. All of my close friends are universally regarded as attractive (including one who used to runway model).

      Even my dog is damn pretty!


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      05-17-2012 11:38 PM #34
      It's kind of ridiculous that I look as good as I do at 38 when dudes in their 20s aspire to be like me. I wasn't born into a lot of money, but I got everything else. I can't even try to be humble because it would sound like I am feeling sorry for you.

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