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Thread: Man Stranded in the desert builds motorcycle out of his broken car

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    05-22-2012 10:52 AM #1
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    05-22-2012 11:00 AM #3
    oh ****, wow.

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    05-22-2012 11:00 AM #4
    But he had tools I guess

    ..or Swiss army knife??

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    05-22-2012 11:02 AM #6
    This seems...fake.

    A guy stranded in the desert wasted the time to build a kick stand?

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    05-22-2012 11:04 AM #7
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    05-22-2012 11:08 AM #8
    oh, cool.

    No brakes.




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    05-22-2012 11:09 AM #9
    Ironman!

  10. 05-22-2012 11:09 AM #10
    It now has a much improved power to weight ratio at least.

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    05-22-2012 11:12 AM #12
    reminds me of this


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    05-22-2012 11:13 AM #13
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesarray View Post
    oh, cool.

    No brakes.


    no clothes.

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    05-22-2012 11:15 AM #14
    I clicked on this expecting to see Dr. Brandenburg and a flat six motorcycle.



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    05-22-2012 11:16 AM #15
    Quote Originally Posted by mitcompressor View Post
    no clothes.
    This story makes....................no sense.

    He did all this with a hacksaw?

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    05-22-2012 11:20 AM #16
    goofy story.

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    05-22-2012 11:20 AM #18
    Quote Originally Posted by SVTJayC View Post
    This seems...fake.

    A guy stranded in the desert wasted the time to build a kick stand?
    and mount his license plate?

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    05-22-2012 11:30 AM #20
    French needs to drink less wine...

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    05-22-2012 11:30 AM #21
    I was waiting for someone to say "needs more low"



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    05-22-2012 11:30 AM #22
    Someone call up mythbusters.
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    05-22-2012 11:38 AM #23
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  24. 05-22-2012 11:38 AM #24
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesarray View Post
    oh, cool.

    No brakes.

    It might have brakes. 2CVs have drum brakes mounted to the transmission outdrives. He had the right side drum strapped down so it can't turn and is using the left side drum as a sort of friction drive on the rear tire like on a go-ped.

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    05-22-2012 12:10 PM #25
    Quote Originally Posted by deadernie View Post
    It might have brakes. 2CVs have drum brakes mounted to the transmission outdrives. He had the right side drum strapped down so it can't turn and is using the left side drum as a sort of friction drive on the rear tire like on a go-ped.
    This has to be bull****.

    It took 12 days to make? If he had supplies/food/water for 12 days of survival, I wonder how far he could have walked towards the roadblock he left?
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    05-22-2012 12:13 PM #26
    Quote Originally Posted by mitcompressor View Post
    no clothes.


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    05-22-2012 12:17 PM #27
    French.
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  28. 05-22-2012 12:20 PM #28
    Have you guys met a 2cv owner this is completely believable with the ones I've encountered

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    05-22-2012 12:23 PM #29
    Can't fixed a broken swing arm, but can build a motorcycle.

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    05-22-2012 12:37 PM #30
    Quote Originally Posted by germantoyagain View Post
    Have you guys met a 2cv owner this is completely believable with the ones I've encountered
    Are the car parts made of paper though? You can "drill" a hole by "rolling" a piece of sheet metal then un roll it?

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    05-22-2012 12:43 PM #31
    Quote Originally Posted by RacingManiac View Post
    Are the car parts made of paper though? You can "drill" a hole by "rolling" a piece of sheet metal then un roll it?
    Fold piece of paper, cut a triangle out with a pair of scissors, now unfold it ... voila! ... hole in a sheet of paper. Now, replace the paper with sheet metal and the scissors with a pair of shears or whatever he had to cut it and the same thing happens ... hell, you could file the edge down into a hole as well using this process.

    Not defending this incomprehensible story, but that point actually stands up to reason.

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    05-22-2012 01:11 PM #32
    Quote Originally Posted by germantoyagain View Post
    Have you guys met a 2cv owner this is completely believable with the ones I've encountered
    Hey!

    Saw the pic in the OP and knew straight off it was a butchered 2CV.

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    05-22-2012 01:48 PM #33
    Quote Originally Posted by AB11 View Post
    Hey!

    Saw the pic in the OP and knew straight off it was a butchered 2CV.
    Was the clue the "2CV Magazine" down in the corner of the pic?

    I have met 2CV owners, French ones, germantoyagain's observations are correct!
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    05-22-2012 02:08 PM #34
    Who took the picture? And why does it have that stupid insta-crap quality? Did this happen in 1978?

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    05-22-2012 02:26 PM #35
    Quote Originally Posted by seadoo2006 View Post
    Fold piece of paper, cut a triangle out with a pair of scissors, now unfold it ... voila! ... hole in a sheet of paper. Now, replace the paper with sheet metal and the scissors with a pair of shears or whatever he had to cut it and the same thing happens ... hell, you could file the edge down into a hole as well using this process.

    Not defending this incomprehensible story, but that point actually stands up to reason.
    Any piece of sheet metal thats easy enough to do that is not strong enough to hold things together....

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