Ha, The picture of Al Bundy made me think of Jay Pritchett. Manny and Jay's dialogue has it's moments of greatness.
My legend dates back to the 12th Century you see. My legend is quite old. The 12th Century was a long time ago. It was summer and so cold from the snow because it was actually winter or maybe it was Monday. It could have been a Thursday or possibly a Saturday or was it Tuesday though it could have been Wednesday or a Monday.