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    U 'mirin Holland's detectives?

    05-25-2012 06:05 PM #1
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    05-25-2012 06:20 PM #2
    Holland here I come!!!
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    05-25-2012 06:23 PM #3
    Probably just a CSI: Eindhoven shoot
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    05-25-2012 06:23 PM #4
    Quote Originally Posted by gnavs View Post
    Probably just a CSI: Eindhoven shoot
    not even once
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    05-25-2012 07:01 PM #5
    This reminds me why I want to learn Dutch and move to the Netherlands to live with my people.
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    05-25-2012 07:14 PM #6
    god damn
    stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables
    permanent vacation
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    05-25-2012 07:57 PM #7
    Thinking of new uses for Hollandaise...

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    05-25-2012 08:03 PM #8
    They may be pretty, but just like all the dutch, they´re probably weird...

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    05-25-2012 09:58 PM #9
    Quote Originally Posted by SeatIbiza1.8T View Post
    They may be pretty, but just like all the dutch, they´re probably weird...

    Never know, that might actually be a man.
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    05-25-2012 10:04 PM #10
    WTF!!! Damn I'd kill a guy just to get her hands on me.
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    05-25-2012 10:05 PM #11
    Nice Canadian tuxedo on the broad on the right.
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    05-25-2012 10:10 PM #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Aonarch View Post
    WTF!!! Damn I'd kill a guy just to get her hands on me.
    No joke ... I know where I'm going to commit my neck crime spree.
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    05-25-2012 11:25 PM #13
    Quote Originally Posted by turbinepowered View Post
    Never know, that might actually be a man.
    Hot enough that it wouldn't matter
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    05-26-2012 12:29 AM #14
    Quote Originally Posted by gnavs View Post
    Probably just a CSI: Eindhoven shoot
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    05-26-2012 03:17 AM #15
    WTF is she wearing that holster?
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    05-26-2012 07:24 AM #16
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    05-26-2012 09:16 AM #17
    I had Dutch police come to my house twice already (disrespecting my family ) but I still haven't met one like this. Maybe next time
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    05-26-2012 02:25 PM #18
    Quote Originally Posted by Lsos2 View Post
    I had Dutch police come to my house twice already (disrespecting my family ) but I still haven't met one like this. Maybe next time
    Tell Sharon Den Adel I said hello.
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    05-26-2012 02:42 PM #19
    I would put my clogs all over her windmill.
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    05-26-2012 02:47 PM #20
    Quote Originally Posted by backinthegame View Post
    I would put my clogs all over her windmill.
    Would you plug her dike?
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    05-26-2012 02:47 PM #21
    That's not a crime scene; that's a Viv Thomas set
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    05-26-2012 07:39 PM #22
    Quote Originally Posted by Lsos2 View Post
    I had Dutch police come to my house twice already (disrespecting my family ) but I still haven't met one like this. Maybe next time
    the tape says haaglanden... she's in my area bitch
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    05-26-2012 07:53 PM #23
    Do hot chicks really wear cowboy boots and stretch pants in Holland or is this a cop thing?
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    05-26-2012 08:57 PM #24
    Quote Originally Posted by Der Schaltwerks View Post
    Do hot chicks really wear cowboy boots and stretch pants in Holland or is this a cop thing?
    I still am in shock that is a real cop...
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    05-26-2012 09:03 PM #25
    Quote Originally Posted by Aonarch View Post
    I still am in shock that is a real cop...

    She is welcome to search my cavity anytime.
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    05-27-2012 06:37 AM #26
    Quote Originally Posted by DUTCHMANia View Post
    the tape says haaglanden... she's in my area bitch
    Looks like I need to move again
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    05-27-2012 07:14 AM #27
    Quote Originally Posted by kar_nut View Post
    Would you plug her dike?
    Is that the "forever alone" standing behind her?
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    05-27-2012 05:18 PM #28
    Her face is kind of manly, but i dont mind the European chiks with the strong jaw line
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    05-29-2012 05:34 AM #29
    Quote Originally Posted by thisisdog View Post
    Her face is kind of manly, but i dont mind the European chiks with the strong jaw line
    It's strange how sex hormones work. The same ones responsible for a pronounced, wide jaw and a broad upper nose are also bound to produce way-above average sexual desire. At least in my statistics.

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    05-30-2012 05:44 PM #30
    Een lekke stukke!

    Ik heb een vakantie naar Nederland terug!

    I beleive I need to add "nodig" to imply "need", but I cant remember how to in context.
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    05-30-2012 05:50 PM #31
    Quote Originally Posted by rsj0714 View Post
    Holland here I come!!!
    Too late for me
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    05-31-2012 01:34 AM #32
    dem teddies hnnnggggg


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    05-31-2012 01:56 AM #33
    proof its real and not actors

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    05-31-2012 02:43 AM #34
    Quote Originally Posted by thisisdog View Post
    proof its real and not actors
    Was that Captain Morgan standing on that guys head?
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    05-31-2012 12:14 PM #35
    Quote Originally Posted by 4-Dr-W-a-T View Post
    Een lekke stukke!

    Ik heb een vakantie naar Nederland terug!

    I beleive I need to add "nodig" to imply "need", but I cant remember how to in context.
    replace the terug for nodig. the terug doesn't make sense. en stukke is stuk, but rather replace that with ding, no-one has said lekker stuk since the 70's
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