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    05-27-2012 01:23 AM #1


    and now, I shall have to drink beer in order to get Andy's divine guidance for sticker placement (don't want to accidentaly the whole thing)
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    05-27-2012 03:00 AM #2
    ???? ???


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    05-27-2012 03:01 AM #3
    nice!

    I know the Andy you speak of
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    05-27-2012 03:32 AM #4
    I asked Andy for stickers once. Once.
    Buy your little enthusiast a Ferrari bike from me.
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    05-27-2012 03:50 AM #5
    If I only know Andy from the OT, do I have to live vicarious through all y'all?
    Or can I rock these fancy decals as well?

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    05-27-2012 10:28 AM #6
    Quote Originally Posted by patrikman View Post
    I asked Andy for stickers once. Once.
    Yeah same here, but the blessings of Andy never smiled upon my mailbox

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    05-27-2012 10:42 AM #7
    You need to be jumped in.
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    Dear Pakistan: Just so you know, this is why we didn't really give a **** about molesting your sovereignty like Pedo Bear baby sitting Dora the Explorer when we found out Osama was chillin' at your place.

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    I only dream of such benificence....
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    05-27-2012 11:37 AM #9
    I would say that this is blasphemous to the almighty spaghetti monster but somehow I imagine that Andy knows him and they cool.
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    05-27-2012 04:19 PM #10
    I wish there was a thread where all the secrets of OT were laid out so I would not have to wonder about so much. I have so many questions but don't even know where to start looking for answers. There should be an OT wiki.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModestGirl View Post
    I wish there was a thread where all the secrets of OT were laid out so I would not have to wonder about so much. I have so many questions but don't even know where to start looking for answers. There should be an OT wiki.
    Andy = Metallitubby, our official deity

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    05-27-2012 04:26 PM #12
    Look at the OP's sig. Andytheism is a religion based on the teachings and deification of Metallitubby, aka Andy Loscavio, a KTM riding mechanic in the Atlanta area
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    05-28-2012 02:46 AM #13
    Quote Originally Posted by TheGreenspanator View Post
    Andy = Metallitubby, our official deity

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    Whoa, Whoa. Speak not for the entire of your people, Madam.
    Free "The GOD DAMN RANT Thread"!

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    05-28-2012 04:32 AM #14
    Quote Originally Posted by TheGreenspanator View Post
    Andy = Metallitubby, our official deity

    Sent from my shoe phone
    Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
    Whoa, Whoa. Speak not for the entire of your people, Madam.

    Andy may be a deity, but he is just that......a deity. I myself have made wine (and beer) from water. Surely that is worth something to those of you south of the mason dixon line.
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    05-28-2012 08:20 AM #15
    I sat next to him once.....once.
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    05-28-2012 03:51 PM #16
    omg, it's like he heard my prayers!!!



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    05-28-2012 03:56 PM #17
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  18. 05-28-2012 03:57 PM #18
    You guys should push a big Andy 2012 campaign like Kony 2012...just don't tell anyone who he is, just show up and picket, make some posters, etc.
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    05-28-2012 03:59 PM #19
    I've seen Andy in person.

    He's bigger on the internets.
    shut your mouth. sh sh shut your mouth.

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    05-28-2012 04:14 PM #20
    One day you'll be able to say you were among the first to convert to this all knowing religion.
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    05-28-2012 08:29 PM #21
    Quote Originally Posted by DustinM View Post
    One day you'll be able to say you were among the first to convert to this all knowing religion.
    I was second (right after the deity himself). I am the 1th Apathstole
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    05-28-2012 08:33 PM #22
    This whole Metallitubby as a deity thing is full on retarded.

    Nice stickers though.

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    05-28-2012 08:38 PM #23
    Quote Originally Posted by TheGreenspanator View Post
    omg, it's like he heard my prayers!!!
    Andy loves all his followers
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    05-28-2012 08:40 PM #24
    Quote Originally Posted by Der Schaltwerks View Post
    This whole Metallitubby as a deity thing is full on retarded.

    Nice stickers though.
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    Personally, I think all religions are wacked, except maybe Andytheism
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    05-28-2012 10:40 PM #25
    Any religion that involves stickers is one I can get behind.

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    05-29-2012 07:29 AM #26
    Quote Originally Posted by patrikman View Post
    Andy may be a deity, but he is just that......a deity. I myself have made wine (and beer) from water. Surely that is worth something to those of you south of the mason dixon line.
    Here south of the Mason Dixon line we call those people hillbillies.

    ...Or hipsters.
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    05-29-2012 09:22 AM #27
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    because racebike

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    Personally, I think all religions are wacked, except maybe Andytheism
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    06-03-2012 05:05 PM #29
    Quote Originally Posted by patrikman View Post
    I asked Andy for stickers once. Once.
    I sent you stickers. Once.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ModestGirl View Post
    Any religion that involves stickers is one I can get behind.
    You could have received a few @ SoWo had you found me. (and I wasn't hard to miss in orange boots w/ all my motorcycle gear on)
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    06-03-2012 09:02 PM #31
    Quote Originally Posted by GRNWNV View Post
    If I only know Andy from the OT, do I have to live vicarious through all y'all?
    I, personally, choose to live vicariously through Tool. I guess my Tool liking ways make me an Andy-Athiest.

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    06-03-2012 09:13 PM #32
    Quote Originally Posted by backinthegame View Post
    Here south of the Mason Dixon line we call those people hillbillies.

    ...Or hipsters.
    I am a healer and you are a nonbeliever.

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    I sent you stickers. Once.
    tracking number?
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    06-03-2012 10:07 PM #33
    Quote Originally Posted by Metallitubby View Post
    You could have received a few @ SoWo had you found me. (and I wasn't hard to miss in orange boots w/ all my motorcycle gear on)
    Ahhh well. Maybe next time.

    I don't think I would have thought to approach a stranger with orange boots and riding gear. I can barely approach strangers with flip-flops and regular pants.

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    06-04-2012 08:10 AM #34
    Quote Originally Posted by patrikman View Post
    tracking number?
    USPS first class brah! No tracking required
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    06-04-2012 08:16 AM #35
    Quote Originally Posted by patrikman View Post
    tracking number?
    WTF is this? He's ANDY. He could kill Chuck Norris with his taint.

    Andy's tracking number is always 1
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