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    05-29-2012 04:56 PM #1
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    Mother of god

    They offered him 5m (100m) to do ONE more season in 1998 (that kind of money in 1998!!!) and he turned it down for quality of life issues. Not sure if to give or

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    05-29-2012 05:04 PM #3
    He probably said to himself "Jerry, what is $100M more going to buy you that you cant already afford?" And himself responded "Nada."
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    05-29-2012 05:07 PM #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Chris Stack View Post
    He probably said to himself "Jerry, what is $100M more going to buy you that you cant already afford?" And himself responded "Nada."
    If that was the case, why does Julia Louis-Dreyfus even act? She is worth over 3 billion and was worth over 2 billion when she signed on to Seinfeld

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    05-29-2012 05:11 PM #5
    Quote Originally Posted by InternetMeme View Post
    If that was the case, why does Julia Louis-Dreyfus even act? She is worth over 3 billion and was worth over 2 billion when she signed on to Seinfeld
    Cause she likes it?

    WHy did seinfeld go back and try stand-up again?
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    05-29-2012 05:12 PM #6
    Should be in the First World Problems thread. I feel Jerry's pain.
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    05-29-2012 05:13 PM #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Tornado2dr View Post
    Cause she likes it?

    WHy did seinfeld go back and try stand-up again?
    Key word is Try

    I think you misread my post. I wasn't saying they shouldn't act because of their wealth, was just running with the joke in his post. Internet is serious business.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GTiTOM View Post

    Even more surprising in that link: the Birdman from cash money records is worth $100M
    That's a shame.
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    05-29-2012 05:58 PM #10
    Quote Originally Posted by GTiTOM View Post
    Even more surprising in that link: the Birdman from cash money records is worth $100M
    He's actually worth a hair under 150m now. Still

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    05-29-2012 06:13 PM #11
    Quote Originally Posted by InternetMeme View Post
    He's actually worth a hair under 150m now. Still
    He's a producer that has signed a lot of successful acts. Capitalism FTW.
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    05-29-2012 09:41 PM #12
    I think that's more to do with the fact that he and Larry David were sick and tired of doing the show, plus the latter was already working on "Curb Your Enthusiasm".
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    Quote Originally Posted by InternetMeme View Post
    He's actually worth a hair under 150m now. Still
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    05-29-2012 11:13 PM #14
    They were like, "Jerry, we'll offer you 100m for 1 season's worth of work..."

    His response "Mehh..."

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    05-29-2012 11:20 PM #15
    Not to be a dick but...so what?

    Seems like a personal choice he made regarding his personal life. I think it's great that he clearly doesn't want more because he doesn't need more. A lot of people should be taking notes from him.
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    05-29-2012 11:30 PM #16
    Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
    Not to be a dick but...so what?

    Seems like a personal choice he made regarding his personal life. I think it's great that he clearly doesn't want more because he doesn't need more. A lot of people should be taking notes from him.
    Send me a check for $200 Mil and I'll quit too , while I respect his choice let's not make this bigger than he is. He's not mother theresa

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ubel GLI View Post
    Send me a check for $200 Mil and I'll quit too , while I respect his choice let's not make this bigger than he is. He's not mother theresa
    Well I certainly wasn't trying to turn the man into a saint. All I'm saying is he doesn't really subscribe to the normal greedy Hollywood/TV star formula of take take take take take. Too many of my favorite TV/Movie stars have done too much utter crap just for a paycheck. I just like that Seinfeld (the show) had a life which ended, and we don't have to sit through tired regurgitated attempts at re-living that life.
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    05-30-2012 09:08 AM #18
    Didn't need it. Didn't care.
    Most people are surprised that a person can do this because we have no idea of how comfortable a guy like Seinfeld can live without ever having to work another day in his life.

    to him.

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    05-30-2012 09:43 AM #19
    Warren Littlefield was interviewed by Howard Stern 2 weeks ago and spoke about the subject.

    Jerry was offered $5M per episode ($110M/yr), the most of anyone at the time.
    When he turned it down, he told Warren something to the effect of, "you have a wife and kids and a life, I've got none of that, all I have is the show and if I don't go out and get a real life now, I'll be miserable forever!" According to Littlefield, Jerry put everything he had into that show (12-16 hr days were normal) for the entire lifespan.

    BTW - Seinfeld in syndication still makes over $50M a year!

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    05-30-2012 09:54 AM #20
    Quote Originally Posted by Fritz27 View Post
    He's a producer that has signed a lot of successful acts. Capitalism FTW.

    AKA the hip-hop pyramid scheme

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    Quote Originally Posted by chris@revotechnik View Post
    AKA the hip-hop pyramid scheme
    Uh, not really.

    Would you consider it a pyramid scheme if one car dealership made a lot of money because it sold more cars than most other dealerships? Is it a pyramid scheme if someone hires a really talented salesman that is good at selling XYZ widget?
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    05-30-2012 11:41 AM #22
    Quote Originally Posted by Fritz27 View Post
    Uh, not really.

    Would you consider it a pyramid scheme if one car dealership made a lot of money because it sold more cars than most other dealerships? Is it a pyramid scheme if someone hires a really talented salesman that is good at selling XYZ widget?

    Don't get what a pyramid scheme is do you?

    Most rappers make little to no money off their actual music.

    They make money later getting a label that is working under a label that is working under a label that is working under a label. They then use their label to sign acts to then create label to work for this label who then create more labels.

    Hence a pyramid...

    Not saying he is not successful as a producer at all, but producer doesn't have to mean they did anything but sign you and sit in the corner collecting a percent of your sales.



    not to mention the term I used isn't my own and is well known joke as this is extremely common in that area of the music industry.

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    05-30-2012 01:27 PM #23
    Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
    All I'm saying is he doesn't really subscribe to the normal greedy Hollywood/TV star formula of take take take take take. Too many of my favorite TV/Movie stars have done too much utter crap just for a paycheck. I just like that Seinfeld (the show) had a life which ended, and we don't have to sit through tired regurgitated attempts at re-living that life.
    Yeah, I don't believe this at all. With the money Seinfeld has, or is at least rumored to have, he's just as guilty of being greedy as anyone else. You're confusing the idea that Seinfeld likely felt that he has amassed what he feels is enough money to never have to work again with someone who isn't greedy. You think Seinfeld would have faded into the background if he only had a couple of million to his name? I highly doubt that! When you're rumored to be worth a few hundred million dollars, an additional hundred million isn't going to really help you acheive anything for yourself that you couldn't already do. And if you manage it correctly, you should be able to live an extremely comfortable life for the rest of your existence---as should your kids!

    Seinfeld has gotten to the point where he doesn't need to do anything that he doesn't want to do and he doesn't need to do anything. I could only guess that any current or future project he involves himself in is done strictly out of love or passion for the project.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 6cylVWguy View Post
    Yeah, I don't believe this at all. With the money Seinfeld has, or is at least rumored to have, he's just as guilty of being greedy as anyone else. You're confusing the idea that Seinfeld likely felt that he has amassed what he feels is enough money to never have to work again with someone who isn't greedy.
    I'm not confusing anything. The man loves comedy. Having an insanely successful show that to this day still makes me and millions of people laugh doesn't strike me as greedy. It strikes me as successful. Explain to me how thinking "I have enough and don't need any more" isn't the opposite of greed.

    Seinfeld has gotten to the point where he doesn't need to do anything that he doesn't want to do and he doesn't need to do anything. I could only guess that any current or future project he involves himself in is done strictly out of love or passion for the project.
    That's uh...exactly the point I'm trying to make. He's not doing things because he wants more. He has enough and good for him. He earned it by making people laugh.
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    05-30-2012 01:38 PM #25
    Quote Originally Posted by InternetMeme View Post
    If that was the case, why does Julia Louis-Dreyfus even act? She is worth over 3 billion and was worth over 2 billion when she signed on to Seinfeld
    whoa!

    from doing what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ValveCoverGasket View Post
    whoa!

    from doing what?
    Her father owns an Energy Corporation in Europe.

    http://www.celebritynetworth.com/ric...fus-net-worth/

    She's basically an heiress. And I want to bone her. Even now that she's old.
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    05-30-2012 01:41 PM #27
    Quote Originally Posted by ValveCoverGasket View Post
    whoa!

    from doing what?
    Billionaire dad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
    Her father owns an Energy Corporation in Europe.

    http://www.celebritynetworth.com/ric...fus-net-worth/

    She's basically an heiress. And I want to bone her. Even now that she's old.
    wow! awesome

    i actually think she looks better (on tv) now than she did on seinfeld... i hate 90s hairdos

    and i suppose acting would be a good career choice for someone whos already "set"... you dont need the work

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tornado2dr View Post
    Cause she likes it?

    WHy did seinfeld go back and try stand-up again?
    good question, I liked his show so I went to see him do stand up. The opening act was funny, I slept through his act...Talk about unfunny
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    I think it was a mistake. Seinfeld, the show, is the only thing he'll ever be known for (unless you count his atrocious stand-up) and it was better in its later stages, unlike most shows that peak early. The final episode, though, was awful. He was still young enough to have plenty of time for living and he could have changed the show's format to not have as many yearly episodes if he wanted more free time.

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    05-31-2012 08:43 AM #31
    Quote Originally Posted by O_G View Post
    He was still young enough to have plenty of time for living and he could have changed the show's format to not have as many yearly episodes if he wanted more free time.
    He was 44, single with no kids, had $250M+ in the bank, and was working ~16 hour days doing the show. He had enough and walked away...most of us would have done the same thing.
    He did what made himself happy...

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    05-31-2012 09:08 AM #32
    Quote Originally Posted by Justin View Post
    good question, I liked his show so I went to see him do stand up. The opening act was funny, I slept through his act...Talk about unfunny
    I find his stand-up to be quite funny, but it did not evolve...especially as maybe it could have if he didn't spend a decade on a TV show.

    Seinfeld's stand up isn't appealing to a post 2000 audience...he isn't that raunchy, doesn't curse a lot, and doesn't have a lot of shock-value to his delivery.

    Look at all the big names right now...they are all of those things.

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