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    I'm getting married today...

    06-02-2012 11:48 AM #1
    I'm having a surprise wedding today. Show me awesome wedding cars to drive away in.
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    06-02-2012 11:49 AM #2
    There goes your life. My condolences.
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    06-02-2012 11:50 AM #3
    Surprise wedding you say... Good to see your great at making great life decisions.
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    06-02-2012 11:51 AM #4
    Quote Originally Posted by moneytrap View Post
    I'm having a surprise wedding today. Show me awesome wedding cars to drive away in.
    More like surprise buttsecks.
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    06-02-2012 11:51 AM #5
    Is she knocked up?
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    06-02-2012 11:52 AM #6
    WTF is a surprise wedding?
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    06-02-2012 11:54 AM #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Adam144 View Post
    WTF is a surprise wedding?
    She's knocked up
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    06-02-2012 11:54 AM #8
    Any surprise wedding sounds like a shotgun wedding to me
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    06-02-2012 11:55 AM #9
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    No. Smell has a very strong connection in the brain with feelings... or if you're walking past A&F you might think of that chick you fingerblasted when you were 15.
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    06-02-2012 11:58 AM #10
    Quote Originally Posted by moneytrap View Post
    I'm having a surprise wedding today. Show me awesome wedding cars to drive away in.
    This + your user name = lulz
    Have a on me...
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    06-02-2012 12:01 PM #11
    Quote Originally Posted by subgraphic View Post
    This + your user name = lulz
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    06-02-2012 12:05 PM #12
    start hiding money
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    06-02-2012 12:09 PM #13
    Dam that sucks... lol j/k (maybe)




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    06-02-2012 12:10 PM #15
    Surprise wedding? Don't these things take tons of money and planning?
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    06-02-2012 12:16 PM #16
    Thanks guys. I knew I could count on you guys responding in your own special way.

    Surprise wedding = The guest don't know the event they are attending is a wedding until they arrive.

    And my soon to be wife is very suportive of my interest in cars, successful and makes more money then I could hope to ever earn. I'm cool with that.

    Ok, please resume your taunts.
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    Lol
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    06-02-2012 12:23 PM #18
    Quote Originally Posted by moneytrap View Post
    Thanks guys. I knew I could count on you guys responding in your own special way.

    Surprise wedding = The guest don't know the event they are attending is a wedding until they arrive.

    And my soon to be wife is very suportive of my interest in cars, successful and makes more money then I could hope to ever earn. I'm cool with that.

    Ok, please resume your taunts.
    I would be mad if you had me come somewhere and it turned out to be your wedding. I would kick you in the nards. Guests need time and preparation to get ready to sit through your tacky wedding that will 90% end up in a divorce Kind of a Dick move man
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    06-02-2012 12:25 PM #19
    Quote Originally Posted by kevin FaKiN spLits View Post
    I would be mad if you had me come somewhere and it turned out to be your wedding. I would kick you in the nards. Guests need time and preparation to get ready to sit through your tacky wedding that will 90% end up in a divorce Kind of a Dick move man
    Speaking of dick moves...
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    06-02-2012 12:36 PM #20
    Quote Originally Posted by kevin FaKiN spLits View Post
    I would be mad if you had me come somewhere and it turned out to be your wedding. I would kick you in the nards. Guests need time and preparation to get ready to sit through your tacky wedding that will 90% end up in a divorce Kind of a Dick move man
    I'm sorry you don't have friends like I and many other people do. My friends are very supportive of my decisions and the one's that I've told are very excited about the idea. I hope you make new friends that can support and love you. People like that are wonderful to have around. Start looking soon.
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    06-02-2012 12:40 PM #21
    Quote Originally Posted by moneytrap View Post
    I'm sorry you don't have friends like I and many other people do. My friends are very supportive of my decisions and the one's that I've told are very excited about the idea. I hope you make new friends that can support and love you. People like that are wonderful to have around. Start looking soon.
    That was all sarcasm man Are you asking us to show you potential cars your interested in driving away in? Or just starting a conversation piece? Not gonna lie, I did think this was a troll thread
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    06-02-2012 12:40 PM #22
    Quote Originally Posted by moneytrap View Post
    Thanks guys. I knew I could count on you guys responding in your own special way.

    Surprise wedding = The guest don't know the event they are attending is a wedding until they arrive.

    And my soon to be wife is very suportive of my interest in cars, successful and makes more money then I could hope to ever earn. I'm cool with that.

    Ok, please resume your taunts.
    Hey Zuck - you pulled this stunt a couple of weeks ago. You won't get us this time.

    As for the more money thing - yeah she's a doc and your stock in FB is dropping like a lead balloon. Good thing you married up.
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    06-02-2012 12:40 PM #23
    Quote Originally Posted by moneytrap View Post
    Surprise wedding = The guest don't know the event they are attending is a wedding until they arrive.
    So you have lied to all your friends and family?
    Sounds like a great idea...
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    06-02-2012 12:42 PM #24
    Quote Originally Posted by robr2 View Post
    Hey Zuck - you pulled this stunt a couple of weeks ago. You won't get us this time.

    As for the more money thing - yeah she's a doc and your stock in FB is dropping like a lead balloon. Good thing you married up.
    Exactly why I thought this was a troll thread..

    Lol at the second part
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    06-02-2012 12:43 PM #25
    Quote Originally Posted by Air-over-water View Post
    So you have lied to all your friends and family?
    Sounds like a great idea...
    Yep. I would be mad, but my comment was mostly sarcasm
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    06-02-2012 12:45 PM #26
    Quote Originally Posted by moneytrap View Post
    I'm sorry you don't have friends like I and many other people do. My friends are very supportive of my decisions and the one's that I've told are very excited about the idea.
    Not much of a surprise as originally thought, then.

    If i ever get invited somewhere and it turns out to be a "surprise wedding" i'm leaving. Don't care if it's my best friend. NO SURPRISE WEDDINGS SOME OF US HAVE SOCIAL FEARS AND NEED PREPARATION TO ATTEND SUCH VILE EVENTS
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    06-02-2012 12:45 PM #27
    Quote Originally Posted by kevin FaKiN spLits View Post
    Yep. I would be mad, but my comment was mostly sarcasm
    The idea that he thinks starting a marriage with a big lie is a good thing is rather troubling...

    Anyone want to place some bets on how long this spectacle of a marriage lasts?
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    06-02-2012 12:47 PM #28
    Quote Originally Posted by Air-over-water View Post
    The idea that he thinks starting a marriage with a big lie is a good thing is rather troubling...

    Anyone want to place some bets on how long this spectacle of a marriage lasts?
    18 months and it will be a messy end; cheating.
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    06-02-2012 12:52 PM #29
    Quote Originally Posted by GiacGtiAgain View Post
    Not much of a surprise as originally thought, then.

    If i ever get invited somewhere and it turns out to be a "surprise wedding" i'm leaving. Don't care if it's my best friend. NO SURPRISE WEDDINGS SOME OF US HAVE SOCIAL FEARS AND NEED PREPARATION TO ATTEND SUCH VILE EVENTS
    This is the main reason that If I'm invited to a wedding and there is no alcohol I claim some sort of religious excuse for not going.

    Then I guess your friends and family are gonna figure something is going on when you show up to the door dress up in a rental Tux and she is in a wedding dress or that the local priest (religious or govenrment representative) is hagging out at your place.
    Why yes; that she tropper has sideburns...
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    06-02-2012 12:57 PM #30
    Quote Originally Posted by Old Windy View Post
    This is the main reason that If I'm invited to a wedding and there is no alcohol I claim some sort of religious excuse for not going.
    a wedding without booze would be basically impossible to attend.
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    06-02-2012 12:57 PM #31
    I would think a surprise wedding is great fun.
    It relieves everyone of dressing up and buying ****- its just like a great party!

    Good luck!
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    06-02-2012 12:59 PM #32
    You're getting married today and still deciding on the getaway car? Better hurry.
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    06-02-2012 12:59 PM #33
    Quote Originally Posted by subgraphic View Post
    I would think a surprise wedding is great fun.
    It relieves everyone of dressing up and buying ****- its just like a great party!

    Good luck!
    classic SoCal thinking. how about surprise funerals?

    hey everyone, come over for lunch tomorrow.

    yea just kidding, bill's dead. have a seat.
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    06-02-2012 01:10 PM #34
    Quote Originally Posted by moneytrap View Post
    I'm having a surprise wedding today.
    As in... SHE doesn't know about it?

    Good luck with that

    EDIT: Just saw that it's the guests being surprised. Kind of figured that anyway.

    No suggestions as to what to drive away in, but my instinct would be a 1970s era land yacht like this:

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    06-02-2012 01:20 PM #35
    Quote Originally Posted by GiacGtiAgain View Post
    classic SoCal thinking. how about surprise funerals?

    hey everyone, come over for lunch tomorrow.

    yea just kidding, bill's dead. have a seat.
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