Lohan totals new 991 on the PCH

[Waarp]

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/lindsay-lo...202507172.html

[JMTombstone]

repost, though the other thread did get locked.

http://forums.vwvortex.com/showthrea...an-wrecked-991...

[AHFlynn]

less keep the party going

i vote shes still hot.





plus low self esteem means ive got a shot.

[roadtripper]

ooh goody! again! again!

she has had her moments. something about freckles and skin as white as mine . . . been pretty busted awhile now, but boy, not bad for a complete trainwreck.

i am not in the market myself, but if you have the means (a rental car and an 8 ball should do), i highly recommend it.

[Oh Hello!]

[IMG]http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u84/*****s34s/lindsay-lohan-.jpg[/IMG]

[Activ8]

less keep the party going

i vote shes still hot.



plus low self esteem means ive got a shot.

bad taste indeed - she's got spots all over (freckles make anyone look diseased); a top-heavy "2-parallel-lines" figure (non-hour glass - read Kim Kardashian), and a non-oval belly button.

All yours

[thisisdog]

less keep the party going

i vote shes still hot.

she used to be smashable

meth sluts aint my thang tho brah

[roadtripper]

several outlets have multiple unedited shots, but they are none the more titillating. the fact that she's working again - and playing liz taylor with first billing - is somewhat impressive. baring her breasts and providing plenty of press photos is a very canny move.

[AHFlynn]

bad taste indeed - she's got spots all over (freckles make anyone look diseased); a top-heavy "2-parallel-lines" figure (non-hour glass - read Kim Kardashian), and a non-oval belly button.

All yours

wait are you serious? non-oval belly button?

look, its lindsay lohan. you can have your reasons so long as long as its none of the ones that youve mentioned.

[roadtripper]

hey man, no joke. lots of girls are getting plastic surgery now to change their roundies to ovals. huge new growth segment in "the industry."

ain't the power of the internet and strangers passing judgement grand??

[AHFlynn]

hey man, no joke. lots of girls are getting plastic surgery now to change their roundies to ovals. huge new growth segment in "the industry."

ain't the power of the internet and strangers passing judgement grand??

oh yeah.

id take real girls over "perfect" ones any day. certainly take a girl that gets ****ed up and spent some time in jail to a girl thats insecure about the roundness of her belly button.

but hey, thats just me. i suppose there is a reason plastic surgery is a multibillion dollar industry.

[kenny301]

She was much better looking when she had a few extra lbs on her such as in herbie and before.



Now she looks used up. Still attractive, but used up.

[under the radar]

i hope the truck driver was ok.

[smoove7410]

She rented it from Platinum Motorsports.....she's a waste.

[Woodski]

mean girls lohan > all.

[Old Windy]

Is she still considered a red head? Now if you were the manager leasing the car to her; would you do it hoping she would not crash it or hoping that she would crash it for the free promotions?

[corrago]

Poor girl, abused by Hollywood and the sick powers that roll there, and all anyone wants to talk about is whether they'd have sex with her or not because of how she looks.

[Qnsboro]

i hope the truck driver was ok.

I hope so too. Of course they fail to mention this in the article since he's not a celebrity .

Poor girl, abused by Hollywood and the sick powers that roll there, and all anyone wants to talk about is whether they'd have sex with her or not because of how she looks.

Because America.

[Mr Roo]

you can keep that crackhead freckled wacho. I will take that motor, tranny, wiring harness, and seats out of that wreck.

[corrago]

you can keep that crackhead freckled wacho. I will take that motor, tranny, wiring harness, and seats out of that wreck.

There we go! Car lounge gold

[AHFlynn]

Poor girl, abused by Hollywood and the sick powers that roll there, and all anyone wants to talk about is whether they'd have sex with her or not because of how she looks.

idk how people deal with it. id have a seriously hard time not mass murdering the paparazzi once i got tired of just ****ing with them all the time.

[McBanagon]

Now if you were the manager leasing the car to her; would you do it hoping she would not crash it or hoping that she would crash it for the free promotions?

I would put a plate frame on it that said, "How's my driving? Call 1 800 Platinum Motorsports" and be happy either way.

[The Kilted Yaksman]

Meth, not crack.

[gonzo08452]

I think her panties laded somewhere in Santa Monica....

[kraut_pauer79]

idk how people deal with it. id have a seriously hard time not mass murdering the paparazzi once i got tired of just ****ing with them all the time.

She should start by doing her parents Night Stalker-style. They are a big part of why she has turned out the way she has. Total pieces of sh:t.

[qjetta2004]

Who cares....

Another Hollyweird monstrosity.

[roadtripper]

yeah - i don't know how you blame hollywood for using up a weak young girl. that's like blaming the bathtub for making the gin. that's what it's there for.

her family, her neighborhood, her school, pedophiles, these are the engines of our demise. if only we could teach people to value noble and victimless aspirations.

i guess now that i included pedophiles, yeah, you can, go ahead: blame hollywood. but still, it's made to order.

[mookieblaylock]

i bet she would be a blast to party with, just don't let her drive or bring the creepy girl/boy friend thing

[McBanagon]

Update:

Lindsay Lohan is now telling friends the breaks on her rented Porsche DIDN'T WORK and that's why she slammed into the back of an 18-wheeler ... TMZ has learned.

As TMZ first reported, in the moments following the accident, Lindsay claimed the semi-truck cut her off ... and that is what caused the accident. The driver of the truck told TMZ that was not the case and has witnesses to back up his tale.

According to our sources, Lindsay is sticking with the "truck cut me off!!!" story, but with a twist ... she claims she slammed on the brakes ... but nothing. And get this ... somehow Lindsay says she was told the brakes on the rental were replaced two days before the crash.

Lindsay is telling people she feels lucky to be alive, having only suffered cuts and bruises ... no serious injuries.

Considering her driving history, one of these days ... well, let's just say she needs a driver.
http://www.tmz.com/2012/06/10/lindsa...-crash-brakes/

I can't believe I just used TMZ as a credible source. a) because it's TMZ, and b) they spelled brakes "brakes."

"Brakes failed" is about a likely as "OMG BLACK ICE!!" or "OMG HYDROPLANED!!!"

[Time for a GTI]

Meth, not crack.

Crack was ruining teeth before meth made it cool.

[qjetta2004]

I have a suggestion....she should just kill herself already and stop putting OTHER people around her in danger.


....just another selfish, self-absorbed, useless eater...

[GtIVR6-RJ]

god damn this girls a train wreck... I agree with whoever said it above

mean girls lohan > all

[wESTsAEED]

sucks for her! dumb beezy....

[LG6R]

First the truck cut her off, then the brakes failed, and tomorrow her story will be that a posse of ninja possums darted out of the bushes and she swerved to avoid them.

Or she could take responsibility for the accident but that would be the most unlikely scenario.

[roadtripper]

there was also a report that the truckdriver says her staff tried to give him hush money while they stashed a bunch of stuff in a bag from the 911. i guess it wasn't enough!