Oh they exist all right. My wife and I feel there are 3 types of babies...
1) cute "gerber" babies
2) Little Old Man babies (babies that look like little old men, but are still cute)
3) Ugly babies.
A friend of ours (that we see all the time) had a an ugly baby, and my God, it was awkward. The good news is that he grew out of it, but sweet jeebus he was rough for about a good year and a half.