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    Thread: Man loses- then finds dog one year later.

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      07-13-2012 08:23 PM #71
      Quote Originally Posted by bmann View Post
      Unlike most parts of the world, in America we have taken the time and careful consideration to define many levels of fatness and our definition of "seriously, you're a fatty" probably describes something the likes of which you people have never seen. You call that fat? Hardly. She is only at "moderately doughy" level, which in most states is still considered "doable".
      In America, eh? I'm an American and she's fat.

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      07-13-2012 08:31 PM #72
      Quote Originally Posted by InternetMeme View Post
      In America, eh? I'm an American and she's fat.
      Then you must be the pointy knees guy.
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      07-13-2012 08:42 PM #73
      The fattitude makes her fat

      Yeah, I'd do her, after a few drinks and if she GAVE THE ****ING DOG BACK!
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      07-13-2012 08:47 PM #74
      Quote Originally Posted by bmann View Post
      Then you must be the pointy knees guy.
      Elbows man, the elbows tell the story!!!

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      07-13-2012 09:12 PM #75
      She's lying apparently. No way those 2 stories can ring true.
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      07-13-2012 09:37 PM #76
      She's a PSU student.

      Thank goodness she isn't in my department.

    7. 07-14-2012 03:46 AM #77
      Quote Originally Posted by kimilein View Post
      She's a PSU student.

      Thank goodness she isn't in my department.
      OSU not PSU

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      07-14-2012 04:04 AM #78
      Quote Originally Posted by InternetMeme View Post
      Elbows man, the elbows tell the story!!!
      To each their own. I dated a girl a few years back that was otherwise hot but had canckles. Was really distracting for me and I acted the fool and that one got away.
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      07-14-2012 05:21 AM #79
      Meh, I would just let her keep it if an entire year had passed. She obviously likes it and has taken care of it. Just an animal.


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      07-14-2012 08:10 AM #80
      Quote Originally Posted by yel0wsn0 View Post
      OSU not PSU
      Oh thank God.

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      07-14-2012 08:32 AM #81
      Quote Originally Posted by bmann View Post
      Unlike most parts of the world, in America we have taken the time and careful consideration to define many levels of fatness
      Her name is Jordan Biggs.
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      07-14-2012 11:27 AM #82
      Quote Originally Posted by bmann View Post
      To each their own. I dated a girl a few years back that was otherwise hot but had canckles. Was really distracting for me and I acted the fool and that one got away.
      Her canckles were really distracting and you acted a fool. Oh my god, hard to breathe. You're killing me this morning

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      07-15-2012 08:54 AM #83
      Quote Originally Posted by laynehip1 View Post
      Am I the only one who finds the dog stealer attractive???
      Yes.

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      07-15-2012 09:59 AM #84
      Quote Originally Posted by laynehip1 View Post
      Am I the only one who finds the dog stealer attractive???
      I thought to myself "this guy has to be from Mississippi".
      Same thing.
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      07-15-2012 07:19 PM #85
      Quote Originally Posted by crannky View Post
      I had her pegged for a blonde.

      She looks like she gives a mean blow job

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      07-15-2012 07:49 PM #86
      Quote Originally Posted by OSD#15 View Post
      She looks like she gives a mean blow job
      Because shes hungry.
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      07-15-2012 07:53 PM #87
      I have seen her kind and they are not pleasant to be around.
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      07-15-2012 08:13 PM #88
      Quote Originally Posted by B3sat16v View Post
      I have seen her kind and they are not pleasant to be around.
      That is a very nice way of saying she sucks.
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      07-15-2012 09:40 PM #89
      Quote Originally Posted by B3sat16v View Post
      I have seen her kind and they are not pleasant to be around.
      cause they eat everything in sight?

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      07-16-2012 05:59 AM #90
      Quote Originally Posted by laynehip1 View Post
      Am I the only one who finds the dog stealer attractive???
      nope
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      10-04-2012 06:55 PM #91
      Update!

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      Quote Originally Posted by Oregon Live
      Sam Hanson-Fleming plans to pick up the dog he named "Chase" from the Oregon Humane Society in Northeast Portland at 3:30 p.m. Thursday. Check out oregonlive.com/portland for a video of the reunion.

      A Corvallis judge ruled Thursday that a husky-Siberian mix dog at the center of a months-long custody dispute must be "immediately" released to his original owner, Sam Hanson-Fleming of Portland.

      Benton County Circuit Judge Locke Williams issued his order after hearing testimony from an investigator who said he witnessed a brief reunion between Hanson-Fleming and the dog -- and the dog was "overjoyed."
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      10-04-2012 07:09 PM #93
      Quote Originally Posted by rsj0714 View Post
      Lets be honest here. A service dog for asthma is a pretty ridiculous notion. How difficult is it to carry a 2 ounce inhaler? I have never even heard of a service dog for asthma and I don't think it should be given any weight in this battle. Carry your ****ing inhaler.
      EXACTLY what i thought.

      completely concur with spoiled brat also. i'd punch her in her fat face
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      10-04-2012 07:14 PM #94
      Quote Originally Posted by ABAcabby View Post
      if someone came claiming my cat was theirs (which i found on the street), i wouldn't want to give her back either. She didn't have and any tags, was covered in fleas and was only about 6 weeks old, but you know... still.
      i think in that case you could call negligence on the previous owner. 6 weeks = baby, and not even supposed to be away from the mama cat! (found our kitten in basically the same circumstances, didn't try to find an owner)
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      10-04-2012 07:49 PM #96
      If she gonna be that fat, she needa flaunt her cans more to take my eyes away from her flabby arms and her smug/snotty facial expressions.

      Unfortunately for her, she look like she ain't got any cans to flaunt!
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      10-04-2012 09:05 PM #97
      Quote Originally Posted by Oregon Live
      Biggs still wouldn't return the dog. On July 20, Corvallis police seized the dog and arrested Biggs under a charge of felony first-degree theft.
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      Biggs' criminal trial is scheduled to begin Oct. 24 and last two days.


      Jail time for this seems a little excessive, but hopefully she'll at least learn a lesson in animal code.

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