Man loses- then finds dog one year later.

[InternetMeme]

Unlike most parts of the world, in America we have taken the time and careful consideration to define many levels of fatness and our definition of "seriously, you're a fatty" probably describes something the likes of which you people have never seen. You call that fat? Hardly. She is only at "moderately doughy" level, which in most states is still considered "doable".

In America, eh? I'm an American and she's fat.

[bmann]

In America, eh? I'm an American and she's fat.

Then you must be the pointy knees guy.

[Egilbe]

The fattitude makes her fat

Yeah, I'd do her, after a few drinks and if she GAVE THE ****ING DOG BACK!

[InternetMeme]

Then you must be the pointy knees guy.

Elbows man, the elbows tell the story!!!

[TigerinColorado]

She's lying apparently. No way those 2 stories can ring true.

[kimilein]

She's a PSU student.

Thank goodness she isn't in my department.

[yel0wsn0]

She's a PSU student.

Thank goodness she isn't in my department.

OSU not PSU

[bmann]

Elbows man, the elbows tell the story!!!

To each their own. I dated a girl a few years back that was otherwise hot but had canckles. Was really distracting for me and I acted the fool and that one got away.

[VDubby18]

Meh, I would just let her keep it if an entire year had passed. She obviously likes it and has taken care of it. Just an animal.


Yes I have a pet, and like my pet.

[kimilein]

OSU not PSU

Oh thank God.

[GodSquadMandrake]

Unlike most parts of the world, in America we have taken the time and careful consideration to define many levels of fatness

Her name is Jordan Biggs.

[InternetMeme]

To each their own. I dated a girl a few years back that was otherwise hot but had canckles. Was really distracting for me and I acted the fool and that one got away.

Her canckles were really distracting and you acted a fool. Oh my god, hard to breathe. You're killing me this morning

[Mk1Racer]

Am I the only one who finds the dog stealer attractive???

Yes.

[GodSquadMandrake]

Am I the only one who finds the dog stealer attractive???

I thought to myself "this guy has to be from Mississippi".
Same thing.

[OSD#15]

I had her pegged for a blonde.

She looks like she gives a mean blow job

[bluerabbit0886]

She looks like she gives a mean blow job

Because shes hungry.

[B3sat16v]

I have seen her kind and they are not pleasant to be around.

[rsj0714]

I have seen her kind and they are not pleasant to be around.

That is a very nice way of saying she sucks.

[OSD#15]

I have seen her kind and they are not pleasant to be around.

cause they eat everything in sight?

[DUTCHMANia]

Am I the only one who finds the dog stealer attractive???

nope

[mikegilbert]

Update!

http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/i..._smoref_reddit

Sam Hanson-Fleming plans to pick up the dog he named "Chase" from the Oregon Humane Society in Northeast Portland at 3:30 p.m. Thursday. Check out oregonlive.com/portland for a video of the reunion.

A Corvallis judge ruled Thursday that a husky-Siberian mix dog at the center of a months-long custody dispute must be "immediately" released to his original owner, Sam Hanson-Fleming of Portland.

Benton County Circuit Judge Locke Williams issued his order after hearing testimony from an investigator who said he witnessed a brief reunion between Hanson-Fleming and the dog -- and the dog was "overjoyed."

[DedRok]

update!

http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/i..._smoref_reddit

****ing rights!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

[eudorrra]

Lets be honest here. A service dog for asthma is a pretty ridiculous notion. How difficult is it to carry a 2 ounce inhaler? I have never even heard of a service dog for asthma and I don't think it should be given any weight in this battle. Carry your ****ing inhaler.

EXACTLY what i thought.

completely concur with spoiled brat also. i'd punch her in her fat face

[eudorrra]

if someone came claiming my cat was theirs (which i found on the street), i wouldn't want to give her back either. She didn't have and any tags, was covered in fleas and was only about 6 weeks old, but you know... still.

i think in that case you could call negligence on the previous owner. 6 weeks = baby, and not even supposed to be away from the mama cat! (found our kitten in basically the same circumstances, didn't try to find an owner)

[Mk1Racer]

Update!

http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/i..._smoref_reddit

Some of the best news I've heard in a long time!!!!

[Matt]

If she gonna be that fat, she needa flaunt her cans more to take my eyes away from her flabby arms and her smug/snotty facial expressions.

Unfortunately for her, she look like she ain't got any cans to flaunt!

[Darren_1303]

Biggs still wouldn't return the dog. On July 20, Corvallis police seized the dog and arrested Biggs under a charge of felony first-degree theft.
...
Biggs' criminal trial is scheduled to begin Oct. 24 and last two days.

Jail time for this seems a little excessive, but hopefully she'll at least learn a lesson in animal code.

This whole thing: