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    07-18-2012 12:18 AM #71
    So I'm back to the drawing board - "Griller Instinct" is already taken, I just didn't find it before I snapped up that domain. CRAP! Jader, any more great ideas?
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    07-18-2012 10:33 AM #72
    Licensed to Grill (been used)

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    The Grilling Fields

    Grill Informed

    Grill Communication

    Thrill Grill

    Love Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Grill Me

    Happiness is a Warm Grill

    jesus work is slow
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    07-18-2012 10:48 AM #73
    Quote Originally Posted by Turbio! View Post
    So I'm back to the drawing board - "Griller Instinct" is already taken, I just didn't find it before I snapped up that domain. CRAP! Jader, any more great ideas?
    S***. Sorry, I did not pre-Google my suggestions. I think Griller Instinct was just a lucky suggestion before I started thinking about lesbians and stuff (Grill on Grill Action, Two Grills One Cut, etc.)

  4. 07-18-2012 10:54 AM #74
    Turbio, give yourself an awful haircut, wear dumb glasses, and make video blogs of you grilling with terrible music playing in the background on a mac.

    /Grillex.com
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    07-18-2012 10:56 AM #75
    Grilling 'Em Softly
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    07-18-2012 12:58 PM #76
    Quote Originally Posted by Fritz27 View Post
    Grilling 'Em Softly
    Grilling Meat Softly With His Tongs?

    .....


    Daaaaamn.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jader Pack View Post
    S***. Sorry, I did not pre-Google my suggestions. I think Griller Instinct was just a lucky suggestion before I started thinking about lesbians and stuff (Grill on Grill Action, Two Grills One Cut, etc.)
    Yeah, there's a ton of lesbian puns. Even one gay one. If I were gay, it'd be a slam dunk: Griller Queen.

    And hell, don't worry about it, I should have googled my own damn title a few times before I snapped it up.
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    07-18-2012 01:10 PM #77
    A suggest I PM'd Turbio, the domain is available:

    Grill It All
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    07-18-2012 01:14 PM #78
    Piggybacking off that..."Grill 'Em All" would be kinda kickass.

    Also, maybe look up some famous "killing" movie quotes and repurpose them for your blog.

    "I love the smell of charcoal in the evening, smells like...juniper berry-rubbed pork shoulder."
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    07-18-2012 01:22 PM #79
    • P. T. "Mad Dog" Stevenhaus's Fired-Meat Gazette

    • Two Years in the Grilling Fields of Hua My: An Explorer's Diary

    • I Have A Grill

    • I Dreamed of Grill: A Foreign Subtitled Blog in Which There are Few Explosions

    • iPhone Free WoW Gold Bieber Lautner Miley Travolta Apple Obama: A Tale of SEO and Grills

    • Dressed to Grill

    • Look at my Grill

    • House FY2013 Appropriations Grill

    • Behold my Glory: Authentic Transcriptions of Interviews With History's Finest Naval Commanders, With a Culinary Aire

    • Griller Instinct II: The Grillening
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    07-18-2012 01:31 PM #80
    Grillmatic

    Skilled Grillin
    Grill Skills

    No Frills Grillin

    trying hard with the rhyming words here.
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    07-18-2012 01:35 PM #81
    Quote Originally Posted by Juniper Monkeys View Post
    • P. T. "Mad Dog" Stevenhaus's Fired-Meat Gazette

    • Two Years in the Grilling Fields of Hua My: An Explorer's Diary

    • I Have A Grill

    • I Dreamed of Grill: A Foreign Subtitled Blog in Which There are Few Explosions

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    • Dressed to Grill

    • Look at my Grill

    • House FY2013 Appropriations Grill

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    • Griller Instinct II: The Grillening
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    07-18-2012 01:36 PM #82
    Quote Originally Posted by Fritz27 View Post
    Piggybacking off that..."Grill 'Em All" would be kinda kickass."
    I looked up that one too, the domain is already taken.

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    07-18-2012 01:37 PM #83
    Quote Originally Posted by Juniper Monkeys View Post
    • iPhone Free WoW Gold Bieber Lautner Miley Travolta Apple Obama: A Tale of SEO and Grills
    This wins.

    Also, if I ever need anything named I am coming to you.
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    07-18-2012 01:44 PM #84
    Quote Originally Posted by Turbio! View Post
    Can I just say that I love you in a mostly platonic, long-distance sort of fashion?
    Well, I did see a NATO Sand Wrangler Unlimited with painted hard top the other day and think of you.
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    07-18-2012 01:49 PM #85
    Quote Originally Posted by Juniper Monkeys View Post
    Well, I did see a NATO Sand Wrangler Unlimited with painted hard top the other day and think of you.
    It was for sale at a reasonable price too!
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    07-18-2012 01:56 PM #86
    How about:

    So it has come to this: Senior Relaxo's guide to grilling.

    ?
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    07-18-2012 01:57 PM #87
    Quote Originally Posted by pwm View Post
    Turbio, give yourself an awful haircut, wear dumb glasses, and make video blogs of you grilling with terrible music playing in the background on a mac.

    /Grillex.com
    +1 for Grillex. Turn those burner knobs!

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    07-18-2012 01:59 PM #88
    Quote Originally Posted by Juniper Monkeys View Post
    Well, I did see a NATO Sand Wrangler Unlimited with painted hard top the other day and think of you.


    Quote Originally Posted by Robstr View Post
    It was for sale at a reasonable price too!
    You wouldn't joke about that, right....?
    Last edited by Turbio!; 07-18-2012 at 02:06 PM.
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    07-18-2012 02:13 PM #89
    Quote Originally Posted by Turbio! View Post
    Grilling Meat Softly With His Tongs?
    I read this in Roberta Flack's voice. It was incredible.

    .
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    Grillaxin'
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    I think Scirocco owners are just a little dense in the head...
    I, uhh... well, ok.

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    07-18-2012 02:33 PM #90
    Has Seńor Grillaxo been posted yet?
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    I think Scirocco owners are just a little dense in the head...
    I, uhh... well, ok.

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    07-18-2012 02:48 PM #91
    Quote Originally Posted by Pf3il View Post
    Grillmatic
    Nas fan?

    I thought about that too, but it might be a little confusing to some people.
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    07-18-2012 02:55 PM #92
    Quote Originally Posted by Juniper Monkeys View Post
    • Dressed to Grill
    This one gets my vote, but is way too good to not already be taken.
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    07-18-2012 02:56 PM #93
    Quote Originally Posted by CodeMan View Post
    Has Seńor Grillaxo been posted yet?
    Ooh.

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    07-18-2012 03:01 PM #94
    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Woo View Post
    This one gets my vote, but is way too good to not already be taken.
    It's already the title of a grilling cookbook.
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    07-18-2012 03:09 PM #95
    A friend of mine just suggested "The Journal of Applied Culinary Pyrology."

    geeeeeek

    But it's kind of funny.
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    07-18-2012 03:27 PM #96
    Quote Originally Posted by Turbio! View Post
    A friend of mine just suggested "The Journal of Applied Culinary Pyrology."

    geeeeeek

    But it's kind of funny.
    Yes, there's no way that's taken and also it's pretty cool.

    What about "the Journal of Applied Culinary Grillistry?" Grillology? Grillogy?

    Or, OOH! THE MINISTRY OF GRILL in all caps, just like that.

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    07-18-2012 03:29 PM #97
    Quote Originally Posted by Turbio! View Post
    A friend of mine just suggested "The Journal of Applied Culinary Pyrology."

    geeeeeek

    But it's kind of funny.
    Oh that is really good. But I think only really dorky people will like it.

    But you could format all your recipes like references!

  28. 07-18-2012 03:31 PM #98
    The Griller Inside

    Inner Griller

    The Griller Grail
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    07-18-2012 03:31 PM #99
    Confessions of a Serial Griller

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    07-18-2012 03:32 PM #100
    Quote Originally Posted by Jader Pack View Post
    Yes, there's no way that's taken and also it's pretty cool.

    What about "the Journal of Applied Culinary Grillistry?" Grillology? Grillogy?

    Or, OOH! THE MINISTRY OF GRILL in all caps, just like that.
    That one! That's a good one. And you would be the Prime (rib) Minister.

  31. 07-18-2012 03:32 PM #101
    Quote Originally Posted by Jader Pack View Post
    Yes, there's no way that's taken and also it's pretty cool.

    What about "the Journal of Applied Culinary Grillistry?" Grillology? Grillogy?

    Or, OOH! THE MINISTRY OF GRILL in all caps, just like that.


    Grillchemy
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    07-18-2012 03:35 PM #102
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    Prime (rib) Minister.
    Yes. Yes he would.

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    07-18-2012 03:37 PM #103
    Quote Originally Posted by Jader Pack View Post
    THE MINISTRY OF GRILL
    This is my new choice if Burnt Eyebrows is no longer an option. Otherwise, I still think Burnt Eyebrows is the best choice with Ministry of Grill a very close second.

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    07-18-2012 03:59 PM #104
    Quote Originally Posted by CodeMan View Post
    Has Seńor Grillaxo been posted yet?
    Love it
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    07-18-2012 04:10 PM #105
    Quote Originally Posted by Jader Pack View Post
    Yes, there's no way that's taken and also it's pretty cool.

    What about "the Journal of Applied Culinary Grillistry?" Grillology? Grillogy?

    Or, OOH! THE MINISTRY OF GRILL in all caps, just like that.
    That's awesome. I just worry that somebody's gonna think I'm a fundamentalist, ministering the good news by making awesome burgers with Jesus face grill marks or something.
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