Looking for ideas to mess with parking lot trystees

[ROBKIDWELL]

Park around 40 feet away off to the side and do this with porn music

[Turbio!]

^ Win. Get the cheesiest chicka chick WA-ow porn music you can find and just blast it.

[ROBKIDWELL]

But you have to do it with the straightest face possible

[foxtrot762]

Apparently this happens more often than one would think. We have a couple that used to do the same thing in one of the parking lots at work. We would sit in our truck about 50 feet away and just watch. They would look over and see us watching and stop making out until we left. 5 minutes later, we'd roll back through and park in the same spot. They'd see us and stop again. Then we started waving when we rolled by. They eventually stopped coming.

[gtiguy12]

Post up on craigslist casual encounters, mention you are down for a group thing and you will be in said parking lot, around there ususal time, the give vechile info.....see even more weirdos show up knocking on there door.

I thought this would be good, Or Post a craigslist ad asking for somebody to come take pictures of a vehicle for sale. Offer $20 and video tape the person that replies to the ad's reaction.

Or you could have a pizza delivered. Bitc*es love Pizza.

[gruppe-b]

hey,i wonder if it's the same couple that used to fool around in my work parking lot a few years ago ? i'm down along Rt3 in Edgmont.not sure what town you work near,but WC-area wouldn't be too far for them to travel to.i think they both live around the Delco/Chesco border.
does the guy have long-ish dark-hair,about 5'10"-ish,thin to medium build? is the girl a blonde?

there had been a couple that would meet-up in the Genuardi's market parking lot around 10 or 11am once or twice a week.she would climb in his work truck with him~for like 45 min never got to see anything,though
parking one of your cars next to them would definitely a buzz-kill for them.find an employee at your work with a big ol' tank of a truck to park next to them--loud exhaust would be a plus

[FBMphil]

Siihbap

[TheGreenspanator]

Nah this lady appears short, medium build, brunette. In Exton so not too far. I used to work in Egdmont (YBH) but I guess not long enough to familiarize myself with the local freaks this seems to be a more prevalent phenomenon than i thought!

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[atomicalex]

You worked at YBH? hahahahaha Do they still call it "You've Been Had"?

[TheGreenspanator]

You worked at YBH? hahahahaha Do they still call it "You've Been Had"?

That or "Your Butt Hurts"

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[A.Wilder]

"Repo" the truck

[Egilbe]

I know a guy who saw one of our married co-workers pull into a parking lot while on break. One of the contractors pulled into the spot beside her, got into her car and recline the passenger seat. He didn't really think much of it, but then he started noticing her pony tail bobbing up and down. He started counting the bobs. When he got to 37 she sat back up and took a big swallow from her mountain dew and the contractor got back into his truck and left.

Forever afterwards there were jokes cracked about her calling her dirty Diana and you could get a blow job if you gave her a bottle of mountain dew.

[Mk1Racer]

If they're banging in a car in a parking lot, there's a 99% chance either one or both of them are married and not to each other.

They're in their 30's/40's and having sex every day, no f*cking way they're married to each other!

[cxg231]

So every morning for weeks now, this couple has shown up in separate cars and starts doing it in the dude's truck in our parking lot at work. They aren't like high school kids, they look to be in their 40s probably. Other cars showing up/traffic passing by on the road don't seem to faze them. Basically my work environment is really really boring, so this has caused something of a kerfuffle.

Um, does he drive a white truck? Dark colored sedan for her? We had a similar-sounding couple in our parking lot a few months back, not too terribly far from where you are. Nothing could stop them from their appointed rounds, not even my coworker going to his car - parked right next to his truck.

[UnitedGTI.]

What do you think the odds are the doors are even locked? I almost want to say get all the people in your office to run to the truck everyone open doors and jump in!

[TheGreenspanator]

Um, does he drive a white truck? Dark colored sedan for her? We had a similar-sounding couple in our parking lot a few months back, not too terribly far from where you are. Nothing could stop them from their appointed rounds, not even my coworker going to his car - parked right next to his truck.

I think it's blue? And she drives a dark gray late model sedan.

[Mk1Racer]

You really need to get pics/video and post them.

And yeah, the craigslist idea is GOLD!

[cxg231]

I think it's blue? And she drives a dark gray late model sedan.

Ah dang, not the same people that were messing around in our parking lot. Maybe this is a *thing* now? The economy is down, people can't afford hotel rooms anymore?

[Turbio!]

For a while there, my buddy had a couple who'd actually park on the street in front of his house and **** while listening to really loud music. It was a fairly secluded cul-de-sac, and...yeah. Didn't stop for anything. Finally he just had to light 'em up with a maglite and scream "GO THE **** AWAY" to get them to quit.

[feels_road]

How about something more constructive. Print out several tens of Google maps of secluded parking spaces, away from schools, old-age-homes, and hospitals that specialize in heart surgery. Place under windshield wipers.

[6cylVWguy]

WTF dudette, not even a PM about this? I'm going to need some details on this--either here or PM. This isn't the first time people have been caught getting busy in this business complex. People in my office still talk about the time they caught a couple in the act in an adjacent parking lot several years ago.

I need to start getting to work either later or earlier than I do. Is this any every day "affair"?

[TheGreenspanator]

LOL I figured eventually I'd bump into you or you'd find the thread! They weren't there on Friday, but have been there almost every day for weeks. They park on the back row where we park, in the two spots next to the entrance; been seen as late as 8-8:15 so yeah you'll have to show up earlier to catch them

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[6cylVWguy]

LOL I figured eventually I'd bump into you or you'd find the thread!

Yeah, sure! Likely story...

They weren't there on Friday, but have been there almost every day for weeks. They park on the back row where we park, in the two spots next to the entrance; been seen as late as 8-8:15 so yeah you'll have to show up earlier to catch them

I've been thinking of getting to work earlier than usual to having more work these days. At least now I'll have another, more interesting, reason to motive me to get in early.

[foxtrot762]

Get there early and park in the spot next to the one they park in. Hunker down low in your car. When they arrive do this...

[Turbio!]

I can't believe nobody's suggested this. Run up, drop trou, and press ham on the outside of the window. Can you imagine a more disturbing thing to interruptus your coitus?

[horribleR]

you left out "take **** while butt is pressed firmly on the window" that's more disturbing.

[Basscase]

I can't believe nobody's suggested this. Run up, drop trou, and press ham on the outside of the window. Can you imagine a more disturbing thing to interruptus your coitus?

Pressed fruit bowl! But you gotta spread your cheeks.

[Black Jetta GT]

Pressed fruit bowl! But you gotta spread your cheeks.

Pressed Fruit Bowl!!??!?! Theres a term for that!? HAHAHAHA

Whatever happens, you MUST get video of it, hell I'll mail you my GoPro for a few weeks!

[Mk1Racer]

Pressed fruit bowl! But you gotta spread your cheeks.

I thought the term for that was pressed ham?

[backinthegame]

If there is a certain time they have their little GTG, maybe a flash mob is in order.

[TheGreenspanator]

I've been thinking of getting to work earlier than usual to having more work these days. At least now I'll have another, more interesting, reason to motive me to get in early.

They weren't there yesterday but they are out there right now, since apparently about 7ish. Her car this time

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[Mk1Racer]

They weren't there yesterday but they are out there right now, since apparently about 7ish. Her car this time

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Damnit, we want pics/video!

[Egilbe]

Damnit, we want pics/video!

x2


get after it, Greenie!

[Heffernan]

Damnit, we want pics/video!

x2

[UnitedGTI.]

x3 haha get picture of the layout so we can plan something out!