LOL, OMG, WTF is this in my windshield

[GolfTango]

Lucky kid!

http://www.katu.com/news/local/Troop...165129626.html

ABERDEEN, Wash. -- A teen suspected of texting and talking on a cell phone while driving escaped with only minor injuries when he crashed, causing a fence post to spear his windshield.

Washington State Patrol Trooper Russ Winger said the teen was eastbound on Highway 12 near Aberdeen Lake Road on Saturday when other drivers reported seeing him texting and talking on the phone while driving erratically.

The 18-year-old driver made a U-turn a short time later and then crashed off the side of the highway and into a fence.

A piece of the fence smashed through pickup truck's windshield and "nearly took his head off," Winger said of the driver.

[Aonarch]

Darwin was a little late to that party. Maybe next time.

[Time for a GTI]

lol, accident, txt u l8tr

[ericshell]

Darwin was a little late to that party. Maybe next time.

[cryption]

Looks like the steering wheel got bent from the wood, but then turned since the damage happened

[Fe2O3]

Looks like the steering wheel got bent from the wood, but then turned since the damage happened

Wonder if that steering wheel deflected the beam just enough...

[Old Windy]

The teen probably texted to his friends that he was ok after tweeting about the accident.
OMG LOL....

[patrikman]

Lol fents, c u l8r

[mike02467]

Well, at least he was okay, otherwise the government would pass legislation to ban cell phone use while driving. Oh wait, is that illegal already?

[WakusPakus]

i only text when i'm on my motorcycle.

lucky kid.

[FACTORYBOOST]

So there weren't any crubs or stars around to hit?

[phryxis]

No joke, I can spot texting drivers from a mile away because they look like they're drunk.

And it's INSANE how many teens I see texting and driving, especially that school is out for the summer.

[Time for a GTI]

Well, at least he was okay, otherwise the government would pass legislation to ban cell phone use while driving. Oh wait, is that illegal already?

illegalallthethings.jpeg

[VMPhil]

illegalallthethings.jpeg

here you go.

[freedomgli]

illegalallthethings.jpeg

No, just enforce the existing laws and instead of some wimpy fine or points on his license give the kid 20 lashes of a cane so he will never forget how stupid he was and how he put all other road users at risk of serious injury or death.

[ATL_Av8r]

No, just enforce the existing laws and instead of some wimpy fine or points on his license .

So MORE traffic cops on the roads?

[Time for a GTI]

So MORE traffic cops on the roads?

So MORE taxes?

[Albeezy36]

And it's INSANE how many teens I see texting and driving, especially that school is out for the summer.

Totally true.

[-DWM-]

Anyone on the board on the fence about what should happen to him, post accident?

[koston.]

Throw a fertile barely educated high school girl toward him, let's get them breeding. FOR 'MURICA!

Throw a fertile barely educated high school girl toward him, let's get them breeding. FOR 'MURICA!

Throw a fertile barely educated high school girl toward him, let's get them breeding. FOR 'MURICA!

Throw a fertile barely educated high school girl toward him, let's get them breeding. FOR 'MURICA!

Throw a fertile barely educated high school girl toward him, let's get them breeding. FOR 'MURICA!

Throw a fertile barely educated high school girl toward him, let's get them breeding. FOR 'MURICA!

Throw a fertile barely educated high school girl toward him, let's get them breeding. FOR 'MURICA!

Throw a fertile barely educated high school girl toward him, let's get them breeding. FOR 'MURICA!

Throw a fertile barely educated high school girl toward him, let's get them breeding. FOR 'MURICA!

Throw a fertile barely educated high school girl toward him, let's get them breeding. FOR 'MURICA!

YES! Idiocracy wins!

[surefooted]

So MORE traffic cops on the roads?

And the inverse would be to make new laws which would be enforced how?

[Aonarch]

And the inverse would be to make new laws which would be enforced how?

*hiremorecops.jpeg

[the flying grape!]

I hope he at least **** his pants.

[hipster.]

"I need to quit texting, because I could die in a car accident,"

http://gawker.com/5931420/one-of-dri...se-i-could-die

A driver who managed to survive a scary fall into a ravine knows he only has himself to blame for what happened — he even texted as much before the accident.

"I need to quit texting, because I could die in a car accident," Texas college student Chance Bothe says he texted a friend just before distractedly driving his truck off a cliff six months ago.

He broke multiple bones, his face, his skull, and suffered traumatic brain injuries.

"They just need to understand, don't do it. Don't do it. It's not worth losing your life," he told KHOU. "I went to my grandmother's funeral not long ago, and I kept thinking, it kept jumping into my head, I'm surprised that's not me up in that casket. I came very close to that, to being gone forever."