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Randy Travis arrested for DWI; buck naked in 1998 Pontiac Trans Am crash, threatened troopers
08-08-2012 02:34 PM
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Oh hell yeah! Sounds like the makings of an epic country song
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertain...#ixzz22ysg0SCsCountry star Randy Travis had another brush with the law Tuesday night after he was arrested on suspicion of driving while intoxicated.
Travis was popped around 11:59 p.m. with minor cuts and bruises after crashing his car in Texas, TMZ reports. No other vehicles were involved in the crash.
The 53-year-old crooner was also apparently showing a bit too much of his Honky Tonk Moon: Travis was naked when cops arrived at the scene and was given clothing to wear for his mug shot, according to the site.
Police were called to the scene of the accident at 11:18 p.m. after a person reported a man lying in the middle of the road.
Upon arrival, police found that Travis' 1998 Pontiac Trans Am had driven off the road and crashed into barricades that were located in a construction zone.
In addition to the suspected DWI, Travis was charged with "retaliation" because he threatened to shoot and kill the troopers after he was placed inside the cop car, the Grayson County Sheriff's office told TMZ.
He is currently in police custody.
Tuesday's incident marks the second time the singer was arrested this year alone.
In February, Travis was arrested in Texas on suspicion of public intoxication after police found him sitting inside his car in front of a church with an open bottle of wine and smelling like alcohol.Last edited by Mazda 3s; 08-08-2012 at 02:43 PM.
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08-08-2012 02:43 PM
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"Yeah, I pissed myself, but that's only because I only had 20 minutes for recess." Duane Peters
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08-08-2012 02:51 PM
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Sorta looks like:
Just a bit?
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08-08-2012 02:51 PM
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I'm not even mad. Originally Posted by Golgo-13
██████████████████ Originally Posted by Jeremy Clarkson
ECSTUNING | GO APR
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08-08-2012 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Golgo-13
"Of course that's just my opinion; I could be wrong."
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08-08-2012 02:55 PM
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Drunk, naked, and found in a wrecked '98 Trans Am is no way to go though life, son.
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08-08-2012 03:05 PM
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Who wrinkled my Randy Travis poster? Pissed the seat and hid my keys?
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08-08-2012 03:37 PM
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LOL! Serves him right for driving that monstrosity. Originally Posted by McBanagon
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08-08-2012 03:51 PM
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He's probably all caught up in the good old boy attitude, such as Originally Posted by Waarp
I'd rather hug a tree than a terrorist
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08-08-2012 03:55 PM
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We'll just have to agree to disagree. Originally Posted by McBanagon
Of course, I could be wrong. Make a case for why, if you like.
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08-08-2012 04:05 PM
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First few songs on his new album "Butt Naked Trans Am Wreck" ,"My bottle of wine is always sweeter at church" and "I'm gonna shoot you trooper".
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08-08-2012 04:14 PM
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I just replaced some of the words in the Dean Werner Animal House quote and posted it. I didn't even really read it until now. Originally Posted by McBanagon
Drunk, naked, and found in a wrecked '98 Trans Am is no way to go though life, son.
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You might be on to something, that does sound like a perfect weekend.Last edited by McBanagon; 08-08-2012 at 04:24 PM.
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08-08-2012 04:20 PM
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Dean Werner! LOL! Dude, you're killin me with the comedy today. Originally Posted by McBanagon
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08-08-2012 04:22 PM
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completely naked and in a car crash...and it was only an arrest on "suspicion" of drunk driving.
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08-08-2012 06:12 PM
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Great catch. Should be left in jail.
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08-08-2012 06:48 PM
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I guess I'm the only one who gets this one Originally Posted by Mr. Clarkson
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08-08-2012 07:13 PM
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I live just a few miles from him......
He has a big ass mansion and lots of ugly horses!!!
Thats the second time that he gets in trouble aorund here that i know of,first time he was drunk,sleeping in his car on a sunday morning on a church parking lot........
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08-08-2012 07:17 PM
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He must be dealing with some tough stuff right now. Sad, really.
I hope he gets some help.
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08-08-2012 07:50 PM
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Man, you're right! Originally Posted by Bergenor
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08-08-2012 08:49 PM
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...and here is a story link from the same page:
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-styl...icle-1.1116995
“I hadn’t had sex in three years, but we did it six times!” she told the magazine, adding they now make love between two and seven times per day. “He took charge as I couldn’t move much, but he was so attentive.”
Though their relationship is long distance at the moment - Potter lives in California while Alex is in Arizona - he has made extended trips to see her so they can continue their marathon sex sessions.
“I can’t move much in bed, but I burn 500 calories a session. It’s great exercise just jiggling around,” she told the magazine. “My bed is strengthened and, although I can’t buy sexy lingerie, I drape a nice sheet over me.”
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08-08-2012 08:58 PM
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If Beavis & Butthead were real this would be Butthead's adult mugshot photo.It's ok if you disagree with me, I can't force you to be right.
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08-08-2012 10:10 PM
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“It’s hard to position her and find her pleasure spots as she has a lot of fat in the pelvic area,” he told the magazine. “But it turns me on knowing she’s satisfied. Although once, when she got on top, I couldn’t breathe.”
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08-08-2012 10:20 PM
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So, the thing that bugs me about this story is that it just says "...in Texas." Like... where the hell in Texas? It's not like it's a tiny state.
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08-08-2012 10:53 PM
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it's Dean Wormer,not 'Werner'
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and that fat woman looks like the Michelin man
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08-08-2012 11:57 PM
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AWW BOB SAGET!! Originally Posted by PsyberVW
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08-09-2012 05:43 AM
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Who's burning more calories: Her just jiggling, or Alex poking around for 45 minutes wondering if he has found the right fold? Originally Posted by dcmix5
I wouldn't be surprised if he's actually never found it*, and she's too nice to say anything.
*I just read that they have one kid, so he found it at least once.
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08-09-2012 12:01 PM
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At least I had pants and sandals on. Sounds like he should have been "Diggin' up clothes"
But seriously, I hope he gets help, he's had a lot to deal with in the last few years. Divorce and country singers spells disaster, hopefully my favorite voice in country music will get his feet back on the ground.
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08-09-2012 12:43 PM
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My gf rode in an elevator with him and his wife and had a short conversation. From that brief interaction, she swears his ex-wife was a beard.
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08-09-2012 01:31 PM
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Wonder how long they'll suspend his license.. Probably forever and ever, amen.
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