Man jumps from building onto Escalade and crushes it.

[bob12312357]

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/m...FO1SqKc0oVcoLK
Reminded me of a certain Seinfeld episode.
On a more serious note that roof looks smashed in and the selfish jumper is lucky no one was in the passenger seat.

[Biff Beltsander]

Well, 40 year old male is an average how many pounds?
The fall was 22 floors, I think the vehicle did fairly well.

[choochoo]

“Hotel security came over and helped me out of the vehicle. I saw a man’s body. His body was separated at the waist. It was frightening, I can’t believe it happened,” the professional driver of 5 years said.

[hipster.]

NY baby OTSS

[Jedidub]

Florida ha ha

[Ubryaj]

Article title is pretty insensitive... A man dies and they're just worried about the guys poor Escalade. Firstworldproblems.

[GolfTango]

Smashing! If the jumper hadn't filled up on pancakes, would have been a much smaller dent. Biohazard FTW!

[S0RRY]

Article title is pretty insensitive... A man dies and they're just worried about the guys poor Escalade. Firstworldproblems.

uhhhhh the guy voluntarily killed himself...

[2.0T_Convert]

Article title is pretty insensitive... A man dies and they're just worried about the guys poor Escalade. Firstworldproblems.

Well dead is dead.

Once dead might as well worry about the car and cleaning up the unsightly mess.

[Omnilith]

EDIT: I can't say that, it is TOO insensitive.

[RacerrRex]

Article title is pretty insensitive... A man dies and they're just worried about the guys poor Escalade. Firstworldproblems.

What? He commited suicide...

Are we supposed to stand over the bloody remains and mourn?

[VadGTI]

What kind of reporting is this. The jumper is not identified throughout the article but they close with this:

Martinez did not leave a suicide note behind, the sources added

Who is Martinez?

[Nubbin]

I hope the owner had good insurance.

[choochoo]

What kind of reporting is this. The jumper is not identified throughout the article but they close with this:



Who is Martinez?

maybe you confused the NY post with the NY Times

[chdavis]

Escalade Platinum, a pricey ride to be chauffeured in. I wonder who the driver was picking up?

[Chameleon2]

were the pancakes that bad?

[sp_golf]

were the pancakes that bad?

They were laced with bath salts

[wtffob]

HULK SMASH!! Gone wrong??

[jettagli1991]

"Flew right past the children's wing. Apparently, they thought he was flying. You know how children are. "Oh, look a man is flying, a man is flying!" Then, SPLAT."

George: "That's where I come in, Mrs. Sweedler. On "Splat"...

[GahannaKid]

were the pancakes that bad?

The man was just looking for some waffles

[warren_s]

......lower it?

[FlybyGLI]

Maybe he just zigged when he should have zagged...?

[Kar98]

Article title is pretty insensitive... A man dies and they're just worried about the guys poor Escalade. Firstworldproblems.

[NEP]

.. that'll buff out.

[NoXenons]

Looks like a Platinum Poor Escalade