Craigslist Find: How NOT To Sell Your Mustang

[RQ1]

http://ogden.craigslist.org/cto/3170667385.html

[Broduski]

private photoshoots with swimsuit models

Backroad photoshoots with Helga don't count.

[David802]

You know that thing is SO blown out.

[devianb]

And I thought my wheel gap was bad. On a positive note, that shade of blue is quite lovely.

[rookdubdoc]

Holy used, abused, beat on classic piece of American culture. Mustang isn't too bad either.

[RebelRouser]

**walks in** **runs out**

[Old Windy]

It is called the babe magnet after all.....

[xombiesarelove]

And I thought my wheel gap was bad. On a positive note, that shade of blue is quite lovely.

That thing sits like it doesnt even have an engine in it.

[JettaMobile]

That's a man's face if I've ever seen one.

[HEH]

Somebody's bound to feel sorry for it, and save it before she sits on it.

[David802]

That's a man's face if I've ever seen one.

It is Ogden Utah... Nuff said.

I'm actually surprised he/she was able to wear a leopard skin 2 piece swimming suit in public. I bet if we enlarged some of the pics we could see the torches and pitchforks of the neighborhood coming to burn him/her as a witch.

[Mtl-Marc]

Lower it.

[worth_fixing]

Oh my god.

[dieselraver]

Oh my god.

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[BRealistic]

That car would be worth $5,000 easy if in stock form.

Why do people mod their cars again?..
Oh wait.. that's popular here.
um.. nevermind.

[BRealistic]

Oh my god.

Don't you mean MILF.

[worth_fixing]

The gorgeous black and grey interior is wrapped in a soft cloth interior

This Mustang GT has been featured in many private photoshoots with swimsuit models, and it is affectionately called the "Babe Magnet."

...I think he's right.

[worth_fixing]

Don't you mean MILF.

...are you serious? Not with a 10' pole.

Lower it.

I really hope you mean the car.

[bbk]

I'm in love.

[JettaMobile]

VSphotoshootpics.img

Lower it.

Dam you. I purposely didn't follow the link so I wouldn't see more.

[McBanagon]

Once you (if you can) get past the obstruction, the description is pretty funny, too,

Quoted in case ad gets flagged.

FOR SALE 2000 MUSTANG GT $5,000 OBO (any reasonable offer considered or trade for a car of equal value, prefer Mustangs). If you are looking for a perfect Mustang this isn't it, but very close to it. It has a few problems. It is missing the front of its dress kit, a slight rip on the side of the drivers' seat, and a missing hub cap, but that's it. This Mustang looks and drives like new. Plus, the body is beautiful dark blue metal flake blue with a white racing stripe and in excellent condition, that makes it easy on the eyes. If you like/love Mustangs, you're going to love this car! The gorgeous black and grey interior is wrapped in a soft cloth interior with the running horse logo.

Nothing has been sacrificed to make this car the best for its year. The designers, stylists, and engineers wanted to make sure to thrill Mustang enthusiasts to the core by strengthening, lightening and refining each system, to create a race car with a license plate. It has Dual Exhausts, Bucket Seats, Driver and Passenger Airbags, Center Console, Grey and Black Seating, Power Seating, Power Steering, Lighted Entry System, Power Brakes, Tilt Steering Wheel, Tinted Glass, Air Conditioning, Intermittent Wipers, Power Exterior Mirrors, Tachometer, Traction Control, Power Driver Seat, Rear Window Defroster, Cruise Control, Rear Spoiler, 5-Speed Transmission, and much more. It has over 104,000, that's all! Everything works!

This Mustang GT has been featured in many private photoshoots with swimsuit models, and it is affectionately called the "Babe Magnet." Now it can be yours, and driving it is like a dream!
Pick up the phone and call me, because once this beautiful car is sold, you will be out of luck. I am asking $5,000 for this dream car, but any reasonable offer would be considered. (xxx) xxx-xxxx, between 1-8 pm. I am very busy, so keep trying. If you are serious about wanting to own a Mustang, call me. No more joy rides please. Driving it is better than your last 4 romantic encounters combined.

Remember the epic Grand Am ad?
http://www.buzzpatrol.com/wp-content...randAmGTAd.jpg

What if this was a creative way to sell a beat up old mustang, and he paid some hooker $20+ breakfast to do this?

[worth_fixing]

Remember the epic Grand Am ad?
http://www.buzzpatrol.com/wp-content...randAmGTAd.jpg

lol "Every previous owner has had a beard."

[PDing]

Clearly the seller has hit it... with the car.

[l88m22vette]

I wouldn't **** her with AutoUnion's dick!

[elementpb]

Clearly the seller has hit it... with the car.

I found the Ugly Stick they used.

[One_Off_Volk]

I have it

Jesus tap-dancing christ!

[TM87]

[NoXenons]

Does everyone have to post a pic of their last three girlfriends in order to judge, or are we going to forgo that rule

[Aonarch]

Milf

[2112]

Ah, put a bag over her head, and one over your own in case hers falls off.

[nairmac]

Does everyone have to post a pic of their last three girlfriends in order to judge, or are we going to forgo that rule

I think we're going to forgo that rule.

FOR SALE 2000 MUSTANG GT $5,000 OBO (any reasonable offer considered or trade for a car of equal value, prefer Mustangs). If you are looking for a perfect Mustang this isn't it, but very close to it. It has a few problems. It is missing the front of its dress kit, a slight rip on the side of the drivers' seat, and a missing hub cap, but that's it. This Mustang looks and drives like new. Plus, the body is beautiful dark blue metal flake blue with a white racing stripe and in excellent condition, that makes it easy on the eyes. If you like/love Mustangs, you're going to love this car! The gorgeous black and grey interior is wrapped in a soft cloth interior with the running horse logo.

Nothing has been sacrificed to make this car the best for its year. The designers, stylists, and engineers wanted to make sure to thrill Mustang enthusiasts to the core by strengthening, lightening and refining each system, to create a race car with a license plate. It has Dual Exhausts, Bucket Seats, Driver and Passenger Airbags, Center Console, Grey and Black Seating, Power Seating, Power Steering, Lighted Entry System, Power Brakes, Tilt Steering Wheel, Tinted Glass, Air Conditioning, Intermittent Wipers, Power Exterior Mirrors, Tachometer, Traction Control, Power Driver Seat, Rear Window Defroster, Cruise Control, Rear Spoiler, 5-Speed Transmission, and much more. It has over 104,000, that's all! Everything works!

This Mustang GT has been featured in many private photoshoots with swimsuit models, and it is affectionately called the "Babe Magnet." Now it can be yours, and driving it is like a dream!
Pick up the phone and call me, because once this beautiful car is sold, you will be out of luck. I am asking $5,000 for this dream car, but any reasonable offer would be considered. (xxx) xxx-xxxx, between 1-8 pm. I am very busy, so keep trying. If you are serious about wanting to own a Mustang, call me. No more joy rides please. Driving it is better than your last 4 romantic encounters combined.

No- driving it is better than YOUR last 4 romantic encounters combined, CL ad author.

[McBanagon]

This is the best I could do in a few minutes. It's the only sized bag I had.

[ATL_Av8r]

How's the tranny?

[newguy99]

That bellybutton will haunt my dreams. Don't look at it

[LordBass]