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      08-18-2012 01:38 PM #2
      oh hell no!
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      08-18-2012 02:00 PM #3
      I clicked on the CNN link yesterday and was pissed that they made the pic so damn big. Destroy it before it mates again.

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      08-18-2012 02:31 PM #6
      Trogloraptor?

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      08-18-2012 03:11 PM #8
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      08-18-2012 03:13 PM #9
      We need a new super hero based on this thing.
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    10. 08-18-2012 03:16 PM #10
      I love spiders. It's all psychological dudes. I used to hate them until you see how awesome they actually are.

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      08-18-2012 03:34 PM #11
      Quote Originally Posted by AIRider View Post
      I love spiders. It's all psychological dudes. I used to hate them until you see how awesome they actually are.
      Don't trust this guy.
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      08-18-2012 04:12 PM #12
      Quote Originally Posted by AIRider View Post
      I love spiders. It's all psychological dudes. I used to hate them until you see how awesome they actually are.
      Agreed. This is a bad ass looking spider!
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      08-18-2012 04:56 PM #14
      I say we set the entire state of Oregon ablaze, just to prevent any chance of escape.
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    15. 08-18-2012 04:58 PM #15
      Quote Originally Posted by MRVW00 View Post
      Don't trust this guy.
      Lol.

      You have to appreciate the evolution of it tho, just look at the damn thing, it's amazing!

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      08-18-2012 05:08 PM #16
      I will never grab my RC Drift car again without checking for spiders because of that picture.

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      08-18-2012 05:11 PM #17
      ITT: Australia
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    18. 08-18-2012 05:27 PM #18
      This thread makes me want to buy back some of my old select-fire airsoft guns...

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      08-18-2012 05:30 PM #19
      I wouldn't want to meet one in the dark, but spiders don't scare me nearly as much as a damn snake does.

      I have freaked out like a little girl over a foot long black snake in the house.
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      There is an area of a normal brain that lets the owner know the object works and needs to be left alone. Not all of us have it. It is like being colorblind.

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      08-18-2012 05:38 PM #20
      Big. Spider. With F**king Claws?!

      And it's not in Australia -- it's in California.

      There could be one in my cupboard RIGHT NOW!



      I'm getting the F out of here. See ya!
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      08-18-2012 06:09 PM #21
      Quote Originally Posted by Lwize View Post
      Big. Spider. With F**king Claws?!

      And it's not in Australia -- it's in California.

      There could be one in my cupboard RIGHT NOW!
      Your cupboard is a cave?
      Quote Originally Posted by zukiphile View Post
      There is an area of a normal brain that lets the owner know the object works and needs to be left alone. Not all of us have it. It is like being colorblind.

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      08-18-2012 06:13 PM #22


      Saw this.****er a minute after reading this thread....


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      08-18-2012 07:38 PM #23
      oooh, we're sharing spider pictures?!

      this is from Central/Southern Indiana:



      yes, those are baby spiders on her back!

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      That thing is cool as hell!

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      08-18-2012 11:34 PM #26
      Kill it with fire
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      08-18-2012 11:50 PM #27
      Quote Originally Posted by vr6Cop View Post
      I say we set the entire state of Oregon ablaze, just to prevent any chance of escape.
      A fair portion of the state is alight as it is. You may just get your wish.
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      08-19-2012 12:35 AM #28
      Nuke it from orbit!

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      08-19-2012 12:54 AM #29
      I don't want to be "that guy" but claws are nothing new with spiders. They're just a lot smaller usually.

      You guys are pussies. My girlfriend tolerates my eight tarantulas in our bedroom, and you can't handle a cave spider you'll never see in your life
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      08-19-2012 01:18 AM #30
      Quote Originally Posted by Gran Turismo View Post

      i'm not afraid of spiders, but DAMN! that one would have me screaming like a little girl
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      08-19-2012 01:22 AM #31
      Quote Originally Posted by n0rdicalex. View Post
      oooh, we're sharing spider pictures?!

      this is from Central/Southern Indiana:



      yes, those are baby spiders on her back!

      please tell me you smashed the hell out of it
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      08-19-2012 01:50 AM #32


      **** ALL THAT ****. I ****ING HATE SPIDERS AND WANT MY OWN 'NOPE' BUTTON TO VAPORIZE ALL. /capsforemphasis
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      08-19-2012 02:13 AM #33
      really, why do I bother clicking on these threads? Every time, spider pics are posted, and then I get scared ****less
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      08-19-2012 02:34 AM #34
      So glad I am one state away from these mother****ers, I always said Oregon was the arsehole of the US! This proves it!

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      08-19-2012 02:38 AM #35
      Before arachnophobes get too nervous, though, Griswold notes that the spiders are not likely to be venomous to humans. In fact, they're quite shy. Working with live specimens, he's observed that their behavior is distinctly unaggressive and their main interest is escaping the light as quickly as possible.

      And while I don't like spiders, I also don't feel instinctively afraid of them either.
      Instead of smashing them, I carry them outside.
      They feed on real pests to humans, so I have never understood the cultural fear of them- especially for a spider like this one that is just 4 centimeters.
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