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    08-19-2012 04:15 AM #1
    He's nuts.





    Who knows what he's talking about though.

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    08-19-2012 04:41 AM #3
    Someone with a sportbike doing stupid stuff? Noooo.... Motorcycles are too narrow, that's what I gathered from that video.
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    08-19-2012 04:47 AM #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Son View Post
    Someone with a sportbike doing stupid stuff? Noooo....
    Did you watch it with the sound off? This guy is crazy in a whole different way... yelling, talking to himself, and honking pretty much the entire time.

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    08-19-2012 05:18 AM #5
    Quote Originally Posted by WD-40 View Post
    Did you watch it with the sound off? This guy is crazy in a whole different way... yelling, talking to himself, and honking pretty much the entire time.
    He gets crazy after the 2:30 mark when the Ferrari drives off. I hope he crashes into a wall.
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    08-19-2012 05:19 AM #6
    Quote Originally Posted by WD-40 View Post
    Did you watch it with the sound off? This guy is crazy in a whole different way... yelling, talking to himself, and honking pretty much the entire time.
    I heard it all. Also, Portuguese is an ugly language.
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    08-19-2012 05:44 AM #7
    His type of crazy has nothing to do with his motorcycle, I ride in that fashion there is nothing crazy about it.


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    08-19-2012 06:01 AM #8
    Where is the crazy?


    What is he riding?
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    08-19-2012 06:09 AM #9
    I wonder if he uploaded the videos, it seems like the Video title includes his bicycle model (Hornet), color (branca = white) and license plate

    For the rest: I noticed he is constantly looking around him; something I never saw before. Not that he'll be safe doing what he's doing.
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    08-19-2012 06:22 AM #10
    Quote Originally Posted by Rapid Decompression View Post


    What is he riding?
    Honda Hornet it's a CB600 in the states.


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    I kinda like it... I been looking at dual purpose ...but that is a cool bike
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    08-19-2012 09:52 AM #13
    I was hoping he would look back and crash into a car in front of him.

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    08-19-2012 12:45 PM #14
    Quote Originally Posted by BODH1 View Post
    He's nuts.
    ...
    Who knows what he's talking about though.
    He's mouthing off to almost all drivers in Brazilian slang and slurs, many-a-times telling people to pay attention because he is coming trough, or commenting on other drivers abilities, even greeting one with "good morning dear fellow" as squeezed by the sprinter van.
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    08-19-2012 01:34 PM #15
    I think he's mostly complaining about left lane campers.

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    I like how he's splitting the lanes, switching lanes with out signaling, traveling at excessive speeds and a whole other host of illegal things but decides to stop for the red lights.

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    08-19-2012 04:05 PM #17
    Quote Originally Posted by 92skirmishgti View Post
    ...I ride in that fashion there is nothing crazy about it.

    Things Crazy People Say for $600, Alex.

    ...and I posted this before I watched the 2nd video.
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    08-19-2012 04:40 PM #18
    id really like to know what hes saying
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    08-19-2012 04:58 PM #19
    This guy's YouTube channel is on fire.

    481 uploads/5,627,292 views

    Seems to be a common theme with most of them.
    1. Carving through traffic
    2. Tourettes
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    08-19-2012 05:37 PM #20
    Thats how everyone rides over in Brazil. Even more if they have a big bike. This guy is just every rider put into one.

    Quote Originally Posted by Son View Post
    I heard it all. Also, Portuguese is an ugly language.
    You speak portuguese? Because from what I heard it is considered one of the ones most romantic languages?...........Sure, take a idiot with a horrible sao paulo accent and any language will sound off like ****, specially to someone who does'nt understand what he is saying.

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    08-19-2012 05:55 PM #21
    Quote Originally Posted by pefer View Post
    He's mouthing off to almost all drivers in Brazilian slang and slurs, many-a-times telling people to pay attention because he is coming trough, or commenting on other drivers abilities, even greeting one with "good morning dear fellow" as squeezed by the sprinter van.
    I like to imagine that he's just saying "F*CK YEAH I'M ON A BIKE" because that basically captures how my brain sounds when I ride. When it's left untranslated it reads more as raw exhilaration.

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    08-19-2012 05:56 PM #22
    Quote Originally Posted by McBanagon View Post
    I see what you did there.

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    08-20-2012 11:09 AM #23
    Meh.

    At 6:39 in the second video: It would have been MUCH more interesting had he used the sculpture in the median as a gigantic launching ramp to fly OVER the traffic, all the while yelling obscenities and shaking his fist.
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    08-20-2012 12:34 PM #25
    I went on vacation in Brasil last year and I rented a car for 10 days. Rio and Sao traffic and all. I used to see people driving like him on a daily basis. Let's say at least 5 if driving in Sao Paulo.
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    08-20-2012 12:41 PM #26
    Quote Originally Posted by GTE77 View Post
    You speak portuguese? Because from what I heard it is considered one of the ones most romantic languages?...........
    I know several people that speak Portuguese and even they admit it is the retarded cousin of Spanish.

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    08-20-2012 12:45 PM #27
    Quote Originally Posted by bubbagti View Post
    I know several people that speak Portuguese and even they admit it is the retarded cousin of Spanish.
    Well is it a full retard or just half retard?
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    08-20-2012 12:46 PM #28
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    08-20-2012 01:10 PM #29
    Quote Originally Posted by hrama803 View Post
    Torretts of the wrist..
    LOL, forgot about the angry limiter bouncing in that first one.

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    08-20-2012 01:16 PM #30
    Yeah, this dude is just a little bit out there...

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    08-20-2012 01:28 PM #31
    is he having a seizure? I couldnt take more than 10 seconds of the video.
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    08-20-2012 01:31 PM #32
    Reminds me of a real life motorcycle version of this.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3nMnr8ZirI



    Kind of reminds me of my friend on a ten-speed too lol

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    08-20-2012 01:53 PM #33
    Quote Originally Posted by veedubcos View Post
    is he having a seizure? I couldnt take more than 10 seconds of the video.
    I hear ya!!! I understand he's keeping an eye out for dangers in all directions, but don't make a video that makes everyone go crosseyed and puke!
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    08-20-2012 02:07 PM #34
    Quote Originally Posted by bubbagti View Post
    I know several people that speak Portuguese and even they admit it is the retarded cousin of Spanish.



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    08-20-2012 02:18 PM #35
    the second clip was actually hilarious... hes so crazy!

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