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    Thread: Toyota Ad - All I Can Say is WTF?

    1. 08-20-2012 12:24 PM #1

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      08-20-2012 12:26 PM #2
      Not sure if that's a flat-chested woman or a man. If that's a flat-chested woman, then this thread should have the NSFW warning, right?
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      08-20-2012 12:27 PM #3
      I'd say they're real.
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      08-20-2012 12:30 PM #4
      Not that i spent a great deal of time looking, or whatever, but there is a definite bulge where one wouldn't find one on a woman.

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      08-20-2012 12:50 PM #6
      WTF is correct. Atleast they could have used a girl with a nice rack. Just saying.

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      08-20-2012 01:00 PM #7
      Perhaps the idea is something like this: The new Auris is exiting/pretty or other superlatives and isn't what you expect from Toyota (according to them of course), while that "rack" isn't what you expect from a girl.

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      08-20-2012 01:24 PM #8
      Quotes taken from the linked-to article:

      Headline: "Toyota Uses Transgender Israeli Model to Show that the New 2013 Auris isn’t for Everyone"

      Body: "The 19-year old male model with feminine traits poses around the five-door hatchback"
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      08-20-2012 01:27 PM #9
      Quote Originally Posted by bronson75 View Post
      Quotes taken from the linked-to article:

      Headline: "Toyota Uses Transgender Israeli Model to Show that the New 2013 Auris isn’t for Everyone"

      Body: "The 19-year old male model with feminine traits poses around the five-door hatchback"
      I'm surprised and disappointed it took this long for someone to read the article. Still probably NSFW though.
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      Fixed. You never see threads like this when a rock artist is the subject despite rock music sucking for the past decade straight.
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      Is this gonna start a riot?

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      08-20-2012 01:28 PM #10
      Quote Originally Posted by samc View Post
      WTF is correct. Atleast they could have used a girl. Just saying.
      FTFY.
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      08-20-2012 01:29 PM #11
      Quote Originally Posted by bronson75 View Post
      Quotes taken from the linked-to article:

      Headline: "Toyota Uses Transgender Israeli Model to Show that the New 2013 Auris isn’t for Everyone"

      Body: "The 19-year old male model with feminine traits poses around the five-door hatchback"
      Commercial meaning:

      "The new Auris looks sexy and exciting, but if you take one home you will get the shaft."
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      08-20-2012 01:30 PM #12
      Quote Originally Posted by GahannaKid View Post
      I'm surprised and disappointed it took this long for someone to read the article. Still probably NSFW though.
      I actually read it just after the thread was posted, didn't have time to respond to it until now.
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      08-20-2012 01:31 PM #13
      Quote Originally Posted by BRealistic View Post
      Commercial meaning:

      "The new Auris looks sexy and exciting, but if you take one home you will get the shaft."
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    14. 08-20-2012 01:36 PM #14
      Quote Originally Posted by BRealistic View Post
      Commercial meaning:"The new Auris looks sexy and exciting, but if you take one home you will get the shaft."
      Heh.

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      08-20-2012 01:42 PM #15
      So Toyota went from building beige appliance vehicles to cars that will "Shaft You" when you bring them home......
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      08-20-2012 01:42 PM #16
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      08-20-2012 01:57 PM #17
      In North America this model will be called the Toyota Prenis.

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      Reboot of "The Crying Game"?

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      08-20-2012 02:25 PM #21
      Next time mention that it is NSFW in the title, some ppl may get in trouble for watching this!

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      08-20-2012 02:43 PM #22
      Quote Originally Posted by swed View Post
      Next time mention that it is NSFW in the title, some ppl may get in trouble for watching this!
      Is it really NSFW though?
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      08-20-2012 02:49 PM #23
      Quote Originally Posted by warren_s View Post
      Not that i spent a great deal of time looking, or whatever, but there is a definite bulge where one wouldn't find one on a woman.


      While there is no actual nudity, I would still consider this NSFW. They do a very good job convincing you it's a woman, and it's only the last second when you realize that it might not be. All it takes is someone walking by to think you're watching naked girlies on the computer.
      Last edited by McBanagon; 08-20-2012 at 03:11 PM.

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      08-20-2012 02:53 PM #24
      Quote Originally Posted by swed View Post
      Next time mention that it is NSFW in the title, some ppl may get in trouble for watching this!
      Okay, for those NOT following along:
      IT"S A GUY. There is no nudity. While it may take some explaining to random passers-by, it's SFW.
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      08-20-2012 02:53 PM #25
      Quote Originally Posted by VW1.8Tsunami View Post
      Is it really NSFW though?
      What I've always wondered is, when is watching a video ever safe for work?

      And, that commercial is JDM, they have way different standards about nudity than basically the rest of the world. They don't give a ****.

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      08-20-2012 02:58 PM #26
      Quote Originally Posted by McBanagon View Post

      nice sack man!
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      08-20-2012 02:59 PM #27
      Quote Originally Posted by bronson75 View Post
      Okay, for those NOT following along:
      IT"S A GUY. There is no nudity. While it may take some explaining to random passers-by, it's SFW.
      What's safe for one isn't always safe for the other. In this case I think it would be a prudent thing to let the viewer know what they're getting into before watching.
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      Fixed. You never see threads like this when a rock artist is the subject despite rock music sucking for the past decade straight.
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      Is this gonna start a riot?

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      08-20-2012 03:02 PM #28
      No rack, but a sack. Got it. Still don't like the car...

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    30. 08-20-2012 07:39 PM #30
      because Japan.

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    33. 08-20-2012 07:57 PM #33
      can we get a lock on this thread?
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      08-20-2012 08:07 PM #34
      Quote Originally Posted by Son View Post
      Not sure if that's a flat-chested woman or a man.
      There's not a thing about that person that says female. Legs, arse, small of the back, angle of shoulders, arms... oh, yeah, no tits.

    35. 08-20-2012 08:11 PM #35
      Quote Originally Posted by Noah Fecks View Post
      can we get a rock on this thread?
      fixed.

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