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    Thread: I love the feel of ten million degree dead cow skin against my body while I sit in my mobile sauna!

    1. 08-20-2012 04:16 PM #1
      Another day of swamp ass here in Florida! Everyone has heated seats, which are useless for 9 months out of the year for me.

      Does any car out there have cooled seats? WHERE ARE THE CARS WITH COOLED SEATS

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      08-20-2012 04:17 PM #2
      Most newer luxury cars are offered with cooled seats.

    3. 08-20-2012 04:18 PM #3
      Kias have cooled seats.

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      08-20-2012 04:19 PM #4
      dat title
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      08-20-2012 04:20 PM #5
      Powder your balls.
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      08-20-2012 04:22 PM #6
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      Powder your balls.
      this..

      I powder mine before motorcycle rides...My gf wants to invent brown baby power so sac doesnt get white.


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      08-20-2012 04:23 PM #7
      Quote Originally Posted by hrama803 View Post
      this..

      I powder mine before motorcycle rides...My gf wants to invent brown baby power so sac doesnt get white.


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      08-20-2012 04:24 PM #8
      My D3 Audi A8 has them. Don't expect your ass to be freezing afterwards though.

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      08-20-2012 04:26 PM #9
      My sister's 05 Expedition had cooled seats.
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      08-20-2012 04:26 PM #10
      @ nesquik. I cant wait to show her this thread.

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      08-20-2012 04:29 PM #11
      Quote Originally Posted by Sono Qui View Post
      Another day of swamp ass here in Florida! Everyone has heated seats, which are useless for 9 months out of the year for me.

      Does any car out there have cooled seats? WHERE ARE THE CARS WITH COOLED SEATS
      I love my air conditioned seats.

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      08-20-2012 04:32 PM #12
      My CTS-V has them. One of my favorite features
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      08-20-2012 04:41 PM #13
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post


      Wait...
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    14. 08-20-2012 04:43 PM #14
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post


      Wait...
      and she'll love the taste afterwards

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      08-20-2012 04:46 PM #15
      Quote Originally Posted by koko12 View Post
      and she'll love the taste afterwards

























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      08-20-2012 04:58 PM #17
      Quote Originally Posted by Sono Qui View Post
      Another day of swamp ass here in Florida! Everyone has heated seats, which are useless for 9 months out of the year for me.

      Does any car out there have cooled seats? WHERE ARE THE CARS WITH COOLED SEATS
      Leather seats in Florida? What did you expect?

      Get cloth next time.
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      08-20-2012 04:59 PM #18
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      Powder your balls.

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    19. 08-20-2012 05:00 PM #19
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      Powder your balls.

      This works seriously.
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      08-20-2012 05:00 PM #20
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post


      Wait...
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    21. 08-20-2012 05:07 PM #21
      Quote Originally Posted by Sono Qui View Post
      Another day of swamp ass here in Florida! Everyone has heated seats, which are useless for 9 months out of the year for me.

      Does any car out there have cooled seats? WHERE ARE THE CARS WITH COOLED SEATS
      Living in northern Cuba aka South Florida you never need heated seats IMO I guess hot cow is better than fake leather boat vinyl steaming your backside.


      Oh and the powder it only works in northern states here in S. FLA. it turns into plaster or joint compound by the end of the day.

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      08-20-2012 05:17 PM #22
      Quote Originally Posted by Lwize View Post
      Leather seats in Florida? What did you expect?

      Get cloth next time.
      I wish cloth was a no-cost option and alcantara was an option for any leather seat car. The problem these days, as we all know, is that you cannot get cloth in any decently equipped car over $30K and cannot get cooled seats in most cars under $50K. Hopefully they fix that problem.

    23. 08-20-2012 11:38 PM #23
      Yea unfortunately most higher end cars don't even offer cloth. They didn't offer cloth until the model year after mine. Also with used cars, I've found cloth tends to absorb the smell of whatever stinky person owned it before me. I wonder if alacantra would be better.

      Anyways, air cooled seats is definitely high priority for the next car I get. I've even though about developing my own water cooled system to mount inside the seat, but then I realize I'd probably somehow die in a fiery crash because of it...

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      08-20-2012 11:47 PM #24
      Quote Originally Posted by rynodyno312 View Post
      Most newer luxury cars are offered with cooled seats.
      My dad's 2005 Avalon has cooled seats. It should be a standard with heated seats.

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      08-20-2012 11:53 PM #25
      My body seems to have decided a few years back that my back, chest, and balls start sweating at the slightest hint of heat. They don't know the difference between a workout and driving half a mile to the grocery store on a hot summer day, even with the air on full blast. I have black leather seats - Never Again!
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    26. 08-21-2012 12:29 AM #26
      pepper your angus op

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      08-21-2012 12:32 AM #27
      Why the F-ing Hell are people buying heated seats in Florida cars?

    28. 08-21-2012 08:10 AM #28
      Quote Originally Posted by Golgo-13 View Post
      Kias have cooled seats.
      I test drove and Optima with cooled seats and heated steering wheel. I felt like I pissed myself. I was all confused.
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    29. 08-21-2012 08:21 AM #29
      Quote Originally Posted by Snake Hips View Post
      Why the F-ing Hell are people buying heated seats in Florida cars?
      They're either like me, buying used cars and taking what they can get... or just crazy idiots with too much money, which are quite abundant down here.

      Not to mention I've been going on car lots my whole life (both crap and luxury lots) and never once has a salesman mentioned cooled seats in a car. You'd think they'd realize this would be a huge selling point.

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      08-21-2012 08:36 AM #31
      Quote Originally Posted by deucestudios View Post
      I love my air conditioned seats.

      But, but, but, it fails the moose test miserably......
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      08-21-2012 08:38 AM #32
      Forget cooled seats, you need cooled balls.
      Scotch. It's time.

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      08-21-2012 08:45 AM #33
      Quote Originally Posted by Time for a GTI View Post
      Forget cooled seats, you need cooled balls.
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      08-21-2012 08:48 AM #34
      Quote Originally Posted by Snake Hips View Post
      Why the F-ing Hell are people buying heated seats in Florida cars?
      They often come standard or are included in an option package.
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      08-21-2012 08:54 AM #35
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