To anyone in the Grand Rapids area, my hybrid will be parked in the Meijer parking lot on East Beltline tonight, keys in it, $1000 cash in the trunk, I will be inside and unaware that you are going to take it for a test drive and never return.
I am kidding.
Am I kidding?





... Oh, I've had this thought so many times. Considering Cleveland has only one officer on automotive theft in the entire city ... yeah, you can see where my thoughts have gone.


