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    08-29-2012 09:10 AM #71
    Females who don't give head end up as crazy cat ladies .

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    You spelled ex-girlfriend wrong.
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    08-29-2012 10:02 AM #73
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    Dome. She never has and she says she never will.

    I really don't mind. But that kinda odd. What do you think vortex? Keep or pass?
    My wife LOVES doing that, but honestly, it has NEVER done much for me. Not even in past relationships, not any of them. Can I blow from her skilz? Sure, but I'd rather leave a gift behind in the baby-maker than in a mouth.
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  4. 08-29-2012 10:41 AM #74
    HERE IS AN IMPORTANT QUESTION FOR YOU DOME RECEIVERS....

    since you are all so adamant about getting it, do you kiss your loved ones who blow you, after? i mean technically its "you" so...
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    08-29-2012 10:45 AM #75
    Yes, I do...just make sure it's been swallowed first. Fair is fair!
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    08-29-2012 10:56 AM #76
    Quote Originally Posted by StormChaser View Post
    My wife LOVES doing that, but honestly, it has NEVER done much for me. Not even in past relationships, not any of them. Can I blow from her skilz? Sure, but I'd rather leave a gift behind in the baby-maker than in a mouth.

    Please stop.
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    08-29-2012 10:57 AM #77
    OK, why?
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    08-29-2012 10:59 AM #78
    i wouldn't call it a deal breaker for myself, i do enjoy it though. i prefer it just be a part of normal foreplay. although the only time i actually got off from a bj i didn't warn her aaaaand she threw up

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    08-29-2012 11:09 AM #79
    Quote Originally Posted by DUB_MANGv2 View Post
    HERE IS AN IMPORTANT QUESTION FOR YOU DOME RECEIVERS....

    since you are all so adamant about getting it, do you kiss your loved ones who blow you, after? i mean technically its "you" so...
    Sure after they get a drink of something first

    I dont think any woman wants to make out with a dude after he just got doing going to taco town .
    Especially if its really wet , you can get water boarded down there
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    08-29-2012 11:11 AM #80
    It's not a deal BREAKER, but I agree rpmk4; it should at LEAST be included in foreplay. I know that's how all my sessions start out.

    Quote Originally Posted by Chilledman View Post
    I dont think any woman wants to make out with a dude after he just got doing going to taco town .
    Very untrue. Almost everytime I've gone down on a girl she comes back with an immediate "KISS ME!".
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    08-29-2012 11:12 AM #81
    Quote Originally Posted by DUB_MANGv2 View Post
    HERE IS AN IMPORTANT QUESTION FOR YOU DOME RECEIVERS....

    since you are all so adamant about getting it, do you kiss your loved ones who blow you, after? i mean technically its "you" so...
    I will, just not if she accepted my gift.........
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    08-29-2012 11:12 AM #82
    a blow job is the most important activity of the day, kind of like breakfast.

    I would f.u.c.k her brains out one last time and leave her.

    If they cant blow it they don't love it.
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    08-29-2012 11:15 AM #83
    Quote Originally Posted by Chilledman View Post
    I dont think any woman wants to make out with a dude after he just got doing going to taco town .
    Especially if its really wet , you can get water boarded down there
    BS. i think ive gone straight from lips to lips everytime without a single complaint.

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    08-29-2012 11:18 AM #84
    This thread is revealing....
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    08-29-2012 11:19 AM #85
    Quote Originally Posted by rpmk4 View Post
    BS. i think ive gone straight from lips to lips everytime without a single complaint.
    Exactly. Look a my post above. They always want it.

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    08-29-2012 11:20 AM #86
    Quote Originally Posted by rpmk4 View Post
    BS. i think ive gone straight from lips to lips everytime without a single complaint.
    Agreed.

    I was concerned about that when I was younger, then after the first time, that went out the window...
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    08-29-2012 11:20 AM #87
    Quote Originally Posted by 1.8tizzle View Post
    Very untrue. Almost every time I've gone down on a girl she comes back with an immediate "KISS ME!".
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  18. 08-29-2012 11:20 AM #88
    They all stop giving dome or slowing down by a lot later in life. get used to it.

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    08-29-2012 11:21 AM #89
    if you know how to eat that kitty she wont care.. its all about making her eyes roll back. If you can't do that, then read a book or something.

    I couldnt agree more with you

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    08-29-2012 11:23 AM #90
    that was my wife 26 years ago....now I get it all the time, never have to ask, and can release while she does it.....

    younger women are just not in-tune to their bodies and are generally sexually immature.

    very few women at a young age are into this or want to do this, or worse, like my wife, were raised that it's wrong, an abomination against God, etc.

    give her time....withholding oral from her can hurt your relationship if you are unable to get her to "O" via penetration.....so don't use that as a tit-for-tat type of thing.
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    08-29-2012 11:23 AM #91
    Why did you take the duct tape off if she didn't slobber your knob?
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    08-29-2012 11:34 AM #92
    Its a deal breaker. It might not matter now, but in 2 years if you are still with this chick BJs will be all that you will want, and you'll be watching bj pron every day. Life with a girl that wants and enjoys it is sooooooooooooooooooo much better.

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    08-29-2012 12:09 PM #93
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    just tell her this

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    This thread is revealing....
    Its...interesting to really see what the guys have to say.
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    08-29-2012 12:14 PM #95
    Quote Originally Posted by Rockerchick View Post
    Its...interesting to really see what the guys have to say.
    Hey we're just bein' honest.

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    08-29-2012 12:16 PM #96
    I never said it was a bad thing. But its still interesting. Carry on, fellas
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    08-29-2012 12:16 PM #97
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    Does she at least let you PIITB?

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    Fantastic.

    OP--have you asked her why? These kind of topics can be a bit touchy sometimes--perhaps she doesn't now because some guy once forced her or something.

    I'd say how much you invest in it depends on how much you like her. If it's just a fling, and this is a deal breaker for you, move on. But trust me--learning to talk about this stuff is critical for a long-term relationship.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Numbersix View Post
    Fantastic.

    OP--have you asked her why? These kind of topics can be a bit touchy sometimes--perhaps she doesn't now because some guy once forced her or something.

    I'd say how much you invest in it depends on how much you like her. If it's just a fling, and this is a deal breaker for you, move on. But trust me--learning to talk about this stuff is critical for a long-term relationship.


    Maybe offer her some options as well. Flavored condoms. That is all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chilledman View Post
    Females who don't give head end up as crazy cat ladies .

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    Quote Originally Posted by rpmk4 View Post
    BS. i think ive gone straight from lips to lips everytime without a single complaint.
    Shoot I have to keep a towel with me to keep alive down there or depending the position it goes up my nose
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    08-29-2012 01:48 PM #104
    Quote Originally Posted by TheGreenspanator View Post
    Does she at least let you PIITB?
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    How does she know she doesn't like it if she's never tried it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockerchick View Post


    Maybe offer her some options as well. Flavored condoms. That is all.

    What? Are you really suggesting what I think you're suggesting? In that case, break out the saran wrap.

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