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    09-01-2012 08:12 AM #1
    Boy sticks head out of party bus, hits NJ overpass

    http://news.yahoo.com/boy-sticks-hea...101143771.html

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    09-01-2012 08:13 AM #2
    16 year old kid. Nothing funny about that.


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    09-01-2012 08:14 AM #3
    Good lord, those other kids are scarred for life.

    Sure, it's Darwin, but holy bajeezus.
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  4. 09-01-2012 08:24 AM #4
    Way to hit the party with a real head of steam.



    Wait are we not doing that on this one?
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    09-01-2012 08:24 AM #5
    well now he'll never het ahead in life.
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    09-01-2012 08:50 AM #6
    "Police say Fernandez was pronounced dead at a hospital."

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    Why don't you take a seat over there
    09-01-2012 10:26 AM #7
    The driver should have given him a heads up that the overpass was coming.
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    09-01-2012 11:05 AM #8
    Quote Originally Posted by White Jetta View Post
    The driver should have given him a heads up that the overpass was coming.
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    09-01-2012 11:42 AM #9
    /head asplode

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    09-01-2012 11:47 AM #10
    Thats one hell of a party to throw just for turning 16...

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    09-01-2012 12:03 PM #11
    Comments on the story are stellar, as usual

    He was just trying to imitate a blade of grass under a lawn mower. I think he did a good impression but the blood was unrealistic, since grass doesn't bleed. I give him an 8 out of 10.
    I wonder if the investigation is making any headway...
    Too bad he did not stick his head out and kill everyone on the bus. Those kids should have been in the scouts or something, not Partying!
    Who told Crob?
    Call me a cynic, but you don't hear about European kids being that stupid as much as you hear about American kids...
    There's also a ton of comments wondering where the adult supervision was... Ok, listen. I don't know about anyone else here, but by the time I was 16 my parents trusted me well enough not to be a stupid ****ing idiot. There's really only so much you can do after a certain point. Who's to say an adult would've been able to stop him fast enough anyway? His retard friends probably dared him to do it or something.

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    09-01-2012 12:08 PM #12
    Any leaked pics?
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    09-01-2012 12:48 PM #13
    Absolutely this is Darwin at his best.
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    09-01-2012 12:51 PM #14
    Couldn't handle Jersey Shoe being cancelled.
    they're steppin' on my rhythm and they're stealin' all my lines

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    09-01-2012 01:13 PM #15
    Quote Originally Posted by bluerabbit0886 View Post
    Absolutely this is Darwin at his best.
    I would have been more impressed if the head was whacked back into the bus and rolled down the aisle.
    Next time, Darwin should... plan ahead.
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    09-01-2012 01:15 PM #16
    This also happened here in Detroit a year or two back. Ask any limo driver around and they know about it and shudder when asked.

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    09-01-2012 01:16 PM #17
    At least he'll get to be at the head of the funeral procession.
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    they see me rollin . . .


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    09-01-2012 01:38 PM #19
    Quote Originally Posted by TheGreenspanator View Post
    Who told Crob?


    There's also a ton of comments wondering where the adult supervision was... Ok, listen. I don't know about anyone else here, but by the time I was 16 my parents trusted me well enough not to be a stupid ****ing idiot. There's really only so much you can do after a certain point. Who's to say an adult would've been able to stop him fast enough anyway? His retard friends probably dared him to do it or something.
    Sounds just like him does it not?

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    09-01-2012 01:40 PM #20
    Something similar happened in DC a few years back. Two guys decided to stand up on an open top double decker bus and hit their heads on an overpass while traveling down I-395. I believe the driver had made it clear not to stand up.

    Sad that the kid was 16 but he was warned not to open/screw with the roof hatches.

  21. 09-01-2012 02:23 PM #21
    Quote Originally Posted by DasCC View Post
    16 year old kid. Nothing funny about that.


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    But suddenly funny at 18 or 21?
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    09-02-2012 12:53 AM #22
    Quote Originally Posted by crannky View Post
    But suddenly funny at 18 or 21?
    As long as its concentual.


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