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      09-27-2012 11:11 AM #51
      Quote Originally Posted by ATL_Av8r View Post
      Just go as one of his employees



      That priest costume is offensive. I like it.

      If the NFL ref debacle continued any longer it might be funny to mock that somehow.

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      09-27-2012 11:44 AM #52
      Quote Originally Posted by ModestGirl View Post
      I love Halloween but I hate getting scared, so I spend the night in a state somewhere between glee and panic.
      haha.

      When we used to actually have halloween parties I rarely dressed up....but several times I have appeared out-of-the blue with my chainsaw fired up and screaming, waving it around and yelling like a madman. I always took the chain off so I couldn't actually hurt anyone or myself...but goddamn it would get an awesome reaction.

      I was at a "haunted forest" type of even where you walk thru the woods getting scared, and they had a guy who was making people wet themselves because he would chase them with the running chainsaw and if the person froze...would actually touch them with the bar(sans chain). I've felt the vibration that a chainsaw bar makes when running - and I definitely think that i would be in the pants-wetting category if I wasn't prepared for it!

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      09-27-2012 11:54 AM #53
      bonfires burning bright. pumpkin faces in the night.
      I remember halloween.
      "I was in the future. It was too late to RSVP."

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      09-27-2012 11:58 AM #54
      Quote Originally Posted by barry2952 View Post
      Don't get Halloween. My wife loves getting dressed up. I disconnect the doorbell and hide in the bedroom with the furkids while she tends to the door. I mean how many times can you listen to the Simpsons theme song before the dog, and I, have apoplexy. Since it's a Pagan holiday adopted by Christians as their own, being an atheist of Jewish heritage, it had little meaning for me.

      What are Hallowed Saints, anyway?

      http://s244.photobucket.com/albums/g...t=MVI_2240.mp4
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      09-27-2012 12:07 PM #55
      Just saw this on Pinterest. Yeah, Pinterest.


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      09-27-2012 12:14 PM #56
      ^ That is sad.

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      09-27-2012 12:59 PM #57


      My best friend looks remarkably like January Jones and we both have the clothes (or will acquire what we don't have) to pull this off better than most. I've already purchased a 50's vintage Elgin watch, to put into perspective our level of committment. Really just a good excuse to look amazing.

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      09-27-2012 01:04 PM #58
      Quote Originally Posted by compy222 View Post
      ^ I lol'ed.
      me too

      I've been a pin-up every year..its just too much fun to give-up...but I think this year I might be Jessica Rabbit..just need to aquire a Roger Rabbit stuffed animal to tag along with me
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      09-27-2012 01:10 PM #59
      Quote Originally Posted by compy222 View Post
      ^ I lol'ed.
      Quote Originally Posted by GTIGirlDriver View Post
      me too


      this year im gonna get a dresser and hollow it out and put a hole in the top and put it over my head,throw a open condom on the top,maybe a newspaper,lamp,and a ashtray with a half smoked butt and call myself a one night stand.
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      Sometimes you just have to dim the lights, light a candle, pick out the right clip, and make love to yourself.....
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      I usually stick a ham on either end of my gun and bench press it naked in my window for 10 minutes before I turn in.

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      09-27-2012 01:22 PM #60
      Quote Originally Posted by ridersna View Post


      this year im gonna get a dresser and hollow it out and put a hole in the top and put it over my head,throw a open condom on the top,maybe a newspaper,lamp,and a ashtray with a half smoked butt and call myself a one night stand.
      This is amazing!!

    11. 09-27-2012 01:24 PM #61
      Quote Originally Posted by ridersna View Post


      this year im gonna get a dresser and hollow it out and put a hole in the top and put it over my head,throw a open condom on the top,maybe a newspaper,lamp,and a ashtray with a half smoked butt and call myself a one night stand.
      make sure it's light enough or it'll only last a few minutes before you hate the idea
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      Psssh. I suck dick for the glory. I buy my cocaine.
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      I personally have taken it upon myself to try and exterminate as many cows as possible, one filet or ribeye at a time. Join the call to arms, brothers! To the grill!!

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      09-27-2012 01:26 PM #62
      Quote Originally Posted by NyteGTI View Post
      make sure it's light enough or it'll only last a few minutes before you hate the idea
      already have it
      Quote Originally Posted by pops View Post
      Sometimes you just have to dim the lights, light a candle, pick out the right clip, and make love to yourself.....
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      I usually stick a ham on either end of my gun and bench press it naked in my window for 10 minutes before I turn in.

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      09-27-2012 01:33 PM #63
      coors light samurai


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      and now some sexy ladiez







      Last edited by ridersna; 09-27-2012 at 01:38 PM.
      Quote Originally Posted by pops View Post
      Sometimes you just have to dim the lights, light a candle, pick out the right clip, and make love to yourself.....
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      I usually stick a ham on either end of my gun and bench press it naked in my window for 10 minutes before I turn in.

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      09-27-2012 01:44 PM #64
      Quote Originally Posted by NyteGTI View Post
      make sure it's light enough or it'll only last a few minutes before you hate the idea
      Don't most one night stands?

    15. 09-27-2012 01:46 PM #65
      Quote Originally Posted by Tornado2dr View Post
      Don't most one night stands?
      well played sir
      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      Psssh. I suck dick for the glory. I buy my cocaine.
      Quote Originally Posted by Captain 'Murica! View Post
      I personally have taken it upon myself to try and exterminate as many cows as possible, one filet or ribeye at a time. Join the call to arms, brothers! To the grill!!

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      09-27-2012 07:17 PM #66
      Quote Originally Posted by ElixXxeR View Post
      My best friend looks remarkably like January Jones and we both have the clothes (or will acquire what we don't have) to pull this off better than most. I've already purchased a 50's vintage Elgin watch, to put into perspective our level of committment. Really just a good excuse to look amazing.
      Pics of friend.

      Also, the suit better be tailored, you must drink Manhattans all night and you have to smoke Lucky Strikes even if you're a non-smoker.

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      09-27-2012 07:25 PM #67
      Quote Originally Posted by CoolWhiteWolfsburg View Post
      Blue rock candy in ziplock baggies... bonus points for a meth lab setup in your garage or camper.
      Great idea! Maybe I could get a fog machine and some home brew stuff!
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      09-27-2012 07:51 PM #68
      Quote Originally Posted by ErikGTI View Post
      My friend and I are going to be ethnic stereotypes this year. I'm going as a German, complete with real Lederhosen, and my friend is going to be a Russian, wearing an Adidas tracksuit and probably some other stuff we haven't worked out yet.


      Erik
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      Senior year a bunch of us went as The Goonies. I cannot find a damn picture of the group, but our costumes were pretty spot on.
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      Gotta keep right on the 'Ring. German road rules apply.
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      I think you and I have mentioned this one a few times over the years.
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      Might as well just make it our signatures at this point.

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      09-27-2012 08:18 PM #69
      Quote Originally Posted by BluMagic View Post


      i'm gonna try to be gus... come into work looking like i'm in my late 50's. I'm having a hard time thinking of a way to make it recognizable though. Maybe carry a blue bag of crystal lol
      Your welcome: http://i1.creativecow.net/u/278/gusmask.jpg

      Just wear a brown suit to go with it.


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      09-28-2012 10:34 AM #70
      Quote Originally Posted by Tornado2dr View Post
      When we used to actually have halloween parties I rarely dressed up....but several times I have appeared out-of-the blue with my chainsaw fired up and screaming, waving it around and yelling like a madman. I always took the chain off so I couldn't actually hurt anyone or myself...but goddamn it would get an awesome reaction.
      Thank you for this. My 1967 Homelite Chainsaw will be put to good use this Halloween! Now to figure out how to take the chain off without ruining it...
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      09-28-2012 10:38 AM #71
      Quote Originally Posted by VegasJetta View Post
      Thank you for this. My 1967 Homelite Chainsaw will be put to good use this Halloween! Now to figure out how to take the chain off without ruining it...
      Just full-slack on the adjustment, pull the chain off, and you might want to drain some bar-oil out so that you don't make a mess, or get oil all over people's clothes and piss them off after they piss themselves.

      Protip- run the thing for a little while before the party starts. it will be easier to start on-demand and make for the most surprise effect

      I feel like I need to stress to people that the chain must come off. if anyone tried this in front of me with the chain on and just using the bar-lock I would punch them in the face.
      Last edited by Tornado2dr; 09-28-2012 at 10:42 AM.

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      09-28-2012 10:44 AM #72
      im guessing its not a a good year to be a batman character..

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      09-28-2012 10:48 AM #73
      Quote Originally Posted by Tornado2dr View Post
      Protip- run the thing for a little while before the party starts. it will be easier to start on-demand and make for the most surprise effect
      Yeah, there's nothing scary about a guy running around trying to start a chainsaw like Mad Max in the thunderdome.
      Scotch. It's time.

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      I want to start a fundamentalist bakery called "Let he who is without sin snatch the first scone"

    24. 09-28-2012 10:54 AM #74
      Brown toboggan hat with corn and a penny glued to it.

      I'm going as a **** head.

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      09-28-2012 11:03 AM #75
      Quote Originally Posted by Air-over-water View Post
      I am going as Jesus Christos.



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