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    1. Member Tornado2dr's Avatar
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      09-28-2012 11:38 AM #71
      Quote Originally Posted by VegasJetta View Post
      Thank you for this. My 1967 Homelite Chainsaw will be put to good use this Halloween! Now to figure out how to take the chain off without ruining it...
      Just full-slack on the adjustment, pull the chain off, and you might want to drain some bar-oil out so that you don't make a mess, or get oil all over people's clothes and piss them off after they piss themselves.

      Protip- run the thing for a little while before the party starts. it will be easier to start on-demand and make for the most surprise effect

      I feel like I need to stress to people that the chain must come off. if anyone tried this in front of me with the chain on and just using the bar-lock I would punch them in the face.
      Last edited by Tornado2dr; 09-28-2012 at 11:42 AM.

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      09-28-2012 11:44 AM #72
      im guessing its not a a good year to be a batman character..

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      09-28-2012 11:48 AM #73
      Quote Originally Posted by Tornado2dr View Post
      Protip- run the thing for a little while before the party starts. it will be easier to start on-demand and make for the most surprise effect
      Yeah, there's nothing scary about a guy running around trying to start a chainsaw like Mad Max in the thunderdome.
      Scotch. It's time.

      Quote Originally Posted by Chockomon
      2 Emmetts = Pi * sqrt(cockerpunk)

    4. 09-28-2012 11:54 AM #74
      Brown toboggan hat with corn and a penny glued to it.

      I'm going as a **** head.

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      09-28-2012 12:03 PM #75
      Quote Originally Posted by Air-over-water View Post
      I am going as Jesus Christos.



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      09-28-2012 12:03 PM #76
      Is drunk and stressed out considered a costume?
      Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.

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      09-28-2012 12:06 PM #77
      Going as Porky Pig this year.

      All you need is a blue blazer, red bowtie, and your birthday suite.


    8. 09-28-2012 12:13 PM #78
      Quote Originally Posted by mavric_ac View Post


      ?
      More like this


      A humble carpenter.




    9. 09-28-2012 12:21 PM #79
      Quote Originally Posted by 1.8Tquattro View Post
      Is drunk and stressed out considered a costume?
      I'm pretty much in costume all the time then. The Liquor Barn is just like Halloween City.

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      09-28-2012 01:06 PM #80
      Quote Originally Posted by hrama803 View Post
      im guessing its not a a good year to be a batman character..
      Well you could do the "suprise" pull out an toy AK from behind your back and scare the $hit out of everyone. I mean it is "trick" OR "treat"

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      09-28-2012 01:28 PM #81
      Last Year ....


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      09-28-2012 01:54 PM #82
      Quote Originally Posted by Tornado2dr View Post
      Just full-slack on the adjustment, pull the chain off, and you might want to drain some bar-oil out so that you don't make a mess, or get oil all over people's clothes and piss them off after they piss themselves.

      Protip- run the thing for a little while before the party starts. it will be easier to start on-demand and make for the most surprise effect
      Thanks. I honestly know nothing about these. I got it at a garage sale for $5 because it needed a fuel line. Now it runs mint and starts on the first pull. It's LOUD and scary, and will be perfect if I leave the garage dark and run a fog machine on high...
      Buy my Helios Jetta 16V GLi. Do it.

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      09-28-2012 02:08 PM #83
      I'm going to get a fake UPS/Fedex/DHL/USPS Uniform.

      Acquire box/boxes of Franzia.

      Cover with plain cardboard and shipping labels.

      Walk around, have sloots take "shipments" of wine and ask if they want me to deliver them my package.



      Not terribly original? Idgaf.
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      09-28-2012 02:09 PM #84
      Quote Originally Posted by CruznMalibu View Post
      Last Year ....
      At least you got nailed.

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      Scotch. It's time.

      Quote Originally Posted by Chockomon
      2 Emmetts = Pi * sqrt(cockerpunk)

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      09-28-2012 02:30 PM #85
      thought I'd share..I have a friend of mine that is going to dress completely normal but wear a fake pregnant belly and be drinking out at the bars..cant wait to see people's reaction since she'll be dressed normally
      faceoff
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      So my new girlfriend doesn't give Dome?
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      You spelled ex-girlfriend wrong.

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      09-28-2012 03:02 PM #86
      thats pretty good actually lol

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      09-28-2012 03:02 PM #87
      Quote Originally Posted by GTIGirlDriver View Post
      thought I'd share..I have a friend of mine that is going to dress completely normal but wear a fake pregnant belly and be drinking out at the bars..cant wait to see people's reaction since she'll be dressed normally


      Get some cigarettes for her and keep them visible, like high in a pocket or something

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      09-28-2012 03:27 PM #88
      Quote Originally Posted by Ubel GLI View Post


      Get some cigarettes for her and keep them visible, like high in a pocket or something

      good idea..maybe a syringe sticking out of a back pocket too..
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      So my new girlfriend doesn't give Dome?
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      09-28-2012 03:29 PM #89
      Quote Originally Posted by GTIGirlDriver View Post
      good idea..maybe a syringe sticking out of a back pocket too..
      Just do track marks with make up.
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      Yep, that was my first thought too. A nice set does not automatically make a chick attractive. Especially when that "chick" is a dude.

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      09-28-2012 05:11 PM #90
      I was Shawn, from Shawn of the Dead last year. I order a cheap cricket bat off amazon and sanded down the cheesey purple graphics to just wood and had everyone at the party sign it. It's a nice wall decoration.

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      09-28-2012 05:18 PM #91
      Kinda want to try one of these Nicholas Cage chops

      I was always told I resemble him somewhat


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      09-28-2012 05:23 PM #92
      Quote Originally Posted by Air-over-water View Post
      More like this


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      10-03-2012 04:14 PM #93
      Debating on what to be for Halloween. I'm thinking of being a dish. Women love doing dishes.

    24. 10-03-2012 04:18 PM #94
      Quote Originally Posted by Village Idiot™ View Post
      I was Shawn, from Shawn of the Dead last year. I order a cheap cricket bat off amazon and sanded down the cheesey purple graphics to just wood and had everyone at the party sign it. It's a nice wall decoration.
      I was the same a few years ago. Went to goodwill and picked up a white shirt, black pants and red tie. Tore them up, put fake blood on it and walked around with a cricket bat. My wife went as a zombie.

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      10-03-2012 04:22 PM #95
      If I had children...


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      10-03-2012 04:49 PM #96
      Quote Originally Posted by Marshmallow Man View Post
      Well you could do the "suprise" pull out an toy AK from behind your back and scare the $hit out of everyone. I mean it is "trick" OR "treat"
      I am brown... A brown guy with a beard..


      I will not be holding an AK...

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      10-03-2012 04:54 PM #97
      Quote Originally Posted by konkomania View Post
      If I had children...

      That is awesome and disturbing all at the same time.

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      10-03-2012 04:58 PM #98
      Quote Originally Posted by konkomania View Post
      If I had children...

      As cool as that is, how fun is it for children to dress up as characters from a show they can't (or shouldn't) watch?

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      10-08-2012 08:04 PM #99
      Is that a bedsheet and table cloth? Might have to copy this sans jager or redbull
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      the yager bomber

    30. 10-08-2012 08:05 PM #100
      Well, I've had a couple good ones IMO. There was the year I went as "Saturday Night ******"





      Or the year I went as an abortion doctor.



      I found both to be offensive and hilarious.

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      10-08-2012 09:00 PM #101
      Im undecided, actually.

      I LOVE Halloween, but with my 3.5 month old, Im just plain old worn out. No new costumes this year. Ive got a baby shower to go to that day, then an actual "party" afterwards (well be leaving early so I can sleeeep). Hell, I can early vote in between (Floriduh) so I may do that too

      a. Princess Leia (Ive been told on many MANY occassions I look like her, and I havent rocked the costume for a while now)
      b. the Black Swan - Probably my top pick...I did it last year but very few saw it....thinking of doing it again... but Im not sure....

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      10-08-2012 09:26 PM #102
      I know this isn't the place for "uplifting" photos, but I thought this fit the bill for a pretty awesome halloween costume. Kudos to the parents. Via a friend's facebook post.


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      10-08-2012 09:32 PM #103
      ^ So they pretty much made it harder for the kid to wheel himself around with the added weight

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      10-08-2012 10:55 PM #105
      This is how it's done (back in '09):



      One of the best perks is girls coming up to you and asking them to bite their neck, like this dame:



      Best part about it was her friend was horrible at taking pictures, so we had to do 3 takes of this shot, and each time I got closer to gently biting her, but thought better of it. She was cute, but was really quiet afterwards and didn't really carry a convo. Maybe she was tired, maybe she wasn't into me.

      She was probably tired.

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