Halloween

[Tornado2dr]

Thank you for this. My 1967 Homelite Chainsaw will be put to good use this Halloween! Now to figure out how to take the chain off without ruining it...

Just full-slack on the adjustment, pull the chain off, and you might want to drain some bar-oil out so that you don't make a mess, or get oil all over people's clothes and piss them off after they piss themselves.

Protip- run the thing for a little while before the party starts. it will be easier to start on-demand and make for the most surprise effect

I feel like I need to stress to people that the chain must come off. if anyone tried this in front of me with the chain on and just using the bar-lock I would punch them in the face.

[hrama803]

im guessing its not a a good year to be a batman character..

[Time for a GTI]

Protip- run the thing for a little while before the party starts. it will be easier to start on-demand and make for the most surprise effect

Yeah, there's nothing scary about a guy running around trying to start a chainsaw like Mad Max in the thunderdome.

[winstonsmith84]

Brown toboggan hat with corn and a penny glued to it.

I'm going as a **** head.

[mavric_ac]

I am going as Jesus Christos.

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[1.8Tquattro]

Is drunk and stressed out considered a costume?

[Cortical]

Going as Porky Pig this year.

All you need is a blue blazer, red bowtie, and your birthday suite.

[Air-over-water]

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More like this


A humble carpenter.

[winstonsmith84]

Is drunk and stressed out considered a costume?

I'm pretty much in costume all the time then. The Liquor Barn is just like Halloween City.

[Marshmallow Man]

im guessing its not a a good year to be a batman character..

Well you could do the "suprise" pull out an toy AK from behind your back and scare the $hit out of everyone. I mean it is "trick" OR "treat"

[CruznMalibu]

Last Year ....

[VegasJetta]

Just full-slack on the adjustment, pull the chain off, and you might want to drain some bar-oil out so that you don't make a mess, or get oil all over people's clothes and piss them off after they piss themselves.

Protip- run the thing for a little while before the party starts. it will be easier to start on-demand and make for the most surprise effect

Thanks. I honestly know nothing about these. I got it at a garage sale for $5 because it needed a fuel line. Now it runs mint and starts on the first pull. It's LOUD and scary, and will be perfect if I leave the garage dark and run a fog machine on high...

[Roketdriver]

I'm going to get a fake UPS/Fedex/DHL/USPS Uniform.

Acquire box/boxes of Franzia.

Cover with plain cardboard and shipping labels.

Walk around, have sloots take "shipments" of wine and ask if they want me to deliver them my package.



Not terribly original? Idgaf.

[Time for a GTI]

Last Year ....

At least you got nailed.

buhdumtch

[GliGirlDriver]

thought I'd share..I have a friend of mine that is going to dress completely normal but wear a fake pregnant belly and be drinking out at the bars..cant wait to see people's reaction since she'll be dressed normally

[Marshmallow Man]

thats pretty good actually lol

[Ubel GLI]

thought I'd share..I have a friend of mine that is going to dress completely normal but wear a fake pregnant belly and be drinking out at the bars..cant wait to see people's reaction since she'll be dressed normally

Get some cigarettes for her and keep them visible, like high in a pocket or something

[GliGirlDriver]

Get some cigarettes for her and keep them visible, like high in a pocket or something

good idea..maybe a syringe sticking out of a back pocket too..

[spdfrek]

good idea..maybe a syringe sticking out of a back pocket too..

Just do track marks with make up.

[Village Idiot™]

I was Shawn, from Shawn of the Dead last year. I order a cheap cricket bat off amazon and sanded down the cheesey purple graphics to just wood and had everyone at the party sign it. It's a nice wall decoration.

[Marshmallow Man]

Kinda want to try one of these Nicholas Cage chops

I was always told I resemble him somewhat

[mavric_ac]

More like this


A humble carpenter.

nice

[Cousin Eddie]

Debating on what to be for Halloween. I'm thinking of being a dish. Women love doing dishes.

[pwm]

I was Shawn, from Shawn of the Dead last year. I order a cheap cricket bat off amazon and sanded down the cheesey purple graphics to just wood and had everyone at the party sign it. It's a nice wall decoration.

I was the same a few years ago. Went to goodwill and picked up a white shirt, black pants and red tie. Tore them up, put fake blood on it and walked around with a cricket bat. My wife went as a zombie.

[konkomania]

If I had children...

[hrama803]

Well you could do the "suprise" pull out an toy AK from behind your back and scare the $hit out of everyone. I mean it is "trick" OR "treat"

I am brown... A brown guy with a beard..


I will not be holding an AK...

[Bladecatcher]

If I had children...

That is awesome and disturbing all at the same time.

[BRZ]

If I had children...

As cool as that is, how fun is it for children to dress up as characters from a show they can't (or shouldn't) watch?

[Late Apex]

Is that a bedsheet and table cloth? Might have to copy this sans jager or redbull

the yager bomber

[chodez]

Well, I've had a couple good ones IMO. There was the year I went as "Saturday Night Fuhrer"





Or the year I went as an abortion doctor.



I found both to be offensive and hilarious.

[sakigt]

Im undecided, actually.

I LOVE Halloween, but with my 3.5 month old, Im just plain old worn out. No new costumes this year. Ive got a baby shower to go to that day, then an actual "party" afterwards (well be leaving early so I can sleeeep). Hell, I can early vote in between (Floriduh) so I may do that too

a. Princess Leia (Ive been told on many MANY occassions I look like her, and I havent rocked the costume for a while now)
b. the Black Swan - Probably my top pick...I did it last year but very few saw it....thinking of doing it again... but Im not sure....

[NickWVU]

I know this isn't the place for "uplifting" photos, but I thought this fit the bill for a pretty awesome halloween costume. Kudos to the parents. Via a friend's facebook post.

[Late Apex]

^ So they pretty much made it harder for the kid to wheel himself around with the added weight

[Late Apex]

[kiznarsh]

This is how it's done (back in '09):



One of the best perks is girls coming up to you and asking them to bite their neck, like this dame:



Best part about it was her friend was horrible at taking pictures, so we had to do 3 takes of this shot, and each time I got closer to gently biting her, but thought better of it. She was cute, but was really quiet afterwards and didn't really carry a convo. Maybe she was tired, maybe she wasn't into me.

She was probably tired.