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    1. 09-27-2012 02:33 PM #36
      Quote Originally Posted by Time for a GTI View Post
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      that'd be a boner disintegrator

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      09-27-2012 02:38 PM #37
      when the power goes out

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      Yep, that was my first thought too. A nice set does not automatically make a chick attractive. Especially when that "chick" is a dude.

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      09-27-2012 02:39 PM #38
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      09-27-2012 03:01 PM #39
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      09-27-2012 04:48 PM #41
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      09-27-2012 05:12 PM #42
      Quote Originally Posted by mkII_short_dub View Post
      people that look like preppy's
      I.e. sperry boat shoes, LAX shorts, white hats, popped collars, and a general smugness about them
      i dont dress this way, but the research ive done at the bars would appear to contradict your statement... or at least put you in the minority.
      bitches love that preppy ****.

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      09-27-2012 05:14 PM #43
      Quote Originally Posted by mkII_short_dub View Post
      people that look like preppy's
      I.e. sperry boat shoes, LAX shorts, white hats, popped collars, and a general smugness about them
      I wear Sperry Top Siders all summer. I own a boat.

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      09-27-2012 05:16 PM #45
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      ewww

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      09-27-2012 05:17 PM #46
      Quote Originally Posted by ValveCoverGasket View Post
      i dont dress this way, but the research ive done at the bars would appear to contradict your statement... or at least put you in the minority.
      bitches love that preppy ****.
      In the bar, it usually means you have a real job and don't live in your parents basement. That gives you a huge leg up on the wifebeater and razor wire tattoo crowd. Bitches love a non-zero bank balance.

    12. 09-27-2012 05:18 PM #47
      Quote Originally Posted by Preppy View Post
      The boner killer hair cut.

      I mean, good god, she went from HOT to 10 year old boy over night.

      I see nothing wrong with her hair...


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      09-27-2012 05:22 PM #48
      SO much better with long hair.
      Really short hair on a chick is a total boner killer... it's like the 'mom' haircut.
      You know, the 'I have kids and a job and I just don't have the time or inclination to give a flying **** anymore' kinda thing.

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      09-27-2012 05:22 PM #49
      Quote Originally Posted by GeoffD View Post
      I wear Sperry Top Siders all summer. I own a boat.
      well then you are pardoned

      Quote Originally Posted by ValveCoverGasket View Post
      i dont dress this way, but the research ive done at the bars would appear to contradict your statement... or at least put you in the minority.
      bitches love that preppy ****.
      in the minority? I really doubt that, I suppose it's relative to where you're located. I haven't researched this fascinating topic intensely(lol), but I'd say it's safe to assume the majority of Americans are in fact not into dressing like preppys

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      09-27-2012 05:26 PM #50
      Quote Originally Posted by mkII_short_dub View Post
      well then you are pardoned


      in the minority? I really doubt that, I suppose it's relative to where you're located. I haven't researched this fascinating topic intensely(lol), but I'd say it's safe to assume the majority of Americans are in fact not into dressing like preppys
      Pretty sure the majority go for a decent looking, clean cut dude, with some nice duds... with a bit of a party edge, but not too much, signals that he's not a bum but still has a good time.

      The ones that go for tatted up shmos in either a) hipster doofus gear, or b) preppy/guido gear are looking for 'projects' and generally like to be treated like doo doo.

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      09-27-2012 05:27 PM #51
      Quote Originally Posted by GeoffD View Post
      In the bar, it usually means you have a real job and don't live in your parents basement. That gives you a huge leg up on the wifebeater and razor wire tattoo crowd. Bitches love a non-zero bank balance.
      or it could also imply that your 'rents pay for everything. most preppy guys I know are fully sponsored by their parents. just sayin.

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      09-27-2012 05:28 PM #52
      Quote Originally Posted by GeoffD View Post
      In the bar, it usually means you have a real job and don't live in your parents basement. That gives you a huge leg up on the wifebeater and razor wire tattoo crowd. Bitches love a non-zero bank balance.
      yeah i dunno, must be location dependant as well, i live in a smaller college town and there are plenty of broke kids who dress like that as well.

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      09-27-2012 05:33 PM #53
      Quote Originally Posted by ValveCoverGasket View Post
      yeah i dunno, must be location dependant as well, i live in a smaller college town and there are plenty of broke kids who dress like that as well.
      I didn't even realize that people still dress like this... I don't really see this at all in Toronto.
      I think it's more of a burbs thing?
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      09-27-2012 05:35 PM #54
      knowing your wife is your daughter?

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      09-27-2012 05:39 PM #55
      Quote Originally Posted by winstonsmith84 View Post
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      Quote Originally Posted by mkII_short_dub View Post
      well then you are pardoned


      in the minority? I really doubt that
      I'm with you. My parents are Yuppies, so to me Ralph Lauren = my Dad Not that my Dad isn't one of the coolest people in the universe, because he is. But there's a huge spectrum between "living in mom's basement" and "I wear collared shirts and khakis when not required by dress code". Also- I'm not overlooking how nice it is to have a man that a) Knows when cleaning up is appropriate b) Cleans up well.

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      09-27-2012 05:40 PM #56
      Quote Originally Posted by mkII_short_dub View Post
      well then you are pardoned
      Pardoned for the boat shoes.... but I'm smug as hell.

      I used to wear a popped collar Izod or Polo underneath an Oxford but that was 30 years ago.

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      09-27-2012 05:42 PM #57
      Quote Originally Posted by Preppy View Post
      Pretty sure the majority go for a decent looking, clean cut dude, with some nice duds... with a bit of a party edge, but not too much, signals that he's not a bum but still has a good time.
      that's what I have. although he's a just a bit too much party and not enough srs bzns (maybe too much like me?)
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      09-27-2012 05:49 PM #58
      Quote Originally Posted by mkII_short_dub View Post
      or it could also imply that your 'rents pay for everything. most preppy guys I know are fully sponsored by their parents. just sayin.
      ...but they live in the family beach cottage or ski condo, not in the basement.

      I'm way older'n you. In my 1980's hang-at-the-bar years in the sailing-oriented town I grew up in (and moved back to recently) or at the ski area I weekended at, there were some "fully sponsored" preppy-look people but most had midweek white collar or business casual office jobs.

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      09-27-2012 05:52 PM #59
      Quote Originally Posted by ValveCoverGasket View Post
      i dont dress this way, but the research ive done at the bars would appear to contradict your statement... or at least put you in the minority.
      bitches love that preppy ****.
      The biddies do love preppy stuff. It's timeless. +1 if you actually grew up boating/own a boat. I know I love preppy girls.

      Boner killers? Piercings, tats, ratty clothes. Girls who wear leggings to a bar. Girls that say DUDE. Hippies. Juggalettes. Hair, anywhere but the scalp. Cavaliers. Large hoop earrings.

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      09-27-2012 05:53 PM #60
      Quote Originally Posted by GeoffD View Post
      ...but they live in the family beach cottage or ski condo, not in the basement.

      I'm way older'n you. In my 1980's hang-at-the-bar years in the sailing-oriented town I grew up in (and moved back to recently) or at the ski area I weekended at, there were some "fully sponsored" preppy-look people but most had midweek white collar or business casual office jobs.
      I mean, it's cool. just because you're a preppy kinda guy doesn't mean we couldn't be friends. I'm not THAT shallow

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      09-27-2012 05:53 PM #61
      Quote Originally Posted by GeoffD View Post
      ...but they live in the family beach cottage or ski condo, not in the basement.

      I'm way older'n you. In my 1980's hang-at-the-bar years in the sailing-oriented town I grew up in (and moved back to recently) or at the ski area I weekended at, there were some "fully sponsored" preppy-look people but most had midweek white collar or business casual office jobs.
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      09-27-2012 05:54 PM #62
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      Hair, anywhere but the scalp. Cavaliers. Large hoop earrings.
      well that's just dumb
      what guy doesn't like eyebrows and eyelashes

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      09-27-2012 05:55 PM #63
      Quote Originally Posted by mkII_short_dub View Post
      well that's just dumb
      what guy doesn't like eyebrows and eyelashes
      I enjoy being cleared for landing.
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      09-27-2012 05:57 PM #64
      Quote Originally Posted by mkII_short_dub View Post
      well that's just dumb
      what guy doesn't like eyebrows and eyelashes

      Oops! Anywhere but the head*

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      09-27-2012 05:59 PM #65
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      Oops! Anywhere but the head*
      You like chicks with mustaches and beards?
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    31. 09-27-2012 06:02 PM #66
      Quote Originally Posted by Preppy View Post
      How you doin'

      um hi... <blush>

      I preppy boys.

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      09-27-2012 06:07 PM #67
      Quote Originally Posted by Preppy View Post
      You like chicks with mustaches and beards?


      You know what I mean! enough!









    33. 09-27-2012 06:10 PM #68
      I say Dude.
      I should stop.

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      09-27-2012 06:20 PM #69
      Stop it Katie.

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      09-27-2012 06:24 PM #70
      I call my dude a bro, he calls me dudebro, we call the kids bro


      calm down bro.

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