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      09-27-2012 02:07 PM #26
      Quote Originally Posted by wilm13 View Post
      Tattoos.
      Disagree..i find it sexier. To each his own
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      09-27-2012 02:08 PM #27
      Quote Originally Posted by Time for a GTI View Post
      When "she" has a boner too.


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      09-27-2012 02:09 PM #28
      If she farts...and scoops the air to smell it..

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      09-27-2012 02:15 PM #29
      Quote Originally Posted by Double-V View Post
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      - Bad beej. Chicks like to yammer about guys being bad at paddling the snot canoe but most chicks aren't very good at giving the beej.
      good god
      first off, gross choice of terminology, if I could achieve a boner, you would've just killed it there
      second off, don't be dumb, people are not mind readers!!! chicks can't know what you think feels good unless you tell them!!!! duhhhhhhhhh
      men. SMH.

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      09-27-2012 02:16 PM #30
      Quote Originally Posted by wilm13 View Post
      Tattoos.
      Agreed.
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    6. 09-27-2012 02:20 PM #31
      cankles
      too much body hair

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      09-27-2012 02:20 PM #32
      people that look like preppy's
      I.e. sperry boat shoes, LAX shorts, white hats, popped collars, and a general smugness about them

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      09-27-2012 02:21 PM #33
      Quote Originally Posted by Fahrbomb View Post
      cankles
      too much body hair
      cankle hair
      Scotch. It's time.

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      I want to start a fundamentalist bakery called "Let he who is without sin snatch the first scone"

    9. 09-27-2012 02:23 PM #34
      Quote Originally Posted by mkII_short_dub View Post
      people that look like preppy's
      I.e. sperry boat shoes, LAX shorts, white hats, popped collars, and a general smugness about them
      This is the most refreshing thing I've read in months.

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      09-27-2012 02:31 PM #35
      Quote Originally Posted by mkII_short_dub View Post
      people that look like preppy's
      I.e. sperry boat shoes, LAX shorts, white hats, popped collars, and a general smugness about them


      This is SO nice tho:

      Last edited by Preppy; 09-27-2012 at 02:36 PM.
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    11. 09-27-2012 02:33 PM #36
      Quote Originally Posted by Time for a GTI View Post
      cankle hair
      that'd be a boner disintegrator

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      09-27-2012 02:38 PM #37
      when the power goes out

      Quote Originally Posted by VikingVR6GTI View Post
      Yep, that was my first thought too. A nice set does not automatically make a chick attractive. Especially when that "chick" is a dude.

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      09-27-2012 02:39 PM #38
      Quote Originally Posted by spdfrek View Post
      when the power goes out

      Easy fix:

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      09-27-2012 03:01 PM #39
      goofy guy in front

      stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables
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      09-27-2012 04:43 PM #40
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      09-27-2012 04:48 PM #41
      Cigarette breath

      Nostril hair

      Treasure trails

      40 grit leg stubble

      Sweaty pantyhose under jeans (some chick I hooked up with when I was 22 actually did that)
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      09-27-2012 05:12 PM #42
      Quote Originally Posted by mkII_short_dub View Post
      people that look like preppy's
      I.e. sperry boat shoes, LAX shorts, white hats, popped collars, and a general smugness about them
      i dont dress this way, but the research ive done at the bars would appear to contradict your statement... or at least put you in the minority.
      bitches love that preppy ****.

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      09-27-2012 05:14 PM #43
      Quote Originally Posted by mkII_short_dub View Post
      people that look like preppy's
      I.e. sperry boat shoes, LAX shorts, white hats, popped collars, and a general smugness about them
      I wear Sperry Top Siders all summer. I own a boat.

    19. 09-27-2012 05:14 PM #44
      BLB True(?) Story.

      So Im pounding the fire out of my HS GF on prom night. Looking back on it, it's a no fapper memory, but still. So we are going at it doggie fashion ( as my wifes grandmother calls it) when her dog comes up behind me and stuffs his nose in my ass crack and gives 'er a lick. WHOA! Stop that there would ya. I dismount and proceed to whack the dog with a couch cushion. GF was laughing her ass off as I tried to remount and she farted. Not just any fart, but a King Kamehameha mega fart/queef combo, which she still though was funny as hell. This was her senior prom night sex romp. Ruined. I couldn't have got wood at Home Depot after that.

      TL;DR?

      Dog rim jobs, farts.

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      09-27-2012 05:16 PM #45
      Quote Originally Posted by ILL02GTI View Post
      ewww

      Ah yes.....the old bagel forehead.
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      09-27-2012 05:17 PM #46
      Quote Originally Posted by ValveCoverGasket View Post
      i dont dress this way, but the research ive done at the bars would appear to contradict your statement... or at least put you in the minority.
      bitches love that preppy ****.
      In the bar, it usually means you have a real job and don't live in your parents basement. That gives you a huge leg up on the wifebeater and razor wire tattoo crowd. Bitches love a non-zero bank balance.

    22. 09-27-2012 05:18 PM #47
      Quote Originally Posted by Preppy View Post
      The boner killer hair cut.

      I mean, good god, she went from HOT to 10 year old boy over night.

      I see nothing wrong with her hair...


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      09-27-2012 05:22 PM #48
      SO much better with long hair.
      Really short hair on a chick is a total boner killer... it's like the 'mom' haircut.
      You know, the 'I have kids and a job and I just don't have the time or inclination to give a flying **** anymore' kinda thing.

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      09-27-2012 05:22 PM #49
      Quote Originally Posted by GeoffD View Post
      I wear Sperry Top Siders all summer. I own a boat.
      well then you are pardoned

      Quote Originally Posted by ValveCoverGasket View Post
      i dont dress this way, but the research ive done at the bars would appear to contradict your statement... or at least put you in the minority.
      bitches love that preppy ****.
      in the minority? I really doubt that, I suppose it's relative to where you're located. I haven't researched this fascinating topic intensely(lol), but I'd say it's safe to assume the majority of Americans are in fact not into dressing like preppys

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      09-27-2012 05:26 PM #50
      Quote Originally Posted by mkII_short_dub View Post
      well then you are pardoned


      in the minority? I really doubt that, I suppose it's relative to where you're located. I haven't researched this fascinating topic intensely(lol), but I'd say it's safe to assume the majority of Americans are in fact not into dressing like preppys
      Pretty sure the majority go for a decent looking, clean cut dude, with some nice duds... with a bit of a party edge, but not too much, signals that he's not a bum but still has a good time.

      The ones that go for tatted up shmos in either a) hipster doofus gear, or b) preppy/guido gear are looking for 'projects' and generally like to be treated like doo doo.

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