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    10-02-2012 05:05 PM #141
    Still nasty.

    Nasty feet is high on my list. If you don't take care of your toes, what's your level of care for the rest of you girly parts?
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    10-02-2012 05:17 PM #142
    Quote Originally Posted by TheGreenspanator View Post
    Her (quite plausible, from what I understand) explanation was sweat + self-tanner.
    makes sense to me. reposting of that pic is killing it for me. thankfully you didn't do that.
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    10-02-2012 05:27 PM #143
    Quote Originally Posted by TurboZen View Post
    makes sense to me. reposting of that pic is killing it for me. thankfully you didn't do that.
    every time i see a picture of her, i picture that juice streaming down her leg and shudder...

    Sometimes I swear i smell dinuguan with a lot of patis.

    It has scarred me for life.
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    10-03-2012 06:49 AM #144


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    10-05-2012 04:19 AM #145
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    My stomach turned after looking at that...
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    10-05-2012 07:37 AM #146
    Quote Originally Posted by spdfrek View Post
    when the power goes out

    The insertion hole looks tiny!

    Boner killer for me:

    bad hygiene
    smelly breath
    chap lips
    hairy vagina's
    armpit hair
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    10-05-2012 07:48 AM #147
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    10-05-2012 07:56 AM #148
    Quote Originally Posted by hrama803 View Post
    Wish I could go back in time and try this...


    Man that be awesome. She would probably punch me..






















    and I would like it
    Maybe we should meet. ;-)

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    10-05-2012 08:03 AM #149
    Quote Originally Posted by myterribear View Post
    Maybe we should meet. ;-)

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    yes.

    My sister lives in Florida...
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    10-05-2012 08:18 AM #150
    Quote Originally Posted by hrama803 View Post
    yes.

    My sister lives in Florida...
    Keeping it in the family is cool too. Where about in Florida?

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    10-05-2012 08:23 AM #151
    Quote Originally Posted by myterribear View Post
    Keeping it in the family is cool too. Where about in Florida?

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    Chiefland.. Boring little town... Owns a Liquor store tho, so that makes it fun.

    maybe I can choke you one day...
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    10-05-2012 09:58 AM #152
    Quote Originally Posted by hrama803 View Post
    Chiefland.. Boring little town... Owns a Liquor store tho, so that makes it fun.
    Sister, liquor store, and chiefland.

    I'm game.
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    10-05-2012 10:27 AM #153
    efukt has a lot of boner shrinking material.
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    10-05-2012 10:35 AM #154
    Quote Originally Posted by Late Apex View Post


    This right here!!!! Improper teeth to gum ratio. There are some seriously hot chicks out here that have 3/4" of gum and 1/4" of tooth and it's a total boner killer
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    I don't want the butt herp on my schwantz either.
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    10-05-2012 09:11 PM #155
    Quote Originally Posted by hrama803 View Post
    Chiefland.. Boring little town... Owns a Liquor store tho, so that makes it fun.

    maybe I can choke you one day...
    Sounds quite intriguing. Promise?

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    10-06-2012 09:48 AM #156
    Quote Originally Posted by BluMagic View Post
    fake tan
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    10-06-2012 09:52 AM #157
    Quote Originally Posted by myterribear View Post
    Sounds quite intriguing. Promise?

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    very niiice..

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    10-06-2012 11:37 AM #158
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Roloff View Post
    efukt has a lot of boner shrinking material.
    Hey I like those forums.
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    10-07-2012 01:36 PM #159
    Quote Originally Posted by Matt View Post
    This right here!!!! Improper teeth to gum ratio. There are some seriously hot chicks out here that have 3/4" of gum and 1/4" of tooth and it's a total boner killer
    Is this only a woman thing? I don't know that I've ever seen a guy with big gums and small teeth?

    But I totally agree...my husband and I laugh about it all the time...totally sucks for the people with tiny teeth. Thank god we both have huge horse teeth
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    10-11-2012 02:05 PM #160
    Quote Originally Posted by blaah View Post
    Fat chicks in spandex.....yuck!!

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    Some things were just never meant to go near or fit into spandex. Same goes with leather.
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    10-11-2012 02:07 PM #161
    Quote Originally Posted by prom king View Post
    fake tan
    im pretty sure she is ****ting herself.
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    10-11-2012 02:09 PM #162
    Girls who don't walk properly in heels.
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    10-11-2012 02:11 PM #163
    Quote Originally Posted by Matt View Post
    This right here!!!! Improper teeth to gum ratio. There are some seriously hot chicks out here that have 3/4" of gum and 1/4" of tooth and it's a total boner killer
    That and she has a little bit of a crust stash goin on there. That just aint right.
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    10-11-2012 02:36 PM #164
    Quote Originally Posted by Jeremy R. View Post
    That and she has a little bit of a crust stash goin on there. That just aint right.
    I noticed that way before the gum/teeth ratio. Can never tell if those are a shadow or actual facial hair. Creepy!
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    10-11-2012 03:28 PM #165
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    100grit vag-stubble.
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    And then she proceeded to rapidly tongue my rusty sheriff's badge. At that point I was like this:



    Remember girls: When giving handy's/beejers when in doubt slower is always better. You're not trying to pump a ground well dry. Chill the **** out!
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    10-11-2012 03:57 PM #166
    Quote Originally Posted by TheGreenspanator View Post
    Girls who don't walk properly in heels.
    ah yes! so true!
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    10-11-2012 03:59 PM #167
    A thick girl stuffed into a small girl's dress. No problem with curvy girls, but for God's sake...don't squeeze your size 8-12 ass into a size 4-6 dress/skirt.
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    10-11-2012 05:52 PM #168
    Condoms. Kill my boner every time
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    10-11-2012 05:59 PM #169
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    Condoms. Kill my boner every time
    Lol.

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    10-12-2012 01:38 AM #170
    chicks who take $100 and then dont come back with there friend for the other $100
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    Fu(k a signature, you should be just introducing yourself with that. "hi my name is chilled man and i can bench all four of you skinny bitches, or find us a midget and I'll squat all five of ya." I'm impressed.
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    10-12-2012 01:45 AM #171
    the bottom of the fagina
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    Fu(k a signature, you should be just introducing yourself with that. "hi my name is chilled man and i can bench all four of you skinny bitches, or find us a midget and I'll squat all five of ya." I'm impressed.
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    10-12-2012 08:34 AM #172
    Hot coffee spilled on my crotch. A definite boner destroyer!
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    10-12-2012 08:55 AM #173
    Quote Originally Posted by xombiesarelove View Post
    I noticed that way before the gum/teeth ratio. Can never tell if those are a shadow or actual facial hair. Creepy!
    I dont care if its a shadow if it looks like a stash I wouldnt go near her at all.
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    10-12-2012 09:43 AM #174
    Excess body hair (Leg, pit, mustache, sometimes even arms). Roast beef.
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    10-12-2012 10:09 AM #175
    Quote Originally Posted by TheGreenspanator View Post
    Girls who don't walk properly in heels.


    http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuSIPan52TA

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