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      10-02-2012 05:05 PM #141
      Still nasty.

      Nasty feet is high on my list. If you don't take care of your toes, what's your level of care for the rest of you girly parts?

    2. 10-02-2012 05:17 PM #142
      Quote Originally Posted by TheGreenspanator View Post
      Her (quite plausible, from what I understand) explanation was sweat + self-tanner.
      makes sense to me. reposting of that pic is killing it for me. thankfully you didn't do that.

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      10-02-2012 05:27 PM #143
      Quote Originally Posted by TurboZen View Post
      makes sense to me. reposting of that pic is killing it for me. thankfully you didn't do that.
      every time i see a picture of her, i picture that juice streaming down her leg and shudder...

      Sometimes I swear i smell dinuguan with a lot of patis.

      It has scarred me for life.
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      He did this at 22 old. He is world strongest man. President Obama ordered him to stop but truth must come out. Buy silver in middle of week.

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      10-03-2012 06:49 AM #144



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      10-05-2012 04:19 AM #145
      Quote Originally Posted by BluMagic View Post
      My stomach turned after looking at that...
      VRalliance #39

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      10-05-2012 07:37 AM #146
      Quote Originally Posted by spdfrek View Post
      when the power goes out

      The insertion hole looks tiny!

      Boner killer for me:

      bad hygiene
      smelly breath
      chap lips
      hairy vagina's
      armpit hair

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      10-05-2012 07:48 AM #147
      Quote Originally Posted by GTIGirlDriver View Post
      Larry & Balki!

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      10-05-2012 07:56 AM #148
      Quote Originally Posted by hrama803 View Post
      Wish I could go back in time and try this...


      Man that be awesome. She would probably punch me..






















      and I would like it
      Maybe we should meet. ;-)

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      10-05-2012 08:03 AM #149
      Quote Originally Posted by myterribear View Post
      Maybe we should meet. ;-)

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      yes.

      My sister lives in Florida...

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      10-05-2012 08:18 AM #150
      Quote Originally Posted by hrama803 View Post
      yes.

      My sister lives in Florida...
      Keeping it in the family is cool too. Where about in Florida?

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      10-05-2012 08:23 AM #151
      Quote Originally Posted by myterribear View Post
      Keeping it in the family is cool too. Where about in Florida?

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      Chiefland.. Boring little town... Owns a Liquor store tho, so that makes it fun.

      maybe I can choke you one day...
      Last edited by hrama803; 10-05-2012 at 08:49 AM.

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      10-05-2012 09:58 AM #152
      Quote Originally Posted by hrama803 View Post
      Chiefland.. Boring little town... Owns a Liquor store tho, so that makes it fun.
      Sister, liquor store, and chiefland.

      I'm game.
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      10-05-2012 10:27 AM #153
      efukt has a lot of boner shrinking material.
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      10-05-2012 10:35 AM #154
      Quote Originally Posted by Late Apex View Post


      This right here!!!! Improper teeth to gum ratio. There are some seriously hot chicks out here that have 3/4" of gum and 1/4" of tooth and it's a total boner killer
      FS: Oettinger Type E 16 x 7.5, 5 x 100 with all 4 center caps. Perfect shape. Located in San Diego

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      I don't want the butt herp on my schwantz either.

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      10-05-2012 09:11 PM #155
      Quote Originally Posted by hrama803 View Post
      Chiefland.. Boring little town... Owns a Liquor store tho, so that makes it fun.

      maybe I can choke you one day...
      Sounds quite intriguing. Promise?

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      10-06-2012 09:48 AM #156
      Quote Originally Posted by BluMagic View Post
      fake tan

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      10-06-2012 09:52 AM #157
      Quote Originally Posted by myterribear View Post
      Sounds quite intriguing. Promise?

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      very niiice..

      PM sent

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      10-06-2012 11:37 AM #158
      Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Roloff View Post
      efukt has a lot of boner shrinking material.
      Hey I like those forums.

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      10-07-2012 01:36 PM #159
      Quote Originally Posted by Matt View Post
      This right here!!!! Improper teeth to gum ratio. There are some seriously hot chicks out here that have 3/4" of gum and 1/4" of tooth and it's a total boner killer
      Is this only a woman thing? I don't know that I've ever seen a guy with big gums and small teeth?

      But I totally agree...my husband and I laugh about it all the time...totally sucks for the people with tiny teeth. Thank god we both have huge horse teeth

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      10-11-2012 02:05 PM #160
      Quote Originally Posted by blaah View Post
      Fat chicks in spandex.....yuck!!

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      Some things were just never meant to go near or fit into spandex. Same goes with leather.

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      10-11-2012 02:07 PM #161
      Quote Originally Posted by prom king View Post
      fake tan
      im pretty sure she is ****ting herself.

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      10-11-2012 02:09 PM #162
      Girls who don't walk properly in heels.

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      10-11-2012 02:11 PM #163
      Quote Originally Posted by Matt View Post
      This right here!!!! Improper teeth to gum ratio. There are some seriously hot chicks out here that have 3/4" of gum and 1/4" of tooth and it's a total boner killer
      That and she has a little bit of a crust stash goin on there. That just aint right.

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      10-11-2012 02:36 PM #164
      Quote Originally Posted by Jeremy R. View Post
      That and she has a little bit of a crust stash goin on there. That just aint right.
      I noticed that way before the gum/teeth ratio. Can never tell if those are a shadow or actual facial hair. Creepy!

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      10-11-2012 03:28 PM #165
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      100grit vag-stubble.
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      And then she proceeded to rapidly tongue my rusty sheriff's badge. At that point I was like this:



      Remember girls: When giving handy's/beejers when in doubt slower is always better. You're not trying to pump a ground well dry. Chill the **** out!
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      10-11-2012 03:57 PM #166
      Quote Originally Posted by TheGreenspanator View Post
      Girls who don't walk properly in heels.
      ah yes! so true!
      Keep Calm & Chive On

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      10-11-2012 03:59 PM #167
      A thick girl stuffed into a small girl's dress. No problem with curvy girls, but for God's sake...don't squeeze your size 8-12 ass into a size 4-6 dress/skirt.

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      10-11-2012 05:52 PM #168
      Condoms. Kill my boner every time

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      10-11-2012 05:59 PM #169
      Quote Originally Posted by HI SPEED View Post
      Condoms. Kill my boner every time
      Lol.

      I only laugh because I've had it happen before.
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      10-12-2012 01:38 AM #170
      chicks who take $100 and then dont come back with there friend for the other $100

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      10-12-2012 01:45 AM #171
      the bottom of the fagina

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      10-12-2012 08:34 AM #172
      Hot coffee spilled on my crotch. A definite boner destroyer!
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      10-12-2012 08:55 AM #173
      Quote Originally Posted by xombiesarelove View Post
      I noticed that way before the gum/teeth ratio. Can never tell if those are a shadow or actual facial hair. Creepy!
      I dont care if its a shadow if it looks like a stash I wouldnt go near her at all.

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      10-12-2012 09:43 AM #174
      Excess body hair (Leg, pit, mustache, sometimes even arms). Roast beef.
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      10-12-2012 10:09 AM #175
      Quote Originally Posted by TheGreenspanator View Post
      Girls who don't walk properly in heels.


      http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuSIPan52TA

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