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    09-30-2012 11:26 PM #1
    Looks like some kid is getting his mkv sold his mommy and daddy bought and built for him. Lol

    Guess the dad has $41,000 into the car, bags and rs's!



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    "Ok.. you need to brake early at the white penis, then go deep at the black vagina. Try to stay on the outside at the shocker, then hug the curb at the yellow rack..."

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    10-01-2012 12:10 AM #2
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  3. 10-01-2012 12:21 AM #3
    is he doing it Gengham style?

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    I just got this weird urge to sell my car

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    10-01-2012 01:03 AM #5
    Do those hoez come with it?
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    10-01-2012 02:05 AM #6
    Quote Originally Posted by v408w View Post
    Do those hoez come with it?
    lolol

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    10-01-2012 03:45 AM #7
    ****.
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    10-01-2012 04:08 AM #8
    minus the eyelids, the car looks perfect. the fact that the dad spent 20k to get it there is

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    10-01-2012 08:10 AM #9
    Must be nice

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    10-01-2012 12:06 PM #10
    well it does have super rs' those are not cheap wheels like rs'

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    10-01-2012 12:43 PM #12
    Quote Originally Posted by v408w View Post
    Do those hoez come with it?
    i love how no matter how much older i get, teens stay the same age
    I changed my oil with diluted KY Jelly and I really like it. Drove it 3 miles no problem yet. Highly recommend it.

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    10-01-2012 12:44 PM #13
    how is that $20k in aftermarket parts?

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    10-01-2012 12:47 PM #14
    Quote Originally Posted by vDuByu92 View Post
    how is that $20k in aftermarket parts?
    It's not, and I suspect those are reps.
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    10-01-2012 12:54 PM #15
    20k hmm?
    bumpers with paint maybe 2.5k
    audio maybe 1.5k
    air system with install 4-5k
    Rims and tires 4k
    exhaust 1.5k with install
    intake 400
    still missing another 4k or so gas money?

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    10-01-2012 01:13 PM #16
    Quote Originally Posted by cekone View Post
    20k hmm?
    bumpers with paint maybe 2.5k
    audio maybe 1.5k
    air system with install 4-5k
    Rims and tires 4k
    exhaust 1.5k with install
    intake 400
    still missing another 4k or so gas money?
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    10-01-2012 01:30 PM #17
    I know this kid that his daddy paid for everything including the car, bags, wheels. My parents must not of loved me that much when I was 17
    Replica wheels are like fake boobs. They look good on the outside, but when it comes to quality, Nothing beats the real thing.
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    10-01-2012 04:49 PM #18
    Quote Originally Posted by vDuByu92 View Post
    how is that $20k in aftermarket parts?
    I am guessing it was along the lines of "Hey Dad, I need $5000 for wheels" Spends $3000 on wheels and the rest on booze and drugs?

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    10-01-2012 04:56 PM #19
    lol wut? rich spoiled kids..

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    10-01-2012 04:57 PM #20
    Quote Originally Posted by dustinwark View Post
    I am guessing it was along the lines of "Hey Dad, I need $5000 for wheels" Spends $3000 on wheels and the rest on booze and drugs?
    Lol
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    "Ok.. you need to brake early at the white penis, then go deep at the black vagina. Try to stay on the outside at the shocker, then hug the curb at the yellow rack..."

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    10-01-2012 05:18 PM #21
    This kid must be a future 47 percenter.

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    10-01-2012 05:37 PM #22
    My favorite part is probably the fact that his gf (or may she is one of his whores) and her friends are proudly pointing to a sticker that says "four doors for more whores", while dressed in their prom dresses. Self respect is abundant here...
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    10-01-2012 06:35 PM #23
    man hes probably such a tool
    You could always sand it.

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    10-01-2012 06:38 PM #24
    Quote Originally Posted by purlman View Post
    man hes probably such a tool
    Ya, only tools go to prom color matched to their whip
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    Quote Originally Posted by BRealistic View Post
    "Ok.. you need to brake early at the white penis, then go deep at the black vagina. Try to stay on the outside at the shocker, then hug the curb at the yellow rack..."

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    10-01-2012 07:32 PM #25
    Quote Originally Posted by kevin FaKiN spLits View Post
    Ya, only tools go to prom color matched to their whip
    And shoot photos while they point to their wheels like they're Funkmaster Flex

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    10-01-2012 07:36 PM #26
    Quote Originally Posted by kueckerdj09 View Post
    And shoot photos while they point to their wheels like they're Funkmaster Flex
    He's probably from the streetz of the rich neighborhood.
    Replica wheels are like fake boobs. They look good on the outside, but when it comes to quality, Nothing beats the real thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt_Mkv View Post
    Low and slow my friend.

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    10-01-2012 08:14 PM #27
    Quote Originally Posted by peskyrabbit View Post
    I know this kid that his daddy paid for everything including the car, bags, wheels. My parents must not of loved me that much when I was 17
    Think I know who you're talking about

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    10-01-2012 08:55 PM #28
    Quote Originally Posted by bryangb View Post
    Think I know who you're talking about

    You do. Candy white with oz's that's now bagged. ****in kid dosent know a thing about volkswagens. He was gonna get a flowmaster till I guided him in the right direction and told him to get awe. Which his daddy bought him.
    Replica wheels are like fake boobs. They look good on the outside, but when it comes to quality, Nothing beats the real thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt_Mkv View Post
    Low and slow my friend.

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    10-01-2012 09:10 PM #29
    Quote Originally Posted by peskyrabbit View Post
    You do. Candy white with oz's that's now bagged. ****in kid dosent know a thing about volkswagens. He was gonna get a flowmaster till I guided him in the right direction and told him to get awe. Which his daddy bought him.
    Lol. I bet the kid who this thread is about could give 2 sh*ts its fs.
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    10-01-2012 09:57 PM #31
    100$ says hes on here somewhere and most likely getting mad props in his F/S thread for how dope his whip is.
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    10-01-2012 10:05 PM #32
    Quote Originally Posted by mavric_ac View Post
    100$ says hes on here somewhere and most likely getting mad props in his F/S thread for how dope his whip is.
    Trust me he's not. I'm a mkv guy and he's not gettin props at all. It got locked and I requested it moved here. Keep it going let it die idc, just sharing somethin
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    "Ok.. you need to brake early at the white penis, then go deep at the black vagina. Try to stay on the outside at the shocker, then hug the curb at the yellow rack..."

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    10-01-2012 10:06 PM #33
    Quote Originally Posted by kevin FaKiN spLits View Post
    It's not, and I suspect those are reps.
    This... When's the dude in white coming out of the closet?

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    Or simply overpaid... either way "more doors for more whores" one really sold me on it. Bidding $40k now.!
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