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    10-02-2012 05:19 PM #71
    Many years ago a buddy talked me into going to H-town's first all nude club called The Mustang. It was out by one of the airports in a really skeevy part of town. It was also BYOB (all nudes can't get a liquor license here), but they'll sell you a cup with ice for $8. Anyway, they had some "porn star" I'd never heard of performing named Crystal Wilder. She was about 5' with big fake tits and giant blonde hair. I think this was 93 or 94 and I guess this chick had her day back in the 80s. Still, she was pretty hot and didn't suffer too badly from the run down drug face most of these girls succumb to.

    Anyway, she was offering "lap" photos for $20 - she'd sit on your lap, buck nekkid, legs closed while her manager shot a Polaroid. My buddy and I were wasted at this point (we each brought a bottle of Jack) and decided to get pictures with her. I was tapped so he loaned me the 20.

    My pic was lame, but his was pretty funny. He was actually holding her in his arms with his tongue sticking out and this crazy face. We laughed all the way home and then passed out drunk.

    The dumb m'fer left the photos on the couch where his wife saw them. When we got up the next morning, she had torn them both up. I was like, "Bitch, why'd you tear mine up? I'm not married to you."

    A little later we were watching the game and he turned to me and said, "You still owe me $20."



    I said, "No way, man. Your WIFE owes you $20. Good luck with that."

    We laughed about that for years.
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    10-02-2012 05:53 PM #72
    Went to high school with Big Naturals Tiffany. She made that video her senior year and shady Matt copied a bunch of dvds and you could buy them around school. Mines still kicking around somewhere. Couldn't tell you if she still does pron

  3. 10-02-2012 06:29 PM #73
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    Who is that?


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    10-02-2012 06:42 PM #74
    Nope,... not I have a list of who I wouldn't mind meeting,..........
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    10-02-2012 07:07 PM #75
    Quote Originally Posted by vwbrvr6 View Post
    I sat next to Bruce Dern on a flight from Ft. Lauderdale to L.A. He wouldn't stop talking to me. All I wanted to do was sleep.

    Sigh.....I should have read what this thread is about before posting. I didn't realize LOL.

    But no, I've never been able to meet up with any of the cam models that I've had websex, camsex, intersex, or whatever it's called, with. They're usually really hush hush on giving out their true location, or maybe I should stop "showing face".
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    10-02-2012 07:24 PM #76
    Quote Originally Posted by vwbrvr6 View Post
    They're usually really hush hush on giving out their true location
    Really? Ya don't say?

    "Why yes, creepy stranger on the internet who talks dirty to me and faps while paying me to take my clothes off and perform sexual acts on myself over the internet... You sound like a really reputable person. Here is my phone number and address."

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    Walked past Brandy Taylor/Talore in the Phoenix Airport one time. Cute gal, horrible performer. I was tired from the flight, and only realized it was her 30 yards later. One of those "did I go to school with that girl?" moments.

    My buddy Newman "Banks" Mc______ got a lap dance from Briana Banks for his birthday at the Uptown Cabaret in Charlotte (don't know if it's still there - nice club owned by Jenna Jameson a while back).

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    10-03-2012 01:38 AM #79
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    She's f*cking busted!

    Other than nice t!ts, she's a mess.

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    10-03-2012 01:53 AM #80
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  11. 10-03-2012 02:07 AM #81
    Quote Originally Posted by vwbrvr6 View Post
    Sigh.....I should have read what this thread is about before posting. I didn't realize LOL.

    But no, I've never been able to meet up with any of the cam models that I've had websex, camsex, intersex, or whatever it's called, with. They're usually really hush hush on giving out their true location, or maybe I should stop "showing face".

    Ya, like half the thread should have.
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    10-03-2012 02:55 AM #82
    my ex is an FTV girl...does that count?
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    10-03-2012 03:57 AM #83
    Quote Originally Posted by under the radar View Post
    my ex is an FTV girl...does that count?
    Did you meet her, in real life?
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    10-03-2012 04:41 AM #84
    I've met and been to a few parties with a bunch of Wicked Pictures and Zero Tolerance girls. They are "tiny" in real life. Most of them are super nice in person but you just know there's something loose up there. Some are pretty hot looking in real life, some are average.

    Kirsten Price



    Jessica Drake



    Alektra Blue



    Sunny Leone



    Kaylani Lei



    Sarah Vandella



    Courtney Cummz



    ...and some others I'm forgetting. My wife met even more of them through her work.

  15. 10-03-2012 08:19 AM #85
    ^^ now we are talking. I would love to be a fly on the wall at one of those parties.

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    10-03-2012 10:17 AM #86
    Yep.

    Summer/autumn of 2011 was the time of hookah smoking sessiosn with some beer thrown in at my buddy Dan's townhouse every night. One day, he invites us over. My buddy texts me saying a pornstar is there. I guess Dan used to date her and told some of us before hand that this girl was coming over and that she did porn.

    Get over there and this strange, quiet, but somewhat attractive yet not my type at all girl is there. She is stupid as hell. We talk for a bit though and she is interesting enough.

    She finds me on facebook later that night and starts talking to me a bit. Fast forward to the next day, she starts talking to me again. My buddy says for me to come hang out but tells me to ask her if she wants to come. She gives me her number and I end up picking her up in my old GTI. Pornstar snatch rubbing all over the Recaros. Pick her up, we talk a bit and I bring her to my friends house. She occasionally tried talking to me for a while but I never did anything about it.

    TLDR: I probably could have ****ed a pornstar who kept talking to me but she wasn't really my type and she was as dumb as can be. Should have hit that though...probably still could if I wanted to put the effort in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zaYG View Post
    Yep.

    Summer/autumn of 2011 was the time of hookah smoking sessiosn with some beer thrown in at my buddy Dan's townhouse every night. One day, he invites us over. My buddy texts me saying a pornstar is there. I guess Dan used to date her and told some of us before hand that this girl was coming over and that she did porn.

    Get over there and this strange, quiet, but somewhat attractive yet not my type at all girl is there. She is stupid as hell. We talk for a bit though and she is interesting enough.

    She finds me on facebook later that night and starts talking to me a bit. Fast forward to the next day, she starts talking to me again. My buddy says for me to come hang out but tells me to ask her if she wants to come. She gives me her number and I end up picking her up in my old GTI. Pornstar snatch rubbing all over the Recaros. Pick her up, we talk a bit and I bring her to my friends house. She occasionally tried talking to me for a while but I never did anything about it.

    TLDR: I probably could have ****ed a pornstar who kept talking to me but she wasn't really my type and she was as dumb as can be. Should have hit that though...probably still could if I wanted to put the effort in.

    OK, who was it?
    I'm really just here for the pancakes.
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  18. 10-03-2012 10:28 AM #88
    Quote Originally Posted by crannky View Post
    OK, who was it?

    X2.
    all that and you leave out the name? Was it a shemale?

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    10-03-2012 10:33 AM #89
    Quote Originally Posted by Fahrbomb View Post
    X2.
    all that and you leave out the name? Was it a shemale?
    Nobody famous. Went by Jizzelle Jennings and another name too IIRC.
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    10-03-2012 10:54 AM #90
    i used to hang out with a chick from my area who now does some pretty good stuff. sweet and fun girl. she comes back to mke from time to time and hasnt changed at all just keeps getting hotter

    Victoria Rae Black

    id post pics but im at work hope someone can help me out.

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    10-03-2012 11:18 AM #91
    Melissa Midwest used to come into the store I worked at in high school. The only time I ever helped her was when she was buying a new set of sheets. CSB.


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    10-03-2012 01:48 PM #92
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    I met Jenny Chu at SEMA last year. She was just walking around in plain clothes. I recognized her and said "hey that's Jenny Chu" she stopped and took a picture with me.

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    10-03-2012 01:52 PM #93
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    Went to high school with Big Naturals Tiffany. She made that video her senior year and shady Matt copied a bunch of dvds and you could buy them around school. Mines still kicking around somewhere. Couldn't tell you if she still does pron
    Haha, I think everybody that went to OJR had a copy at one point.

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    This is to remind myself to visit Google later from my non-work computer...
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    10-04-2012 12:13 AM #96
    I was on a flight with Kate from Kate's Playground a while back...didn't actually meet her, just stared awkwardly...

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    10-04-2012 01:56 AM #97
    I have met/seen/observed more adult "stars" than I can count. None of them impressed me.

    Oh, and I live in the porn capital of the world.
    how come a transvestite donkey witch is next to you and why is it wearing a dress?

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    10-04-2012 01:57 AM #98
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    Did you meet her, in real life?
    what do you mean? i lived with her for 3 years.
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    10-04-2012 03:29 AM #99
    Mom dated a dude whose roomate was dating Rocki Roads (can't provide picture because I'm at work) She was a porn star in the 90's won penthouse pet of the year at some point. Gigantor super fake boobies. Anyway I was around 18/19 when this was going down she came over to our house one night before hitting a club dressed up in a leather cat suit. Came down into the basement where all of my friends were and talked to us all about "the business". I was a rock star for a little bit after that...

    Oh and she had to move away and leave her cat behind she asked me to take it. I still own Rocki Roads pu$$y a orange tabby w/ extra claws (a hemingway cat)

    On a recent work trip to the Czech Republic the hotel we were staying at had a strip club in the basement. One of the strippers we were watching turned out to be a really really nasty euro porn star (like golden showers/ DP's/ that kind of stuff) It was funny to see the guys faces that were kissing all over her the next day when they found out


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    10-04-2012 04:39 AM #101
    I worked on a terrible reality porn called Foursome...with Kelly Devine...



    She is pretty much a C*m dumpster in real life...

    I also well acquainted with this fine specimen...



    I met her working for the UFC...and she has most recently been featured as the main stripper in on stage in this seasons premiere episode of dexter Approx 38 min in
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    10-04-2012 05:34 AM #102
    Im sure several people at my school will be in the biz sooner or later.

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    10-04-2012 12:44 PM #103
    Quote Originally Posted by Rub-ISH View Post
    I worked on a terrible reality porn called Foursome...with Kelly Devine...



    She is pretty much a C*m dumpster in real life...
    Dat ass, though.


    What a fun, sexy time for you.

  33. 10-04-2012 12:50 PM #104
    Quote Originally Posted by GsR View Post
    I was on a flight with Kate from Kate's Playground a while back...didn't actually meet her, just stared awkwardly...
    What were you staring at?


  34. 10-04-2012 03:26 PM #105
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    Dat ass, though.
    Agreed.
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