Went to high school with Big Naturals Tiffany. She made that video her senior year and shady Matt copied a bunch of dvds and you could buy them around school. Mines still kicking around somewhere. Couldn't tell you if she still does pron
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Many years ago a buddy talked me into going to H-town's first all nude club called The Mustang. It was out by one of the airports in a really skeevy part of town. It was also BYOB (all nudes can't get a liquor license here), but they'll sell you a cup with ice for $8. Anyway, they had some "porn star" I'd never heard of performing named Crystal Wilder. She was about 5' with big fake tits and giant blonde hair. I think this was 93 or 94 and I guess this chick had her day back in the 80s. Still, she was pretty hot and didn't suffer too badly from the run down drug face most of these girls succumb to.
Anyway, she was offering "lap" photos for $20 - she'd sit on your lap, buck nekkid, legs closed while her manager shot a Polaroid. My buddy and I were wasted at this point (we each brought a bottle of Jack) and decided to get pictures with her. I was tapped so he loaned me the 20.
My pic was lame, but his was pretty funny. He was actually holding her in his arms with his tongue sticking out and this crazy face. We laughed all the way home and then passed out drunk.
The dumb m'fer left the photos on the couch where his wife saw them. When we got up the next morning, she had torn them both up. I was like, "Bitch, why'd you tear mine up? I'm not married to you."
A little later we were watching the game and he turned to me and said, "You still owe me $20."
I said, "No way, man. Your WIFE owes you $20. Good luck with that."
We laughed about that for years.
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Went to high school with Big Naturals Tiffany. She made that video her senior year and shady Matt copied a bunch of dvds and you could buy them around school. Mines still kicking around somewhere. Couldn't tell you if she still does pron
#74
Nope,... not I have a list of who I wouldn't mind meeting,..........![]()
#75
Sigh.....I should have read what this thread is about before posting.I didn't realize LOL.
But no, I've never been able to meet up with any of the cam models that I've had websex, camsex, intersex, or whatever it's called, with. They're usually really hush hush on giving out their true location, or maybe I should stop "showing face".![]()
VW's from my past.
1986 Scirocco 16v, 1998 Jetta GLX Vr6, 2002 Passat 1.8t, 2005 Passat 1.8t, 2009 Passat 2.0t.
#77
Champagne room experience with Brittany O' Connell in '91.
Palace Centerfold on US1 and T-Pike in Miami.
Best $350 I ever spent.![]()
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#78
Walked past Brandy Taylor/Talore in the Phoenix Airport one time. Cute gal, horrible performer. I was tired from the flight, and only realized it was her 30 yards later. One of those "did I go to school with that girl?" moments.
My buddy Newman "Banks" Mc______ got a lap dance from Briana Banks for his birthday at the Uptown Cabaret in Charlotte (don't know if it's still there - nice club owned by Jenna Jameson a while back).
That's about it.
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
She's f*cking busted!
Other than nice t!ts, she's a mess.
DO. NOT. WANT.
#80
Buy your little enthusiast a Ferrari bike from me.
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#81
I'm really just here for the pancakes.
I'm Sorry Hachi... I love you.
#82
my ex is an FTV girl...does that count?
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#84
I've met and been to a few parties with a bunch of Wicked Pictures and Zero Tolerance girls. They are "tiny" in real life. Most of them are super nice in person but you just know there's something loose up there. Some are pretty hot looking in real life, some are average.
Kirsten Price
Jessica Drake
Alektra Blue
Sunny Leone
Kaylani Lei
Sarah Vandella
Courtney Cummz
...and some others I'm forgetting. My wife met even more of them through her work.
#85
^^ now we are talking. I would love to be a fly on the wall at one of those parties.
#86
Yep.
Summer/autumn of 2011 was the time of hookah smoking sessiosn with some beer thrown in at my buddy Dan's townhouse every night. One day, he invites us over. My buddy texts me saying a pornstar is there. I guess Dan used to date her and told some of us before hand that this girl was coming over and that she did porn.
Get over there and this strange, quiet, but somewhat attractive yet not my type at all girl is there. She is stupid as hell. We talk for a bit though and she is interesting enough.
She finds me on facebook later that night and starts talking to me a bit. Fast forward to the next day, she starts talking to me again. My buddy says for me to come hang out but tells me to ask her if she wants to come. She gives me her number and I end up picking her up in my old GTI. Pornstar snatch rubbing all over the Recaros. Pick her up, we talk a bit and I bring her to my friends house. She occasionally tried talking to me for a while but I never did anything about it.
TLDR: I probably could have ****ed a pornstar who kept talking to me but she wasn't really my type and she was as dumb as can be. Should have hit that though...probably still could if I wanted to put the effort in.
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#87
I'm really just here for the pancakes.
I'm Sorry Hachi... I love you.
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#90
i used to hang out with a chick from my area who now does some pretty good stuff. sweet and fun girl. she comes back to mke from time to time and hasnt changed at all just keeps getting hotter
Victoria Rae Black
id post pics but im at work hope someone can help me out.
#91
Melissa Midwest used to come into the store I worked at in high school. The only time I ever helped her was when she was buying a new set of sheets. CSB.
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#92
Jenny and I are friends - both from Ventura Cty in SoCal. Just texted her the other day - she's living in Vegas now.
I met Jenna Jameson in Miami in 2007. Her and Tito were staying at the same hotel and were in town for one of his fights. This was before she got her breast reduction. She was super sweet - tons of people wanted pictures with her, but I was the only one her bodyguard allowed
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#95
I'm really just here for the pancakes.
I'm Sorry Hachi... I love you.
#96
I was on a flight with Kate from Kate's Playground a while back...didn't actually meet her, just stared awkwardly...![]()
#97
I have met/seen/observed more adult "stars" than I can count. None of them impressed me.
Oh, and I live in the porn capital of the world.![]()
how come a transvestite donkey witch is next to you and why is it wearing a dress?
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you mother****er, say what one more goddamn time!
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#99
Mom dated a dude whose roomate was dating Rocki Roads (can't provide picture because I'm at work) She was a porn star in the 90's won penthouse pet of the year at some point. Gigantor super fake boobies. Anyway I was around 18/19 when this was going down she came over to our house one night before hitting a club dressed up in a leather cat suit. Came down into the basement where all of my friends were and talked to us all about "the business". I was a rock star for a little bit after that...
Oh and she had to move away and leave her cat behind she asked me to take it. I still own Rocki Roads pu$$y a orange tabby w/ extra claws (a hemingway cat)
On a recent work trip to the Czech Republic the hotel we were staying at had a strip club in the basement. One of the strippers we were watching turned out to be a really really nasty euro porn star (like golden showers/ DP's/ that kind of stuff) It was funny to see the guys faces that were kissing all over her the next day when they found out![]()
#101
I worked on a terrible reality porn called Foursome...with Kelly Devine...
She is pretty much a C*m dumpster in real life...
I also well acquainted with this fine specimen...
I met her working for the UFC...and she has most recently been featured as the main stripper in on stage in this seasons premiere episode of dexterApprox 38 min in
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#102
Im sure several people at my school will be in the biz sooner or later.
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