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    Butt Hole Tattoo Girl, Maria, Speaks: "Now My Ass Is Famous Overnight", or Florida...

    10-03-2012 09:38 AM #1
    There's a Floriderp thread, but this is too good to not have it's own...

    http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/co...erview_ass.php


    Florida? Yeah. Daddy issues? Certainly. And most of all, the ****ing swamp.

    Quote Originally Posted by New Times Snippet
    Music Editor Liz Tracy was interviewing Tattoo Dave Amchir when up walked a skinny, young topless blonde, her nips covered by electric tape Xes, black fairy wings inked on her back, and an unlit cigarette in hand. She said: "Can I give you another awesome reaction?" Pulled her skirt up, pulled down her panties, reached back, and spread her cheeks open to reveal the words "Rock" in a half circle above, and "Wood" in a half circle below her 22-year old anus, or butt hole, if you will.

    We were standing between the bar and the buffet line at a Marriott in Coral Springs on the busy floor of the South Florida Tattoo Expo. "Now, that..." Someone clapped, "You need to be getting tips for that. That's wondahful."

    Later, Maria Louise Del Rosario straddled a massage table, back arched, butt raised and open, and said, "Dude, you can pound this ass, and it feels so good... Soooo good." Then, a volunteer artist from Big Daddy's Ink pushed his tattoo gun into her tender skin. Her right eye twitched. She licked her lips and smiled...


    Do yourselves a favor, read the whole article. A couple of semi-NSFW pics in there, though. Pasties and such.


    EDIT: Found this gem: Mods, if this is to Floridian, please remove, or ask me to.

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    10-03-2012 09:55 AM #2
    train wreck...
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    10-03-2012 09:59 AM #4
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    10-03-2012 10:00 AM #5
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    10-03-2012 10:11 AM #6
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    10-03-2012 10:24 AM #7
    Tattoos are excellent for helping point out crazy.
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    10-03-2012 10:29 AM #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Fritz27 View Post
    Tattoos are excellent for helping point out crazy.
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    10-03-2012 10:31 AM #9
    Wow. After reading that article, I don't know whether to shake my head in disgust or feel sorry for that trainwreck. I do know one thing for sure though, she should have her tubes tied right now before she creates any spawn. He lineage needs to stop right there with her.
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    10-03-2012 10:35 AM #10
    oh yeah, go watch the video........

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    10-03-2012 10:42 AM #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Fritz27 View Post
    Tattoos are excellent for helping point out crazy.
    If you're face to face with this chick's browntown I think it's too late.
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    10-03-2012 10:43 AM #12
    So this is what shaken baby syndrome looks like in adulthood.
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    10-03-2012 10:45 AM #13
    Quote Originally Posted by ModestGirl View Post
    So this is what shaken baby syndrome looks like in adulthood.
    Pretty sure she was stirred, not shaken.
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    if i got my ass kicked every time I went to a particular bar, i'd own it, and ruin anything in my path.
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    10-03-2012 10:48 AM #14
    Quote Originally Posted by xombiesarelove View Post
    If you're face to face with this chick's browntown I think it's too late.
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    10-03-2012 10:48 AM #15
    Quote Originally Posted by xombiesarelove View Post
    If you're face to face with this chick's browntown I think it's too late.
    Yeah, little too late to pull out at that point.
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    10-03-2012 10:53 AM #16
    Friend of mine went to that expo and watched that happen. She said she is now scarred for life from watching it. I was going to go to the expo but went to the beach instead, after hearing about it wish I had went just to see that train wreck lol
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    10-03-2012 10:56 AM #17
    Girl looks crazy and dirty.....would smash
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    10-03-2012 10:57 AM #18
    Say what what you will, but you all know she would be one interesting evening. I just hope you remember to bring your camera.

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    10-03-2012 11:05 AM #19
    Wow... and I bet in another 10-15 years that will just be normal teenage behavior...
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    10-03-2012 11:07 AM #20
    Quote Originally Posted by UnitedGTI. View Post
    Friend of mine went to that expo and watched that happen. She said she is now scarred for life from watching it. I was going to go to the expo but went to the beach instead, after hearing about it wish I had went just to see that train wreck lol
    Wait, the back-door tattoo happened in the middle of a public exposition hall?

    Damn. That's scary.
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    10-03-2012 11:09 AM #21
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    10-03-2012 11:25 AM #22
    Daaaaamn.
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    10-03-2012 11:47 AM #23
    No actual NSFW shots of tattoo? I am dissapoint. I wanted to check it out for uhhh...to uhhh...to check the quality of work.
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    10-03-2012 11:49 AM #24
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    Daaaaamn.
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    10-03-2012 11:51 AM #25
    Quote Originally Posted by Basscase View Post
    No actual NSFW shots of tattoo? I am dissapoint. I wanted to check it out for uhhh...to uhhh...to check the quality of work.
    That is a NSFW photo of the tattoo, she just bleaches heavily.
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    10-03-2012 11:51 AM #26
    reminds me of a stripper at a VW strip club... she had the granny panties on stage, and then she took em off, she had like an american eagle tattoed across her vag and inner thighs. it was the best thing i ever seen and i had to get a lapdance from it. i wanted to also eff the eagle, but i realized there would of been many rednecks that would want to make love to 'murrica, so i gave that up quickly.
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    10-03-2012 11:52 AM #27
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    10-03-2012 11:53 AM #28
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    10-03-2012 11:55 AM #29
    You have heard of those people who have 99% of their bodies tatooed? Maybe this is the 1%.
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    10-03-2012 11:55 AM #30
    Quote Originally Posted by Air-over-water View Post
    That is a NSFW photo of the tattoo, she just bleaches heavily.
    That's HOTTT!
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    10-03-2012 11:56 AM #31
    I got 99 tatoos and a butthole ain't one.
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    10-03-2012 12:01 PM #33
    So, is this like one of those MAD magazine folding back cover pages where it shows something different during goatse?
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    10-03-2012 12:26 PM #34
    Anyone know why she got the words rock and wood tattooed?
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    10-03-2012 12:27 PM #35
    Quote Originally Posted by Tornado2dr View Post
    Yeah....ummm.

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    Yeah. I don't even know what I'd say that I wouldn't also say while watching a train derail. It's just like, wow, damn.



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