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    10-04-2012 10:32 AM #106

    I'm not doing you in the bum if my names not there...
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    10-04-2012 10:52 AM #107
    Quote Originally Posted by ATL_Av8r View Post
    She's puttin on the ritz

    Dressed up like a million dollar tropper
    Getting tattoos all up in the pooper
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    10-04-2012 10:56 AM #108
    Quote Originally Posted by Basscase View Post
    HAH! Found one!

    Oh and it's not on the balloon knot.
    I was wondering how you would even tattoo that area let alone have it be legible.
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    Yep, that was my first thought too. A nice set does not automatically make a chick attractive. Especially when that "chick" is a dude.
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    10-04-2012 11:30 AM #109
    Reminds me of these horror stories. Don't read on a full stomach or an empty stomach or whatever

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    10-04-2012 12:18 PM #110


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    10-04-2012 12:26 PM #111
    Changed my mind...would mud boot.
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    10-04-2012 12:29 PM #112
    Quote Originally Posted by StormChaser View Post
    Changed my mind...would mud boot.
    Not with all the crazy in her mind. Nooo wayyyy.

    It's like a ticking time bomb.
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    10-04-2012 12:33 PM #113
    In 30 years it will look like she has permanent poo butt. No amount of wiping will clean up this mess.
    Women are gentle and soft, but they hit things...

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    10-04-2012 12:34 PM #114
    Quote Originally Posted by 1.8tizzle View Post
    Not with all the crazy in her mind. Nooo wayyyy.

    It's like a ticking time bomb.
    Who said anything about giving her my name or phone number?
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    If Chilledman and Stormy won't hit it, you know it's gone rancid.
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    10-04-2012 12:37 PM #115
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    10-04-2012 12:40 PM #116
    Quote Originally Posted by StormChaser View Post
    Who said anything about giving her my name or phone number?
    Shoot, the crazy could come out during the deed. And not in a good way...
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    10-04-2012 12:41 PM #117
    Anyone think she looks like that kid from Teen Mom?
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    10-04-2012 12:42 PM #118
    Quote Originally Posted by VikingVR6GTI View Post
    Yep, that was my first thought too. A nice set does not automatically make a chick attractive. Especially when that "chick" is a dude.
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    10-04-2012 01:41 PM #119
    A quick Google images search for "butt hole tattoo" tells me this isn't as uncommon as I thought. A quick review of the resulting images tells me that one's wiener would get more bumps on it than the braille edition of War and Peace if these chicks are pounded without double wrapping it first.
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    10-04-2012 01:56 PM #120
    ^^
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    10-04-2012 04:12 PM #121
    Quote Originally Posted by Uberhare View Post
    ^^
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    10-04-2012 05:19 PM #122
    Crazy as cat shyte!
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    10-04-2012 05:48 PM #123
    The Emma Watson shop...I lost it.
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    10-04-2012 08:07 PM #125
    Quote Originally Posted by Adam144 View Post
    BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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    10-04-2012 08:11 PM #126
    Now that, right there, is an instant classic. Bravo sir. Bra-vo.
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    10-04-2012 08:11 PM #127
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    10-04-2012 08:11 PM #128
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    Perfect. In every way.
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    10-04-2012 08:31 PM #129
    Hahaha ****s poppin off!
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    10-04-2012 08:37 PM #131
    Gentlemen, I think you'll agree that I've taken care of our butter face issue. South wood for life.
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    10-05-2012 12:55 AM #132
    Request for a pshop of the painting restoration gone wrong
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    10-05-2012 01:03 AM #133
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    10-05-2012 01:43 AM #134
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    10-05-2012 01:51 AM #135
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    10-05-2012 09:52 AM #136
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    LOVE IT! i've never looked so sexy. you sir, are an artist

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    10-05-2012 10:02 AM #137
    Quote Originally Posted by 1.8tizzle View Post
    Shoot, the crazy could come out during the deed. And not in a good way...
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    10-05-2012 10:37 AM #138
    Quote Originally Posted by cabriomfg View Post
    LOVE IT! i've never looked so sexy. you sir, are an artist

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    You didn't deliver on the nudes or semi-noodz so I created them myself. I think it looks pretty good.
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    10-05-2012 10:47 AM #139
    Quote Originally Posted by Adam144 View Post
    You didn't deliver on the nudes or semi-noodz so I created them myself. I think it looks pretty good.
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    Yep, that was my first thought too. A nice set does not automatically make a chick attractive. Especially when that "chick" is a dude.
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    10-05-2012 11:26 AM #140
    hahaha, awesome.
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