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    Thread: Butt Hole Tattoo Girl, Maria, Speaks: "Now My Ass Is Famous Overnight", or Florida...

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      10-04-2012 10:23 AM #102
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      10-04-2012 10:26 AM #103
      Quote Originally Posted by ATL_Av8r View Post
      For the hell of it, can you make one with Emma Watson?

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      10-04-2012 10:32 AM #106

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      10-04-2012 10:52 AM #107
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      10-04-2012 10:56 AM #108
      Quote Originally Posted by Basscase View Post
      HAH! Found one!

      Oh and it's not on the balloon knot.
      I was wondering how you would even tattoo that area let alone have it be legible.
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      Yep, that was my first thought too. A nice set does not automatically make a chick attractive. Especially when that "chick" is a dude.

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      10-04-2012 11:30 AM #109
      Reminds me of these horror stories. Don't read on a full stomach or an empty stomach or whatever

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      10-04-2012 12:26 PM #111
      Changed my mind...would mud boot.

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      10-04-2012 12:29 PM #112
      Quote Originally Posted by StormChaser View Post
      Changed my mind...would mud boot.
      Not with all the crazy in her mind. Nooo wayyyy.

      It's like a ticking time bomb.

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      10-04-2012 12:33 PM #113
      In 30 years it will look like she has permanent poo butt. No amount of wiping will clean up this mess.
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      10-04-2012 12:34 PM #114
      Quote Originally Posted by 1.8tizzle View Post
      Not with all the crazy in her mind. Nooo wayyyy.

      It's like a ticking time bomb.
      Who said anything about giving her my name or phone number?

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      10-04-2012 12:37 PM #115
      Quote Originally Posted by Dark Zero View Post
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      10-04-2012 12:40 PM #116
      Quote Originally Posted by StormChaser View Post
      Who said anything about giving her my name or phone number?
      Shoot, the crazy could come out during the deed. And not in a good way...

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      10-04-2012 12:41 PM #117
      Anyone think she looks like that kid from Teen Mom?

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      10-04-2012 12:42 PM #118
      Quote Originally Posted by VikingVR6GTI View Post
      Yep, that was my first thought too. A nice set does not automatically make a chick attractive. Especially when that "chick" is a dude.

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      10-04-2012 01:41 PM #119
      A quick Google images search for "butt hole tattoo" tells me this isn't as uncommon as I thought. A quick review of the resulting images tells me that one's wiener would get more bumps on it than the braille edition of War and Peace if these chicks are pounded without double wrapping it first.
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      10-04-2012 01:56 PM #120
      ^^
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      10-04-2012 04:12 PM #121
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      10-04-2012 05:19 PM #122
      Crazy as cat shyte!

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      10-04-2012 05:48 PM #123
      The Emma Watson shop...I lost it.

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      10-04-2012 08:07 PM #125
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