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    Thread: Butt Hole Tattoo Girl, Maria, Speaks: "Now My Ass Is Famous Overnight", or Florida...

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      10-04-2012 10:32 AM #106

      I'm not doing you in the bum if my names not there...

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      10-04-2012 10:52 AM #107
      Quote Originally Posted by ATL_Av8r View Post
      She's puttin on the ritz

      Dressed up like a million dollar tropper
      Getting tattoos all up in the pooper
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      10-04-2012 10:56 AM #108
      Quote Originally Posted by Basscase View Post
      HAH! Found one!

      Oh and it's not on the balloon knot.
      I was wondering how you would even tattoo that area let alone have it be legible.
      Quote Originally Posted by VikingVR6GTI View Post
      Yep, that was my first thought too. A nice set does not automatically make a chick attractive. Especially when that "chick" is a dude.

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      10-04-2012 11:30 AM #109
      Reminds me of these horror stories. Don't read on a full stomach or an empty stomach or whatever

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      10-04-2012 12:26 PM #111
      Changed my mind...would mud boot.

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      10-04-2012 12:29 PM #112
      Quote Originally Posted by StormChaser View Post
      Changed my mind...would mud boot.
      Not with all the crazy in her mind. Nooo wayyyy.

      It's like a ticking time bomb.

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      10-04-2012 12:33 PM #113
      In 30 years it will look like she has permanent poo butt. No amount of wiping will clean up this mess.
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      10-04-2012 12:34 PM #114
      Quote Originally Posted by 1.8tizzle View Post
      Not with all the crazy in her mind. Nooo wayyyy.

      It's like a ticking time bomb.
      Who said anything about giving her my name or phone number?

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      10-04-2012 12:37 PM #115
      Quote Originally Posted by Dark Zero View Post
      bwahahahha

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      10-04-2012 12:40 PM #116
      Quote Originally Posted by StormChaser View Post
      Who said anything about giving her my name or phone number?
      Shoot, the crazy could come out during the deed. And not in a good way...

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      10-04-2012 12:41 PM #117
      Anyone think she looks like that kid from Teen Mom?

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      10-04-2012 12:42 PM #118
      Quote Originally Posted by VikingVR6GTI View Post
      Yep, that was my first thought too. A nice set does not automatically make a chick attractive. Especially when that "chick" is a dude.

    13. 10-04-2012 01:41 PM #119
      A quick Google images search for "butt hole tattoo" tells me this isn't as uncommon as I thought. A quick review of the resulting images tells me that one's wiener would get more bumps on it than the braille edition of War and Peace if these chicks are pounded without double wrapping it first.
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      10-04-2012 01:56 PM #120
      ^^
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      10-04-2012 04:12 PM #121
      Quote Originally Posted by Uberhare View Post
      ^^
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      10-04-2012 05:19 PM #122
      Crazy as cat shyte!

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      10-04-2012 05:48 PM #123
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      10-04-2012 08:07 PM #125
      Quote Originally Posted by Adam144 View Post
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      10-04-2012 08:11 PM #126
      Now that, right there, is an instant classic. Bravo sir. Bra-vo.
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      10-04-2012 08:11 PM #127
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      Perfect. In every way.

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      10-04-2012 08:31 PM #129
      Hahaha ****s poppin off!
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      10-04-2012 08:37 PM #131
      Gentlemen, I think you'll agree that I've taken care of our butter face issue. South wood for life.

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      10-05-2012 01:03 AM #133
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      Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.

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      10-05-2012 01:43 AM #134
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      10-05-2012 01:51 AM #135
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      10-05-2012 09:52 AM #136
      Quote Originally Posted by Adam144 View Post

      LOVE IT! i've never looked so sexy. you sir, are an artist

      hahhahhahhhaha

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      10-05-2012 10:02 AM #137
      Quote Originally Posted by 1.8tizzle View Post
      Shoot, the crazy could come out during the deed. And not in a good way...
      Good point.

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      10-05-2012 10:37 AM #138
      Quote Originally Posted by cabriomfg View Post
      LOVE IT! i've never looked so sexy. you sir, are an artist

      hahhahhahhhaha
      You didn't deliver on the nudes or semi-noodz so I created them myself. I think it looks pretty good.

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      10-05-2012 10:47 AM #139
      Quote Originally Posted by Adam144 View Post
      You didn't deliver on the nudes or semi-noodz so I created them myself. I think it looks pretty good.
      Quote Originally Posted by VikingVR6GTI View Post
      Yep, that was my first thought too. A nice set does not automatically make a chick attractive. Especially when that "chick" is a dude.

    34. 10-05-2012 11:26 AM #140
      hahaha, awesome.

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