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    Thread: MGK Hired for Microsoft Atlanta store...Fired in 2 Minutes.

    1. Geriatric Member ATL_Av8r's Avatar
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      10-03-2012 03:16 PM #26
      **** all these service packs and weekly hotfixes!
      I gots fo-hunnerd prod servers, you crazy-ass dickses
      My dev team's in India so there's an 11 hour delay
      Test and QA takes at least 3 days...that's hella gay!
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      10-03-2012 05:11 PM #27
      Quote Originally Posted by ATL_Av8r View Post
      **** all these service packs and weekly hotfixes!
      I gots fo-hunnerd prod servers, you crazy-ass dickses
      My dev team's in India so there's an 11 hour delay
      Test and QA takes at least 3 days...that's hella gay!


      Yeah, someone didn't do their homework....

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      10-03-2012 07:05 PM #28
      Quote Originally Posted by ATL_Av8r View Post
      **** all these service packs and weekly hotfixes!
      I gots fo-hunnerd prod servers, you crazy-ass dickses
      My dev team's in India so there's an 11 hour delay
      Test and QA takes at least 3 days...that's hella gay!
      I had a post but then I read this one. Thus rendering me irrelevant.
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      10-03-2012 07:50 PM #29
      Microsoft store.

      As a long time Windows user and a PC gamer, never in a million years I would step into a store as lame as that.
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      10-03-2012 07:52 PM #30
      Quote Originally Posted by ATL_Av8r View Post
      **** all these service packs and weekly hotfixes!
      I gots fo-hunnerd prod servers, you crazy-ass dickses
      My dev team's in India so there's an 11 hour delay
      Test and QA takes at least 3 days...that's hella gay!


      Quote Originally Posted by TheDarkEnergist View Post
      I had a post but then I read this one. Thus rendering me irrelevant.
      Likewise . But this still needs to be posted...

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    6. 10-03-2012 07:58 PM #31
      100% planned and sanctioned by the microsoft viral marketing team. I have family in the business at a firm in NYC, and some of the things I hear.... long story short I don't believe anything anymore. Everything is fake.

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      10-03-2012 08:14 PM #32
      Quote Originally Posted by OOOO-A3 View Post

      It's All About the Pentiums reference


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      10-03-2012 08:40 PM #33
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      10-04-2012 03:38 AM #34
      Should've hired an auctioneer instead. They do the same thing as rappers for less money; just play a beat while they do their thing. They could even auction off a few computers in the process!
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      10-04-2012 04:07 AM #35
      Quote Originally Posted by ATL_Av8r View Post
      **** all these service packs and weekly hotfixes!
      I gots fo-hunnerd prod servers, you crazy-ass dickses
      My dev team's in India so there's an 11 hour delay
      Test and QA takes at least 3 days...that's hella gay!
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      10-04-2012 06:24 AM #36
      I'm not sure what I just watched. Is this hipster ok after having that seizure? I know the title talks about a rapper of some sort but I didn't see one. Just some white kid hipster on a table.
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      10-04-2012 06:26 AM #37
      Quote Originally Posted by leitmotif View Post
      I'm not sure what I just watched. Is this hipster ok after having that seizure? I know the title talks about a rapper of some sort but I didn't see one. Just some white kid hipster on a table.
      I was confused, as well.

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      10-04-2012 06:37 AM #38
      Lenox Mall... that is all

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      10-04-2012 08:23 AM #39
      Quote Originally Posted by TooFitToQuit View Post
      Lenox Mall... that is all
      I tried to go to Lenox once but they wouldn't let me in. The metal detector failed to go off and when they handed me a Glock, I refused to take it. Screw you Lenox Mall police
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    15. 10-04-2012 10:01 AM #40
      Quote Originally Posted by leitmotif View Post
      I'm not sure what I just watched. Is this hipster ok after having that seizure? I know the title talks about a rapper of some sort but I didn't see one. Just some white kid hipster on a table.
      Say what you will, but he's definitely not a hipster.
      I'm really just here for the pancakes.
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      10-04-2012 03:02 PM #41
      Quote Originally Posted by crannky View Post
      Say what you will, but he's definitely not a hipster.
      How do you figure? Just look at him.
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      10-04-2012 08:46 PM #42
      There's a rapper from my hometown that tours with MGK. One of my good friends is their manager.

      Csb?

      Rap sucks.


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    18. 10-04-2012 09:37 PM #43
      Quote Originally Posted by leitmotif View Post
      How do you figure? Just look at him.
      The kids a skater, not into obscure ****, not with the fixie crowd and he came to our bus one day to get something and asked what I was listening to. I said Slayer. He said I should check out Disturbed.
      I'm really just here for the pancakes.
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      10-04-2012 10:10 PM #44
      Quote Originally Posted by crannky View Post
      The kids a skater, not into obscure ****, not with the fixie crowd and he came to our bus one day to get something and asked what I was listening to. I said Slayer. He said I should check out Disturbed.
      Whatever. He still looks like a turd and seems to portray himself in such a way. Kudos to you for being friendly with him. He looks like a hipster to me, plain and simple.
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      10-04-2012 10:52 PM #45
      Maybe this was supposed to show how Windows 8 will be bought, installed, then quickly removed from computers when the users realize the crap they must deal with.
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      10-04-2012 10:56 PM #46
      Quote Originally Posted by crannky View Post
      The kids a skater, not into obscure ****, not with the fixie crowd and he came to our bus one day to get something and asked what I was listening to. I said Slayer. He said I should check out Disturbed.

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      10-04-2012 11:00 PM #47
      The guys laugh in the video made it funnier.

    23. 10-04-2012 11:27 PM #48
      Quote Originally Posted by xombiesarelove View Post
      Yeah, that was my point.
      I'm really just here for the pancakes.
      I'm Sorry Hachi... I love you.

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      10-05-2012 12:29 AM #49
      Quote Originally Posted by crannky View Post
      The kids a skater, not into obscure ****, not with the fixie crowd and he came to our bus one day to get something and asked what I was listening to. I said Slayer. He said I should check out Disturbed.
      Did you have headphones on?
      See.. I would think musicians would mess with each other.

      Bro: "What are you listening too dawg?"

      Dude: "It's a The Sound of Music album all done by Ska bands"
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    25. 10-05-2012 02:24 AM #50
      Quote Originally Posted by BRealistic View Post
      Did you have headphones on?
      See.. I would think musicians would mess with each other.

      Bro: "What are you listening too dawg?"

      Dude: "It's a The Sound of Music album all done by Ska bands"
      Haha. Nah. Bus sound system. I mean, he does a Blink 182 cover in his set.
      I'm really just here for the pancakes.
      I'm Sorry Hachi... I love you.

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