MGK Hired for Microsoft Atlanta store...Fired in 2 Minutes.

[leitmotif]

I'm not sure what I just watched. Is this hipster ok after having that seizure? I know the title talks about a rapper of some sort but I didn't see one. Just some white kid hipster on a table.

[Tornado2dr]

I'm not sure what I just watched. Is this hipster ok after having that seizure? I know the title talks about a rapper of some sort but I didn't see one. Just some white kid hipster on a table.

I was confused, as well.

[TooFitToQuit]

Lenox Mall... that is all

[ATL_Av8r]

Lenox Mall... that is all

I tried to go to Lenox once but they wouldn't let me in. The metal detector failed to go off and when they handed me a Glock, I refused to take it. Screw you Lenox Mall police

[crannky]

I'm not sure what I just watched. Is this hipster ok after having that seizure? I know the title talks about a rapper of some sort but I didn't see one. Just some white kid hipster on a table.

Say what you will, but he's definitely not a hipster.

[leitmotif]

Say what you will, but he's definitely not a hipster.

How do you figure? Just look at him.

[the mad conductor]

There's a rapper from my hometown that tours with MGK. One of my good friends is their manager.

Csb?

Rap sucks.


Sent from my iPhone while inside your mom

[crannky]

How do you figure? Just look at him.

The kids a skater, not into obscure ****, not with the fixie crowd and he came to our bus one day to get something and asked what I was listening to. I said Slayer. He said I should check out Disturbed.

[leitmotif]

The kids a skater, not into obscure ****, not with the fixie crowd and he came to our bus one day to get something and asked what I was listening to. I said Slayer. He said I should check out Disturbed.

Whatever. He still looks like a turd and seems to portray himself in such a way. Kudos to you for being friendly with him. He looks like a hipster to me, plain and simple.

[BRealistic]

Maybe this was supposed to show how Windows 8 will be bought, installed, then quickly removed from computers when the users realize the crap they must deal with.

[xombiesarelove]

The kids a skater, not into obscure ****, not with the fixie crowd and he came to our bus one day to get something and asked what I was listening to. I said Slayer. He said I should check out Disturbed.

[1Point8TDan]

The guys laugh in the video made it funnier.

[crannky]

Yeah, that was my point.

[BRealistic]

The kids a skater, not into obscure ****, not with the fixie crowd and he came to our bus one day to get something and asked what I was listening to. I said Slayer. He said I should check out Disturbed.

Did you have headphones on?
See.. I would think musicians would mess with each other.

Bro: "What are you listening too dawg?"

Dude: "It's a The Sound of Music album all done by Ska bands"

[crannky]

Did you have headphones on?
See.. I would think musicians would mess with each other.

Bro: "What are you listening too dawg?"

Dude: "It's a The Sound of Music album all done by Ska bands"

Haha. Nah. Bus sound system. I mean, he does a Blink 182 cover in his set.

[patrikman]

Yeah, that was my point.

I don't mean to spoil the fun but you guys do play a lot of Dio covers.

[crannky]

I don't mean to spoil the fun but you guys do play a lot of Dio covers.

Rjd 4-3v4!!!!111¡¡¡

[OSD#15]

So essentially MGK is undoing all the work that MLK did?

MGK is white... and a total moron.

[Bladecatcher]

The kids a skater, not into obscure ****, not with the fixie crowd and he came to our bus one day to get something and asked what I was listening to. I said Slayer. He said I should check out Disturbed.

Not a hipster. Check.
Is a wanker. Check.

I've never heard him, nor do I care to. Just looking at him I know that there is nothing I could/would like about him/his music.

I'm shallow like that.

[crannky]

Not a hipster. Check.
Is a wanker. Check.

I've never heard him, nor do I care to. Just looking at him I know that there is nothing I could/would like about him/his music.

I'm shallow like that.

Really? He's like the only big thing out of Ohio since Lebron.

[Bladecatcher]

Really? He's like the only big thing out of Ohio since Lebron.

He's from Ohio? Which rich, white Cleveland suburb did he grow up in?

[crannky]

He's from Ohio? Which rich, white Cleveland suburb did he grow up in?

Shaker Heights, I believe.

[This is my username]

As easy as it may be to judge someone based off a 2 minute video, some of you people on here sure seem to be quick to jump down someones throat.

It's easy to judge a celebrity and base their opinion on the things they're shown doing when the only things showcased in the spotlight are the bad things they do. That's how media works.

You do something good and nobody gives a crap, you do something bad and the whole world is talking about it.

[SOAR]

As easy as it may be to judge someone based off a 2 minute video, some of you people on here sure seem to be quick to jump down someones throat.

It's easy to judge a celebrity and base their opinion on the things they're shown doing when the only things showcased in the spotlight are the bad things they do. That's how media works.

Actually, it's more due to the fact that he's a young, tattoo'd, rapper... and OT is mostly filled with grouchy old people who like to yell at clouds.

Most of the people in here haven't the slightest idea who he even is.

[patrikman]

Rjd 4-3v4!!!!111¡¡¡

I was going to make a Juggalo joke, but then I felt uncomfortable....

Really? He's like the only big thing out of Ohio since Lebron.

He's from Ohio? Which rich, white Cleveland suburb did he grow up in?

He is from the inner city. Just like Zukiphile.

[volkstyle]

Lol so Microsoft hired him and the first thing he says is " **** these computers" LOL lesson learned.

[dubjager]

Lenox Mall... that is all

Haha, I thought it was a strange place when I went there.

****ty parkers too.

[woofster]

Well, he was obviously planted there by the Apple guys.

[Tornado2dr]

He is from the inner city. Just like Zukiphile.

I laughed.

[leitmotif]

His next rap will be: "Hi, welcome to the Microsoft store. How may I help you?"

[BluMagic]

As easy as it may be to judge someone based off a 2 minute video, some of you people on here sure seem to be quick to jump down someones throat.

It's easy to judge a celebrity and base their opinion on the things they're shown doing when the only things showcased in the spotlight are the bad things they do. That's how media works.

You do something good and nobody gives a crap, you do something bad and the whole world is talking about it.

VICE interview with mister machine gun.... so everyone can decide if he really is a dbag


VICE: Hey Machine Gun Kelly, what’s your sexual deal breaker?
MGK: There are so many. It’s hard. It’s like a verbal thing. When a chick says, “I’m not that kind of girl,” it pisses me off. It’s like, you are here, you are clearly that kind of girl. Shut the **** up. But I’m not about to convince you to **** me.

Does this happen often?
Girls think they have to say they are not supposed to be like that. But they are.

What about a right-off-the-bat dealbreaker? Like if she smells or her teeth are awful?
Well, if she lets me like stick a finger up her butt, then that’s cool.

What do you think about anal sex?
I am 200,000 percent all about that.

What about if she wanted to stick a finger in your butthole?
Oh, yeah they can. They definitely can.

What does that do for you?
It’s just kinky as ****. I like that dirty, kinky ****.

Bros before hos?
All day. But I mean real bros, not acquaintances like some guy I met three times. No way. Then it’s always hos over bros, all day. But if we are talking about real brothers, then it’s bros over hos.

If you had to say, would you like your dicks cut or uncut?
Cut all day. I’m circumcised.

Do you think it looks better?
It looks better and is healthier. Instead of bacteria gathering in the fold of your dick or some ****. I think the mushroom tip looks good, and the girl should like that. I like mushrooms in general. So she should embrace the mushroom as well.

How many people do you say have had sex with?
Hundreds.

When asked, do you lie?
Dude, I’m always honest with the girls who I am somewhat dating. If I’m ****ing somebody, then I’m going to say I’m doing my thing right now and I’ve got to go. But I don’t think girls even want to know. Because I don’t get that question too often. It would be awkward because it’s like around 500.

Do you think the higher the number of sexual partners, the better you are in bed?
Lately, I’ve been busting my load a lot quicker, which is unusual. Usually I can go for a couple of hours. I don’t know what’s going on. I think I’ve been smoking this strain of weed that makes me sexually sensitive.

That brings me to the next questions. What’s your favorite drug?
Definitely weed. Maybe shrooms.

Why?
Because I dig **** that comes from the Earth and shrooms open your mind up a lot. Sex on shrooms is a little weird though. **** that.

Bath salts?
I eat the *****, but I don’t literally eat the *****.

What was your worst drug experience?
When I was 11, probably sixth or seventh grade. It was the first time I smoked weed.

Did you bug out?
It was bad because I didn’t know that I was high. It wasn’t sweet at all. Getting high wasn’t awesome like it is now.

Well, what is your most embarrassing sexual experience?
Being **** on was the worst thing ever. When I was ****ing a girl in the ass, she just shat on me. I was tapping it, and, you know.

Have you ever heard of the song "Ain’t Scared of Getting **** on My Dick"?
That’s funny as hell. No, I’m scared of that ****.

Did you keep going or did you kick her out?
It wasn’t bad, but I didn’t even know about it until I was done. Then I was like, “You’ve got to be ****ing ****ting me,” literally.

Ever had a blumpkin?
What’s that?

When you get a blowjob while taking a ****?
I’m not into that.

So how are you into anal?
I make girls get cleaned before I **** them in the butt. The butthole has to be clean.

You seem like an honest guy. What is the worst lie you’ve ever told?
Telling my dad I would go to college and graduate.

What did you do instead?
I became a rapper. And now we don’t speak.

Besides rapping, how about fighting animals? What’s the biggest animal you could kill with a brick?
An alpaca.

Why? They’re cute.
Because I see my strategy as aiming straight for the neck.

How would you go about it?
I would have a little girl dressed in a clown suit or a sunflower suit. She would walk in front of the alpaca and rock back and fourth, the way the wind blows a flower. The alpaca would be mesmerized by this flower. And I would just come up and kill it.

Thought of this before?
I always think of killing alpacas and ****.

Dressing a girl up in a sunflower costume, huh? Are you into role play?
I love that ****. Girls in school-girl outfits.

What’s your favorite one? Like Indians and cowboys?
I’ve never done that, but it would be sick. I like the punishing one. You need to be punished like, "You’ve been a dirty girl, now I have to punish you."

So, you’re into bondage?
Hell yeah, but the girls suggest it to me.

What’s the greatest threat to humanity?
Twitter, Facebook, and other weak ass ****.

Is the Internet is bad?
Yes, it’s horrible. But camera phones are worse. That is the answer. Camera phones are the greatest threat.

Why?
Because people get caught up in ****. Two people can’t even fight like men anymore. They have to start all this ****. It’s just gay, man.

Have you been ****ing a girl who tried to take photos of you on her phone?
No, not that I know of.

Have you ever taken a photo of a girl blowing you?
Yeah, but I do pornos all of the time. We’ll get the real ****, and do some crazy **** sometimes.

And the girls are willing?
I pick freaks man, extreme freaks. I don’t think having a conservative mind in 2012 is a cool thing.

What would you say is the meanest or toughest industry?
This industry, because you can log on any day and see that people are talking **** about you that isn’t true. People have an opinion when they don’t deserve one.

How so?
I posted a picture of me in a nice jacket yesterday, and everyone was like, ‘’You’re a ****ing show off.” People were mad that I chose to buy a leather jacket and show it off because I can afford one. They want to see you stay broke, and they can kiss my ass.

How long do you think do we have before global warming kills us?
Forty years.

Do you have psychic powers?
It popped into my head, it's an educated guess.

What is the main reason for global warming?
The use of fossil fuels.

Would you care if Obama was Muslim?
No, I don’t care who runs for president, no matter who it is. White or black or Machine Gun Kelly.

Do you have an opinion on Obama or Romney?
Both are puppets. I’m an anarchist. I have it tattooed on my stomach.

How old would you go?
For a girl?

Or a guy.
I would never do a guy, that’s disgusting. But I’ve done some old chicks before. I did a 37-year-old and ****. I don’t have an age limit. I’m 22, a **** is a ****. It’s enjoyable.

How young would you go?
18, obviously. I’ll **** an 18-year-old on her 18th birthday. I would check her ID.

Would you rather fight a horse-sized duck or a hundred duck-sized horses?
One hundred duck-sized horses. I could just stomp on them. I’m 6’4”, I look at ducks all the time and plot stomping their ass.

What weapon would you choose?
Nunchucks because the Ninja Turtles used nunchucks, I’m down with the Ninja Turtles.

What’s your favorite deadly sin?
Gluttony.

So you eat a lot?
You can never get enough.

Who’s the ugliest man in the world?
I really get the hint that you want me to say gay ****, but from a straight-person perspective... That kid who sings "Chocolate Rain." That’s an ugly, ugly ass mother****er.

Do you like "Chocolate Rain"?
It’s ****ing disturbing. I have no idea what it’s about.

Who is the ugliest woman?
What’s that girl who played in Sister Act? Whoopi Goldberg. She looks like she smells like Wagamamas.

Have you heard of the new STD called Super Gonorrhea?
No, what is that?

It’s a new strand of gonorrhea, but it's incurable.
Ah, I wish you didn’t tell me that.

You get it from giving blowjobs.
Well, I never give blowjobs, only receive.

Never say never.

[Fritz27]

That was ****ing hysterical.

Besides rapping, how about fighting animals? What’s the biggest animal you could kill with a brick?
An alpaca.

Why? They’re cute.
Because I see my strategy as aiming straight for the neck.

How would you go about it?
I would have a little girl dressed in a clown suit or a sunflower suit. She would walk in front of the alpaca and rock back and fourth, the way the wind blows a flower. The alpaca would be mesmerized by this flower. And I would just come up and kill it.

Thought of this before?
I always think of killing alpacas and ****.

Phenomenal

[patrikman]

Actually, it's more due to the fact that he's a young, tattoo'd, rapper... and OT is mostly filled with grouchy old people who like to yell at clouds.

Really Zach? You just scolded me for mocking a spambot with a completely unpolitical spoof thread. When I jokingly asked if political satire was allowed after the election again you at me and said political threads are unacceptable.

I feel like I am sitting on a pee stained yellow couch reading the newspaper.

VICE interview with mister machine gun.... so everyone can decide if he really is a dbag


VICE: Hey Machine Gun Kelly, what’s your sexual deal breaker?
MGK: There are so many. It’s hard. It’s like a verbal thing. When a chick says, “I’m not that kind of girl,” it pisses me off. It’s like, you are here, you are clearly that kind of girl. Shut the **** up. But I’m not about to convince you to **** me.

Does this happen often?
Girls think they have to say they are not supposed to be like that. But they are.

What about a right-off-the-bat dealbreaker? Like if she smells or her teeth are awful?
Well, if she lets me like stick a finger up her butt, then that’s cool.

What do you think about anal sex?
I am 200,000 percent all about that.

What about if she wanted to stick a finger in your butthole?
Oh, yeah they can. They definitely can.

What does that do for you?
It’s just kinky as ****. I like that dirty, kinky ****.

Bros before hos?
All day. But I mean real bros, not acquaintances like some guy I met three times. No way. Then it’s always hos over bros, all day. But if we are talking about real brothers, then it’s bros over hos.

If you had to say, would you like your dicks cut or uncut?
Cut all day. I’m circumcised.

Do you think it looks better?
It looks better and is healthier. Instead of bacteria gathering in the fold of your dick or some ****. I think the mushroom tip looks good, and the girl should like that. I like mushrooms in general. So she should embrace the mushroom as well.

How many people do you say have had sex with?
Hundreds.

When asked, do you lie?
Dude, I’m always honest with the girls who I am somewhat dating. If I’m ****ing somebody, then I’m going to say I’m doing my thing right now and I’ve got to go. But I don’t think girls even want to know. Because I don’t get that question too often. It would be awkward because it’s like around 500.

Do you think the higher the number of sexual partners, the better you are in bed?
Lately, I’ve been busting my load a lot quicker, which is unusual. Usually I can go for a couple of hours. I don’t know what’s going on. I think I’ve been smoking this strain of weed that makes me sexually sensitive.

That brings me to the next questions. What’s your favorite drug?
Definitely weed. Maybe shrooms.

Why?
Because I dig **** that comes from the Earth and shrooms open your mind up a lot. Sex on shrooms is a little weird though. **** that.

Bath salts?
I eat the *****, but I don’t literally eat the *****.

What was your worst drug experience?
When I was 11, probably sixth or seventh grade. It was the first time I smoked weed.

Did you bug out?
It was bad because I didn’t know that I was high. It wasn’t sweet at all. Getting high wasn’t awesome like it is now.

Well, what is your most embarrassing sexual experience?
Being **** on was the worst thing ever. When I was ****ing a girl in the ass, she just shat on me. I was tapping it, and, you know.

Have you ever heard of the song "Ain’t Scared of Getting **** on My Dick"?
That’s funny as hell. No, I’m scared of that ****.

Did you keep going or did you kick her out?
It wasn’t bad, but I didn’t even know about it until I was done. Then I was like, “You’ve got to be ****ing ****ting me,” literally.

Ever had a blumpkin?
What’s that?

When you get a blowjob while taking a ****?
I’m not into that.

So how are you into anal?
I make girls get cleaned before I **** them in the butt. The butthole has to be clean.

You seem like an honest guy. What is the worst lie you’ve ever told?
Telling my dad I would go to college and graduate.

What did you do instead?
I became a rapper. And now we don’t speak.

Besides rapping, how about fighting animals? What’s the biggest animal you could kill with a brick?
An alpaca.

Why? They’re cute.
Because I see my strategy as aiming straight for the neck.

How would you go about it?
I would have a little girl dressed in a clown suit or a sunflower suit. She would walk in front of the alpaca and rock back and fourth, the way the wind blows a flower. The alpaca would be mesmerized by this flower. And I would just come up and kill it.

Thought of this before?
I always think of killing alpacas and ****.

Dressing a girl up in a sunflower costume, huh? Are you into role play?
I love that ****. Girls in school-girl outfits.

What’s your favorite one? Like Indians and cowboys?
I’ve never done that, but it would be sick. I like the punishing one. You need to be punished like, "You’ve been a dirty girl, now I have to punish you."

So, you’re into bondage?
Hell yeah, but the girls suggest it to me.

What’s the greatest threat to humanity?
Twitter, Facebook, and other weak ass ****.

Is the Internet is bad?
Yes, it’s horrible. But camera phones are worse. That is the answer. Camera phones are the greatest threat.

Why?
Because people get caught up in ****. Two people can’t even fight like men anymore. They have to start all this ****. It’s just gay, man.

Have you been ****ing a girl who tried to take photos of you on her phone?
No, not that I know of.

Have you ever taken a photo of a girl blowing you?
Yeah, but I do pornos all of the time. We’ll get the real ****, and do some crazy **** sometimes.

And the girls are willing?
I pick freaks man, extreme freaks. I don’t think having a conservative mind in 2012 is a cool thing.

What would you say is the meanest or toughest industry?
This industry, because you can log on any day and see that people are talking **** about you that isn’t true. People have an opinion when they don’t deserve one.

How so?
I posted a picture of me in a nice jacket yesterday, and everyone was like, ‘’You’re a ****ing show off.” People were mad that I chose to buy a leather jacket and show it off because I can afford one. They want to see you stay broke, and they can kiss my ass.

How long do you think do we have before global warming kills us?
Forty years.

Do you have psychic powers?
It popped into my head, it's an educated guess.

What is the main reason for global warming?
The use of fossil fuels.

Would you care if Obama was Muslim?
No, I don’t care who runs for president, no matter who it is. White or black or Machine Gun Kelly.

Do you have an opinion on Obama or Romney?
Both are puppets. I’m an anarchist. I have it tattooed on my stomach.

How old would you go?
For a girl?

Or a guy.
I would never do a guy, that’s disgusting. But I’ve done some old chicks before. I did a 37-year-old and ****. I don’t have an age limit. I’m 22, a **** is a ****. It’s enjoyable.

How young would you go?
18, obviously. I’ll **** an 18-year-old on her 18th birthday. I would check her ID.

Would you rather fight a horse-sized duck or a hundred duck-sized horses?
One hundred duck-sized horses. I could just stomp on them. I’m 6’4”, I look at ducks all the time and plot stomping their ass.

What weapon would you choose?
Nunchucks because the Ninja Turtles used nunchucks, I’m down with the Ninja Turtles.

What’s your favorite deadly sin?
Gluttony.

So you eat a lot?
You can never get enough.

Who’s the ugliest man in the world?
I really get the hint that you want me to say gay ****, but from a straight-person perspective... That kid who sings "Chocolate Rain." That’s an ugly, ugly ass mother****er.

Do you like "Chocolate Rain"?
It’s ****ing disturbing. I have no idea what it’s about.

Who is the ugliest woman?
What’s that girl who played in Sister Act? Whoopi Goldberg. She looks like she smells like Wagamamas.

Have you heard of the new STD called Super Gonorrhea?
No, what is that?

It’s a new strand of gonorrhea, but it's incurable.
Ah, I wish you didn’t tell me that.

You get it from giving blowjobs.
Well, I never give blowjobs, only receive.

Never say never.

Do you want to know how I know he is a fake?

Furthermore, boobs.

[hrama803]

That was ****ing hysterical.



Phenomenal

I have to get that copy of VICE magazine

[Aonarch]

Not trying to act cool or anything...but who?

Same