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      10-04-2012 06:24 AM #36
      I'm not sure what I just watched. Is this hipster ok after having that seizure? I know the title talks about a rapper of some sort but I didn't see one. Just some white kid hipster on a table.

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      10-04-2012 06:26 AM #37
      Quote Originally Posted by leitmotif View Post
      I'm not sure what I just watched. Is this hipster ok after having that seizure? I know the title talks about a rapper of some sort but I didn't see one. Just some white kid hipster on a table.
      I was confused, as well.

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      10-04-2012 06:37 AM #38
      Lenox Mall... that is all

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      10-04-2012 08:23 AM #39
      Quote Originally Posted by TooFitToQuit View Post
      Lenox Mall... that is all
      I tried to go to Lenox once but they wouldn't let me in. The metal detector failed to go off and when they handed me a Glock, I refused to take it. Screw you Lenox Mall police
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    5. 10-04-2012 10:01 AM #40
      Quote Originally Posted by leitmotif View Post
      I'm not sure what I just watched. Is this hipster ok after having that seizure? I know the title talks about a rapper of some sort but I didn't see one. Just some white kid hipster on a table.
      Say what you will, but he's definitely not a hipster.
      I'm really just here for the pancakes.
      I'm Sorry Hachi... I love you.

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      10-04-2012 03:02 PM #41
      Quote Originally Posted by crannky View Post
      Say what you will, but he's definitely not a hipster.
      How do you figure? Just look at him.

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      10-04-2012 08:46 PM #42
      There's a rapper from my hometown that tours with MGK. One of my good friends is their manager.

      Csb?

      Rap sucks.


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    8. 10-04-2012 09:37 PM #43
      Quote Originally Posted by leitmotif View Post
      How do you figure? Just look at him.
      The kids a skater, not into obscure ****, not with the fixie crowd and he came to our bus one day to get something and asked what I was listening to. I said Slayer. He said I should check out Disturbed.
      I'm really just here for the pancakes.
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      10-04-2012 10:10 PM #44
      Quote Originally Posted by crannky View Post
      The kids a skater, not into obscure ****, not with the fixie crowd and he came to our bus one day to get something and asked what I was listening to. I said Slayer. He said I should check out Disturbed.
      Whatever. He still looks like a turd and seems to portray himself in such a way. Kudos to you for being friendly with him. He looks like a hipster to me, plain and simple.

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      10-04-2012 10:52 PM #45
      Maybe this was supposed to show how Windows 8 will be bought, installed, then quickly removed from computers when the users realize the crap they must deal with.
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      10-04-2012 10:56 PM #46
      Quote Originally Posted by crannky View Post
      The kids a skater, not into obscure ****, not with the fixie crowd and he came to our bus one day to get something and asked what I was listening to. I said Slayer. He said I should check out Disturbed.

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      10-04-2012 11:00 PM #47
      The guys laugh in the video made it funnier.

    13. 10-04-2012 11:27 PM #48
      Quote Originally Posted by xombiesarelove View Post
      Yeah, that was my point.
      I'm really just here for the pancakes.
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      10-05-2012 12:29 AM #49
      Quote Originally Posted by crannky View Post
      The kids a skater, not into obscure ****, not with the fixie crowd and he came to our bus one day to get something and asked what I was listening to. I said Slayer. He said I should check out Disturbed.
      Did you have headphones on?
      See.. I would think musicians would mess with each other.

      Bro: "What are you listening too dawg?"

      Dude: "It's a The Sound of Music album all done by Ska bands"
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    15. 10-05-2012 02:24 AM #50
      Quote Originally Posted by BRealistic View Post
      Did you have headphones on?
      See.. I would think musicians would mess with each other.

      Bro: "What are you listening too dawg?"

      Dude: "It's a The Sound of Music album all done by Ska bands"
      Haha. Nah. Bus sound system. I mean, he does a Blink 182 cover in his set.
      I'm really just here for the pancakes.
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      10-05-2012 02:33 AM #51
      Quote Originally Posted by crannky View Post
      Yeah, that was my point.
      I don't mean to spoil the fun but you guys do play a lot of Dio covers.
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    17. 10-05-2012 03:36 AM #52
      Quote Originally Posted by patrikman View Post
      I don't mean to spoil the fun but you guys do play a lot of Dio covers.
      Rjd 4-3v4!!!!111°°°
      I'm really just here for the pancakes.
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      10-05-2012 03:45 AM #53
      Quote Originally Posted by Adam144 View Post
      So essentially MGK is undoing all the work that MLK did?
      MGK is white... and a total moron.

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      10-05-2012 09:36 AM #54
      Quote Originally Posted by crannky View Post
      The kids a skater, not into obscure ****, not with the fixie crowd and he came to our bus one day to get something and asked what I was listening to. I said Slayer. He said I should check out Disturbed.
      Not a hipster. Check.
      Is a wanker. Check.

      I've never heard him, nor do I care to. Just looking at him I know that there is nothing I could/would like about him/his music.

      I'm shallow like that.

    20. 10-05-2012 10:23 AM #55
      Quote Originally Posted by Bladecatcher View Post
      Not a hipster. Check.
      Is a wanker. Check.

      I've never heard him, nor do I care to. Just looking at him I know that there is nothing I could/would like about him/his music.

      I'm shallow like that.
      Really? He's like the only big thing out of Ohio since Lebron.
      I'm really just here for the pancakes.
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      10-05-2012 10:40 AM #56
      Quote Originally Posted by crannky View Post
      Really? He's like the only big thing out of Ohio since Lebron.
      He's from Ohio? Which rich, white Cleveland suburb did he grow up in?

    22. 10-05-2012 02:57 PM #57
      Quote Originally Posted by Bladecatcher View Post
      He's from Ohio? Which rich, white Cleveland suburb did he grow up in?
      Shaker Heights, I believe.
      I'm really just here for the pancakes.
      I'm Sorry Hachi... I love you.

    23. 10-05-2012 04:08 PM #58
      As easy as it may be to judge someone based off a 2 minute video, some of you people on here sure seem to be quick to jump down someones throat.

      It's easy to judge a celebrity and base their opinion on the things they're shown doing when the only things showcased in the spotlight are the bad things they do. That's how media works.

      You do something good and nobody gives a crap, you do something bad and the whole world is talking about it.

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      10-05-2012 04:19 PM #59
      Quote Originally Posted by This is my username View Post
      As easy as it may be to judge someone based off a 2 minute video, some of you people on here sure seem to be quick to jump down someones throat.

      It's easy to judge a celebrity and base their opinion on the things they're shown doing when the only things showcased in the spotlight are the bad things they do. That's how media works.
      Actually, it's more due to the fact that he's a young, tattoo'd, rapper... and OT is mostly filled with grouchy old people who like to yell at clouds.

      Most of the people in here haven't the slightest idea who he even is.

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      10-05-2012 06:30 PM #60
      Quote Originally Posted by crannky View Post
      Rjd 4-3v4!!!!111°°°
      I was going to make a Juggalo joke, but then I felt uncomfortable....

      Quote Originally Posted by crannky View Post
      Really? He's like the only big thing out of Ohio since Lebron.
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      He's from Ohio? Which rich, white Cleveland suburb did he grow up in?
      He is from the inner city. Just like Zukiphile.
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      10-06-2012 12:04 AM #61
      Lol so Microsoft hired him and the first thing he says is " **** these computers" LOL lesson learned.
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      10-06-2012 01:16 AM #62
      Quote Originally Posted by TooFitToQuit View Post
      Lenox Mall... that is all
      Haha, I thought it was a strange place when I went there.

      ****ty parkers too.

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      Well, he was obviously planted there by the Apple guys.
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      10-08-2012 11:52 AM #64
      Quote Originally Posted by patrikman View Post

      He is from the inner city. Just like Zukiphile.
      I laughed.

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      10-08-2012 02:31 PM #65
      His next rap will be: "Hi, welcome to the Microsoft store. How may I help you?"

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      10-12-2012 12:00 AM #66
      Quote Originally Posted by This is my username View Post
      As easy as it may be to judge someone based off a 2 minute video, some of you people on here sure seem to be quick to jump down someones throat.

      It's easy to judge a celebrity and base their opinion on the things they're shown doing when the only things showcased in the spotlight are the bad things they do. That's how media works.

      You do something good and nobody gives a crap, you do something bad and the whole world is talking about it.
      VICE interview with mister machine gun.... so everyone can decide if he really is a dbag


      VICE: Hey Machine Gun Kelly, whatís your sexual deal breaker?
      MGK: There are so many. Itís hard. Itís like a verbal thing. When a chick says, ďIím not that kind of girl,Ē it pisses me off. Itís like, you are here, you are clearly that kind of girl. Shut the **** up. But Iím not about to convince you to **** me.

      Does this happen often?
      Girls think they have to say they are not supposed to be like that. But they are.

      What about a right-off-the-bat dealbreaker? Like if she smells or her teeth are awful?
      Well, if she lets me like stick a finger up her butt, then thatís cool.

      What do you think about anal sex?
      I am 200,000 percent all about that.

      What about if she wanted to stick a finger in your butthole?
      Oh, yeah they can. They definitely can.

      What does that do for you?
      Itís just kinky as ****. I like that dirty, kinky ****.

      Bros before hos?
      All day. But I mean real bros, not acquaintances like some guy I met three times. No way. Then itís always hos over bros, all day. But if we are talking about real brothers, then itís bros over hos.

      If you had to say, would you like your dicks cut or uncut?
      Cut all day. Iím circumcised.

      Do you think it looks better?
      It looks better and is healthier. Instead of bacteria gathering in the fold of your dick or some ****. I think the mushroom tip looks good, and the girl should like that. I like mushrooms in general. So she should embrace the mushroom as well.

      How many people do you say have had sex with?
      Hundreds.

      When asked, do you lie?
      Dude, Iím always honest with the girls who I am somewhat dating. If Iím ****ing somebody, then Iím going to say Iím doing my thing right now and Iíve got to go. But I donít think girls even want to know. Because I donít get that question too often. It would be awkward because itís like around 500.

      Do you think the higher the number of sexual partners, the better you are in bed?
      Lately, Iíve been busting my load a lot quicker, which is unusual. Usually I can go for a couple of hours. I donít know whatís going on. I think Iíve been smoking this strain of weed that makes me sexually sensitive.

      That brings me to the next questions. Whatís your favorite drug?
      Definitely weed. Maybe shrooms.

      Why?
      Because I dig **** that comes from the Earth and shrooms open your mind up a lot. Sex on shrooms is a little weird though. **** that.

      Bath salts?
      I eat the *****, but I donít literally eat the *****.

      What was your worst drug experience?
      When I was 11, probably sixth or seventh grade. It was the first time I smoked weed.

      Did you bug out?
      It was bad because I didnít know that I was high. It wasnít sweet at all. Getting high wasnít awesome like it is now.

      Well, what is your most embarrassing sexual experience?
      Being **** on was the worst thing ever. When I was ****ing a girl in the ass, she just shat on me. I was tapping it, and, you know.

      Have you ever heard of the song "Ainít Scared of Getting **** on My Dick"?
      Thatís funny as hell. No, Iím scared of that ****.

      Did you keep going or did you kick her out?
      It wasnít bad, but I didnít even know about it until I was done. Then I was like, ďYouíve got to be ****ing ****ting me,Ē literally.

      Ever had a blumpkin?
      Whatís that?

      When you get a blowjob while taking a ****?
      Iím not into that.

      So how are you into anal?
      I make girls get cleaned before I **** them in the butt. The butthole has to be clean.

      You seem like an honest guy. What is the worst lie youíve ever told?
      Telling my dad I would go to college and graduate.

      What did you do instead?
      I became a rapper. And now we donít speak.

      Besides rapping, how about fighting animals? Whatís the biggest animal you could kill with a brick?
      An alpaca.

      Why? Theyíre cute.
      Because I see my strategy as aiming straight for the neck.

      How would you go about it?
      I would have a little girl dressed in a clown suit or a sunflower suit. She would walk in front of the alpaca and rock back and fourth, the way the wind blows a flower. The alpaca would be mesmerized by this flower. And I would just come up and kill it.

      Thought of this before?
      I always think of killing alpacas and ****.

      Dressing a girl up in a sunflower costume, huh? Are you into role play?
      I love that ****. Girls in school-girl outfits.

      Whatís your favorite one? Like Indians and cowboys?
      Iíve never done that, but it would be sick. I like the punishing one. You need to be punished like, "Youíve been a dirty girl, now I have to punish you."

      So, youíre into bondage?
      Hell yeah, but the girls suggest it to me.

      Whatís the greatest threat to humanity?
      Twitter, Facebook, and other weak ass ****.

      Is the Internet is bad?
      Yes, itís horrible. But camera phones are worse. That is the answer. Camera phones are the greatest threat.

      Why?
      Because people get caught up in ****. Two people canít even fight like men anymore. They have to start all this ****. Itís just gay, man.

      Have you been ****ing a girl who tried to take photos of you on her phone?
      No, not that I know of.

      Have you ever taken a photo of a girl blowing you?
      Yeah, but I do pornos all of the time. Weíll get the real ****, and do some crazy **** sometimes.

      And the girls are willing?
      I pick freaks man, extreme freaks. I donít think having a conservative mind in 2012 is a cool thing.

      What would you say is the meanest or toughest industry?
      This industry, because you can log on any day and see that people are talking **** about you that isnít true. People have an opinion when they donít deserve one.

      How so?
      I posted a picture of me in a nice jacket yesterday, and everyone was like, ĎíYouíre a ****ing show off.Ē People were mad that I chose to buy a leather jacket and show it off because I can afford one. They want to see you stay broke, and they can kiss my ass.

      How long do you think do we have before global warming kills us?
      Forty years.

      Do you have psychic powers?
      It popped into my head, it's an educated guess.

      What is the main reason for global warming?
      The use of fossil fuels.

      Would you care if Obama was Muslim?
      No, I donít care who runs for president, no matter who it is. White or black or Machine Gun Kelly.

      Do you have an opinion on Obama or Romney?
      Both are puppets. Iím an anarchist. I have it tattooed on my stomach.

      How old would you go?
      For a girl?

      Or a guy.
      I would never do a guy, thatís disgusting. But Iíve done some old chicks before. I did a 37-year-old and ****. I donít have an age limit. Iím 22, a **** is a ****. Itís enjoyable.

      How young would you go?
      18, obviously. Iíll **** an 18-year-old on her 18th birthday. I would check her ID.

      Would you rather fight a horse-sized duck or a hundred duck-sized horses?
      One hundred duck-sized horses. I could just stomp on them. Iím 6í4Ē, I look at ducks all the time and plot stomping their ass.

      What weapon would you choose?
      Nunchucks because the Ninja Turtles used nunchucks, Iím down with the Ninja Turtles.

      Whatís your favorite deadly sin?
      Gluttony.

      So you eat a lot?
      You can never get enough.

      Whoís the ugliest man in the world?
      I really get the hint that you want me to say gay ****, but from a straight-person perspective... That kid who sings "Chocolate Rain." Thatís an ugly, ugly ass mother****er.

      Do you like "Chocolate Rain"?
      Itís ****ing disturbing. I have no idea what itís about.

      Who is the ugliest woman?
      Whatís that girl who played in Sister Act? Whoopi Goldberg. She looks like she smells like Wagamamas.

      Have you heard of the new STD called Super Gonorrhea?
      No, what is that?

      Itís a new strand of gonorrhea, but it's incurable.
      Ah, I wish you didnít tell me that.

      You get it from giving blowjobs.
      Well, I never give blowjobs, only receive.

      Never say never.
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      10-12-2012 12:23 AM #67
      That was ****ing hysterical.

      Besides rapping, how about fighting animals? Whatís the biggest animal you could kill with a brick?
      An alpaca.

      Why? Theyíre cute.
      Because I see my strategy as aiming straight for the neck.

      How would you go about it?
      I would have a little girl dressed in a clown suit or a sunflower suit. She would walk in front of the alpaca and rock back and fourth, the way the wind blows a flower. The alpaca would be mesmerized by this flower. And I would just come up and kill it.

      Thought of this before?
      I always think of killing alpacas and ****.
      Phenomenal


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      10-12-2012 01:07 AM #68
      Quote Originally Posted by SOAR View Post
      Actually, it's more due to the fact that he's a young, tattoo'd, rapper... and OT is mostly filled with grouchy old people who like to yell at clouds.
      Really Zach? You just scolded me for mocking a spambot with a completely unpolitical spoof thread. When I jokingly asked if political satire was allowed after the election again you at me and said political threads are unacceptable.

      I feel like I am sitting on a pee stained yellow couch reading the newspaper.

      Quote Originally Posted by BluMagic View Post
      VICE interview with mister machine gun.... so everyone can decide if he really is a dbag


      VICE: Hey Machine Gun Kelly, whatís your sexual deal breaker?
      MGK: There are so many. Itís hard. Itís like a verbal thing. When a chick says, ďIím not that kind of girl,Ē it pisses me off. Itís like, you are here, you are clearly that kind of girl. Shut the **** up. But Iím not about to convince you to **** me.

      Does this happen often?
      Girls think they have to say they are not supposed to be like that. But they are.

      What about a right-off-the-bat dealbreaker? Like if she smells or her teeth are awful?
      Well, if she lets me like stick a finger up her butt, then thatís cool.

      What do you think about anal sex?
      I am 200,000 percent all about that.


      What about if she wanted to stick a finger in your butthole?
      Oh, yeah they can. They definitely can.

      What does that do for you?
      Itís just kinky as ****. I like that dirty, kinky ****.


      Bros before hos?
      All day. But I mean real bros, not acquaintances like some guy I met three times. No way. Then itís always hos over bros, all day. But if we are talking about real brothers, then itís bros over hos.

      If you had to say, would you like your dicks cut or uncut?
      Cut all day. Iím circumcised.

      Do you think it looks better?
      It looks better and is healthier. Instead of bacteria gathering in the fold of your dick or some ****. I think the mushroom tip looks good, and the girl should like that. I like mushrooms in general. So she should embrace the mushroom as well.

      How many people do you say have had sex with?
      Hundreds.

      When asked, do you lie?
      Dude, Iím always honest with the girls who I am somewhat dating. If Iím ****ing somebody, then Iím going to say Iím doing my thing right now and Iíve got to go. But I donít think girls even want to know. Because I donít get that question too often. It would be awkward because itís like around 500.

      Do you think the higher the number of sexual partners, the better you are in bed?
      Lately, Iíve been busting my load a lot quicker, which is unusual. Usually I can go for a couple of hours. I donít know whatís going on. I think Iíve been smoking this strain of weed that makes me sexually sensitive.

      That brings me to the next questions. Whatís your favorite drug?
      Definitely weed. Maybe shrooms.

      Why?
      Because I dig **** that comes from the Earth and shrooms open your mind up a lot. Sex on shrooms is a little weird though. **** that.

      Bath salts?
      I eat the *****, but I donít literally eat the *****.

      What was your worst drug experience?
      When I was 11, probably sixth or seventh grade. It was the first time I smoked weed.

      Did you bug out?
      It was bad because I didnít know that I was high. It wasnít sweet at all. Getting high wasnít awesome like it is now.

      Well, what is your most embarrassing sexual experience?
      Being **** on was the worst thing ever. When I was ****ing a girl in the ass, she just shat on me. I was tapping it, and, you know.

      Have you ever heard of the song "Ainít Scared of Getting **** on My Dick"?
      Thatís funny as hell. No, Iím scared of that ****.

      Did you keep going or did you kick her out?
      It wasnít bad, but I didnít even know about it until I was done. Then I was like, ďYouíve got to be ****ing ****ting me,Ē literally.

      Ever had a blumpkin?
      Whatís that?

      When you get a blowjob while taking a ****?
      Iím not into that.

      So how are you into anal?
      I make girls get cleaned before I **** them in the butt. The butthole has to be clean.


      You seem like an honest guy. What is the worst lie youíve ever told?
      Telling my dad I would go to college and graduate.

      What did you do instead?
      I became a rapper. And now we donít speak.

      Besides rapping, how about fighting animals? Whatís the biggest animal you could kill with a brick?
      An alpaca.

      Why? Theyíre cute.
      Because I see my strategy as aiming straight for the neck.

      How would you go about it?
      I would have a little girl dressed in a clown suit or a sunflower suit. She would walk in front of the alpaca and rock back and fourth, the way the wind blows a flower. The alpaca would be mesmerized by this flower. And I would just come up and kill it.

      Thought of this before?
      I always think of killing alpacas and ****.

      Dressing a girl up in a sunflower costume, huh? Are you into role play?
      I love that ****. Girls in school-girl outfits.

      Whatís your favorite one? Like Indians and cowboys?
      Iíve never done that, but it would be sick. I like the punishing one. You need to be punished like, "Youíve been a dirty girl, now I have to punish you."

      So, youíre into bondage?
      Hell yeah, but the girls suggest it to me.

      Whatís the greatest threat to humanity?
      Twitter, Facebook, and other weak ass ****.

      Is the Internet is bad?
      Yes, itís horrible. But camera phones are worse. That is the answer. Camera phones are the greatest threat.

      Why?
      Because people get caught up in ****. Two people canít even fight like men anymore. They have to start all this ****. Itís just gay, man.

      Have you been ****ing a girl who tried to take photos of you on her phone?
      No, not that I know of.

      Have you ever taken a photo of a girl blowing you?
      Yeah, but I do pornos all of the time. Weíll get the real ****, and do some crazy **** sometimes.

      And the girls are willing?
      I pick freaks man, extreme freaks. I donít think having a conservative mind in 2012 is a cool thing.

      What would you say is the meanest or toughest industry?
      This industry, because you can log on any day and see that people are talking **** about you that isnít true. People have an opinion when they donít deserve one.

      How so?
      I posted a picture of me in a nice jacket yesterday, and everyone was like, ĎíYouíre a ****ing show off.Ē People were mad that I chose to buy a leather jacket and show it off because I can afford one. They want to see you stay broke, and they can kiss my ass.

      How long do you think do we have before global warming kills us?
      Forty years.

      Do you have psychic powers?
      It popped into my head, it's an educated guess.

      What is the main reason for global warming?
      The use of fossil fuels.

      Would you care if Obama was Muslim?
      No, I donít care who runs for president, no matter who it is. White or black or Machine Gun Kelly.

      Do you have an opinion on Obama or Romney?
      Both are puppets. Iím an anarchist. I have it tattooed on my stomach.

      How old would you go?
      For a girl?

      Or a guy.
      I would never do a guy, thatís disgusting. But Iíve done some old chicks before. I did a 37-year-old and ****. I donít have an age limit. Iím 22, a **** is a ****. Itís enjoyable.

      How young would you go?
      18, obviously. Iíll **** an 18-year-old on her 18th birthday. I would check her ID.

      Would you rather fight a horse-sized duck or a hundred duck-sized horses?
      One hundred duck-sized horses. I could just stomp on them. Iím 6í4Ē, I look at ducks all the time and plot stomping their ass.

      What weapon would you choose?
      Nunchucks because the Ninja Turtles used nunchucks, Iím down with the Ninja Turtles.

      Whatís your favorite deadly sin?
      Gluttony.

      So you eat a lot?
      You can never get enough.

      Whoís the ugliest man in the world?
      I really get the hint that you want me to say gay ****, but from a straight-person perspective... That kid who sings "Chocolate Rain." Thatís an ugly, ugly ass mother****er.

      Do you like "Chocolate Rain"?
      Itís ****ing disturbing. I have no idea what itís about.

      Who is the ugliest woman?
      Whatís that girl who played in Sister Act? Whoopi Goldberg. She looks like she smells like Wagamamas.

      Have you heard of the new STD called Super Gonorrhea?
      No, what is that?

      Itís a new strand of gonorrhea, but it's incurable.
      Ah, I wish you didnít tell me that.

      You get it from giving blowjobs.
      Well, I never give blowjobs, only receive.

      Never say never.
      Do you want to know how I know he is a fake?

      Furthermore, boobs.

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