Naughty or Nice?

[TheDarkEnergist]

You've been absent all day and this is your contribution? Sad. I expect more from you, my BK darling.

Apparently I work in North Korea (is best Korea) and our fearless leader has decided that EVERY site on the internet has to be blocked. Vortex was spared for a while there but I think they're onto me.

It sucks...but I'll just find another way to not do work.

[slowvento95]

Just one thing, and it was for peeing on a tree drunk. I now own a tree in NY and paid a $250 to piss.

[Chris16vRocco]

I got "lunch detention" once in middle school, and a couple of speeding tickets as an adult. That's it.

[vwbrvr6]

I got a referral to the principle's office for having a paper fight on the school bus.....fifth grade.

[Fritz27]

I called a kid a ***** in 4th grade and got 3-day in-school suspension. I also got a couple speeding tickets when I was 17. Nothing since then. I'm a goody two shoes.

[TooFitToQuit]

I agree to an extent..there were some chicks in my school that you could see what they ate for breakfast and everything..but for us gals with long legs, even if our fingertips went to the end of the skirt we still got in trouble. Definitely BS

Love a little ass cheek in the morning. nomnomnom

[leitmotif]

Same, but it was in 4th grade, it wasn't false, and it was more like me getting yelled at for "Cool! Let's jump in your hot tub! Naked!"

I did almost get expelled for a titty twister in 8th grade (church school) but that was more so my teacher being an interrogative weirdo and taking matters into his own hands without really talking to anyone else. I told him I was coerced into it. I later found out the teacher was booted out of the local Lutheran high school a few years prior for an improper relationship with an 18 year old. Totally reversed my opinion on the dude and now many years later I still think he rules.

In real life, though, I do not exist in the system outside of taxes, birth and driving records. I have never had a single close call, let alone been in a pair of handcuffs or seen the backseat of a Crown Vic. How? Beats me

I'll never forget the principal's "shoot first and ask questions later" strategy. His first words to me were: "So, Justin, who have you sexually harassed lately?" Treated me like a criminal, called my mom in to the office and barely let me tell my side of the story because I'm a male. I found out years later that the principal was arrested for soliciting a prostitute so I guess we're even.

The only harassing I do now is dutch ovening my wife.

[GliGirlDriver]

Love a little ass cheek in the morning. nomnomnom

some weren't so little though, they just dressed like they were lol..ew.

The only harassing I do now is dutch ovening my wife.

guys do this and its ok..
girls do this and all you get is "oh nice, very ladylike"

guys have an itch on their croth..completely normal
girls have an itch on theirs..she has bugs

[Egilbe]

some weren't so little though, they just dressed like they were lol..ew.



guys do this and its ok..
girls do this and all you get is "oh nice, very ladylike"

guys have an itch on their croth..completely normal
girls have an itch on theirs..she has bugs

You should go see a Dr about your crotch critters

What did I get into trouble for when I was a wee lad? Breathing. My father beat us daily just because he was sure we did something to deserve it

Once in a while, he was right.

Our fun was watching the neighbor dress up in lingerie in front of her bedroom window at night. Looking back at it, she must have known we were running around outside. She fueled more than a few teen fantasies.

Throwing apples at cars driving by the apple orchard at night. One night we hit my father's truck and had to sprint home through the orchard before he got home. Just barely made it, too.

Driving deer is illegal in Maine, but my father and his cousins had us doing it as teens and we never got caught. We used to shoot all the deer before they got to the standers who were suppose to shoot the deer. My hunting ethics have improved in spite of my father's wayward teachings.

Used to drink my father's booze and add water to make up the difference. We got caught for that after awhile.

My brother used to keep his pot in my bedroom in high school because he knew my parents wouldn't suspect me. He was the pothead. I found out because he woke me up one morning by climbing on my bed to read the ceiling to pull his stash out.

[AKADriver]

I've never really "been in trouble" with the law or otherwise. I mean yea, I've been pulled over but never anything serious. Maybe I'm boring.

I got a ticket once when I was 19, 75 in a 65, DA was like "the hell is this?" and threw it out.

Only actual trouble I've ever been in my entire life. Oh wait, I did get detention once for being late to class. I had music after gym on opposite sides of the school. I was getting cleaned up and changing, damnit.

[GliGirlDriver]

har-ha, funny.. guys get away with too much is all im getting at

[atomicalex]

Dress code violations in highschool. That skirt-to-the-knee rule is bull****!

I was the queen of dress code violations from kindergarten through HS. I pushed those limits like crazy. lol I wore shorts in HS and they finally quit calling my mom, because my mom would ask them if a crotch skirt was ok (crotch skirts were legal acoording tot he dress code).

got some speeding tickets later on, got chased by the cops so many time on my skateboard, but never got caught. I was good at evading.

[GtIVR6-RJ]

younger:
skipping school
skating in places I shouldn't have been

older:
speeding tickets
skating in places I shouldn't be

[Hurt]

I don't exist.

[Ubel GLI]

Never went to detention or had any disciplinary action in my school career.

I have gotten pulled over a **** ton (10+) of times but only have 3 tickets. Good looks and charm always wins

[worth_fixing]

Younger:

Nothing really. I was never a sh!t disturber.

Older:

-Speeding tickets, warnings from having christmas lights on my car
-Brought the lawn tractor to a skating rink once. Guy in charge didn't like that.

[O2VW1.8T]

Younger= naughty x100

older= nice
1 speeding ticket but thats about it, Dont push my luck to far anymore.

[roadtripper]

wow - i am so depressed.

never thought that I'D be the delinquent among THIS group.

both young and old.

i bet it's just that the best stories stay untold. (as will mine!)

[Metallitubby]

Little deity:

fighting, theft, random sinning

Today'sh:

Riding on sidewalk @ SoWo w/ my motorcycle, 103mph in a 35 w/ the white VR6T, random moving violations

[MK5golf]

When I was 12 years old, a friend and I mooned a cop, and ran. We could not out run the cop, and I got grounded for a whole summer.

Highschool, would usually get in trouble for skipping class or smoking on school property.

Older (Well, im only 20)
Cop pulls me over for doing a "hot box" in my car. I lower my window and he gets engulfed in smoke. He told me to be careful

Doing 85 in a 50... cop asks for id. Cop does double take. Starts speaking to me in Italian, in which I reply in Italian. Cop lets me go.

I dont really get in trouble, I was always the class clown in Elementary school but thats about it.

[A Gruesome Time]

Never really got in trouble before age 20 - then I got a DUI for a. 03bac, literally drank a solo cup of beer at my parents house and was headed back home late night.... Went through a road block and bam sent to jail. Arrested later that year for 126 in a 65,again a few months later for illegal exhaust / tinted windshield..... Got a drunk in public on my 21st birthday, again a few months later..... Forgot to pay a ticket / change my address age 22 = driving on a suspended license arrest a few months later.

Bam. I'm 25 now, haven't been in trouble or had a ticket in 3 years - glad I got it all out of my system and I'm back to no points on my license

[GliGirlDriver]

wow - i am so depressed.

never thought that I'D be the delinquent among THIS group.

both young and old.

i bet it's just that the best stories stay untold. (as will mine!)

-Speeding tickets, warnings from having christmas lights on my car

leave it to the cops to ruin someones holiday spirit lol

Good looks and charm always wins

I've heard numerous stories about girls getting away with stuff for being hot or flirty or whatever..and for how often I'm getting pulled over (for dumb s!hit) I really need to start wearing low cut tanks or something under my hoodies lol.

-Been pulled over for license plate hidden..when really all the cop wanted to do was shoot the sh!t about cars. It was interesting but I had places to go!
-Cop pulled me over for swirving around a pot hole and then proceeded to accuse me of drinking all night I wasn't drinking at 18 at the time and i think he was just having a slow night and got bored.
-Mounted Patrol pulled me over ..yes, cops on horses, pulled me over..I was a few inches over a crosswalk in traffic in downtown. Didn't get a ticket probably b.c I was too interested in the horse..damn things are cute

[GreenandChrome]

oh, I forgot. when I was in 6th grade, the teacher left the classroom and said no one could get out of their seats, or they would get a detention.

our desks were set up in a 4-square group configuration, and a friend in the next group needed help on one of the questions we were doing. I got up to see the question and help.

"OHHHH!!! Mike stood up!!! I'm telling teacher!!!!" Yeah. Got the detention. Not like I cared. I was more upset that I got tattled on.

[jtls8]

-Mounted Patrol pulled me over ..yes, cops on horses, pulled me over..I was a few inches over a crosswalk in traffic in downtown. Didn't get a ticket probably b.c I was too interested in the horse..damn things are cute

I was pulled over by a couple of horses when a train was impeding my progress after fishtailing around a corner in downtown Orlando on a Saturday night at 17. Apparently the lead mounty was more interested in checking for warrants and yelling at me for being stupid than determining the progress our hallucinogenic drugs had made on us by that point.

Also received a trespassing warrant from the Orlando International Airport and OPD after jousting w/ the courtesy wheelchairs in the parking garage and riding them down the garage ramps. Apparently they thought we were the same people breaking into cars the night before. Nope, just having some non-destructive fun. My mom was 9 months pregnant and NOT amused w/ having to pick me up at 3AM. Well the rest of that summer sucked.

[worth_fixing]

leave it to the cops to ruin someones holiday spirit lol

He said I risked a $500 minimum fine for imitating a cop car in my tornado red mk3 golf with green, white, red, blue and purple christmas lights flashing.

"Garde-le chez toi, ton sapin d'Noël!" (Keep your Christmas tree at home)

[project95mk3]

Younger: detention for throwing a pudding cup out of bus window into a open top sebring.
Older 18-22 : multiple speeding tickets, driving while suspended, streaking, waving genitalia at george webbs customers, skating where we werent suppose to
Older 23+: clean as a whistle

[Symphony]

I got suspended in 8th grade for making up a rumor that some fat kid in school raped his sister. That's all the trouble I GOT IN.

[project95mk3]

I got suspended in 8th grade for making up a rumor that some fat kid in school raped his sister. That's all the trouble I GOT IN.

It was consentual right?

[Symphony]

It was consentual right?

It wouldn't be rape if it was consentual now, would it?

[Twistedsix]

Younger?
Constantly skipping school
Out past town curfew,
Drinking,
135mph in a 35 (middle of no where farm road). Ticketed for 45 in a 35

155mph in a 65, joked around with the cop while others searched the car, allowed to leave, no ticket.

Totaled a accord speeding on a wet road at night. Hit gravel lost control, found a tree to stop me lol

I think that's most of it. There's more minor speeding stuff but nothing worth writting home about.

OLDER:
Nothing lol just get lucky.
Example on a empty toll road, 10pm doing around 100mph on the Ducati, a cop comes out of no where, passes me and he just wagged his finger at me. Lol

[Mk2GLi420]

Last summer (mind you I'm 17 right now) grandma went out of town, had a little party at her house. People threw up all over. Grandma comes home, I get busted because all the cups were used and she knew I never use cups.... Damn. I thought I was in the clear because I cleaned up good haha

[Mk2GLi420]

Oh And in 6th grade I got in school suspension for 3 days for calling my health teacher a dyke. Good times

[Ghost85]

I've gotten out of some stuipid sh** in the last 10 years, I'm damn lucky.
Haven't done anything stupid in a while and I don't plan on it.